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Snickers
1 Jan 2005, 13:16
The Loch Ness Monster
piespremiersthisyear
1 Jan 2005, 14:24
Casper
Anja_Nees
1 Jan 2005, 14:27
Ahem. (http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0185183/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnxteD0yMHxzZz0xfGxtPTIwMHx0dD1vbnxwbj0wfHE9YmF0 dGxlZmllbGQgZWFydGh8aHRtbD0xfG5tPW9u;fc=1;ft=3;fm=1)
SaveFeriss
1 Jan 2005, 14:30
Empire Records, closley followed by Starship troopers.
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot
Starring Sylvester Stallone and Estelle Getty watch it if you dare
Best Coast
1 Jan 2005, 15:07
Spawn/planet of the apes 2001
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot
Starring Sylvester Stallone and Estelle Getty watch it if you dare
On some Foxtel channel just the other day in fact. Not the worst though. I don't know what is the worst, but it ain't that.
benny's buddy
1 Jan 2005, 15:57
The English Patient. I'm not sure but I reckon if I went back to the cinema I went to watch it in, it probably wouldn't have finished yet.
Count Zero
1 Jan 2005, 17:22
Plan Nine From Outer Space (Ed Wood's indescribable classic)
Every Which Way But Loose (The ape was the best actor)
Bring Me The Head of Alfredo Garcia (Typical Sam Peckinpah slow motion obsession)
The Conqueror (John Wayne as Genghis Khan)
Anything by Peter Bogdanovich.
the_mighty_pies_3733
1 Jan 2005, 17:56
Kung Pow!
thetigerman
1 Jan 2005, 20:25
ENDLESS LOVE
should have been called Endless Bore ... where was Dirty Harry when you needed him....
Anything starring Jean-Claude Van Damme or Steven Seagal [that's most of channel 9's movies :D ].
Cassius_Clay
1 Jan 2005, 20:34
Jeepers Creepers 1
choc_a_holic
1 Jan 2005, 20:52
Kill Bill or Ghostworld
Godzilla.
Ex-missus and I got up and walked out of the cinema three-quarters of the way through it. Half the audience had already done so earlier on.
The Cars that ate Paris.
1974 Australian flick which can best described as totally f*ckin' warped. These out of control cars with minds of thier own start terrorising some NSW country town which is already seriously backward (Australia's answer to Royston Vasey). Eventually the cars run amuck and flatten the town.
REALLY warped.
JW Frogen
1 Jan 2005, 22:40
Taras Bulba.
Slaughtering the novel by Gogol, Tony Curtis plays a Cossak with a Brooklyn accent.
"Yanda liaaas da castal of my fadda."
Horrible.
Though I think it may take second place in the list of movie infamy to the previously mentioned The Conqueror, starring John Wayne as Mongol chief Temujin, (Ghengis Khan).
"Well hey thar Chinese partner, prepare to get slaughtered, uuuu hagh!"
The movie not only died, but many of the actors and 91 of the crew died of cancer latter in life, including John Wayne, as the movie was shot near active nuclear testing sites in Utah.
So this may not only be the worst movie of all time, but also the deadliest.
Count Zero
1 Jan 2005, 22:55
...Tony Curtis plays a Cossak with a Brooklyn accent...
Mentioning Tony Curtis has reminded me of The Vikings. It wasn't a bad movie. It starred Tony Curtis and Kirk Douglas amongst others. Kirk Douglas was a really hard Viking bastard, with a huge scar on his face. Tony Curtis on the other hand was always wearing tights and hanging around with the women. At the climax of the movie Kirk and Tony fight it out, and Curtis wins! There was not a kid in the audience, myself included, who believed for one second that Tony Curtis could have beaten Kirk Douglas in a fight. It was a movie moment that will forever live in infamy imo.
JW Frogen
1 Jan 2005, 23:19
I have not seen that movie Count, but I too would find it hard to believe that Curtis would take out Kirk Douglas.
Speaking of these two I am reminded of a scene in Spartacus between Tony Curtis and Kirk Douglas, (a movie I do believe is very good), everytime I see the scene where Tony Curtis says "I love ya Spartacus." I break up laughing. It just doesn't work for me.
Docker_Brat
1 Jan 2005, 23:47
Ahem. (http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0185183/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnxteD0yMHxzZz0xfGxtPTIwMHx0dD1vbnxwbj0wfHE9YmF0 dGxlZmllbGQgZWFydGh8aHRtbD0xfG5tPW9u;fc=1;ft=3;fm=1)
You win.
