Gvfl Headlines We'd Like To See...

[GV Middle Man]

1. **********; Howse...
2. Lamaro sees Victor Chang...
3. Anderson loves his gas
4. Tim Anderson Grounded
5. Sunday...Janz RDO.
6. Schottner finally gets one cup and two away?
7. Saad a VIRGIN airline pilot.
8. Grainger makes no sense at 4am.
9. Piling reaches new hyatt
10. Crazy loses his gumboot.

[Junkie]

1. GV Middle Man Comes out of the Closet!

[jmain14]

1. GV Middle Man Comes out of the Closet!
ha ha ha.

[ondee]

1. GV Middle Man Comes out of the Closet!

GOLD

[pekay-norwest]

1. **********; Howse...
2. Lamaro sees Victor Chang...
3. Anderson loves his gas
4. Tim Anderson Grounded
5. Sunday...Janz RDO.
6. Schottner finally gets one cup and two away?
7. Saad a VIRGIN airline pilot.
8. Grainger makes no sense at 4am.
9. Piling reaches new hyatt
10. Crazy loses his gumboot.
11. 8 of best GV players head to Sydney to play with NorWest Jets in Div2,effectively dropping 30 plus levels to play paddock footy,for nothing. 12. 8 of best NorWest players found celebrating at RAAF Richmond bar.

[Samtrish]

1. GV Middle Man Comes out of the Closet!

He may have to come out of the closet at the Railway/Termo in Seymour it would appear

[Junkie]

He may have to come out of the closet at the Railway/Termo in Seymour it would appear

Samtrish, are you in a comp for worst post on BF in 2005?

[Samtrish]

Samtrish, are you in a comp for worst post on BF in 2005?
Why

[Junkie]

Why

Because you've just come in to $1.08 with Sportsbet............

[Samtrish]

Because you've just come in to $1.08 with Sportsbet............
What price are you then Junkie because you bore the hell out of me and don't have anything constructive to say must do a search on your posts to have a new market framed see ya

[Junkie]

What price are you then Junkie because you bore the hell out of me and don't have anything constructive to say must do a search on your posts to have a new market framed see ya

Just went to check my odds Samtrish and they weren't listed.


I did however notice that you have now firmed into $1.05 after that last post :eek:

[Samtrish]

Just went to check my odds Samtrish and they weren't listed.


I did however notice that you have now firmed into $1.05 after that last post :eek:

Hope its not your pocket money little boy shouldn't you be in bed by now

[Junkie]

Hope its not your pocket money little boy shouldn't you be in bed by now

Pocket Money? You really are scrapping the barrel there arent you champ.



13. Samtrish looses his $hit...

[Travvy43]

Headline 14: Concentrate on Footy
Headline 15: Start another thread if want to bag each other out

[ondee]

Because you've just come in to $1.08 with Sportsbet............

:thumbsu:

[Junkie]

Headline 14: Concentrate on Footy
Headline 15: Start another thread if want to bag each other out

Nah mate, ill just bag him whenever appropriate thanks.

[Samtrish]

Headline 14: Concentrate on Footy
Headline 15: Start another thread if want to bag each other out

Thanks Travvy43 will keep comments to forum.

[Travvy43]

No probs, but for what it is worth i think he has you covered.

So onto the headlines

15: Saad flies from the lions den

[Samtrish]

15 Mensch a swan
16 Matt Trewella working in Shepparton maybe looking for new club

[Travvy43]

Mench/ mckernan a bulldog
Hickmont Sacked
Swans and Crazy John lure Mench

[CHINUP]

18# Grainger saves best for Last!!!!!!!!!!!
(timmy Maher wouldnt of let us down)
19# FBP threatens Chinup
(i might be hated stuart peterson but not as much as you my pawdon)
20# FBP stands for FORDS BIGGEST PEST
21# Inness crys after lions win!!!!! Cause he didnt play or had money on euroa.....I think the first option

[Pitt]

18# Grainger saves best for Last!!!!!!!!!!!
(timmy Maher wouldnt of let us down)
19# FBP threatens Chinup
(i might be hated stuart peterson but not as much as you my pawdon)
20# FBP stands for FORDS BIGGEST PEST
21# Inness crys after lions win!!!!! Cause he didnt play or had money on euroa.....I think the first option

22# Grainger sponsored by Four'n'Twenty more like it!!

