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Appleyard
30 Sep 2004, 23:12
... you sit down and watch Mulholland Drive and realise that Magnolia has at least one equal.
Tiger Survivor
1 Oct 2004, 01:39
I haven't seen Magnolia yet, but thought Mullholland Drive was a very good film, although I can understand why certain people wouldn't like it. Are you not a fan of David Lynch or arthouse movies?
And also D1ckie Roberts Former Child Star is the worst film ever. Horrible.
Jesus Christ, this stupid board won't even let me write a person's name properly. :mad:
Minkus_Swan
1 Oct 2004, 04:05
Add another to the list - Resident Evil Apocolypse.
Is this one of the worst years for films for a while? Some horrible movies keep coming out every week....
Add another to the list - Resident Evil Apocolypse.
Is this one of the worst years for films for a while? Some horrible movies keep coming out every week....
And one more to that list - Aliens versus Predator.
What a horrible horrible movie.
Still Crowing
1 Oct 2004, 09:59
Sorry, but:
Mona Lisa Smile.
Will never let the girl pick the movie again. No potential gain is worth that much pain.
Harvey Leadpipe
1 Oct 2004, 11:44
Will never let the girl pick the movie again. No potential gain is worth that much pain.
Was forced to sit through Sleepless in Seattle for this purpose. Nearly couldn't get it up after watching that trash. The things we go through to rock one up!
there are thousands of crap movies out there. santa with muscles (1996) saw hulk hokan playing santa clause. in 1991 we saw white boy rapper make his big screen debut with cool as ice. the king of bad movies, ed wood, produced glen or glenda which i would recommend at least attempting to watch. once you've seen 15 minutes of this crap you'll never complain about a bad movie again. (warning. you will not get that 15 minutes of you're life back.)
david lynch is an interesting cat. you've got to be prepared to think hard when watching one of his movies. oh and if anybody says that they understand a whole david lynch film........THEY ARE LYING.
mulhollanddrive
1 Oct 2004, 19:42
You know how its impossible to convince a religious person that there is no god, its the same trying to convince simple people that others are capable of abstract thought.
... you sit down and watch Mulholland Drive and realise that Magnolia has at least one equal.
agreed.
I didnt mind 'Magnolia' and I like Mdrive. But then again I liked 'Eraserhead' and I even liked 'Dune'.
Maybe it's a Hawthorn thing!?! :eek:
Valkyrie
2 Oct 2004, 13:19
I didnt mind 'Magnolia' and I like Mdrive. But then again I liked 'Eraserhead' and I even liked 'Dune'.
Maybe it's a Hawthorn thing!?! :eek:
Dune is okay as long as you've read the book and know what the hell is going on. And as long as you don't make the mistake of buying the cheap new edition DVD with the cartoon at the beginning - I made this mistake and now know why the Director insisted that his name be removed. I ended up using it as a drink coaster.
hans moleman
2 Oct 2004, 13:35
in 1991 we saw white boy rapper make his big screen debut with cool as ice.
Hey, Vanilla Ice is da man!
Don't hate the playa - hate the game.
I didnt mind 'Magnolia' and I like Mdrive. But then again I liked 'Eraserhead' and I even liked 'Dune'.
Maybe it's a Hawthorn thing!?! :eek:
i'm a bombers fan and share your tastes above... :)
My least favourite would have to be between Scary Movie and
Castaway.
AngelEyes
2 Oct 2004, 19:58
Was forced to sit through Sleepless in Seattle for this purpose. Nearly couldn't get it up after watching that trash. The things we go through to rock one up!
:mad: Sleepless In Seattle is an absolute beautiful movie! I guess personal choice comes into it, but the movie is beautifully scripted as it tells the story of Sam and Jonah, Maggie and Walter and finally Maggie and Sam. I know you need a different taste in movies to like this one but to say it's trash, are you insane? My example of trash is Jackass, do you hear me say it? Respect other people's choices of movies. If we all had the same taste in movies it would be a boring place to live in, however we all don't and calling other movies; Trash isn't really acceptable. Thankyou.
I didnt mind 'Magnolia' and I like Mdrive. But then again I liked 'Eraserhead' and I even liked 'Dune'.
