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Heard it is going back into production next year, anybody got anymore info?
One of the funniest shows on TV. Stewie, Peter, Brian and the support crew of Quagmire and The token black guy (name???).
On the comedy channel today was the episode wher Peter punched the 'dude' who went on the go into labour and pop out a kid.
The part where Quagmire and the dark dude are in the pool, releiving themselves... priceless. (Dark skinned guy - 'This so nasty' in his nasal voice) Hilarious stuff.
Or the time when Meg quit the reality show and went to Quagmire's and she walks in on him and a chick on the counter:
Meg: AHH!!
Quagmire: Ah... Thanks for that little missy, you just bought me another 2-3 minutes. Iggitty Gigitty Giggitty (Whilst his goes back to his 'job')
Great show.
Yep, back next year for 35 more episodes i believe. Hope the show can maintain its form because the first 3 seasons were rippers.
Westy_Boy
14 Apr 2004, 21:21
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"Still can't believe I missed "My Hairy Aunt""
:D
mattyc2422
14 Apr 2004, 21:21
Top show. I remember one bit where Stewie is talking about his mum and he goes "I often wonder if all women are that complicated. Some days I wake up and think 'wouldn't it be great if I grew up to be a homosexual?'"
Something along those lines. Had me laughing for ages.
Originally posted by mattyc2422
Top show. I remember one bit where Stewie is talking about his mum and he goes "I often wonder if all women are that complicated. Some days I wake up and think 'wouldn't it be great if I grew up to be a homosexual?'"
Something along those lines. Had me laughing for ages.
Stewie is da man!!! Every line is a cracker!!
GoalsFrom50Out
15 Apr 2004, 00:05
One of the funniest shows on TV. Stewie, Peter, Brian and the support crew of Quagmire and The token black guy (name???).
Cleveland.
When they showed a flashback to Stewie's birth:
"At last, I am free from that cursed ovarian Bastille!"
Chat transcript (http://www.fox.com/familyguy/chat/chat.html) with Stewie's voice actor, hilarious.
Stewie has some of the best one liners I've ever heard. High-larious:
"Damn you, vile woman! You've impended my work since the day I escaped from the womb!"
"Well,well mother!....We meet again!"
"Time to be bad"
"What do you think of that broccoli?....Stop mocking me!"
"For every sprinkle that I find, I shall kill you"
"I'll give you whatever you want: Money, women......men?"
"Jo-LENE. I have an army to raise and I must get to Managua at once. I require a window seat and an in-flight Happy Meal. BUT NO PICKLES. OH, GOD HELP YOU IF I FIND PICKLES."
[After Lois tries to feed Stewie his broccoli "airplane style"] "Damn you, Damn the Broccoli, and Damn the Wright Brothers."
"Did you forge my name? How dare you! Is this backwards "S" supposed to be cute? I'm going to crap double for you tonight."
"Isn't it funny how they say "life is like a box of chocolates"? Well in your case, dear mother, life is like a box of active grenades!"
"No, you idiot. That's not baby powder, that's paprika. Ahhhh! Take that."
"Victory is mine!"
"Oh I feel so delightfully white trash. Mommy, I want a mullet."
"Yes, I rather like this God fellow. He's very theatrical, you know, a pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence. Gotta get me some of that."
"You. Fetch me my copy of the Wall Street Journal. You two, fight to the death."
"Yay and God said to Abraham, "you will kill your son, Issak", and Abraham said, I can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the microphone." "Oh I'm sorry, Is this better? Check, check, check... Jerry, pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here."
"Baby needs to suck ash. Baby needs to suck ash. Not ass, you pervert. Save it for the interns."
"Soooo Broccoli, mother says you're very good for me. But I'm afraid I'm no good for you."
"[watching cheerleaders change in a locker room] It appears my wee-wee's been stricken with rigor mortis."
"Mother, as first lady of the American stage Helen Hayes once said, "I'm going to kill you."
"Am I to spend the entire day wallowing around in my own feces? A little service here."
"[Lois is washing Stewie's hair in the sink] Careful. It's 'gently rub the scalp', not 'scrub like you're trying to get the vomit out of a Christmas dress', you stupid holiday drunk."
"Beautiful. And while we're at it we can light up a dubey and watch porn."
The p|sstake of The Diary of Anne Frank was quality...
The Nazis burst in while Anne and her family are hiding in the roof trying to be dead-silent... then you hear a chomping sound, the camera pans over to Peter who is sitting beside them slowly eating crisps :D
Hugely under-rated by commercial TV - thank god for Foxtel.
Thewlis Dish
15 Apr 2004, 00:21
Pure quality show.
Anyone seen the episode where Peter writes 'Deceased' on his medical bills to avoid paying them, and then Death pays him a visit thinking it's genuine (voiced by the hilarious Norm MacDonald) - but sprains his ankle chasing Peter and has to stay at the Griffins to recuperate. At which point Stewie idolises him (and tries to swap email addresses :D) while Peter has to assume the role of Death as to keep the world's balance in order, and is sent out to kill off the cast of Dawson's Creek.
