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Ford Fairlane
17 Aug 2004, 11:30
No more information available. How about people try and guess the title? I'm sure Choco's provided us with enough ammo ... ;)

Poet from Port
17 Aug 2004, 11:36
The little engine that could..........eventually..

Sandola
17 Aug 2004, 11:49
This must be the one that was supposed to be out about 6 months ago. "How Marcus Won the Flag" or some such. According to the publicity I got then, it's full of bells and whistles -- literally. Pretty good timing if it turns up soon.

Eddie Woloschek
17 Aug 2004, 12:40
Good, get that book released quickly so he can begin work on writing a gameplan.

Porthos
17 Aug 2004, 12:43
It is the gameplan.

Ford Fairlane
17 Aug 2004, 13:04
The three little talls.

Poet from Port
17 Aug 2004, 13:21
Dummies Guide to Australian Rules Football

sog35
17 Aug 2004, 13:24
The BFT - The Big Friendly Tredders by Roald Williams

Ford Fairlane
17 Aug 2004, 13:32
Wilbur's Mad At You And That's Bad

_espoir
17 Aug 2004, 13:44
http://aa.1asphost.com/felicidade/wherechoco.jpg

PJ Power
17 Aug 2004, 13:57
The three little talls.

Gold - pure gold :D :D :D

PJ Power
17 Aug 2004, 13:58
"The little cockroach who found a home"

Ford Fairlane
17 Aug 2004, 14:16
I'm pretty sure it won't be one of these ...

CHILDREN'S BOOKS YOU'LL NEVER SEE



You are Different and That's Bad

Dad's New Wife Timothy

Pop! Goes the Hamster ....... And Other Great

Microwave Games

Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Household Pets

Barbar Meets the Taxidermist

Curios George and the High-Voltage Fence

The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables

Start a Real-Estate Empire with the Change from

your Mum's Purse

The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy

Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

The Care Bears Maul some Campers and are Shot Dead

How to become the Dominant Military Power in your

Elementary School

Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear

You were an Accident

Strangers have the Best Candy

The Little Sissy who Snitched

Some Kittens Can Fly!

Kathy was So Bad her Mum Stopped Loving Her

The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book

of Wild Animals of North America - Hey Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!

All Dogs Go to Hell

The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking

When Mummy and Daddy don't Know the Answer, they

say God Did It

What is That Dog doing to That Other Dog?

Mr Fork and Ms Electrical Outlet Become Friends

Bi-Curious George

Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

Poet from Port
17 Aug 2004, 15:10
Some recent works by Mark Williams

Chaos Theory

A comprehensive and fascinating insight into how Chaos Theory can explain how the fluttering of a butterfly’s wings in Outer Mongolia has influence the Power’s recent final performance

Gold Pass Stewie and the Chamber of Incriminating Secrets

A story of mystery and intrigue into how an otherwise insignificant man came to wield amazing power and influence over the Emperor of his time after he stumbled across the Chamber of Incriminating Secrets.

Perth…Beautiful One Day…..Full of ex Power Players the Next

An ideal travel guide for those wishing to pack up their bags and move to the land of greater opportunity.

Damon White and the Three Towers

An Epic story which follows the adventures and exploits of Damon White, an honest and hardworking commoner, who after overcoming significant hurdles rose from the ashes to be within reach of his ultimate goal. Alas for poor Damon his greatest challenge still lies ahead as his destiny leads him to a Battle with the Dark Wizard, the ultimate defender of the Three Towers.

dyertribe
17 Aug 2004, 16:25
http://aa.1asphost.com/felicidade/wherechoco.jpg

Hehehehe :D

We need one about Neil Craig.

sog35
17 Aug 2004, 16:27
Hehehehe :D

We need one about Neil Craig.
Instead of Where's Choco now, you could call it 'Why Craig now?'

Bresh
17 Aug 2004, 16:44
See Roach.

See Roach run.

Run Roach run.

Ford Fairlane
17 Aug 2004, 17:09
Hehehehe :D

We need one about Neil Craig.

No you don't. You know where he is for the next 3 years! :D

portentous
17 Aug 2004, 17:28
No you don't. You know where he is for the next 3 years! :D

They're too busy playing hide the sausage at cows' land to write anything.

_espoir
17 Aug 2004, 18:35
No you don't. You know where he is for the next 3 years! :D

:D :D

Where's Craig?? more like "Where's the REAL coach?"