Maybe it's a Hawthorn thing!?! :eek:
Must be Hawthorn thing, I like all those films too especially Magnolia.
My least favourite would have to be between Scary Movie and
Castaway.
You hate Scary Movie yet you like I Know What You Did Last Summer, I Still Know What You Did Last Summer and Urban Legends?;)
You're a shocker.
ozserpico66
2 Oct 2004, 21:12
After having seen the trailer for the BridgetJones sequel all I can say is that it looks an absolute shocker. YUCK!!!
Some crap formula movie from Hugh Grant...
After having seen the trailer for the BridgetJones sequel all I can say is that it looks an absolute shocker. YUCK!!!
Some crap formula movie from Hugh Grant...
Heh.
Is Colin Firth playing Mr. Darcy? If so ... who's playing Colin Firth? :confused:
:p
You hate Scary Movie yet you like I Know What You Did Last Summer, I Still Know What You Did Last Summer and Urban Legends?;)
You're a shocker.
Scary Movie hasn't got JLH in it kiddo. :p
Seriously though Scary Movie is just immature crap trying to get cheap laughs, probably a great movie if you're thirteen.
mulhollanddrive
2 Oct 2004, 22:32
I am proud to read that the 3 hawthorn people on this thread have the best taste in films. Must be why HHQ has so much more credibility than bf.
bucksisbest
3 Oct 2004, 02:58
Magnolia is a fantastic film , I haven't seen Mulholland Drive.
Harvey Leadpipe
4 Oct 2004, 13:30
:mad: I know you need a different taste in movies to like this one but to say it's trash, are you insane? My example of trash is Jackass, do you hear me say it? Respect other people's choices of movies. If we all had the same taste in movies it would be a boring place to live in, however we all don't and calling other movies; Trash isn't really acceptable. Thankyou.
You've stated it right there. My opinion is that the movie would be better off not ever being thought of. MY opinion. No need to get so worked up.
BTW - Sleepless In Seattle = 90 minutes of my life down the toilet.
SaveFeriss
4 Oct 2004, 13:36
Mullholland Drive I'd wanted to see for ages, and watched it about a year ago.
I'm still wishing i could have that time back.
Not only was it one of the most poorly made, filmed, directed, scripted, and scored film Ive ever seen, but I don't think David Lynch even knows what some of his scenes are about.
And DUNE the film, well the two versions Ive seen, are a travesty to the book.
Appleyard
4 Oct 2004, 21:40
You know how its impossible to convince a religious person that there is no god, its the same trying to convince simple people that others are capable of abstract thought.Abstract thought is fine, but abstracting it so much as to be unrecognisable is torture.
Mulholland Drive was a rejected TV series stuffed and edited into a film. It shows.
It would have been a great TV series. As a movie... well the only way I can think of getting my time back is to force David Lynch to do my taxes. Then we'll be even I think.
Appleyard
4 Oct 2004, 21:43
oh and if anybody says that they understand a whole david lynch film........THEY ARE LYING.Because not even David Lynch knows what is going on half the time.
mulhollanddrive
5 Oct 2004, 00:31
Each to their own, its your own 12 bucks and 2 hours to do whatever you want.
The_Ruffneck
5 Oct 2004, 00:44
Anyone seen 'Chicken Park' around here?
fishbowl
9 Oct 2004, 22:20
Dune is okay as long as you've read the book and know what the hell is going on. And as long as you don't make the mistake of buying the cheap new edition DVD with the cartoon at the beginning - I made this mistake and now know why the Director insisted that his name be removed. I ended up using it as a drink coaster.
The Bodyguard and anything that has Jennifer Lopez not bending over showing her ass.
Harry Callahan
11 Oct 2004, 16:49
Blurred.
No movie comes close the this crap, I would rather go back in time and watch my parents concieve me then see that crap again
the fly
12 Oct 2004, 16:09
*cough* The Beautician And The Beast *cough*
_espoir
12 Oct 2004, 16:20
:mad: Sleepless In Seattle is an absolute beautiful movie! I guess personal choice comes into it, but the movie is beautifully scripted as it tells the story of Sam and Jonah, Maggie and Walter and finally Maggie and Sam. I know you need a different taste in movies to like this one but to say it's trash, are you insane? My example of trash is Jackass, do you hear me say it? Respect other people's choices of movies. If we all had the same taste in movies it would be a boring place to live in, however we all don't and calling other movies; Trash isn't really acceptable. Thankyou.