*Deep Breath...*
Best show on TV by a mile. The Simpsons is great, but doesn't even compare in terms of sheer laugh out loud moments.
Peter farting on stage after he takes over Lois' production of 'The King and I':
"Heh, were you there when I farted?"
Peter getting into the arts:
"Am I supposed to draw the penis?
Am I supposed to sculpt the penis?
Am I ... supposed to conduct with my penis?"
Peter hitting the deer:
"...Look, I'd really just feel more comfortable if we swapped insurance...
:D
Pure gold.
GoalsFrom50Out
15 Apr 2004, 00:23
This is one of my favourites:
Lois: Come on Stewie, you know you can't leave the table until you finish your vegetables.
Stewie: Well, then I shall sit here until one of expires, and you've got a good forty years on me, woman.
[sticks them in his mouth forcefully]
Stewie: ... BLAST!!
Another one - Peter's debate speech when he goes against Lois for head of the PTA...
Umm... the world don't move to the beat of just one drum.
What might be right for you, may not be right for some...
Sit UBU sit... good dog.
Thewlis Dish
15 Apr 2004, 00:33
When Peter forms his own country, Petoria, and is at the United Nations meeting:
Iranian? President: You know, you don't have to sit by yourself forever. You have to earn their respect. I used to sit up the back by myself too and be ignored, but then I invaded Russia and now I sit in the third row..."
Peter: So why are you sitting by yourself being ignored now?
President: Because .... I don't shower."
With Fonz as his guiding spirit:
Peter: Fonzie, there's been something I've been meaning to ask you. With all the girls you were with, did you ever, you know, get sexual diseases?"
Fonz: Herpies twice, in the clacker ... *pause* ... EEEHHH!
I don't remember the exact details but there was a beauty involving the roadrunner and coyote in one of the Peter flashbacks. Those flashbacks are winners every single time.
eagleskickass
15 Apr 2004, 00:52
absolutely love the show, my housemate has most of them so i often borrow them. My favourite cartoon show, for me only scrubs is better and they are really both very close to equal. Cant wait for the new episodes, hope the quality stays!
mattyc2422
15 Apr 2004, 01:16
Originally posted by GoalsFrom50Out
Chat transcript (http://www.fox.com/familyguy/chat/chat.html) with Stewie's voice actor, hilarious.
:D :D :D
"westjax33_375 asks: Stewie, you're pretty sarcastic for a baby.
family_guy_stewie: And you're sitting here chatting with me on a computer, you ****er. Who wins that game of chicken? Certainly not man-kind.
Thewlis Dish
15 Apr 2004, 02:57
When Lois tells Peter he can't change the play she's directing, 'The King and I':
"Well, what am I meant to do with all my creative ideas? Put them all in a tub and wash myself with them? ... *pause* ... Because that's what soap is for, Lois."
Thewlis Dish
15 Apr 2004, 05:21
Originally posted by jikost
I don't remember the exact details but there was a beauty involving the roadrunner and coyote in one of the Peter flashbacks. Those flashbacks are winners every single time.
When Peter is teaching Meg to drive:
Meg: C'mon dad, my road test is tomorrow and you haven't taught me a thing.
Brian: With all due respect you may want to find yourself a better teacher. Remember that trip to the Southwest?
*Flashback to a winding desert road, and the road runner speeding along. It stops, goes "Meep meep!" and is flattened by a car*
Inside the car (with the Coyote in the passenger seat):
Peter: Oh geez, did I just hit that ostrich?
Wile E Coyote: No.
Peter: You sure?
Wile E Coyote: He's fine. Keep going.
:D
Originally posted by GoalsFrom50Out
Chat transcript (http://www.fox.com/familyguy/chat/chat.html) with Stewie's voice actor, hilarious.
White_Knight_14_98 asks: Back Street Boys or N'SYNC?
family_guy_stewie: Both of them. In a house, on fire, surrounded by trick fire extinguishers filled with gasoline.
:D :D
year of the roo
30 Apr 2004, 20:17
This show is better than the Simpsons, easily. Can't wait for the 4th series. I have the first 3 series on DVD and they're getting a good work out atm. Having one episode per day on Foxtel is just not enough!!!
GoalsFrom50Out
30 Apr 2004, 20:27
Agreed, YOTR. I ****ing love this show.
Apparently the DVD sales were so good for the original run, they felt it would be a good money spinner to make 35 more episodes. There were some big issues with the show being a bit too extreme for US television, so the episodes we get here Americans might not recognise. Like in the episode where Peter tries to be a hero by foiling a bank robbery, a kid walks out of a shop and the head gets blown off his Kennedy Pez dispenser. Septics didn't get to see that.
Best comedy show on tv. Best show full stop. Best episode; when Peter has to do Death's job.
Family Guy action figures are being released soon too...
GoalsFrom50Out
30 Apr 2004, 20:46
Originally posted by Mog
Best comedy show on tv. Best show full stop. Best episode; when Peter has to do Death's job.
"Hi, Stewie Griffin, I'm a big fan!" :D