10 Most Ordinary Blokes in the VAFA

[Benny MOF]

In consultation with various astute VAFA commentators, players, officials, fans and the like, I have compiled a short list of an exclusive bunch, the most ordinary/hated blokes in the VAFA.

This list is sure to create controversy in the same way in which Mike Sheehan's Top 50 does. Anyway here goes:

1. Nathan Pope (St Kevin's OB)

2. Lincoln Reynolds (Old Trinity)

3. Brabender (Old Paradians)

4. The Wintle Brothers (St Bede's) Editor's Note: they're all ********ers.

5. Scott McPherson (Old Trinity)

6. George Haros (Old Ivanhoe)

7. Tim Harvey (St Bernard's)

8. Fat Carbone (Whitefriars)

9. Chance Crowley (Old Ivanhoe)

10. Guest (Old Melburnians)

Special mentions: Mark Luxon's Old Man, Ben Mannix, Chris Mitchell, Chris Moore (former Oakleigh coach) & the entire Old Scotch team.

Your thoughts gentlemen?

[droppuntkick23]

Scott McPherson, Ex Essendon Grammar now Old Trinity wins hands down. ;)

[The Wizard]

I'm surprised you didn't include half of the Xavier list.

[The Big Pineapple]

Benny MOF turns on his own listing the Wintle brothers at #4.

Things really are going well at Brindisi St.

[Eddie Woloschek]

Umpire?? Jason McNeice. Daylight second.

[The Slitherin' Snake]

I'm sure you could bump McPherson up a couple of places. Lux's old man was also a good pick

[Snoozer]

Surprised to see Lincoln Reynolds on the list. Apart from calling himself "The Champ" he seemed okay.

[diamond8]

What's wrong with calling yourself "The Champ"?

[Petrov]

Jason McNiece (Umpire) is an obvious number one, he is just about the worst bloke in all of sport. I thought we got rid of him from A grade - What happened?

Some others to consider are:
Scott Mollard (Xav) - Just who does he think he is with his foolish get up, crusty the clown hair cut and ridiculous hard man carry on.
Brock Mooney (Collegians) - One look into his eyes tells you this bloke must be crazy, I think he honestly believes he is the strongest man in the world, appeared in Home Blokes also, what a cretin.
Micah Berry (OM) - Very similar to Mollard but not quite as bad.
Rambo and Rambo's Brother (OT) - both are big men and they always seem to pick on little blokes from opposition teams. Never seen either of them have a crack at another big bloke.

[The Big Pineapple]

What's wrong with calling yourself "The Champ"?

It's a sure sign that the bloke has a screw loose.

Wouldn't you agree Diamond?

[Petrov]

The "Champ" is arrogant yes, but honestly he is not a bad fella, he just has an eccentric habit of referring to himself in the third person. You can't really call someone an ordinary bloke for being a little over confident or you would be calling the entire Old Xav list ordinary blokes.

[Scribe]

The "Champ" is arrogant yes, but honestly he is not a bad fella, he just has an eccentric habit of referring to himself in the third person. You can't really call someone an ordinary bloke for being a little over confident or you would be calling the entire Old Xav list ordinary blokes.

So we've already got Champ, Rambo, Rambo Jnr, & Smacka on this list already. Oh well, as a club it's about the only thing we're likely to win this year! :D
Thank goodness Glenn Hatfield was de-registered, otherwise it'd be a certain no-contest. :eek:

[The Slitherin' Snake]

So we've already got Champ, Rambo, Rambo Jnr, & Smacka on this list already. Oh well, as a club it's about the only thing we're likely to win this year! :D
Thank goodness Glenn Hatfield was de-registered, otherwise it'd be a certain no-contest. :eek:
Its seems like you trying to win it, importing Smack just for that reason

[A-MAC]

Surely their must be some ordinary blokes playing for old paradians at the moment. All they do is talk themselves up but they keep sliding down grades

[diamond8]

It's a sure sign that the bloke has a screw loose.

Wouldn't you agree Diamond?

Seems a few blokes have treated "The Champ" like "The Chump" lately

[Syd Kennets]

Arms Stretched high "Champ Champ Champ"

[pazza]

Thank goodness Glenn Hatfield was de-registered, otherwise it'd be a certain no-contest. :eek:

About his name turned up! :D

[Nuffy_O'Dwyer]

At first I thought it was not right for umpires to participate in such forums, but if it is good enough for Pazza then it is good enough for Nuffy. :p

Here's my most ordinary blokes in A & B Grade VAFA:

A Grade

OC- J. Dixon
The Eagles- L. Hansen
The Bloods- L. Siapantas
OM- M. Hawkins
The Cardinals- J. Gerstman
OT- S. McPherson
Xavs- Team Effort
Bernies- C. Keunen
SKOB- N. Pope
The Students- A. Lowcock

B Grade

The Fields- Knight Rider
De La Salle- M. Moore
Mazenod- M. Chamberlain
MHSOB- J. Pertzel
NOB's- M. Barker
The Tonners- A. Pirrie
OE's- J. Stormont
The Hoes- G. Haros
St Bedes- Benny MOF
The Friars- Fat Carbone

All clear thanks! :D

[Petrov]

Uni Blues
P. Butko
A. Lowcock
M. Kordick
T. Wilcox

Strange names???

[Nuffy_O'Dwyer]

Uni Blues
P. Butko
A. Lowcock
M. Kordick
T. Wilcox

Strange names???

Small things amuse small minds. :p

[Han Solo]

This is my all time top five. None of the players are still going around in the ammos but Mr McNiece is still causing us plenty of grief:
1. J. McNiece (Umpires)
2. G. Hatfield (Trinity)
3. D. Ciavola (Parade)
4. R. Aujard (Old Scotch)
5. A. Kryzwniak (Old Brighton)

Special mention to D.Donati from Xavs

[Low & Wide]

I hope they never do a 10 Most Ordinary Coaches in the VAFA :o

[Benny MOF]

This thread has stirred a lot of murmerings amongst amateur circles. I also notice my list doing the corporate email circuit.

Some further insight and feedback has been provided by some VAFA commentators and I would like to add the following names to the list.... Some not neccesarily still in the VAFA.

Nick Vogels (NOBs) Fat, front running onballer who mouths off.

Steve Buckle (StLeo's Emmaus) Not sure why, but I know I hate him.

Quentin Gleeson (Uni Blues) What a shocking name, he must hate his parents!!

Michael "The Chief" Fletcher (Hampton Rovers) Hippies were cool in the 70's maaaan. Built like Tarzan, plays like Jane

Murray Pitts (Beaumaris) How this guy makes the Rep squad year in year out is a mystery, does he sleep with the selctors....?

[Low & Wide]

This thread has stirred a lot of murmerings amongst amateur circles. I also notice my list doing the corporate email circuit.

Some further insight and feedback has been provided by some VAFA commentators and I would like to add the following names to the list.... Some not neccesarily still in the VAFA.

Nick Vogels (NOBs) Fat, front running onballer who mouths off.

Steve Buckle (StLeo's Emmaus) Not sure why, but I know I hate him.

Quentin Gleeson (Uni Blues) What a shocking name, he must hate his parents!!

Michael "The Chief" Fletcher (Hampton Rovers) Hippies were cool in the 70's maaaan. Built like Tarzan, plays like Jane

Murray Pitts (Beaumaris) How this guy makes the Rep squad year in year out is a mystery, does he sleep with the selctors....?


Sleeps with the selectors and like most of Skobs sleeps with the light on

[eddiesmith]

Just wondering what does everyone have against Carbone from the Friars?

[The Big Pineapple]

Just wondering what does everyone have against Carbone from the Friars?

He's fat, balding and ugly!

[Petrov]

Carbone's not that bad, he seemed alright last time we played them, although I do agree he is fat, balding and ugly.

One bloke who has snuck under the radar is Peter Roach (Haw/Wav Cricketer) who used to regularly umpire the Reserves games for Old Melb and cheat his ring off. I know that cheating by umpires in the twos is pretty common but he was one of the most blatant I ever saw.

Can anyone recall anyone worse? What about that bloke with the big pornstar mo (I dont know his name) I think he was from Old Parade. He won a few games off his own whistle for OP with disgraceful umpiring decisions.

[Han Solo]

With a topic like this on the table I think this name needs to be mentioned - Michael Blood (Old Xavs). First up he promised his mates at St Kevins when they were in C grade that when they got to A Section he would play for them then when they got there he told them he was not interested unless they could offer something more than Xavs, Job or $$$ ??? He was a truly soft ruckman when physically challenged which didn't happen enough, he went missing. He was lucky to play in an era when few A grade ruckmen had the size or mongrel in them to test him out. If you were roughly 6'7" and 110kgs would you bowl leg spin? Enough said.

[Petrov]

Fair enough. If I was 6'7" and 110kgs I would not be playing in the ammos, even though he did win a few flags. I am not having a go at the standard of VAFA A Section but if I was him I would have a crack at AFL, but I suppose he may not have had the chance or he could have been scared that he couldn't make the step up?

[HawkeEye]

your no. 1 ordinary bloke in the VAFA benny MOF

[Eddie Woloschek]

With a topic like this on the table I think this name needs to be mentioned - Michael Blood (Old Xavs). First up he promised his mates at St Kevins when they were in C grade that when they got to A Section he would play for them then when they got there he told them he was not interested unless they could offer something more than Xavs, Job or $$$ ??? He was a truly soft ruckman when physically challenged which didn't happen enough, he went missing. He was lucky to play in an era when few A grade ruckmen had the size or mongrel in them to test him out. If you were roughly 6'7" and 110kgs would you bowl leg spin? Enough said.

Yes, I can think off-hand of six GFs where he went missing, especially 1995 and 1997, when he took home the Jock Nelson as well as a premiership medallion. You are a prize idiot!

[The Wizard]

Blood is a bigger traitor than Nick Davis.

Why is this hate directed at the great club that is SKOBFC? The Dollman that isn't playing this year probably wins this award, he walked out of the club because he couldn't get a game.

[Han Solo]

Yes, I can think off-hand of six GFs where he went missing, especially 1995 and 1997, when he took home the Jock Nelson as well as a premiership medallion. You are a prize idiot!

Look at the body of my post again before you start sooking about me having a go at your precious Bloody! And I can assure you that I am certainly not a prize idiot! You sound like a typical Xav, you are probably a worse bloke than all of us.

[Benny MOF]

your no. 1 ordinary bloke in the VAFA benny MOF

Hawk Eye

Could you please be a little more creative than that......

[HawkeEye]

Just want to know who is your no. 1.

That is all

[The Slitherin' Snake]

Just want to know who is your no. 1.

That is all
I think that is spelt out next to the number 1 in the original post

[The Big Pineapple]

I think that is spelt out next to the number 1 in the original post


Fair clown Hawk Eye!

[Go_Blueboyzzz]

There is a real tosser in the Fitzroy Reds under 19's. He deliberately ran over a Bulleen Templestowe players knee with just minutes remaining and now he is out for 6 weeks and what makes matters worse for the kid is he is also a TAC cup player for Northern Knights. Hope you read this tosser because we don't forget and the player concerned knows who you are and you better start running.

[justin timberlake]

There is a real tosser in the Fitzroy Reds under 19's. He deliberately ran over a Bulleen Templestowe players knee with just minutes remaining and now he is out for 6 weeks and what makes matters worse for the kid is he is also a TAC cup player for Northern Knights. Hope you read this tosser because we don't forget and the player concerned knows who you are and you better start running.

I think its fair to say that anybody associated with Fitzroy Reds is a real tosser. If someone starts the thread the most ordinary football clubs in the VAFA, Fitzroy Reds would be number 1, a close second to St Kev's. For further evidence please see anything posted by Mobbenhunky and keep your eyes peeled for Vinnie Cahill down Brunswick Street on Saturday night.