You're not going to change anyone's opinion on a movie, by having a go at them. You just may have offended those that like the movie Jackass. Respecting other people's choices is by agreeing to disagree.
I liked Sleepless in seattle, but if someone calls it trash.. meh! It's no skin off my back. "trash" isn't bad bad bad word. I'm sure they could have throught of others that would really really offend someone. Don't get worked up over someone not liking the movie you do.
_espoir
12 Oct 2004, 16:20
*cough* The Beautician And The Beast *cough*
you couldn't tell by the title of the movie ;) :p
:mad: Sleepless In Seattle is an absolute beautiful movie! I guess personal choice comes into it, but the movie is beautifully scripted as it tells the story of Sam and Jonah, Maggie and Walter and finally Maggie and Sam. I know you need a different taste in movies to like this one but to say it's trash, are you insane? My example of trash is Jackass, do you hear me say it? Respect other people's choices of movies. If we all had the same taste in movies it would be a boring place to live in, however we all don't and calling other movies; Trash isn't really acceptable. Thankyou
good to see your back at your hypocritical best ;)
for me its spawn! hated that movie
funkyfreo
12 Oct 2004, 17:34
good to see your back at your hypocritical best ;)
for me its spawn! hated that movie
I thought Mulholland Drive was pretty good - certainly not a classic.
This one has probably only been seen by the arty movie liker out there, of which I am one, but it was a SHOCKER!! "Digby goes down". Had great reviews, stars McKauly Culkin (sp?)'s brother, but had to turn it off after half the movie. It was seriously dreadful. Rich tosser american kid thinks he can do what he wants coz he is rich, and gets proven right. I hope it got better but I was not willing to take the risk.
I don't see many terrible movies as I try to avoid the obvious ones at the megaplexes (I'll go see a good Hollywood movie - I'm not a total snob), but thei Digby Goes Down sure slipped through.
good to see your back at your hypocritical best ;)
for me its spawn! hated that movie
The special effects were pretty crap from memory. And then to compound the insult the soundtrack was mediocre too.
Spawn is my most hated movie
bucksisbest
3 Jan 2007, 20:17
Magnolia is a fantastic film , I haven't seen Mulholland Drive.
I saw Mulholland drive last night , close to the best film I've ever seen.
I'm planning to go through it again tonight more clinically.
Greatness23
3 Jan 2007, 20:25
Has nobody seen 'Cut'?
Greg Miller= Messiah
3 Jan 2007, 21:09
I quite liked Mulholland drive I like movies that can interperated more than one way. I sure didnt get many answers out of it but I liked the way the questions were asked. I found it quite scary in parts actually it had a great level of spookiness about it that scares me more than a horror movie can.
As for the worst BIg film I've seen Moulin Rouge in fact any thing by BAz Lurhman (except mabye ROmeo and Juliet which I thought was ok) is utter dog ********
Asgardian
4 Jan 2007, 03:36
"Snakes on a Plane" is pretty bad
WildernessMirror
4 Jan 2007, 06:18
Jindabyne.
Snore fest poorly acted by some of the ugliest people I’ve seen on a screen. Wtf are the decent reviews for this about?
Luckily I was at home so was able to leave the room before the end & listen to some loud music with headphones.
nokiacasio
4 Jan 2007, 06:40
I haven't seen Mulholland Drive but I have seen Magnolia and it's not bad. Maybe 7/10.
Really bad movies Bulletproof Monk and Sleepless in Seattle.
Really good movies I've seen lately include Crash, Matchstick Men, and The Prestige.
Catfish Jake
4 Jan 2007, 07:31
You Me Dupree.
I want to see Mulhulland Drive, because seeing that film means seeing Naomi Watts' boobs, or so I hear.
Crosby87
4 Jan 2007, 07:44
Titanic.
A movie that goes for 3 hours despite fact that you know how it ends before sitting down. I almost punched some random guy in the cinema after having to see that ********.
