View Full Version : Best Family Guy Quote EVER
well it isnt, and i couldnt find another thread to put it in so i thought id put it here.
the episode is 'da boom' and randy newman sings what he sees, lol, me and my mates always sing it at school so i have to share it with you.
old guy: but theres randy newman
peter: randy newman??
old guy: yep, he just sits there all day singing bout what he sees
randy newman: fat man with his kids nd dog, drove in through the morning fog, hey there rover, come on over.
(lois walks over to get an apple)
randy newman: red headed lady, reaching for an apple, gonna take a bite........no, shes gonna breathe on it first, wipe it on her shirt, chews once, twice, three times, four, saliva working, takes a long hard look at randy, fat old husband walking over.
LOL :D he sings really weird and it makes it sooooooo dam funny!
year of the roo
3 Aug 2005, 17:21
Umm...
No.
Syd Kennets
3 Aug 2005, 17:30
Its a funny sequence ill give you that.
heh. left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot... etc
Umm...
No.
if you read the first line you might actually understand the point of the thread, IT IS NOT THE FUNNIEST QUOTE, its just i felt the need to post it and there wasnt a family guy thread.
NICK THE PIE MAN
3 Aug 2005, 17:45
Infuriating as hell, but that's why its funny.
I've always rated this quote.
Lois: Are you kidding? We'll take the boat?
Peter: Wait a second, Lois. A boat is a boat but a mystery prize could be anything! It could even be a boat! You know how much we've wanted one of those...
Lois: Then let's just...
Peter: We'll take the box.
Mattlowry
3 Aug 2005, 18:29
Umm...
No.
Your Avatar truely involves the best/funniest sequence in family guy history.. If not that
Mechanic: "We found out what was clogging your vacum cleaner.. There was a half eaten meatball stuck in there"
PETER: "Did ya save it"
Mechanic: "no"
PETER: ".... ya bastard"
Fall Out Boy
3 Aug 2005, 19:44
Love this sight gag so much i just had to go in and cap it, even beats the 'My Hairy Aunt/Go Tuck Yourself In' one.
http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/2401/yeoldpube7qf.jpg
FreoDocker
3 Aug 2005, 19:54
Lois: Here comes the airplane, Stewie.
(Stewie swats spoon)
Stewie: The pilot of that plane must have been JFK Jr.
When Stewie has the neighbourhood bully tied up in the basement, torturing him to get information about where his bike is.
Lois: What's going on down here?
Stewie: We're playing house.
Lois: But that boy's tied up!
Stewie: Roman Polanski's house.
rick James
4 Aug 2005, 10:43
"Dad, what's the blow hole on that whale for?"
"I'll tell you what it's NOT for son, and hten you'll understand why I can never go back to seaworld"
OR
When the british take over the drunken clam pub
"The only british idiom I know is that fag means cigarette"
"well can someone tell this cigarette to shut the hell up"
Brian: "Insert Rod A into Rod Support B."
Peter: "That's what she..."
Brian: "If you say that's what she said one more time I'm gonna pop you."
dascman03
4 Aug 2005, 21:05
Watch season 4.
That is all.
superfraser
5 Aug 2005, 09:05
i love when peter/quagmyer the black guy and the wheelchair guy are all together
"which celebrity would you most like to bang?"
blah blah blah
quagmyer: "taylor hanson"
"but thats a guy"
"oh, the old trick quagmyer bit, i'm not falling for it"
"no seriously, thats a guy"
"but the magazines and the vide.......AHHHHH"
also, i love one time when the same 4 guys are eating at a diner
the wheel chair guy is crying cause he lost the perp.
and the all sorta move away.
peter is the best, he slides out the window, just looks really unnatural and always makes me crack up.
year of the roo
5 Aug 2005, 19:23
i love when peter/quagmyer the black guy and the wheelchair guy are all together
"which celebrity would you most like to bang?"
blah blah blah
quagmyer: "taylor hanson"
"but thats a guy"
"oh, the old trick quagmyer bit, i'm not falling for it"
"no seriously, thats a guy"
"but the magazines and the vide.......AHHHHH"
also, i love one time when the same 4 guys are eating at a diner
the wheel chair guy is crying cause he lost the perp.
and the all sorta move away.
peter is the best, he slides out the window, just looks really unnatural and always makes me crack up.
Joe is the "wheel-chair guy" and Cleveland is the "black guy".
Cheers.
British drive by's...
"Oh Jenkins...I DISAGREE!!!" *vroom*
And also at the start of one of the episodes...
Doctor: "The test results are in Mrs Johnson...and I'm afraid you have cancer...and only have 3 months to live"
Mrs Johnson: OH MY GOD!!
"got milk?"
Me and my mate were in tears for an hour straight over that second one :p
i love when peter/quagmyer the black guy and the wheelchair guy are all together
this guy obviously has a problem with minorities :D
Thewlis Dish
6 Aug 2005, 10:41
Stewie on the phone to Grover and then the Cookie Monster in rehab skit straight afterwards.
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Also, for anyone who has watched the movie, Stewie singing the Mash theme song while drunk...
"That suicide is painless..."
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My current favourite is when they're doing karaoke to 'Don't Stop Believing' by Journey, and Peter drags Cleveland up on stage...
"Oh Peter, don't make me do thi.... JUST A CITY BOY, BORN AND RAISED IN SOUTH DETROIT..."
Mayor West: I love this song! And I love it when amateurs sing the lyrics... but I hate baseball cards."
And of course the scene straight after with the coffin...
Pallbearers: (Dropping the coffin down the stairs) Hey, that's Journey! Kick ass! (All run off)
Woman: (Drops to her knees besides coffin and starts to cry) Oh Howard! (Looks up) Hey! That is Journey! (Runs off)