Leonard Part VI with Bill Cosby - absolute crap and the only film I have ever fallen asleep at the cinemas.
Magpiespower
2 Jan 2005, 07:48
DOGVILLE.
Just can't go past it.
Some other worthy 'films' include:
The Adventured of Barry McKenzie
Elephant
The Goddess of 1967
Gigli (took me three viewings over two days to watch it.)
Natural Born Killers
Adam's Rib
and anything by Samantha Lang.
Magpiespower
2 Jan 2005, 10:32
Almost forgot...
Batman and Robin.
It's on TV this week if anyone wants to watch a truly horrible movie.
Spiritof82
2 Jan 2005, 10:36
Days of Thunder - Trying to convince the world that Kidman could be a brain surgon (or even an actor) is pushing things a bit far. :cool:
Pearl Harbour. Trey Parker said so.
Muggers. A very small budget Aussie movie about people whho steal peoples major organs anf sell them. Dog of a movie.
How to Deal. The absolute pits of the teen romance comedy genre.
davey_magik
2 Jan 2005, 13:19
The Final Fantasy movie, Jeepers Creepers 1 and Kill Bill Volume 1 (Definitely will not see Volume 2)
Lars von Trier's The Idiots is perhaps the worst movie I've ever seen. I know he has a modus operandi and so forth with his whole Dogma thing, but it doesn't stop him making ******** movies. Hardcore sex at the end notwithstanding.
Escape from LA
Gladiator
The Perfect Storm
SaveFeriss
2 Jan 2005, 14:02
There's an old Aussie film, filmed in Sydney probably mid-80s. Was called The Thirteenth floor.
Was meant to be a horror of sorts. I reckon I could make a better film with my camera phone. Better still, by drawing little stick creatures in the corner of a book and flicking the pages would be better.
Also a film I saw recently on DVD, called 'Manson'.
About the Manson family, which Id already read up on a fair amount over the years. Reading Helter Skelter at 13, which was authored by the Prosecuting Attorney.
This film wasn't bad for the story it portrayed, more the way it portrayed the story.
The filmaker gave no insight into the human psyche of people like these.
I cant quite express how this film made me feel, except it left me open-mouthed at the question of what the filmakers intentions were.
I came away from that film feeling as though it was to glorify the Manson Family, and to glorify killing iun general.
Even the credits were in a way hypnotising and made me fear that it would actually encourage someone succeptiable to thoughts of senseless murder, to actually go out and do them.
I was quite disgusted by the film, and that doesnt happen often. I managed to sit through The Naked Lunch which is rather bizarre. But I hated this film because I thought it was promoting and glorifying murder and The Manson Family themselves.
superstar
2 Jan 2005, 14:12
Gladiator
:eek: Are you kidding? That's a great movie.
Congo is the worst ever for mine. Just awful.
Saw an absolute piece of ******** starring John Travolta the other night - The Punisher.
As far as popular movies go, you can't get much worse than Moulin Rouge. What a piece of arty farty crap that was.
NICK THE PIE MAN
2 Jan 2005, 15:08
Kill Bill
Wash your mouth out!
Congo is the worst ever for mine. Just awful.
A movie with Tim Curry and Bruce Campbell in it bad? Bite your tongue.
Anything starring Jean-Claude Van Damme or Steven Seagal [that's most of channel 9's movies :D ].
Hey!
Rubbish Van Damme all you like but show seagal some respect. How he didnt win an award for Marked for Death has got me stuffed.
As for the worst films i'd have to say:
Riot(starring B grade martial artist Gary Daniels)
Mean Guns
Maximum Risk
Any of the Harry potter films
Gladiator
I hope you mean that rubbish starring our own aussie Kiwi Russell Crowe. Becuase the boxing film Gladiator with James Marshall, Cuba Gooding jr, Brian Dennehy and Robert Loggia was quite good.
TheGeneral
2 Jan 2005, 16:35
The Day after Tomorrow! Bulltish!
I don't know was frozen New York or the one expression Dennis Quaid wore throughout the movie.
captain boyd
2 Jan 2005, 20:51
The Gods Must be Crazy!!!!
and to think they made a sequel!!!
Pieces of april!!!!
the story of a girl cooking a turkey!!! how great and exciting!!
Magpiespower
3 Jan 2005, 07:26
Lars von Trier's The Idiots is...
Pretentious European cinema at its worst.
Pieces of april!!!!
I loved this film.
The Gods Must be Crazy!!!!
This one too! Although the filmmakers deserve a good thumping for exploiting the bushmen.
