View Full Version : Rodney Maynard our next coach
With all the talk about terry wallace and neil craig coaching adelaide, nobody has mentioned the skinny redheaded speedster, Rodney the rocket Maynard. He has served him apprentiship playing and coaching in the riverland, why not move to the big smoke and coach us. hehehehehe
Other members on the coaching panel could include randell Bone as ruck coach
David Marshall midfield coach
Scott Lee defense coach
Originally posted by moses
With all the talk about terry wallace and neil craig coaching adelaide, nobody has mentioned the skinny redheaded speedster, Rodney the rocket Maynard. He has served him apprentiship playing and coaching in the riverland, why not move to the big smoke and coach us. hehehehehe
Other members on the coaching panel could include randell Bone as ruck coach
David Marshall midfield coach
Scott Lee defense coach
And in breaking news:
Allan Bartlett could be the forward coach with Eddy Hocking.
Adam Saliba could be the player development manager.
Ian Downsborough could be tackling coach.
dyertribe
23 Jun 2004, 17:40
Originally posted by bigman
Adam Saliba could be the player development manager .
To share duties with Jonathon Ross.
Kane McGoodwin
23 Jun 2004, 17:41
Originally posted by dyertribe
To share duties with Jonathon Ross.
That's not fair, as why not just get Angwin back for this role?
Right on the money Dyertribe.
i could not actually think of his name.
Maybe Brodie Atkinson could be in charge of finances. I heard he did a good job at NAFC. He could job share with Laurence Angwin.
dyertribe
23 Jun 2004, 17:45
Ruck Coaches: Aaron Keating or Lucas Herbert - tough call.
Adam Richardson could be charge of corperate dress
dA Crow
23 Jun 2004, 17:45
Originally posted by bigman
Right on the money Dyertribe.
i could not actually think of his name.
Maybe Brodie Atkinson could be in charge of finances. I heard he did a good job at NAFC.
I thought Angwin had that spot covered.
Originally posted by dA Crow
I thought Angwin had that spot covered.
Brodie and Angwin could job share.
Angwin could also lend his hand as dietry suppliments advisor
This is the cleanout we had to have.
Adam Heuskes and Peter Burgoyne could be in charge of the Social activities at the club.
dyertribe
23 Jun 2004, 17:55
Clayton Lamb could advise on how to ensure AFL career longevity.
Kane McGoodwin
23 Jun 2004, 17:57
Burns, Angwin & Co. can arrange transport...
FUD Jarman could be the club dietician along with Grenville Dietrich
Kane McGoodwin
23 Jun 2004, 17:58
Originally posted by bigman
FUD Jarman could be the club dietician along with Grenville Dietrich
I reckon Eddie Hocking would be a better choice.
Tyson20
23 Jun 2004, 17:59
Romano Negri as ruck coach
Anthony Ingerson as Skills coach!
if not im handing in my memebership! get your act together AFC...:p
Kane McGoodwin
23 Jun 2004, 18:00
Mods can be in charge of live media liaison & organising the toilets.
Clayton Lamb could advise on how to ensure AFL career longevity
Eugene Warrior could give him a hand
Rucci and McDermott could be Head of Media.
Shaun Rehn in charge of ground inspections.
dyertribe
23 Jun 2004, 18:02
Laurence Angwin for property steward.
Michael Murphy for club sports psychologist.
Matt Connell to emphasise the need for players to be adept on both legs.
Kane McGoodwin
23 Jun 2004, 18:03
Bone to take lessons for past players to stay positive about your club & avoid getting a chip on your shoulder - ie. See that bridge - get over it!
Kane McGoodwin
23 Jun 2004, 18:05
Matty Clarke would be marking coach.
Ingo to be kicking coach.
Who would be handball coach?
dyertribe
23 Jun 2004, 18:05
Matthew Liptak to take charge of the warm-up and warm-down sessions.
dyertribe
23 Jun 2004, 18:06
Originally posted by Kane McGoodwin
Ingo to be kicking coach.
Keep this quiet, but my mail says Paul Northeast...
Tyson20
23 Jun 2004, 18:06
Rod Jamieson...Boxing coach!
Kane McGoodwin
23 Jun 2004, 18:07
Benny Mash would be a dead cert for hardness coach.
dyertribe
23 Jun 2004, 18:07
Originally posted by Tyson20
Rod Jamieson...Boxing coach!
The word from the club is he's overqualified for the role.
Head of Past PLayers Association - Tom Gilligan
Tyson20
23 Jun 2004, 18:09
KG is also coming down to the club on a part time basis so my canary tells me...he'll b teaching the boys on proper english when talking in the media...
dyertribe
23 Jun 2004, 18:12
Originally posted by Kane McGoodwin
Burns, Angwin & Co. can arrange transport...