Eago77
17 Aug 2004, 19:02
It would have to be one of those entertainment books with all the vouchers and of course a Gold pass er um card.

Pred
18 Aug 2004, 13:07
Some recent works by Mark Williams

Chaos Theory

A comprehensive and fascinating insight into how Chaos Theory can explain how the fluttering of a butterfly’s wings in Outer Mongolia has influence the Power’s recent final performance

Gold Pass Stewie and the Chamber of Incriminating Secrets

A story of mystery and intrigue into how an otherwise insignificant man came to wield amazing power and influence over the Emperor of his time after he stumbled across the Chamber of Incriminating Secrets.

Perth…Beautiful One Day…..Full of ex Power Players the Next

An ideal travel guide for those wishing to pack up their bags and move to the land of greater opportunity.

Damon White and the Three Towers

An Epic story which follows the adventures and exploits of Damon White, an honest and hardworking commoner, who after overcoming significant hurdles rose from the ashes to be within reach of his ultimate goal. Alas for poor Damon his greatest challenge still lies ahead as his destiny leads him to a Battle with the Dark Wizard, the ultimate defender of the Three Towers.Hehehe - a chuckle out of these, particularly Gold Pass Stewie and the Chamber of Incriminating Secrets :cool:

Poet from Port
18 Aug 2004, 13:56
Hehehe - a chuckle out of these, particularly Gold Pass Stewie and the Chamber of Incriminating Secrets :cool:

Yeah, it wasn't a bad book, but I felt that the main protagonist was void of much redeeming features. Also, when it was revealed that the major secret was based on the Emperor’s unnatural affection for the African dwarf mongoose it lost me a bit....7/10

I'm quite enjoying "Damon White and the Three Towers". I'm about 90% of the way through it and will shortly discover whether:

1. Damon will be defeated by the Dark Wizard causing him to go out and buy "Perth…Beautiful One Day…..Full of ex Power Players the Next",

2. Damon defeats the Wizard and enters into the realm of the Three Towers (needs to kill the Thurts Monster to do so), or

3. Damon convinces the Wizard that he should build a Forth Tower to accommodate Damon and his burdening aspirations...

I'll let you know how it ends in a few weeks time. ;)

PJ Power
18 Aug 2004, 19:10
Yeah, it wasn't a bad book, but I felt that the main protagonist was void of much redeeming features. Also, when it was revealed that the major secret was based on the Emperor’s unnatural affection for the African dwarf mongoose it lost me a bit....7/10

I'm quite enjoying "Damon White and the Three Towers". I'm about 90% of the way through it and will shortly discover whether:

1. Damon will be defeated by the Dark Wizard causing him to go out and buy "Perth…Beautiful One Day…..Full of ex Power Players the Next",

2. Damon defeats the Wizard and enters into the realm of the Three Towers (needs to kill the Thurts Monster to do so), or

3. Damon convinces the Wizard that he should build a Forth Tower to accommodate Damon and his burdening aspirations...

I'll let you know how it ends in a few weeks time. ;)

Alas, I fear that you might find a clue or two about the ending if you read "The three little talls" - see page 1 of posts. ;)

Poet from Port
19 Aug 2004, 19:53
I'm quite enjoying "Damon White and the Three Towers". I'm about 90% of the way through it and will shortly discover whether:

1. Damon will be defeated by the Dark Wizard causing him to go out and buy "Perth…Beautiful One Day…..Full of ex Power Players the Next",

2. Damon defeats the Wizard and enters into the realm of the Three Towers (needs to kill the Thurts Monster to do so), or

3. Damon convinces the Wizard that he should build a Forth Tower to accommodate Damon and his burdening aspirations...

I'll let you know how it ends in a few weeks time. ;)


I fear the Dark Wizard is too strong....

It seems our hero's only remaining hope depends on whether he can slay the Thurst Monster....but with the Dark Wizard providing added protection this task may be beyond him... :(

PJ Power
19 Aug 2004, 21:27
I hear the call of Perth getting stronger for our hero.

The Dark Wizard is strong. Because of decisions made by important people this year, he now yields unquestioned power that may be too great for a man of his flaws.

The Thurts Monster is a protected species but not as protected as the demon formerly known as the Roach. Only injury to him can salvage our mission.

PortProudWA
19 Aug 2004, 22:01
The three little talls.


PMSL :p