I hope you mean that rubbish starring our own aussie Kiwi Russell Crowe.
That's the one... Russell Crowe delivered every line as if in an odd Clint Eastwood impersonation, and that Phoenix bloke was more wooden than Pinocchio's bollocks.
I'll back Darky up on this one, I also hated Gladiator. From the beginning it just left me cold.
flamethrower
3 Jan 2005, 19:09
Freddy Got Fingered
Thread Over!
Roobunny
3 Jan 2005, 21:12
You Got Mail....so horrible
bunsen burner
3 Jan 2005, 23:02
Although the filmmakers deserve a good thumping for exploiting the bushmen.How do you know the bushmen were exploited? Were you there or did you just make a huge assumption with absolutely no substance?
bunsen burner
3 Jan 2005, 23:03
Freddy Got Fingered
Thread Over!Can't trump that. Just plain wrong.
demon_dave
4 Jan 2005, 04:33
Empire Records, closley followed by Starship troopers.
Starship Troopers was a laugh, the only movie I've ever walked out on was Forget Paris, woeful
Baby Geniuses....the concept is retarded
Super Troopers.....A movie made by idiots for idiots.
You've got mail wasn't the worst but arguably the most boring movie.
There's an old Aussie film, filmed in Sydney probably mid-80s. Was called The Thirteenth floor.
Was meant to be a horror of sorts. I reckon I could make a better film with my camera phone. Better still, by drawing little stick creatures in the corner of a book and flicking the pages would be better.
Also a film I saw recently on DVD, called 'Manson'.
About the Manson family, which Id already read up on a fair amount over the years. Reading Helter Skelter at 13, which was authored by the Prosecuting Attorney.
This film wasn't bad for the story it portrayed, more the way it portrayed the story.
The filmaker gave no insight into the human psyche of people like these.
I cant quite express how this film made me feel, except it left me open-mouthed at the question of what the filmakers intentions were.
I came away from that film feeling as though it was to glorify the Manson Family, and to glorify killing iun general.
Even the credits were in a way hypnotising and made me fear that it would actually encourage someone succeptiable to thoughts of senseless murder, to actually go out and do them.
I was quite disgusted by the film, and that doesnt happen often. I managed to sit through The Naked Lunch which is rather bizarre. But I hated this film because I thought it was promoting and glorifying murder and The Manson Family themselves.
The Manson family has interested me from a young age. I have this really good DVD called Charles Manson: Superstar. It gives quite an errie look into the Manson family, with interviews with Charles Manson in 1989.
Roobunny
4 Jan 2005, 11:49
Empire Records, closley followed by Starship troopers.
I truly love Empire Records, it's very close to being in my Top 10 films of all time
Roobunny
4 Jan 2005, 11:51
You've got mail wasn't the worst but arguably the most boring movie.
No it really was...it was ridiculous and nasty, she falls in love with the man who ruins her? Yeah right.
Also honourable mentions to the Pallbearer, the Waterboy, Runaway Bride and Triple X...
The Manson family has interested me from a young age. I have this really good DVD called Charles Manson: Superstar. It gives quite an errie look into the Manson family, with interviews with Charles Manson in 1989.
Does it tell it like it was or does it glorify what they did as the one SaveFerris saw seems to do?
I've learned a fair bit about the Manson Family through becoming a Beach Boys fan because sadly they were heavily involved in the story for a while there.
I truly love Empire Records, it's very close to being in my Top 10 films of all time
I love it too, it's fairly lightweight but extremely funny.
FreoDocker
4 Jan 2005, 12:16
Snake Eyes, The only way they could have redeemed the movie was to have every character played by Carla Gugino.
Does it tell it like it was or does it glorify what they did as the one SaveFerris saw seems to do?
I've learned a fair bit about the Manson Family through becoming a Beach Boys fan because sadly they were heavily involved in the story for a while there.
Yes, unfortunately Lioness, the Beach Boys were involved with Manson, as he tried to forge a career in recording. Manson had a lot to do with them in the family's early days.
The DVD I have doesnt glorify it at all. More of a doco really. In fact it is really creepy and macabre.
Beyond the Poseidon Adventure.
Absolute stinker.
snap-shot
4 Jan 2005, 12:29
The Village.
Monster.
choc_a_holic
4 Jan 2005, 12:30
Even that Eurotrip movie was on the crap side.
Yes, unfortunately Lioness, the Beach Boys were involved with Manson, as he tried to forge a career in recording. Manson had a lot to do with them in the family's early days.