23# CHINUP...Tim Maher's identitiy out in open.

24# What goes around comes around.

Isn't it funny too that the Euroa boys had a good old time sending texts, and leaving messages on the Seymour coaches phone after their 3 wins, and hacking into peoples email addresses. I think to all those responsible, they will be regreting it. don't you think?

[CHINUP]

Pitt---Y your wrong Pitt....

Mahers a great bloke and ill pump his tyres any day........

[Pitt]

Pitt---Y your wrong Pitt....

Mahers a great bloke and ill pump his tyres any day........

Ok Mahery. You keep that sharade up and you'll look like the silly one. Your hole is pretty deep now.

[ondee]

Pitt---Y your wrong Pitt....

Mahers a great bloke and ill pump his tyres any day........
You weirdos dont fool anyone...

Headline #18 - Ask Tim Anderson how much for a gram of ice

[jmain14]

You weirdos dont fool anyone...

Headline #18 - Ask Tim Anderson how much for a gram of ice
shouldn't cost anything - all you need to do is freeze the water. if timmy is charging people for that well then he is ripping c**ts off.

[Wizz]

shouldn't cost anything - all you need to do is freeze the water. if timmy is charging people for that well then he is ripping c**ts off.

ha ha ha

[GV Middle Man]

You weirdos dont fool anyone...

Headline #18 - Ask Tim Anderson how much for a gram of ice

That isn't a headline ya twit.

Should be

"Anderson questioned over price of ice"! or something like that.

Yet i don't think mr Anderson, who is an extrememly inteligent person would fiddle around in Ice. Wrong anderson boys.

[FOOTYBOSS]

22# Grainger sponsored by Four'n'Twenty more like it!!

23# CHINUP...Tim Maher's identitiy out in open.

24# What goes around comes around.

Isn't it funny too that the Euroa boys had a good old time sending texts, and leaving messages on the Seymour coaches phone after their 3 wins, and hacking into peoples email addresses. I think to all those responsible, they will be regreting it. don't you think?
If you honestly think that people hack into others email addresses you are a complete dumb ass... Leaving texts and messages I dont think so ******** wit. The coach actually rings a certain euroa person after each of their games. Get it right qst penis breath before stating such stupid comments..

[GV Middle Man]

# Seymour release New Chart topper

Lirks go like this..........

euroa shove your gold medal up your arse
up your arse
euroa shove your gold medal up your arse
up your arse
euroa shove your gold medal up your arse
up your arse

anyone wanting the full rendion...either get to seymour this saturday night or call Mark Janze from euroa...he should no it back to front by now....

expect it to be in stores soon..

[GV Middle Man]

Footyboss you are clown mate!!!! Ever time euroa beat seymour during the year our players cope your banter...and that included text messags, phone calls and as well emails....you go back and ask your source if this happened... you guys counted you chickens before they hatched...or should i say baked your premiership pies before you won the premiership... heard your loser pies were a big hit in the euroa bakery!!!! I have no doubt your so called source speaks to our coach and many of the players on a regular basis but mate dont deny the text messages and email and cockness you guys showed.... and dont think we have finished with our banter yet!!!!

[Doona2]

If you honestly think that people hack into others email addresses you are a complete dumb ass... Leaving texts and messages I dont think so ******** wit. The coach actually rings a certain euroa person after each of their games. Get it right qst penis breath before stating such stupid comments..

I have no alliances to Seymour as you know footyboss, but I can confirm that robert iness' email address was ahcked into during the football season. The identity of the coward who did it remains a mystery, but it's defiantely true that it did occur.

[bradrowe#32]

shouldn't cost anything - all you need to do is freeze the water. if timmy is charging people for that well then he is ripping c**ts off.

Haha, well played. :thumbsu:

[GV Middle Man]

I heard that the Euroa Football Club bought a **** load of ICE of Timmy Anderson cause on Grandfinal Day when the heat when on they melted!!!!!

" shove that gold medal up your arse" wo ho

[ECHUCABOY]

"gv Middle Man Between A Retarded Alpaca And His Mum In Disgusting Sandwhich Action Dvd"

[GV Middle Man]

piped up again euchua boy!!!! didnt school holidays finish yesterday!!!!

[ECHUCABOY]

yes they did, are you glad we cleared that one up?