Ladies and Gentlemen,
I present to you a film for the ages.
Big Daddy. :D :rolleyes:
... you sit down and watch Mulholland Drive and realise that Magnolia has at least one equal.
Appleyard (if that is your real name :p), just because you don't understand a movie, doesn't make it a crap movie. Magnolia is a twisted movie, but just watch it for the individual performances, Cruise and Macy in particular, which make it watchable at worst.
Mullholland Drive I haven't seen but apparently it's a great movie.
Kowalski
4 Jan 2007, 10:28
Haven't bothered to read the whole thread in case there's something herein I actually liked. But I digress, watched Click the other day. Have a new title holder in my household!
Hard Ball Get
4 Jan 2007, 10:49
Very odd but not the worst film ever.
ANy film with a lesbian sex scene like that can not be considered the worst ever.
Freddy Got Fingered is easily the worst film ever made in my book.
Crosby87
4 Jan 2007, 11:27
You Me Dupree.
I want to see Mulhulland Drive, because seeing that film means seeing Naomi Watts' boobs, or so I hear.
Funnily enough, that's the only scene of the movie I've seen. Stumbled upon it on Foxtel one time. Not bad at all :thumbsu:
soupaman
4 Jan 2007, 17:36
Worst movie ever would easily have to be "pumpkin". About some high school girl (Ricci) who has to look after this disabled athlete as a school thing. Pulls out the lamest lines, most incredible personality changes, impossible scientific feats and just reeks of crapness.
My sisters reckon theres a movie called phat, about a fat girl who finds this rich, handsome, caring guy who likes her cause shes fat and thinks that girls should be overweight and finds skinny girls (or average sized girls for that matter) repulsive. Go figure.
sydney eagle
5 Jan 2007, 07:32
there are thousands of crap movies out there. santa with muscles (1996) saw hulk hokan playing santa clause. in 1991 we saw white boy rapper make his big screen debut with cool as ice. the king of bad movies, ed wood, produced glen or glenda which i would recommend at least attempting to watch. once you've seen 15 minutes of this crap you'll never complain about a bad movie again. (warning. you will not get that 15 minutes of you're life back.)
david lynch is an interesting cat. you've got to be prepared to think hard when watching one of his movies. oh and if anybody says that they understand a whole david lynch film........THEY ARE LYING. And that last statement includes Lynch himself !
HorseHead
5 Jan 2007, 12:47
Haven't bothered to read the whole thread in case there's something herein I actually liked. But I digress, watched Click the other day. Have a new title holder in my household!Oh yeah. What a stinker. For reasons I'm yet to fathom in any way, my girlfriend loves Adam Sandler films. Personally, I find them pretty much all the same (i.e. not funny). The only saving grace Click has is the obvious charms of Kate Beckinsale. Grooooooooooooooooowl.
HorseHead
5 Jan 2007, 13:04
I saw Mulholland drive last night , close to the best film I've ever seen.
I'm planning to go through it again tonight more clinically.Despite what some people of said, it's not the worst film I've ever seen, but it does get a little dull in places, IMO.
If you've not seen it, I'd strongly recommend Lynch's Lost Highway. A real gem of a movie, featuring a truly creepy performance by Robert Blake (made even creepier by the knowledge that he was later charged with murdering his wife in real life. I have a strong suspicion he wasn't even acting in Lost Highway).
I still hold out that that abomination Lost In Space, with that spanker from Friends in it, was by far the worst movie I have ever seen.
I saw it in the theatre and from the first five minutes predicted all the major plot twists that were going to happen. As it all unfolded in front of me, just as I said, I was gobsmacked.
I gave it a chance and stayed until about half an hour before the movie ended and the girl in the box office still gave me my money back. She said quite a few people had walked out.
The Majestic
6 Jan 2007, 17:52
I didn't have to worry about getting my money back, got free tickets to see it, watched Titanic on Showtime, only because there was nothing on and they had this special on the Titanic at the time.
Cannot beat the old black and white version of Titanic, or some other movies like that. The latest one was attempting to be different and centre around other things rather then the sinking.