The DVD I have doesnt glorify it at all. More of a doco really. In fact it is really creepy and macabre.
Ah sounds interesting then.
Yeah the Beach Boys recorded a couple of Manson's songs. There is one, 'Never Learn Not To Love' (aka Cease To Exist) that I picked as the Manson song even before I was told! It's creepy. The things I know about their involvement are: Dennis Wilson picked up a few of the girls and they took him to meet Manson and they all moved into his house and he got them recorded by the Beach Boys, and that was met by a lot of opposition (understandably) and as I understand it, the attacks on Sharon Tate and her companions were carried out because they thought Terry Melcher lived in the house. Melcher produced many hits of the time for groups related to the Beach Boys so he was involved with the group also. I wouldn't have a clue if that's fact or not but I've heard it said.
The Manson Family cost Dennis Wilson hundreds of thousands of dollars and also from that point on, he feared for his life and actually never spoke about what had happened, well at least publicly, for the rest of his life.
I also read in a Beatles book about Manson's interpretation of the songs on their White Album. That was fairly chilling stuff too.
Sorry to drag this thread slightly off topic here!!
lenny&carl
4 Jan 2005, 21:39
First one that came to mind was "The Avengers," but I might delay my vote because apparently Police Academy 8 is in production.
I don't watch a lot of movies, but of those I have seen my vote would go for Hudson Hawk.
CoastBhoy
6 Jan 2005, 14:27
Vanilla Sky
Talented Mr Ripley
Gothika
Spice World!!!
The re-make of Psycho (not the original)
Vanilla Sky.
Battlefield Earth
Anything involving Yahoo Serious (I cannot believe no one here has mentioned the idiot yet).
3rd Grade Maggy
6 Jan 2005, 15:08
Juwanna Mann.
Magpiespower
6 Jan 2005, 15:20
How do you know the bushmen were exploited? Were you there or did you just make a huge assumption with absolutely no substance?
No, I wasn't there. I didn't yell action. I didn't yell cut. I didn't even make a sandwich for the catering department.
But it's common knowledge that the producers ripped them off blind and the bushmen never saw a cent of the profits which were quite substantial considering 'The Gods Must Be Crazy' was made on a shoestring and was a worldwide box-office smash.
"Nothing but trouble" Had a fantastic cast (John Candy, Chevy Chase, Demi Moore & Dan Ackroyd) I remember being really excited when I saw some shorts of it & thinking it would be a great comedy but was absolutely shocking. Should be erased from all human memory.
Another shocker that had a lot of hype was "Howard the Duck" I think it was made by George Lucas or maybe even Speilberg :rolleyes: not sure but anyway it was a complete waste of celluloid.
i'll nominate only hollywood 'blockbuster' that has millions spent on marketing so that people will go and see it before they hear how bad it is.
Batman & Robin
Battlefield Earth
Godzilla (the Us one)
Independence Day
Wild Wild West
The Blair Witch Project ($10 to make but $10mil to market)
Last Action Hero
Catwoman
The Cat in the Hat
Van Helsing
Waterworld
Garfield
The Postman
The Phantom Menace
Daredevil
The Grinch
Matrix 2 & 3
Blues Brothers 2000
Gigli
The Postman
Showgirls
The Phantom Menace
Lost In Space
Armageddon
...and the list goes on.
but the king ******** of all this crap has to be....
Titanic
portentous
6 Jan 2005, 17:42
Think I'm seeing it tomorrow with the kids "Spongebob Squarepants" ! :(
I don't watch a lot of movies, but of those I have seen my vote would go for Hudson Hawk.
I'm glad to hear someone else say this was a rubbish movie, I shudder now whenever I want to see a movie & Willis is in it, scared it will be as crap, also put Willis on my actors I can't stand list.
The People VS. Larry Flynt
The most boring and sadistic piece of crap that I have ever seen. It lacked everything a movie should embrace.
The People VS. Larry Flynt
The most boring and sadistic piece of crap that I have ever seen. It lacked everything a movie should embrace.
Yeh but it had some nudity so thats gotta count for something :D
Anything involving Yahoo Serious (I cannot believe no one here has mentioned the idiot yet).
Perhaps most of us were trying to block out the memory. ;)
Yeh but it had some nudity so thats gotta count for something :D
Thats the evilness of this movie. It sucks you in with the guarantee of nudity, but the 2 hours of living hell that you are put through is not even worth seeing bo derek riding naked on a horse.