[ANT JESS]

he he, good work fella's. Keep it up, GVFL Boards make the working day so much easier. Always good for a laugh! :)

[FOOTYBOSS]

I have no alliances to Seymour as you know footyboss, but I can confirm that robert iness' email address was ahcked into during the football season. The identity of the coward who did it remains a mystery, but it's defiantely true that it did occur.
Yeah well it might have been hacked into but you honestly think a Euroa person would do this. I think we have better things to do than worry about rob inness emails.

[fat back pocket]

Yeah well it might have been hacked into but you honestly think a Euroa person would do this. I think we have better things to do than worry about rob inness emails.

I know one bloke who would do it, according to the boys around the Lions, Mark Jansz is a bit of a goose who would do something like that. Maybe it was him? What do you think FOOTYBOSS?

[fat back pocket]

If you honestly think that people hack into others email addresses you are a complete dumb ass... Leaving texts and messages I dont think so ******** wit. The coach actually rings a certain euroa person after each of their games. Get it right qst penis breath before stating such stupid comments..

How do you know that your "mate" gets calls from the Seymour coach? Maybe because Footyboss = Mark Jansz. And it is you Mark "I look like Tarzan and play like Jane" Jansz who speaks to the great SJD.

Anyway, alls well that ends well, it ended pretty ******** for Euroa, but, hey, their burnt bread will leave a pretty aweful taste in most euroa residents mouth, but the imports don't care. They're only there 6 months of the year.

I agree with the Middle Man - stick the gold medal up your arse.

Better luck next year.

[Doona2]

Yeah well it might have been hacked into but you honestly think a Euroa person would do this. I think we have better things to do than worry about rob inness emails.

Never accused anyone fo doing it, but did say it was a cowards act!!!

[HJ32]

Im still giggling at Crazy's missing gumboot!



As for you Euroa Boys, bad luck, you went into your shells with more than 15 mins to go and paid the price. All the Lions needed was a sniff and they took a mile. The Fella who played on Saad did a great job, but as has been the case all season, he only needs 10 mins to turn a game and he did just that at the crucial moment.

For the Lions lads, what a great effort after 2 years of hard work! Shotty deserves everything that comes his way after going thru the hard years.

BTW The only ice Timmy A does is the bagload he's got wrapped around his dicky knee.

Out

[fat back pocket]

Im still giggling at Crazy's missing gumboot!



As for you Euroa Boys, bad luck, you went into your shells with more than 15 mins to go and paid the price. All the Lions needed was a sniff and they took a mile. The Fella who played on Saad did a great job, but as has been the case all season, he only needs 10 mins to turn a game and he did just that at the crucial moment.

For the Lions lads, what a great effort after 2 years of hard work! Shotty deserves everything that comes his way after going thru the hard years.

BTW The only ice Timmy A does is the bagload he's got wrapped around his dicky knee.

Out

Well he got most things on days proceeding the granny. Even pulled a pair!! Great effort skippa.

[Doona2]

22# Grainger sponsored by Four'n'Twenty more like it!!
23# CHINUP...Tim Maher's identitiy out in open.
24# What goes around comes around.

25# No money for defenders - Rob Douglas and Joffa Anderson hed out to Yea!!! :p

[fat back pocket]

25# No money for defenders - Rob Douglas and Joffa Anderson hed out to Yea!!! :p

wishful thinking doona, but i like it.

[Doona2]

wishful thinking doona, but i like it.

Just going with the concept of the thread

[HJ32]

hey doona

do you reckon the fat back pocket will notch up his 200th tonight!?

we need some ammo to get him posting. I'll start the ball rolling

newsflash: A channel 9 cameraman who is known as Joe (yes warnie's mate) was at the GVFL Grand Final last Sunday and captured the moment on camera where Seymour's spearhead Saad Saad (aka firstname lastname) sat on his opponants shoulders and took one of the better marks in country footy. Joe has already sent footage into Channel nine to Sam and Eddie where it is expected that the Footy Show already have the footy legends segment for 2006's first episode, which is expected to be dedicated to Joe's efforts. "stuff the other entries" said a high up channel 9 comedian who just happens to occasionally work behind a bar "Joe's got the 20 grand wrapped up already. Infact I don't think we'll even run the segment next year, we'll just give Joe the cheque on the first show" Channel nine are so impressed by the footage that they're even chucking in the Jim Beam Chick for a night which is sure to get Joe's camera running. "Any other entrants, especially if they're from Seymour, will get a consolation prize of a night out on the Gas with serial shoulder tapper Darron Rice".

