We exist to........................

[footyfreak]

Apparently Port Adelaide have a sign in their club or boardroom or somewhere prominant saying "We exist to win premierships"

I was thinking, maybe Fremantle could put a sign up in their clubrooms. Just need some ideas on how the slogan should be finished off.

So maybe we could help them build some culture down their with their own motto.

Fremantle!! We exist to...............................................

[scmods]

Fremantle!! We exist to...............................................
...******** up people's tipping.

[NICK THE PIE MAN]

...******** up people's tipping.

Hear hear.

Bastards.

[cub]

Start with just - "We Exist ...."

[luthor]

.....have something to go with Fish..........................CHIPS!!!

[teams]

We exist to help the Eagles feel good.

[mattyc2422]

"Why do we exist?"

[94_Eagles]

To cause anyone who supports them extreme amounts of pain.

[Pred]

.....to turn good players into bad.

[deeps]

"Why do we exist?"
we have a winner

[The Magenius]

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Fremantle Football Club: accepting mediocrity since 1995.
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[PortProudWA]

Apparently Port Adelaide have a sign in their club or boardroom or somewhere prominant saying "We exist to win premierships"

I was thinking, maybe Fremantle could put a sign up in their clubrooms. Just need some ideas on how the slogan should be finished off.

So maybe we could help them build some culture down their with their own motto.

Fremantle!! We exist to...............................................

Yes we sure do. :D


Really cant think of one for Freo, because I really cant think of one dam good reason as to why they should exist!!!

I tipped the roos to win, so they didnt stuff up my tips :D

[Raskolnikov]

Fremantle - "We exist so that everybody can have a bitch".

[TigerFan]

"We exist to boost percentages"

[crowie]

"..... so there isn't a bye."

[Roonaldo!]

We exist to wear and design ugly jumpers.

[FIGJAM]

We exist to make University look successful.

[MarkT]

.. to $plit the WA market...

Well at least that one's 100% TRUE.

[oohdannyboy]

Apparently Port Adelaide have a sign in their club or boardroom or somewhere prominant saying "We exist to win premierships"

I was thinking, maybe Fremantle could put a sign up in their clubrooms. Just need some ideas on how the slogan should be finished off.

So maybe we could help them build some culture down their with their own motto.

Fremantle!! We exist to...............................................

Fremantle!! We exist to be West coast's Bitch

[Murray]

........................ to trade away our best players to other clubs

[Binxy]

"..... so there isn't a bye."
NOW we have a winner :D

[gundy]

Freemantle - We exist as a place holder for the team from western Sydney.

[*PAF]

Freo: " We exist, but we have no idea why."

[Slacker]

We exist as WAFCs ultimate revenge on Fremantle football.

[Poet from Port]

We exist as an example to other teams on what NOT to do.....

[jmorg1]

... provide Adelaide with good players. First, McLeod. Pavlich next! :)

[Toots Hibbert]

.....be a Carr wrecker.

[bozza1980]

"..... so there isn't a bye."

That is a quality call!!!

..... because noone else would wear purple

[WA ROO]

........ stop West Coast

[CatManDo]

take the heat off the struggling melbourne clubs

[pies75]

give bad songwriters a chance to have thear work aired in public......(but not that often )

[mattyc2422]

"We exist because Jasper didn't want to come by himself!"

[rwfan83]

"We exist so that the Swans will have a chance of winning another flag before someone"

[Carefree-Rob]

We exist because some at the AFL got absolutely smashed one night

[mocaholic]

No no, I think you've all missed the point. There was a spelling and syntax error in the first post (and how unlike me to spot that....!!!).

Think whiny, paranoid voice, pouty foot-stomp, in response to all the Eagles gloating:

"We exist, too!!"

[*PAF]

We exist so that our poor poor boys that get drafted interstate can come home for more money and lower expectations.

[Troy Wingate]

We exist to take other clubs top mid-fielders and turn the into zombie's

[Cuzz09]

"Freo, We exist to give the wooden spoon chase spice each year"

[TheReason]

Freo, we exist to buy the cheap beer (VB & Emu Bitter) that no one else wants.

[Jeaks Feral Power]

We exist to roll up and have a kick

We have existed to have a ten year rebuilding programme (although that would imply that we have something to rebuild on!)

The AFL is running a Most Memorable Moments contest at the moment and whilst there are some beauties I am disappointed that three moments involving the Shockers have not been included namely:

1.Scott “Calipers” Thornton runs through the centre in the recent game against the Tiggers and then trips over losing the ball as it dribbles away while he clambers after it on all fours. That moment was sheer gold and needs to be recognised as such. Calipers runs like he is towing a caravan, kicks like a spastic octopus and his skill level is the same as Mick Martyn is attractive.
2.The centerfold spread that Paul “Free Willy” Hasleby did for the West Australian Newspaper. Free Willy later explained that his philosophy in life is to let it all hang out.
3.Damien “Where’s Wally” Drum announcing to assembled media that he was resigning as Shockers coach only to be told by a journalist that it had already been announced that he was being sacked. This moment established new highs in football administration.

[TheReason]

The centerfold spread that Paul “Free Willy” Hasleby did for the West Australian Newspaper. Free Willy later explained that his philosophy in life is to let it all hang out
Pure GOLD!