Colonel Matrix
7 Jan 2005, 13:16
I'm a big fan of Jim Carrey, but the worst movie of all time stars the man himself. The movie is called 'Copper Mountain', it also stars the dad out of 'growing pains'.
I'd say watch it to see how bad it is, but you'd then try to find me and kill me after watching it....
Goldenblue
7 Jan 2005, 20:22
Towering Inferno and other disaster movies are all crap.
Pret-a-porter!!
Remains to this date the only movie i have walked out of a cinema to escape.
bunsen burner
8 Jan 2005, 09:15
The Big Hit starring Marky Mark and directed by John Woo. Had to walk out.
Ghost ship was the worst movie i have ever seen....absolutely atrocious.
Freddy Got Fingered is without a doubt the worst film ever made. Nothing can come close to this, an absolutley ridiculous film. Daredevil was another shocker, only watched it for 10 minutes then had no choice but to press the eject button.
Towering Inferno and other disaster movies are all crap.
Knock all disaster movies, but not Towering Inferno!! Paul Newman was to die for!!!!! (well not now lol) I purchased it purely for him :D
Also A Night To Remember - 1958 version of the Titanic sinking - that is sacred. Best version ever.
Otherwise, yeah - they suck :D
Titanic circa 1997 - vomit worthy
My mother dragged me to The Horse Whisperer in 1998 - I walked out in the middle of it to listen to Hawthorn on radio. Listening to the Hawks get done was better than that rubbish.
Godzilla -my father and brother saw that at the same time. Dad walked out to join me shortly afterwards :D
Beyond the Posiedon Adventure
Cast Away
Forrest Gump
Otherwise Noodle's list is spot on.
The ENTIRE Star Wars series. Yuk!!
Hated it then and I hate it now.
Also A Night To Remember - 1958 version of the Titanic sinking - that is sacred. Best version ever.
Absolutely agree. It's a bit dated now I guess, but I love it. I think it tells the story pretty faithfully, well definitely more faithfully than the newer version. :rolleyes:
Scary Movie
Jason X
Dawn of the Dead(Original turned it off after twenty/thirty minutres)
Pulp Fiction
Trainspotting
Freo Big Fella
9 Jan 2005, 10:36
Pulp Fiction
Blasphemy :eek: .
Sports Capital
9 Jan 2005, 10:47
The ENTIRE Star Wars series. Yuk!!
Hated it then and I hate it now.
Tool.
Dumb & Dumberer. I cant see myself ever seeing a worse movie than that for the rest of my life.
Tool.
Thanks for vindicating my thoughts by your insipid reply. :D
Colonel Matrix
10 Jan 2005, 07:05
The ENTIRE Star Wars series. Yuk!!
Hated it then and I hate it now.
You're entitled to your opinion, but IMO you are an absolute ********er who doesn't deserve to grace the lands on this planet.
Bombers 2003
10 Jan 2005, 08:36
"Yanda liaaas da castal of my fadda."
No,that was from 'Prince Valiant',also 'starring' Tony Curtis and Virginia Mayo.
Bombers 2003
10 Jan 2005, 08:43
Dumb & Dumberer. I cant see myself ever seeing a worse movie than that for the rest of my life.
Though i normally think you are a Tool,couldnt agree more on 'Dumb and Dumber'.'Road Trip'is also stupid.
hawkeye23
10 Jan 2005, 08:49
Cold Mountain was absolute crap.... Nicole Kidman did nothing to redeem herself in my opinion with this movie. Sheer tedium from start to finish.
W W Biscuit
11 Jan 2005, 13:33
Absolutely hated 'Wag The Dog' - a real Dustin Hoffman ********. But I think I sat through the worst film ever made on Sunday evening, It aired LATE on Channel 7 and was called 'Grid Runners.' My god - did anyone else see it???
Snake Eyes, The only way they could have redeemed the movie was to have every character played by Carla Gugino.
Leaving Las Vegas
Turned the video of after 25 minutes of Nicolas Cage drinking swearing and boring me to tears. The rest of the movie may have picked up or maybe it was the wrong night, but how that won Oscars :confused:
Leaving Las Vegas
Turned the video of after 25 minutes of Nicolas Cage drinking swearing and boring me to tears. The rest of the movie may have picked up or maybe it was the wrong night, but how that won Oscars :confused:
As much as I can't stand Nicolas Cage, I love that movie, you should have stuck with it.
Vanilla Sky.
Fat Pizza
Caddyshack 2 (Should have quit while they were well ahead)
red+black
13 Jan 2005, 15:54
Just checked imdb. They made "The Gods Must Be Crazy" 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 :confused: