Supporters we love and adore

[Harvey Leadpipe]

I headed to the golf club last night to practice my putting, and a fellow Tiges supporter stopped to have a chat.

I always like having a chat to my little old wog mate Con. I thought I was pretty handy on the ol' swear meter, but this guy makes me look like a choir boy. I asked his opinion last night on a few Richmond issues and he had me in raptures with each answer. These are his thoughts on a few matters:


Clinton Casey's departure:

"About f****** time. Gay rich c***. F****** barracks for f****** Essendon anyway the pr**k."


Mark Chaffey:

"That slow fat c***sucker makes me sick. Sometimes I feel like smashing my son in the face just looking at that useless c***.(???) Time to f*** him off."


Brett Deledio:

"He'll captain our side one day that little ar****ole. Runs like he's f*****n running away from a f*****n rape scene the c***."


Greg Tivendale:

(Looks aggressively at me, like he wants to take my head off, then spits hard on the ground.) "Never f****** mention that f***s name around me again. When I see him f*** up on the ground, I want to wrap my hands around the c**** f***** neck and throttle him like you want to do to your missus you know? He's a c***"

If anyone here ever tees up a match where we cross paths, I'm bringing this bloke to entertain us all. Must be over 18 to enter.

[True Thylacine]

He sounds the spitting image of my brother in law Harv. Except my bro in law is a Hawthorn supporter and an italian not greek from Nth Essenedon...pmsl. I went to the Richmond v Hawthorn R20 match with him at the Dome last year.... unreal! The language was beyond blue..and that magic kind only a wog can do...you know the "f**** (insert noun) f*****" type...hahaha. They also seem to get the swearing grammar wrong! And he had every Hawk around us yelling with their carotid artery in the neck pumping like crazy in a feeding frenzy and for 3 1/2 quarters Tiger was firmly on the menu! He was a full on floor show despite the visits from security. Too funny to chuck out anyhow.

Suffice to say it was one of the great experiences of my life that comeback..hahahaa I even made him and my missus (another Hawk) stand next to me at the Bourke St end and wait while I sung along for about 15 mins! In the end I either left or was about to receive a black carnation...lmao

[Leper]

Greg Tivendale:

(Looks aggressively at me, like he wants to take my head off, then spits hard on the ground.) "Never f****** mention that f***s name around me again. When I see him f*** up on the ground, I want to wrap my hands around the c**** f***** neck and throttle him like you want to do to your missus you know? He's a c***"


Sorry but there are a few grey areas here.

Are you saying that this guy's opinion of Tivendale is somewhat negative?

[CoggaRules]

I headed to the golf club last night to practice my putting, and a fellow Tiges supporter stopped to have a chat.

I always like having a chat to my little old wog mate Con. I thought I was pretty handy on the ol' swear meter, but this guy makes me look like a choir boy. I asked his opinion last night on a few Richmond issues and he had me in raptures with each answer. These are his thoughts on a few matters:


Clinton Casey's departure:

"About f****** time. Gay rich c***. F****** barracks for f****** Essendon anyway the pr**k."


Mark Chaffey:

"That slow fat c***sucker makes me sick. Sometimes I feel like smashing my son in the face just looking at that useless c***.(???) Time to f*** him off."


Brett Deledio:

"He'll captain our side one day that little ar****ole. Runs like he's f*****n running away from a f*****n rape scene the c***."


Greg Tivendale:

(Looks aggressively at me, like he wants to take my head off, then spits hard on the ground.) "Never f****** mention that f***s name around me again. When I see him f*** up on the ground, I want to wrap my hands around the c**** f***** neck and throttle him like you want to do to your missus you know? He's a c***"

If anyone here ever tees up a match where we cross paths, I'm bringing this bloke to entertain us all. Must be over 18 to enter.

diagnosis - still suffering from Spuditis which is exacerbated by previously being subjected to dibilitating disease Wallsitis.
Only way to get rid of disease is to surgically remove affected areas. ;)

[madtiger2005]

he sounds like the type of fan with missing teeth and braincells ;)

[IDGAF]

he sounds like the type of fan with missing teeth and braincells ;)This is what gets you into trouble MT :rolleyes:

No being judgemental now ...tsk tsk

Very funny schit Harvs .... my fave is the Delidio Synopsis

[True Thylacine]

he sounds like the type of fan with missing teeth and braincells ;)

But the question is.....does he own a Cobra too?

[madtiger2005]

nah he would have to drive a Holden. Most likely a Commodore between 1980 or 1990. :D

[oxx]

God love him.

[molloy]

he sounds like a half a brain cell Collywobble supporter wannabee Richmond fan.
imagine his off spring.