Ronnie's already been earmarked for the onfield ambulance
Originally posted by Tyson20
KG is also coming down to the club on a part time basis so my canary tells me...he'll b teaching the boys on proper english when talking in the media...
Peter Burgoyne is upset at this he thought he might get a duel role at the club, as well as his role as Director of Social Activities.
Doug Hawkins is also a good canditate for english and club loyalty
Bockchoy67
23 Jun 2004, 19:37
Originally posted by bigman
Brodie and Angwin could job share.
But Angwin doesn't like to share. He would much rather take everything. And if Brodie gets another job, good ol' Laurence will take that too.
Oh, and Ryan Fitzgerald to become the AFC Injury specialist.
CrowBoi
23 Jun 2004, 19:39
I couldn't say a bad word about Rocket... good call, Moses :)
MarksGirl-kbcrowgirl
23 Jun 2004, 20:46
where the hell is this crap coming from? seriously.
although....I did have a little chuckle - but - really come on!
k
xx
Marksgirl after the news about the king we need a little levity.
Carmelo Anthony
23 Jun 2004, 22:16
Hilarious stuff guys :D
dyertribe
23 Jun 2004, 22:16
MarksGirl-kbcrowgirl in charge of team bonding.
macca23
23 Jun 2004, 22:18
Originally posted by dyertribe
MarksGirl-kbcrowgirl in charge of team bonding.
You had to get serious didn't ya!! :p
Carmelo Anthony
23 Jun 2004, 22:26
Stiffy can overrate our players to the media with an eye to lifting their trade value
dyertribe
23 Jun 2004, 22:37
James Fantasia to be chief recruiting officer
David gallager has been approached to help with disposal
macca23
25 Jun 2004, 10:59
Ben Marsh for ruck coach.
_espoir
25 Jun 2004, 11:07
Welsh and Bode in control of hair dye and products to make every player a "pretty" boy
Barry Standfield in charge of co-ordinating goal celebrations.
Weed in charge of grooming and deportment.
Darren Jarman and Wayne Carey joint umpire liaison officers.
Tyson20
25 Jun 2004, 12:23
Wayne Carey and Bicks to be player Marriage Councellors!
_espoir
25 Jun 2004, 13:32
Originally posted by Tyson20
Wayne Carey and Bicks to be player Marriage Councellors!
ohh ouch ;)
N.Smart in the wax on, and wax off department.
Wayne Carey will be in charge of pool and SPA
dyertribe
25 Jun 2004, 16:05
Malcolm Blight to be retained as a consultant to tantrum-throwing
Gary Ayres to be retained as a consultant to list management
macca23
25 Jun 2004, 18:20
Bob "P*ss off you w*nker" Francis in charge of Public Relations and Communications.
Stiffy_18
25 Jun 2004, 18:48
Originally posted by macca23
Bob "P*ss off you w*nker" Francis in charge of Public Relations and Communications. GOLD :D
Originally posted by Kane McGoodwin
Who would be handball coach?
Don't you mean "Crow Throw" coach? Would have to be A Jarman.
Josh Mail, Shane Tongerie, Eugene Warrior as SA based talent spotters.
Allan Nash and Brent Williams are our Victorian talent spotters.
Jim West for past players Association President.
The burning question, is there any room in this powerhouse administration for kym (the giant) koster, and the silky media skils of Nick pesch
macca23
27 Jun 2004, 00:41
Trent Ormond-Allen in charge of sun-tanning and general good looks.
Daniel Schell as co-ordination coach.
macca23
27 Jun 2004, 11:38
Balraj Singh to run the club's currie nights and "Who am I?" contests.
Wayne's-World
27 Jun 2004, 12:29
Originally posted by macca23
Balraj Singh to run the club's currie nights and "Who am I?" contests.
He disappeared as quickly as he appeared.
Whatever happened to him?
Originally posted by Wayne's-World
He disappeared as quickly as he appeared.
Whatever happened to him?
I dont know but for a bloke who received a recommendation from Russel Ebert (on 5AA before the draft), he was terrible.
Plays in Darwin in the summer. Saw him play against the Doggies in the annual pre-season game.
Wayne's-World
27 Jun 2004, 20:38
Originally posted by bigman
Plays in Darwin in the summer. Saw him play against the Doggies in the annual pre-season game.
Thats where I saw him.
His physical stats looked good, but obviously a dud.
Didn't even stay playing in SANFL - was he hungry enough for AFL - I don't think so:(
He makes a good beef vindaloo - Waynes world and plays a mean sitar.
Wayne's-World
27 Jun 2004, 22:23
Originally posted by bigman
He makes a good beef vindaloo - Waynes world and plays a mean sitar.
Obviously had latent talent.
Deadset waste:(
dyertribe
28 Jun 2004, 23:35
Ben Parker to [insert anything derogatory here] ...
Chad Rintoul could be inharge of general brain wellbeing