Chat with God at iGod.

[Toots Hibbert]

Found this site on the main board.

Chat with God (http://www.titane.ca/igod/main.html).


Me:
Hi God will Port win all the showdowns in 2006
God:
Hi there . I am a Christian.
Me:
What do you think of the Crows
God:
There might be more than one.
Me:
Is Choco a good man?
God:
Maybe. Ask Alison if it is.
Me:
What nickname should Alipate Carlile be given?
God:
Let me think about it.
Me:
Have you thought about?
God:
I have thought many things like that.
Me:
Is Warren Tredrea the best CHF inthe AFL?
God:
Ask again later. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:
Should Graham Johncock have received a harsher penalty?
God:
Maybe you should ask someone older.
Me:
Port for premiers in 2006? Yes or no.
God:
That is a very original thought. " That is a very original thought. "? Yes or no.?
Me:
AFC for premiers in 2006? Yes or no.
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please. Hey. Are you serious?
Me:
What do you think of the number 26?
God:
I will search for it.
Me:
What is the devils number?
God:
You tell me.
Me:
What's your favourite sport?
God:
.
Me:
.
Me:
Danyle Pearce?
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Stuart Cochrane?
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Danyle Pearce. Try being more or less specific.

[crazy_big_al]

i got no reply

[Porthos]

As AIs go, that one is really crap.

[Sandola]

i got no reply
That'll happen with the big guy -- sorta like 2005.:D

[crazy_big_al]

That'll happen with the big guy -- sorta like 2005.:D
I know it was shocking

[Toots Hibbert]

Me:
Hi God how are you going?
God:
That's for me to know and for you to find out!
Me:
What do you think of the Crows?
God:
You'll be posting this on an internet forum. You don't want to get banned so I'm constrained in what I can say.
Me:
What happened to Port in 2005?
God:
That was just me being a merry prankster. Seriously though, it was the year you had to have so that my chosen people can come straight to heaven rather than spending time in purgatory.
Me:
What happened to the Crows?
God:
Ha ha, pretty funny wasn't it? I decided to give them a glimpse of the ultimate prize then whisk it away just when they thought it was theirs. Not only am I All Knowing and All Powerful I'm also All Mischievous.
Me:
Would you call their finals performance a choke?
God:
Foolish question!
Me:
Pardon?
God:
Of course the Crows choked in 2005! Sorry didn't mean to shout. Christ I've been listening to those gits carrying on about Port for three years.... (What do you want Jesus? No, sorry I didn't want you, I was just using an expression.) Anyway I decided to teach them a lesson. I made them bow out of the finals in the same way as Port did. They called you chokers, now they can wear the tag. Nice work by me don't you think?
Me:
I love your work God.
God:
Damn straight! Any more questions?
Me:
What's in store for Port in 2006?
God:
I'm seriously considering letting you win another flag. I'm just watching a few of your guys before I finally decide. That Motlop boy had better pull his finger out, just quietly.
Me:
Any chance you might give it to the Crows?
God:
Don't be an idiot! I'll bet they thought all their Christmases had come at once when they beat you three times. Well I'll tell you something for free, they were right! Normal service will be resumed in 2006 no more presents. Jeez they sh*t me. (What? No it's OK son.) Especially that lying weazel of a CEO they've got. Don't worry they're going nowhere. I let them have a good run with injuries this year. Next year they'll get their fair share and reality will bite them hard in the bum.
Me:
Care to name our GF side?
God:
Be specific, do you mean 2004 (hehehe) or do you mean 06, 07 or 08?
Me:
Sorry 2006.
God:
FF Wangas Willits Pearce
HF Mahoney Tredders Motlop
C Dew C Cornes S Burgoyne
HB Pettigrew Chaplin Walsh
FB Carlile Wakelin Wilson
1R Lade P Burgoyne K Cornes
Interchange Brogan Cassisi, Thomson, Salopek

Emerg Francou, Kingsley, White, Ebert,

Pass this on to Choco. He's a good man, I like him.

Edit
God:
Later *PAFC*13 and eddie_vrv6 will post about two Thomsons. What will you be talking about fellas! :cool:

[*PAFC*13]

Two Thomson's.

[eddie_vrv6]

Two Thomson's.


God is all-knowing, maybe he knows somthing we don't ;)

[HAWKS HEROES]

i got no reply
strange he or she normally always answers have you tried hal ?

http://www.magpies.net/nick/bb/hal/