[Doona2]

How many does he need for the big 200? I see his lads have a bye this weekend in the cricket - do the Maroons have anything scheduled?

[HJ32]

Dunno but they had a good hit out against the strath jets on the weekend.

[fat back pocket]

How many does he need for the big 200? I see his lads have a bye this weekend in the cricket - do the Maroons have anything scheduled?

A few of the boys will line up in the B grade. They are the likes of J Brown, J Anderson, etc, the boys who haven't had a heap of cricket.

HJ32, what did you think of our number 4 bat (i think thats where he batted, Nick), thin looking older bloke. Trav said he went ok. He is a solid bat, hasn't played cricket in a few years, but moved to town, got on our website and called trav, good find.

How was travs offies? Bamboozal anyone?

Doona, what will young Chippa do with his cricket over the summer, said he was playing, but will footy commitments hold his cricket back? If he is going to have a crack at VFL, he needs to do the pre-season 110%.

[Doona2]

Doona, what will young Chippa do with his cricket over the summer, said he was playing, but will footy commitments hold his cricket back? If he is going to have a crack at VFL, he needs to do the pre-season 110%.

Good point - Chippa Douglas has been training for the past 4-5 weeks and depedning on what he does with football says he's keen to play cricket as long as he can. Believe the Bendigo Bombers are keen to look at him also, so like you FBP Im confident there'll be plenty of VFL offers coming his way. Would be great to see and young Richie wind up at the same club - even though we'll lose to very handy cricketers.

[YaMan]

Stuart Peterson or should I say Fat Back Pocket and GV Middle man, would you just shut up, you are giving Seymour Lions a bad name

Stick to footy

[HJ32]

A few of the boys will line up in the B grade. They are the likes of J Brown, J Anderson, etc, the boys who haven't had a heap of cricket.

HJ32, what did you think of our number 4 bat (i think thats where he batted, Nick), thin looking older bloke. Trav said he went ok. He is a solid bat, hasn't played cricket in a few years, but moved to town, got on our website and called trav, good find.

How was travs offies? Bamboozal anyone?.

Trav bowled really well actually - gave them a fair rip too.
Nick opened and was sturdy without playing many shots. He ended up retiring after about 15 overs. Looks like he's got good concentration, and could be a good pick up for the maroons. Nelson Munce was good too.

[Grandale]

How was travs offies? Bamboozal anyone?



Great skipper you are...Travis bowls leggies!

[Doona2]

Great skipper you are...Travis bowls leggies!

What a ********er grandale . . . love it!!! Musta been a fair old trip away FBP, seems you like for a second you forgot part of Clydie's weaponry.

[FOOTYBOSS]

How do you know that your "mate" gets calls from the Seymour coach? Maybe because Footyboss = Mark Jansz. And it is you Mark "I look like Tarzan and play like Jane" Jansz who speaks to the great SJD.

Anyway, alls well that ends well, it ended pretty ******** for Euroa, but, hey, their burnt bread will leave a pretty aweful taste in most euroa residents mouth, but the imports don't care. They're only there 6 months of the year.

I agree with the Middle Man - stick the gold medal up your arse.

Better luck next year.
Ok, let me settle this one. I am not Mark Jansz. Yes I play for Euroa, but I didnt take to the feild on grand final day just like you Sturat Peterson who is also the gv middle man. Yes we have found out that stuart peterson the fat ass ******** himself and gv middleman. Ok donkey balls licker that you are, you have never played senior footy in your life and by all accounts never will at seymour after you got a hold your coaches phone on the footy trip and were ringing us euroa boys bagging us but what you didnt realise is that one call went to the wrong person who has no involvement at our club and brought you unstuck you midget ********er.