LOL :D

[melbournemartin]

we exist to keep mt buller from overcrowding on even years

[PortProudWA]

We exist to roll up and have a kick

We have existed to have a ten year rebuilding programme (although that would imply that we have something to rebuild on!)

The AFL is running a Most Memorable Moments contest at the moment and whilst there are some beauties I am disappointed that three moments involving the Shockers have not been included namely:

1.Scott “Calipers” Thornton runs through the centre in the recent game against the Tiggers and then trips over losing the ball as it dribbles away while he clambers after it on all fours. That moment was sheer gold and needs to be recognised as such. Calipers runs like he is towing a caravan, kicks like a spastic octopus and his skill level is the same as Mick Martyn is attractive.
2.The centerfold spread that Paul “Free Willy” Hasleby did for the West Australian Newspaper. Free Willy later explained that his philosophy in life is to let it all hang out.
3.Damien “Where’s Wally” Drum announcing to assembled media that he was resigning as Shockers coach only to be told by a journalist that it had already been announced that he was being sacked. This moment established new highs in football administration.


GOLD.......24 C.........The man with the golden pen :D :D

[footyfreak]

"..... so there isn't a bye."


LOL :D

Nice work!!!!!

[GoPies]

...provide a good laugh.

[Jeaks Feral Power]

We exist because even the AFL needs a comedy act.

The Shockers clearly shop at K-Mart coz they have no idea where the nearest Target is.

They always starte the season strongly before disappearing like Harold Holt! They lack toughness and as an example look no further than Paul “Eddie Munster” Medhurst who when it comes to chasing and getting the hard balls is certainly no Elton John.

Why is this team so inept? Look no further than coach Chris “Dumb Boy” Connolly who said last year that making the finals isn't the only yardstick for success. On this measure the Shockers look like overachieving for the second season in a row. Tiggers and Hawthorn have excelled this season. This comment last year came after earlier in the season stating that the clash between the Saints and the Shockers was a battle of the heavyweights and how these two teams were going to be forces in the competition for years to come. Well the Saints will but the Shockers continue to tread water as well as a man with no arms or legs. They would be out of their depth in a car park puddle. The most overrated, underachieving team in the competition bar none.

[SonOfReep]

.....be a Carr wrecker.

Awesome! Don't worry though, give them a couple of years and you can buy them back at a rock-bottom price, fully rested and refreshed.

It's known as the "Croad Manoeuvre".

[mudgeathon]

West Coast/East Coast/Toronto/Dublin/Baltimore-Washington Eagles - 12 SydAFL/OntarioAFL/ARFLI/USAFL (VFL equivalent) Premierships - 2 AFL Premierships = 14 Premierships Since 1986

"We exist to make spurious claims about premierships"
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Nothing to do with this thread I know, but that is brilliant. If port can do it, why can't we? as well as other teams?

[aaronm46]

Freo, We exist up until 3/4 time

[delirious1]

We exist to put roof's over essendon rejects.

[The Floodbuster]

We exist to make footballers like Danny Roach feel like legends.

[Dusty Lee]

"..... so there isn't a bye."

Pure Gold!!

[The Floodbuster]

Freo, We exist up until 3/4 time


Hahhaaha the best one yet!!!

[voodooguru]

Freo, We exist up until 3/4 time

Will be hard to top........

:D:thumbsu::D

[checker]

Freo, We exist up until 3/4 time
gold.

[checker]

we exist to......ummmmm?

[Archie Jnr]

We exist because our parents had a root.

[Somebody]

Freo, We exist up until 3/4 timeThats got my vote - only make it "We exist to 3/4 time"

[Super Goalie]

Awesome bump :thumbsu: Pure gold

[MarkT]

Like the 3/4 time one!

[Asgardian]

play Shaun McManus

be the yin to your yang

prop up the premiership table

[The Punter]

We exist to ensure weird $hit happens each year when we play St Kilda

We exist to play St Kilda at Subiaco every year

[Lance Uppercut]

could see some new slang entering the lexicon.

Instead of the Captain's goal in the last quarter your skipper kicks the Pavlich Poster

[magpies10]

We exist to... Roll them and we'll rock em, where gonna send them to the bottom and if they get up we'll do it again, cause dockers stop at nothing,oh Freo way to go.

If I had to sing that after a win, I would want to lose too.

[thomasleary]

trade our best players to other clubs. :)

James Clement, Paul Medhurst, Troy Simmonds, Trent Croad, Adam McPhee, Heath Black, Brodie Holland, Jeff White, Winston Abraham, Andrew McLeod, Leigh Brown

and take struggling players off other clubs in return:
Chris Tarrant, Dean Solomon

[wallyt99]

make Melbourne supporters feel good about themselves.

[footyfreak]

Great Bump!!!

Sad fact that 3 years later the jokes are even funnier coz they are more true now than back then.

[checker]

we exist to......give other teams a week off.

[Kyusss]

make bad trades...

Show that no matter how good a player is at another club we can make him really really bad at fremantle

Show that no matter how bad a player is at Fremantle you can make him really really good at another club

to have something to do the the 1 day a week were not shopping or surfing

[Illinois Nazi]

keep the fat lady in a job.

[aaronm46]

Freo, we exist to give others false hope