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Devil Fish
22 Dec 2005, 21:03
I was just thinking, if Jacques Kallis married Phil Jacques, would he then be known as Jacques Jacques?
94_Eagles
22 Dec 2005, 21:04
Jacques Rudolph could be the best man.
Devil Fish
22 Dec 2005, 21:06
Jacques Rudolph could be the best man.
I like your thinking. And Jacques Villeneuve could be the gimp.
Imagine him bowling, wouldn't Tony have fun with that.
'Jaques to Kallis.'
In a World XI side.
'The Jaques Kallis partnership got going real well...'
94_Eagles
22 Dec 2005, 21:06
I like your thinking. And Jacques Villeneuve could be the gimp.
Gimp lols.
I like your thinking. And Jacques Villeneuve could be the gimp.
And Kailis Fisheries supplying the food?
Lenny29
22 Dec 2005, 21:27
It'd be funnier if it wouldn't be Jacques Jaques.
pluga_4
22 Dec 2005, 21:45
that'd make them gay if they got married !!
I was just thinking, if Jacques Kallis married Phil Jacques, would he then be known as Jacques Jacques?
Nahh it would make him Jacques Jaques.
johnnyhoward
23 Dec 2005, 17:21
Nahh it would make him Jacques Jaques.
Correct. Pronunciation "Jiark Jayks" (or "Jiark Jarks")
BTW Kallis is a fat bastard
Fat?
Hahaha he is a tank.
Fat = Warne.
embleygirl
23 Dec 2005, 17:47
Fat?
Hahaha he is a tank.
Fat = Warne.
Well if we look at this picture http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/search/details_pop.aspx?iid=55934884&cdi=0
Kallis does seem to have some bulge their as done SK. :p
Lonie_from_50
23 Dec 2005, 17:54
Fat = Flintoff
Fat = Warne
Fat = Me
FAT = RANATUNGA
And that picture shows Kallis = TANK
Smokin_Joe
23 Dec 2005, 17:56
Well if we look at this picture http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/search/details_pop.aspx?iid=55934884&cdi=0
Kallis does seem to have some bulge their as done SK. :p
Jacques and the Fat Man.
Fat = Flintoff
Fat = Warne
Fat = Me
FAT = RANATUNGA
And that picture shows Kallis = TANK
:D
Ahh Lonie, you are a good bloke.
embleygirl
23 Dec 2005, 17:58
Thats all muscle lassy.
I see it has bulge but that's just me. We've had this kind of discussion before. He's like Lindsay Lohan.
thewhippersnapper
23 Dec 2005, 17:59
Skinny rake = F/D.
Skinny rake = F/D.
And yet I'd still ******** you up you little 13 year old boy :)
I see it has bulge but that's just me. We've had this kind of discussion before. He's like Lindsay Lohan.
Atleast he aint a gorilla!
Seen Punters arms lately? :o
thewhippersnapper
23 Dec 2005, 18:04
And yet I'd still ******** you up you little 13 year old boy :)
Still trying to build those muscles up little boy? ;)
Still trying to build those muscles up little boy? ;)
Added 3 inches already :D
embleygirl
23 Dec 2005, 18:06
Atleast he aint a gorilla!
Seen Punters arms lately? :o
http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/search/details_pop.aspx?iid=56470804&cdi=0
What's wrong with them?
http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/search/details_pop.aspx?iid=56470804&cdi=0
What's wrong with them?
Dont worry darl.
embleygirl
23 Dec 2005, 18:12
Dont worry darl.
Nah tell me.
Is it a) they're to fat. - i don't think that's it though
or b) too hairy coinciding with your 'gorilla' comment?
thewhippersnapper
23 Dec 2005, 18:14
Nah tell me.
Is it a) they're to fat. - i don't think that's it though
or b) too hairy coinciding with your 'gorilla' comment?
Blonde?
Nah tell me.
Is it a) they're to fat. - i don't think that's it though
or b) too hairy coinciding with your 'gorilla' comment?
That was a poor photo you gave me.
But, Ponting has hairy arms. Gorilla-like :thumbsu:
Johnson#26
23 Dec 2005, 19:52
And that picture shows Kallis = TANK
Agree. He ain't fat, just well built. And a star player.