View Full Version : quick, someone call an ambulance........
gibbering gerbil
11 Mar 2005, 08:19
........cos craig mcglochlan just died a terrible death on stage!!!
appearing on the nrl footy show and doing a stand up routine, he was riddiculed and booed off by the audience, it was embaressing to watch.
here's a tip craig, go back to clown school and do some more study cos your not a commedian...........even though you are a joke!!!!
He pops up between ads on the Comedy Channel and is listed as "Actor & Comedian".
Does appearing in Neighbours now mean you're either a comedian or pop star once you leave ?
Madeliene West is also a comedian [about as funny as a fart in a spacesuit].
gibbering gerbil
11 Mar 2005, 10:50
i blame craig's family friends and management for allowing him the delusion of thinking he can do stand up, if they really loved him they should have told him he was making a goose of himself.
but i got to give it to craig, he's a real trooper, he comes out on stage with a big cheesy show biz grin and he keeps it on till the end, in fact i've never seen a performer carry on inspite of such overwhelming opposition, indeed i propose he gets the DCC.......the distinguished comedy cross for valour above and beyond the call of duty........you done us proud craig.
and it's about time the united nations gets off it's arse, what's coffee anann doing about this?? i mean fair dinkum, if you want hard core humiliation and torture guantanimo bay and abbu graid have nothing on the footy show. all of that weird kinky sex stuff is a sunday picnic compared to what craig went thru.
if we live in a civilised society this kind of public touture and execution should be outlawed..........noone deserves to be treated like this.
Madeliene West is also a comedian [about as funny as a fart in a spacesuit].
Is part of her comedy routine giving a blow by blow description of being hit by the bus? Now that would be entertaining.
gibbering gerbil
11 Mar 2005, 13:20
if ppl want to see craig in action you can see his footy show routine on the net, just look up the nrl footy show website and it's ready to go.
http://sports.ninemsn.com.au/nrl
crudbucket
11 Mar 2005, 17:17
Geez, how embarrassed must the poor bastard be after that ?
CharlieG
11 Mar 2005, 17:55
Poor bloke.
He wasn't funny, by any stretch of the imagination... but it looks like he had one heckler (the voice calling out was the same the whole way through) and then mob mentality took over. At least Jo Beth Taylor was lucky enough to have an audience too stunned by her pathetic singing to think of booing.
gibbering gerbil
12 Mar 2005, 04:54
every cloud has a silver lining and there could be an upside to this disaster.
this performance has quickly become the stuff of legend and drawn attention to the nrl footy show and finally big kerry can see what this abomination really is...........a huge steaming pile of terd sandwiches.
this could be the straw that broke the camel's back, the final nail in the coffin that gives big kerry the excuse the finally pull the plug on this television embaressment.
perversley, this could be the start of a whole new career for craig mcglachlan........he's so bad he's good and ppl would come just to see the clown make a goose of himself on stage.
in fact the nrl should take advantage and book him as the entertainment for all future big occasions...........grand finals, state of origins, test matches.......craig would guarantee to double the crowd.
if the nrl ever takes an origin match back to melbourne they would guarantee over 100,000 at the mcg with half the mexicans just there to see craig in action.
tomaraya
13 Mar 2005, 23:22
[QUOTE=gibbering gerbil]........cos craig mcglochlan just died a terrible death on stage!!!
QUOTE]
truer words have never been spoken.
it was like watching a car crash.
actually, one of the funniest things i've seen on tv for quite a while.
must see tv.
gibbering gerbil
16 Mar 2005, 09:27
this craig macglachlan fiasco has generated such interest that the nrl footy show have pulled the video from their website and are now going to repeat it next show.
it's obvious the show is trying to boost it's falling ratings by using this tactic...........craig has become an urban legend and you can catch his show in sydney for only $40, where he reminisces about the old days on neighbours, does a little natter, some soft shoe, plays guitar with his band the mullets......rock on, it's a total variety show.
Madeliene West is also a comedian [about as funny as a fart in a spacesuit].
Madeliene West is actually quite entertaining.
LMAO, there repeating it - that has to be the funniest thing i have ever heard. Im staying up to watch that. Even if you dont like NRL you have to agree that there Footy Show ********s all over the AFL version. Its a billion times better. Its like my fave show on TV now....
Blues_Man
16 Mar 2005, 11:52
LMAO, there repeating it - that has to be the funniest thing i have ever heard. Im staying up to watch that. Even if you dont like NRL you have to agree that there Footy Show ********s all over the AFL version. Its a billion times better. Its like my fave show on TV now....
they are both crap but give me the AFL footy show anyday
He pops up between ads on the Comedy Channel and is listed as "Actor & Comedian".
Does appearing in Neighbours now mean you're either a comedian or pop star once you leave ?
Madeliene West is also a comedian [about as funny as a fart in a spacesuit].
Now, now. Wouldnt want to raise the ire of Corrine 'President of the Female Stand Up Comedian sisterhood' Grant would you?