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DEVO
26 Oct 2001, 10:01
Yesterday, I started writing a letter to my local Senator, Kate Lundy, regarding a few issues that were of concern to me. I thought I would share my views with my Big Footy mates.


To the gorgeous and Sexy Kate Lundy,

I have serious concerns with Australian soldiers going to Afganistan to fight this war against Terrorism. I don't have a problem with the sending of troops, I have a concern with the age of these troops. It's very important for the economic future of Australia, that as many of our younger generation are fit, healthy and in full time employment so we can sustain the high level of Retirees that is only a few years away. That's why I believe we should be sending over 65's to fight this battle. It will greatly reduce the super payout that will cripple Australia, and make the roads safer for families and pedestrians.
I'd also like raise a concern regarding the refugee crisis. I think it's a real waste of money setting up concentration camps in little Pacific Islands just to please a few scared, racist politicians. Surely that money can be better spent on building a large wall around Australia which will insulate us from these people.


Hope to see you at the next Caps game

Yours Sincerley,

Your willing sex slave

DEVO


Can you see any problems that may arise with the sending of this letter, and do you think Ms Lundy would take it seriously, or act like all other politicians and ignore me views.

Switchedon
26 Oct 2001, 10:29
You and Anthony Mundine would make a great twosome!

DEVO
26 Oct 2001, 10:39
Anthony Mundine was serious when he said that, this is tongue (firmly) in cheek. And anyway I'm only insulting old people and politicians, not an entire race or religious group.

powerboi
26 Oct 2001, 15:49
i like that idea - the REAL Grey Army. Blue rinse grannies racing over the hill on scooters and throwing grenades to strike fear, disorientation and chaos into the enemy, followed by rank upon rank of octagenarians in full military regalia marching upon their flank and whupping them with walking sticks.

Don't forget the rolling toilet wagons and beans-and-metamucil rations to keep the army regular.

Captain Sensible
27 Oct 2001, 18:18
And the best thing is that John Howard would be eligble for the draft in three years time.:)

M29
27 Oct 2001, 18:38
Originally posted by DEVO
this is tongue (firmly) in cheek.

I've got something to plant firmly into Ms Lundy's cheeks. :p

iceman
27 Oct 2001, 18:42
Originally posted by M29


I've got something to plant firmly into Ms Lundy's cheeks. :p
LOL :D :D