One movie I didn't really like was Starship Troopers 2, I liked the first one with Casper Van Dien, and Denise Richards, as well as Jake Busey, but the 2nd wasn't anything to write home about.
raikkonen
6 Jan 2007, 18:24
Fearless, Passion of the Christ and Cabin Fever are my three all-time worse movies. :thumbsd:
Best movies I have seen in the last year include: The Prestige, The Descent, Blood Diamond, Casino Royale and Hills Have Eyes
You Me Dupree.
I want to see Mulhulland Drive, because seeing that film means seeing Naomi Watts' boobs, or so I hear.
Full marks Jake, and not only some great boob shots, she has some tasty lezo scenes with some chick with massive fake cans. Film making genius in my book.
dont bowl there
6 Jan 2007, 19:09
Freddy Got Fingered is easily the worst film ever made in my book.
In my top 10 movies to watch, its a crack up!
puddingfactor
6 Jan 2007, 19:14
Inspector Gadget: The Movie
Matthew Broderick - what were you thinking? Not much it seems.
Apparently there was even a straight to video sequel, filmed in Australia. The sequel apparently has Tony Martin (the E Street one) Mark Mitchell and Sigrid Thornton in it.
ManWithNoName
6 Jan 2007, 20:56
Superman IV.
That is all.
sandeano
6 Jan 2007, 21:37
I still hold out that that abomination Lost In Space, with that spanker from Friends in it, was by far the worst movie I have ever seen.
I saw it in the theatre and from the first five minutes predicted all the major plot twists that were going to happen. As it all unfolded in front of me, just as I said, I was gobsmacked.
I gave it a chance and stayed until about half an hour before the movie ended and the girl in the box office still gave me my money back. She said quite a few people had walked out.
Bloody Hell. I swore off those sort of movies years ago, but was dragged to this one by a gal I was seeing who had a thing for Gary Oldman. Just as you said, within five minutes the entire plot had been telegraphed. It was the worst cinema-going experience I have ever endured - sheer and utter toture.
I honestly felt dirty afterwards, having given money to the makers and screeners of such dross. For aiding Oldman's selling out, William Hurt apparently not caring anymore and ever so slightly furthering the careers of Matt Le Blanc and that insufferable chipmunk-voiced moppet from "Party of Five".
Mentally, it took a long time for me to come to terms with what I had done. But talking about it on forums like these has helped my rehabilitation.
Greatness23
7 Jan 2007, 09:15
Oh yeah. What a stinker. For reasons I'm yet to fathom in any way, my girlfriend loves Adam Sandler films. Personally, I find them pretty much all the same (i.e. not funny). The only saving grace Click has is the obvious charms of Kate Beckinsale. Grooooooooooooooooowl.And Terry Crews brief cameo :thumbsu:
Another movie I was so glad I didnt pay to go see was 'Dreamcatchers'.
The Majestic
7 Jan 2007, 11:26
Fearless, Passion of the Christ and Cabin Fever are my three all-time worse movies. :thumbsd:
I saw parts of Passion of The Christ, wasn't as good as I expected it to be.
Best movies I have seen in the last year include: The Prestige, The Descent, Blood Diamond, Casino Royale and Hills Have Eyes
Out of those I have seen Hills Have Eyes, and I enjoyed it, looking forward to the 2nd one coming out, but I do want to see Blood Diamond, and The Descent. Never been much of a James Bond fan, but my brother is, and my dad, so they will watch that as they are collecting all the James Bonds.
raikkonen
7 Jan 2007, 12:42
I saw parts of Passion of The Christ, wasn't as good as I expected it to be.
Out of those I have seen Hills Have Eyes, and I enjoyed it, looking forward to the 2nd one coming out, but I do want to see Blood Diamond, and The Descent. Never been much of a James Bond fan, but my brother is, and my dad, so they will watch that as they are collecting all the James Bonds.
:confused: There is a sequel? ?
Bloody Hell. I swore off those sort of movies years ago, but was dragged to this one by a gal I was seeing who had a thing for Gary Oldman. Just as you said, within five minutes the entire plot had been telegraphed. It was the worst cinema-going experience I have ever endured - sheer and utter toture.
I honestly felt dirty afterwards, having given money to the makers and screeners of such dross. For aiding Oldman's selling out, William Hurt apparently not caring anymore and ever so slightly furthering the careers of Matt Le Blanc and that insufferable chipmunk-voiced moppet from "Party of Five".
Mentally, it took a long time for me to come to terms with what I had done. But talking about it on forums like these has helped my rehabilitation.
The movie company that released this dross really should have been forced to pay for therapy for the people who saw it. Truly excrable.
One movie which I feel passed all the levels of cringeworthiness was Kev and Whitney in the deplorable Bodyguard.
sydney eagle
8 Jan 2007, 08:56
Because not even David Lynch knows what is going on half the time. I'd have said that it was MORE than half the time! However many people(especially some film critics) think that Lynch is beyond criticism.
sandeano
8 Jan 2007, 09:00
I'd have said that it was MORE than half the time! However many people(especially some film critics) think that Lynch is beyond criticism.
There is a touch of the emperor's new clothes about much of the writings on his work.
NICK THE PIE MAN
8 Jan 2007, 10:35
the beach is shocking.
The first half is actually quite decent, and then it goes to absolute ********e.
stickman11
8 Jan 2007, 17:01
The first half is actually quite decent, and then it goes to absolute ********e.
Has anyone ever seen the Punisher?
The Majestic
8 Jan 2007, 17:57
:confused: There is a sequel? ?
Yeah, The Hills Have Eyes 2 has been planned, as well as Slither 2.
I am not sure when filming was to start, but I remember reading over at imdb.com they were making a 2nd.
ManWithNoName
8 Jan 2007, 18:07
Has anyone ever seen the Punisher?
They're making a sequal to that. As they are with Fantastic 4 and Incredible Hulk.
Has nobody seen 'Cut'?
Yes a pretty bad movie. I hardly ever go to the cinema I saw this on Foxtel so I can't really complain but it is a shocking horror movie. Stephen Curry in a horror movie? Most horror movies are tripe IMO, and those are the good ones, this was a bad horror movie and was Australian.
Noddy Holder
8 Jan 2007, 20:09
Snakes on a Plane.:thumbsd:
This was one of the few movies that I've rented, watched a bit then returned it without watching the rest. What utter crap. Anyone who enjoyed this needs their head read. :thumbsd:
dont bowl there
8 Jan 2007, 21:02
I have always hated the "Scary Movie" collection. Only eclipsed by "Date Movie", that is the worst movie i have ever seen. Saw it at the movies for some reason and there was not a laugh in the cinema. I think i said to my mate at the end "that was crap", got the biggest laugh of the night. Saying that i think people left happy because they got to talk about just how bad it was. So bad it was good?
Scary Movie original was ok, I didn't like it but I suppose it serves it's purpose as a spoof of all horror movies. You can't really complain about these types of movies IMO, you know what you're getting in to.
As for a movie that is so bad it's good, Kung Pow is the best movie ever. I love that movie!
Magpiespower
9 Jan 2007, 05:48
Dare anyone to sit through any Clara Law or Samantha Lang film without falling asleep.
Or Rob Zombie's crap.
Minkus_Swan
10 Jan 2007, 03:40
Or Rob Zombie's crap.
Too be fair to Zombie. His target audience know exactly what they were getting into before the films start..
The Grudge with Sarah Michelle Gellar - nuff said.
and
'Cringing Watching, Hidden Substance' - horribly overated film.
redglare
10 Jan 2007, 18:44
Just saw The Guardian. Serious contender.
apollo_creed
10 Jan 2007, 20:58
The Grudge with Sarah Michelle Gellar - nuff said.
and
'Cringing Watching, Hidden Substance' - horribly overated film.
Are you gay?
Anything with Sarah in it is cinematic geniuses, regardless of its quality.
And in the case of 'The Grudge' it's actually a decent movie. A little scary for my liking but I'm a little bitch so what gives.
Mentallo
10 Jan 2007, 22:16
Kylie Minogue + "Aussie" Joe Bugner = Streetfighter.
Was like watching a car crash unfold before your very eyes.
Also,
Titanic & Take Away.
