PDA

View Full Version : Reds and C Grade - come hither for consumption


Mobbenfuhrer
23 Sep 2005, 17:47
So, how is it fellers?

Ormond, I know I just said it, but I'm saying it again :

Quoting Mappa, who quoted Gormond : That's why you belong in the lower grades you losers

Essentially Ormond, you weren't even really good enough to head back up to C Grade with us. Prahran would have been a more worthy opponent, and at least one that had some culture. Some grit. Some ... anything...

What is Ormond? Its Julia, of Smilla's Feeling From Snow. ********. Its a shopping strip based on North Rd. Its South Glenhuntly, similar to Glenhuntly, but it makes Glenhuntly look like it has character.

Its the suburb that sold its old school footy team to Gardenvale and couldn't bear the outcome.

Sheeze, a year ago I had great respect for Ormond, CFE seemed rational, funloving, stirring, passionate. I'm sure he still is, but he's got mates down there at that club that would be better suited in a stage musical of The Nun And The Bandit.

While watching the Reds walk around the park annihilating the bristly husk of what once was Ormond FC a couple of Saturdays ago, again with a whithering burst in the first quarter that just didn't require any major solidification (if we hadn't scored in the next 3 quarters we would only have lost by a couple of goals), we were met with the saddened, wizened, cornered dial of a passing Ormond scarlet man. While we celebrated yet another, again, YET ANOTHER, six point nail in the Ormond coffin, again, COFFIN, he became disgruntled and saw fit to advise that we'll be straight back down again next year.

You see, this is where the difference between the Reds and the other scum becomes plain. Bentleigh fans told us that. South Melb Dist fans told us. Peninsula Butt Pirates told us. La Trobe Uni told us. Haha even lowly UHSOB told us, actually they tried to headbutt it into us.

And yet, we keep dropping ... UPWARDS. You see, nobody can stand against the ire of the Roy. It is utterly without hope even to pray for salvation. Fitzroy has already been killed, which makes it too things; unable to die, and angry.

Fitzroy is hungry for the souls of all it sees before it. Unfortunately, that's going to be a bunch of children fresh out of their compulsory ties. The entire world conspired to kill Fitzroy, and, for a while, the entire world thought it might win.

Here's a tip: If you're going to kill something, you better freaking well make sure you succeed.

You're about to witness, first hand, the slaughter that ensues when you fail.

If you fail, well, well THAT'S WHY YOU BELONG IN THE LOWER GRADES, YOU LOSERS.