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The Slitherin' Snake
17 Dec 2005, 19:41
Massive whisper is that self-profeesed womaniser Slay Master G was seen tearing up Boutique on friday night and was a big hit with the ladies. In fact, the sister of another Big Footy VAFA member was quite taken by the man longest pubes in the VAFA. They were last seen heading to the toilets together...
G, who was it?
Destination A Grade
19 Dec 2005, 06:29
Massive whisper is that self-profeesed womaniser Slay Master G was seen tearing up Boutique on friday night and was a big hit with the ladies. In fact, the sister of another Big Footy VAFA member was quite taken by the man longest pubes in the VAFA. They were last seen heading to the toilets together...
G, who was it?
That would be right. A seedy individual is that SMG.
Slay Master G
19 Dec 2005, 11:59
Massive whisper is that self-profeesed womaniser Slay Master G was seen tearing up Boutique on friday night and was a big hit with the ladies. In fact, the sister of another Big Footy VAFA member was quite taken by the man longest pubes in the VAFA. They were last seen heading to the toilets together...
G, who was it?
No comments to the press. Unconfirmed slander and rumour about my impeccable reputation will not be tolerated.
Alphonse
19 Dec 2005, 12:12
This incident could feature in first edition of Benny MOF's wrap of the VAFA social scene in the Amatuer Footballer.
Slay Master G does seem in rare form at the minute. What is he putting it down to?
The Big Pineapple
19 Dec 2005, 12:25
This incident could feature in first edition of Benny MOF's wrap of the VAFA social scene in the Amatuer Footballer.
Slay Master G does seem in rare form at the minute. What is he putting it down to?
The trimming of that hideous pubic hair??? :confused:
The Slitherin' Snake
19 Dec 2005, 12:40
This incident could feature in first edition of Benny MOF's wrap of the VAFA social scene in the Amatuer Footballer.
Slay Master G does seem in rare form at the minute. What is he putting it down to?
Pheromones. Or however you spell it
Knight Rider
20 Dec 2005, 15:37
Pheromones. Or however you spell it
I heard he's been wearing the cologne...O'de Crab!
I checked it out on google and the scent features the sweat of boatshoes, a hint of shirt collar stains and a comes in a black mullet hair shaped bottle.
Apparently this fragrance has been used to great effect in the past by other slayers around the essendon area!
annoying_child
21 Dec 2005, 10:57
I heard he's been wearing the cologne...O'de Crab!
I checked it out on google and the scent features the sweat of boatshoes, a hint of shirt collar stains and a comes in a black mullet hair shaped bottle.
Apparently this fragrance has been used to great effect in the past by other slayers around the essendon area!
Knowing SMG for some years now i can confirm that this recent purple patch is all a smoke screen for his true sexuality. Rumour around collegians is that he was booted out of old essendon because of his actions with the male physio staff. Is there any truth to this rumour?
The Slitherin' Snake
21 Dec 2005, 13:06
Knowing SMG for some years now i can confirm that this recent purple patch is all a smoke screen for his true sexuality. Rumour around collegians is that he was booted out of old essendon because of his actions with the male physio staff. Is there any truth to this rumour?
There might be some truth to it. I remember him constantly complaining of a strained / torn gooch. It needed a rub every Tuesday and Thursday night but not from the regular trainers (all 3 female), it had to come from the Physio (male of course)
annoying_child
21 Dec 2005, 14:16
There might be some truth to it. I remember him constantly complaining of a strained / torn gooch. It needed a rub every Tuesday and Thursday night but not from the regular trainers (all 3 female), it had to come from the Physio (male of course)
not suprising he has has no mates!
Slay Master G
21 Dec 2005, 16:04
not suprising he has has no mates!
Can anybody tell me about that "annoying kant" from Collegians called Nick Burrows. I'm told he's been seen in alcoholics and gamblers anonymous meetings over the past few weeks.
If it's no longer fun walk away!!!
annoying_child
21 Dec 2005, 22:42
Can anybody tell me about that "annoying kant" from Collegians called Nick Burrows. I'm told he's been seen in alcoholics and gamblers anonymous meetings over the past few weeks.
If it's no longer fun walk away!!!
Well can anyone tell me why James Heritage has been seen having lunch with Trent Skurry and Brian Speaking over the past few weeks?
The Slitherin' Snake
22 Dec 2005, 12:53
SMG, just for my own interest... had you been bronzing before breaking hearts at Motel?
The Big Pineapple
23 Dec 2005, 07:55
Can anybody tell me about that "annoying kant" from Collegians called Nick Burrows. I'm told he's been seen in alcoholics and gamblers anonymous meetings over the past few weeks.
If it's no longer fun walk away!!!
Sounds like the Daniel Flaherty of OEG
annoying_child
23 Dec 2005, 13:17
Sounds like the Daniel Flaherty of OEG
Is Daniel Flaherty a peanut?
The Big Pineapple
29 Dec 2005, 11:50
Is Daniel Flaherty a peanut?
His brain is the size of a peanut.