NSWCROW
10 Jan 2007, 22:26
TAKE AWAY bit the big one :thumbsd::thumbsd:
Shane Hird
11 Jan 2007, 02:22
Capote....that voice P.S Hoffman projects thru out this boring melodrama is the worst. He's supposed to be copying the real guys voice but it doesn't work. Do not rent this movie:thumbsd:
And.......if you're got kids sleeping while trying to get thru this rubbish....make sure your walls are thick cause one has to turn up the volume full blast just to hear hoffman speak..in that voice:o
... you sit down and watch Mulholland Drive and realise that Magnolia has at least one equal.
Magnolia was fantastic. Tom Cruise was brilliant.
Are you gay?
Anything with Sarah in it is cinematic geniuses, regardless of its quality.
And in the case of 'The Grudge' it's actually a decent movie. A little scary for my liking but I'm a little bitch so what gives.
Nice urine extraction there :thumbsu: , anyway The Grudge would have to be one of the most overhyped movies of all-time, was not in the least bit scary and utterly predictable.
In the words of Dave Chapelle as Rick James (not be confused with BF poster) :
"I wish I had more hands... so I could give those titties four thumbs down!"
scottywiper
11 Jan 2007, 08:40
Scoop, the new Woody Allen-Scarlett Johannson-Hugh Jackman film, is horrible.
Capote....that voice P.S Hoffman projects thru out this boring melodrama is the worst. He's supposed to be copying the real guys voice but it doesn't work. Do not rent this movie:thumbsd:
And.......if you're got kids sleeping while trying to get thru this rubbish....make sure your walls are thick cause one has to turn up the volume full blast just to hear hoffman speak..in that voice:o
Ypu have no idea pal, Capote was a brilliant film.
HorseHead
12 Jan 2007, 10:09
Capote....that voice P.S Hoffman projects thru out this boring melodrama is the worst. He's supposed to be copying the real guys voice but it doesn't work. Do not rent this movie:thumbsd:
And.......if you're got kids sleeping while trying to get thru this rubbish....make sure your walls are thick cause one has to turn up the volume full blast just to hear hoffman speak..in that voice:oI generally like Hoffman's movies, but I have to agree with you here. He really overdid it and the movie was quite dull overall.
Evil Aliens qualifies highly in both worst and best film categories....i strongly advise everyone to rent it out, its a British horror/comedy.
Snakes on a Plane.:thumbsd:
This was one of the few movies that I've rented, watched a bit then returned it without watching the rest. What utter crap. Anyone who enjoyed this needs their head read. :thumbsd:
But didn't you KNOW it was going to be bad. I mean come one 'Snakes on Plane', the title is giving you a big clue right there. You deserve to be put out on the grounds of naive optimism that that film would be anything BUT shyte.
Noddy Holder
12 Jan 2007, 19:54
But didn't you KNOW it was going to be bad. I mean come one 'Snakes on Plane', the title is giving you a big clue right there. You deserve to be put out on the grounds of naive optimism that that film would be anything BUT shyte.
I was expecting the movie to be bad but bad in a good sort of way. It was bad in a bad sort of way.
I was expecting the movie to be bad but bad in a good sort of way. It was bad in a bad sort of way.
Yep i know what you mean, Like the movie "tuff turf"... I watched it when i was a kid, it's an 80s flick. Even as a kid i could appreciate that it was a good bad movie. :thumbsu: :D
TheGeneral
6 Apr 2007, 14:17
Jindabyne.
Snore fest poorly acted by some of the ugliest people I’ve seen on a screen. Wtf are the decent reviews for this about?
Luckily I was at home so was able to leave the room before the end & listen to some loud music with headphones.
Jindabyne is the most overrated, slow and boring film I've seen since 10 canoes. I know it's based on a short story, but the fishing scene was straight out of Robert Altman's shortcuts and there was nothing new there. All the Aboriginal spirit crap makes he shake my head whenever someone puts it in a movie.
The sound track was terrible.
The Lady in the Water was a shocker and we didn't even get to see Bryce Dallas Howard's ruby snatch.
GhostofJimJess
7 Apr 2007, 02:53
One word.
Wimbledon.
Showgirls will take some beating.
peternorth
7 Apr 2007, 16:17
practical magic
GhostofJimJess
7 Apr 2007, 20:29
Showgirls will take some beating.
At least there was some juggly action in that one.