[jmain14]

Ok, let me settle this one. I am not Mark Jansz. Yes I play for Euroa, but I didnt take to the feild on grand final day just like you Sturat Peterson who is also the gv middle man. Yes we have found out that stuart peterson the fat ass ******** himself and gv middleman. Ok donkey balls licker that you are, you have never played senior footy in your life and by all accounts never will at seymour after you got a hold your coaches phone on the footy trip and were ringing us euroa boys bagging us but what you didnt realise is that one call went to the wrong person who has no involvement at our club and brought you unstuck you midget ********er.
he he, this is great stuff boys. keep it up please. the rivalry between you two towns is huge isn't it?? these days I'd say the rivalry between you's two would be far superior than the rochy/echuca and ky/tonny.

[Grandale]

he he, this is great stuff boys. keep it up please. the rivalry between you two towns is huge isn't it?? these days I'd say the rivalry between you's two would be far superior than the rochy/echuca and ky/tonny.

In actual fact, the rivalry between Seymour and Euroa had died off somewhat until this year. It's not a patch on what it was when we both first came into the GVFL (or so the old-timers tell me) or even what it was like in the mid-90s when we were both plop.
I think FBP or GVMM or whoever he is may be just taking it upon himself to ensure the rivalry gets back up to fever pitch and stays there. Should be an interesting one when the Lions and Pies meet first-up next year. In the Ones because its the GF rematch and in the Twos to see how long FBP lasts.

[GV Middle Man]

I fully agree with you FOOTYBOSS you didnt play in the GF...but your name was in the 21..... Shotty just destroyed you so it looked like you didnt play...we no who you are so dont try and come up with an allias.... Theres only 2 tools who you could be ( actaully your whole club are tools) but we no the 3 man ones... Janze and Mcbrien...both very average footballers... god knows how Mcbrian go so main games...what a hack..

[GV Middle Man]

Ok, let me settle this one. I am not Mark Jansz. Yes I play for Euroa, but I didnt take to the feild on grand final day just like you Sturat Peterson who is also the gv middle man. Yes we have found out that stuart peterson the fat ass ******** himself and gv middleman. Ok donkey balls licker that you are, you have never played senior footy in your life and by all accounts never will at seymour after you got a hold your coaches phone on the footy trip and were ringing us euroa boys bagging us but what you didnt realise is that one call went to the wrong person who has no involvement at our club and brought you unstuck you midget ********er.


FOOTBOSS did we ring you or not!!! Or were you hanging of Grainger like a bad smell as always when we apparetly rang himmmm.... Come on you clown footboss i might be a twos player as well but i have my own identity i dont need grainger or janze to pump my tryes

[fat back pocket]

FOOTBOSS did we ring you or not!!! Or were you hanging of Grainger like a bad smell as always when we apparetly rang himmmm.... Come on you clown footboss i might be a twos player as well but i have my own identity i dont need grainger or janze to pump my tryes

Mate, he has played about a dozen senior games in the past few years.

And i can tell you for a fact he didn't ring anyone on the trip away!! He was passed out for most of it!

[Whippet]

Are you saying that Stuie "perfectly round ball" Peterson played senior GV footy? Well I'll be f$%%ed.......

Seymour really must have spent some $ in recent years to improve their list. Correct me if im wrong but if he played senior footy they would have sent him on the field in a wheelbarrow wouldnt they????

Just one last question, Is it possible for someone with that much fat on their hammys to allow their quad to stretch into a kicking position?

[Wizz]

Are you saying that Stuie "perfectly round ball" Peterson played senior GV footy? Well I'll be f$%%ed.......

Seymour really must have spent some $ in recent years to improve their list. Correct me if im wrong but if he played senior footy they would have sent him on the field in a wheelbarrow wouldnt they????

Just one last question, Is it possible for someone with that much fat on their hammys to allow their quad to stretch into a kicking position?

ha ha ha the Gf was two weeks ago and there is still heaps of shots at each other. What a laugh keep it up.

[fat back pocket]

Are you saying that Stuie "perfectly round ball" Peterson played senior GV footy? Well I'll be f$%%ed.......

Seymour really must have spent some $ in recent years to improve their list. Correct me if im wrong but if he played senior footy they would have sent him on the field in a wheelbarrow wouldnt they????

Just one last question, Is it possible for someone with that much fat on their hammys to allow their quad to stretch into a kicking position?

Not sure. Maybe?

Lets not get bitter about losing the GF, I'm sure Euroa had a few hanger ons during their 15 year drought without success.