[Scribe2]

OK - this spans about ten years I guess

1.Damien Crowe - De la Salle

2. Daylight

3. Dion Ciavola - Old Paradians

4. Chris Calthorpe - St Bernards

5. Dom Berry - Old Xavs

6. Glen Hatfield - Old Trinity/Old Xavs

7. Matthew Dennis - Old Brighton/Old Scotch

8. Jason McNeice & Graheme Thwaites - Umpires

9. James Guest - Old Melburnians

10. James Thomas - Old Melburnians

As a full back, honourable mentions to ...The St Bernard's "forward coach", the Collegians twos players sitting behind the goals, the Old Xavs runner circa 1997, the old women who supported NOBS, the car park attendants at E Park, ex Bernard's coach Shane Zantuck and "Greg" the boke who rocked up my club for eight days, got suspended for 8 weeks for almost putting an 18 year old in a coma and then proceeded to have a crack at my girlfriend before slamming his car into mine and speeding off into the sunset.

And a very special mention to the bloke who would suggest that Ben Mannix belongs on such a list. How could anyone say a bad word about Ben Mannix?! You're out of your mind son!

And Daniel Donati? I've never met the man but lived with his sister and was under the impression he was Ok.

[justin timberlake]

OK - this spans about ten years I guess

8. Jason McNeice & Graheme Thwaites - Umpires




Any relation to Richard ' come in spinner' Twaites?

[Petrov]

Dom Berry is a great get, just the sort of bloke that xav's seem to attract, he was an absolute knob, and he probably still is?

[dsheehy]

[QUOTE=Benny MOF]In consultation with various astute VAFA commentators, players, officials, fans and the like, I have compiled a short list of an exclusive bunch, the most ordinary/hated blokes in the VAFA.

This list is sure to create controversy in the same way in which Mike Sheehan's Top 50 does. Anyway here goes:

1. Nathan Pope (St Kevin's OB)

2. Lincoln Reynolds (Old Trinity)

3. Brabender (Old Paradians)

4. The Wintle Brothers (St Bede's) Editor's Note: they're all ********ers.

5. Scott McPherson (Old Trinity)

6. George Haros (Old Ivanhoe)

7. Tim Harvey (St Bernard's)

8. Fat Carbone (Whitefriars)

9. Chance Crowley (Old Ivanhoe)

10. Guest (Old Melburnians)

Special mentions: Mark Luxon's Old Man, Ben Mannix, Chris Mitchell, Chris Moore (former Oakleigh coach) & the entire Old Scotch team.

Your thoughts gentlemen?[]

[Alphonse]

[QUOTE=Benny MOF]In consultation with various astute VAFA commentators, players, officials, fans and the like, I have compiled a short list of an exclusive bunch, the most ordinary/hated blokes in the VAFA.

This list is sure to create controversy in the same way in which Mike Sheehan's Top 50 does. Anyway here goes:

1. Nathan Pope (St Kevin's OB)

2. Lincoln Reynolds (Old Trinity)

3. Brabender (Old Paradians)

4. The Wintle Brothers (St Bede's) Editor's Note: they're all ********ers.

5. Scott McPherson (Old Trinity)

6. George Haros (Old Ivanhoe)

7. Tim Harvey (St Bernard's)

8. Fat Carbone (Whitefriars)

9. Chance Crowley (Old Ivanhoe)

10. Guest (Old Melburnians)

Special mentions: Mark Luxon's Old Man, Ben Mannix, Chris Mitchell, Chris Moore (former Oakleigh coach) & the entire Old Scotch team.

Your thoughts gentlemen?[]

That is a confusing post dsheey, if you are inferring that it came from the same source as the far superior A grade report of a few years back, you would be wrong. That scribe is no longer commenting on VAFA matters.

[WhisperingJim]

would replace the wintle boys with a dog know as Rosman from MHSOB. been grey for a decade and shoul;d have retired 15 years ago. theres over the hill and then theres him

[roberta williams]

What about those 3 brothers who play for NOBS forget their names, but gees are they shocking blokes. Carl was organising to have them whacked before he got nicked.