Matt Mills, Nathan Harper, and a little bloke by the name of Guy Morphette all got a game this year, probably a reason they stumbled at their final hurdle and got nothing. Because blokes like this shouldn't be anywhere near the seniors if they want their club to win a flag.

Euroa had minimal injuries as well. Peterson was lucky to get a game due to injuries.

Anyway, we all know Seymour was a shadow of its present self in the past 10 years. I'm sure Euroa have had some spuds go through their ranks. They obviously had and still have a group of pea hearted blokes who crumble when the going gets tough.

So have your dig. The Scoreboard and premiership cup doesn't lie. 2 flags in the past 14 years, Euroa = 0.

[GV Middle Man]

Whippet whats your playing record mate!!! Unlike ****heads at Euroa... At Seymour winning the Premiership was a Club achievement and althought Peterson didnt push for senior games his committment to the clubs cause in winning a premiership was 2nd to none...you wont find a more deicated person... Althought on 21 players smashed euroa last week... We contribute that to the whole club mate!!! If you Euroa crab played with some team heart instead of individual heart you might not of been so pathetic in the last quater!!!!!!!!

[jmain14]

Are you saying that Stuie "perfectly round ball" Peterson played senior GV footy? Well I'll be f$%%ed.......

Seymour really must have spent some $ in recent years to improve their list. Correct me if im wrong but if he played senior footy they would have sent him on the field in a wheelbarrow wouldnt they????

Just one last question, Is it possible for someone with that much fat on their hammys to allow their quad to stretch into a kicking position?
ha ha, you two boys really get along hey...

[Whippet]

Are you saying that Stuie "perfectly round ball" Peterson played senior GV footy? Well I'll be f$%%ed.......

Seymour really must have spent some $ in recent years to improve their list. Correct me if im wrong but if he played senior footy they would have sent him on the field in a wheelbarrow wouldnt they????

Just one last question, Is it possible for someone with that much fat on their hammys to allow their quad to stretch into a kicking position?

Not sure. Maybe?

Lets not get bitter about losing the GF, I'm sure Euroa had a few hanger ons during their 15 year drought without success.

Matt Mills, Nathan Harper, and a little bloke by the name of Guy Morphette all got a game this year, probably a reason they stumbled at their final hurdle and got nothing. Because blokes like this shouldn't be anywhere near the seniors if they want their club to win a flag.

Euroa had minimal injuries as well. Peterson was lucky to get a game due to injuries.

Anyway, we all know Seymour was a shadow of its present self in the past 10 years. I'm sure Euroa have had some spuds go through their ranks. They obviously had and still have a group of pea hearted blokes who crumble when the going gets tough.

So have your dig. The Scoreboard and premiership cup doesn't lie. 2 flags in the past 14 years, Euroa = 0.

I cant believe your saying that Happy Harper is probably part of the reason they didnt win the flag. Remember Stuie, 15 minutes of the season cost them the Premiership. Your talking about a player like happy who is probably in the top 5 or so younger players in the league and a player like matty mills who has played well over 200 games and played in 5 or 6 finals campaigns. Pal, you are that far off the boil with those remarks its ridiculous. All coming from someone who will never play senior GV footy again.

[Whippet]

Whippet whats your playing record mate!!! Unlike ****heads at Euroa... At Seymour winning the Premiership was a Club achievement and althought Peterson didnt push for senior games his committment to the clubs cause in winning a premiership was 2nd to none...you wont find a more deicated person... Althought on 21 players smashed euroa last week... We contribute that to the whole club mate!!! If you Euroa crab played with some team heart instead of individual heart you might not of been so pathetic in the last quater!!!!!!!!

Stop pumping yourself up Stuie.

What was pea hearted about Euroa's Season?

[Grandale]

[QUOTE=fat back pocket]

I cant believe your saying that Happy Harper is probably part of the reason they didnt win the flag. Remember Stuie, 15 minutes of the season cost them the Premiership. Your talking about a player like happy who is probably in the top 5 or so younger players in the league and a player like matty mills who has played well over 200 games and played in 5 or 6 finals campaigns. Pal, you are that far off the boil with those remarks its ridiculous. All coming from someone who will never play senior GV footy again.

Yep, far too harsh on the local boys, Millsy in particular. Remember FBP, this is the same guy who single-handedly won the Euroa Scooby Doos the game against us up there this year. He certainly looked senior material that day.