Aquamarinejewel
14 Aug 2007, 22:15
Bulldog Soap...where anything and everything can happen!!
Three Word Story - Part 3 continuation......
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Harris reached Tehran disguised as a camel, when suddenly three wise men Cooney, Gilbee, Minson arrived bearing news of the Bulldogs' new NASA recruit who had recently found Harold Holt in Eade's caravan looking for evidence that Demetriou was TISM's lead guitarist.
"AWB kick-backs were of magnitude importance", Holt said to Ron Hitler-Barassi and Mr Downer. Back at Whitten Oval, Rose found oil so Dougie and Kelvin Templeton rang to find out where to drill and hire equipment from the ABC's B1 and B2’s workshop.
Major celebrations continued in Tehran where Doug Mulray and Billy Brownless not forgetting Sting and follically challenged coach Rodney Eade started drinking heavily and dancing in Peter Street masks until Rolf said “Tie me kangaroo down sport” Dougie laughed.
McMahon’s accountancy skills helped salary cap figures because he practiced creative accounting, money laundering and voodoo economics to pay Eade his much deserved wage.
Tehran's footy club was well known for it’s Sandy Roberts’ picture hanging with Dr Zimmerman who once sponsored Tehran's archery team & Robert Groenewagon Airlines.
Johnson, Grant & Smith also known as the three stooges planned a trap door free-fall for Rodney Eade, but Cooney intervened taking cheap shots at the others. Smith got upset because he heard about a huge teddy bears picnic at Williamstown beach with the Bali_9 and John Howard who also invited Ivan Milat and Humphrey Bear too who wouldn't speak at all because he couldn't.
Meanwhile, Cooney's UFO sighting made him play air guitar while Griffen was hiding from Mad Max, suddenly Minson tipped another winner at the races, Libba the jockey was drug tested with Karl Norman but both were cleared.
Hahn's bbq party and tupperware night co-hosted by Heff and gatecrashed by Demetriou and the playboy bunny’s were chased by Eade who then named Miss January captain for the next NAB cup game.
Hargrave's archaeological discovery found beneath the EJ Whitten stand with EJ's jockstrap, filled with Dencorub was Dougie's old grade three schoolmistress Miss Henrietta Arbuthnot. Further investigations unearthed Peter Rhode's playbook which was surprisingly written in crayon, another item found with instructions on Colonel Sander's recipes.
Serious training resumed back in Pyongyang with Downer, Jong-Il selling red 'uppers' which were fake to Cooney and Ivan Milat who then asked Smorgon permission to marry his niece.
Meanwhile, the teddy's picnic turned into chaos when Higgins decided to tackle Humphrey, headbutt Yogi and pose for photographs with Queen Victoria, Dougie, Rolf and Lady Susan Renouf.
Sadly the Demons caused an upset our premiership odds Eade said, "are now not very good". Darwin's weather presenter barracks for the Western Bulldogs met Cooney in a deserted pub once owned by the Boston Strangler.
Using nylon pantyhose Dougie escaped from the two-storey building by sawing through iron bars and Darcy looked up Shaggy's telephone number and rang him, ring ring,why did Benny run in to the caravan of Eade’s.
Telstra Dome's surface became the place for weekly festivals and growing vegies, in the winter after being sold the profits went to saving whales and old people being eaten by Great White Sharks. This caused an uproar and emotional havoc to many families near Waverley Park who were jealous because they thought vegies grew better when they were fertilised by Eddie's manure and Sam's nurturing.
Meanwhile, Channel 9, was taken over by aliens from the planet Uranus these aliens resembled a plumbers crack, they played golf, drank beer with Eddie and danced wildly with James Packer and Shane Crawford. They also enjoyed betting at racetracks and playing cards, but they hated the Telstra Dome, Shannon Noll's singing and Mark Holden’s Blue fire lady.
Then Adam Cooney leapt from the Rialto and landed at Crown Casino, miraculously he survived then bet $20 on Will Minson the Bulldog horse to produce a winner with Makybe Diva. Meanwhile, Griffen brought garden gnomes to Bulldog training as tall forwards who needs brown trousers? gnomes? or tailored suits for jellyfish in lime green colors.
Bulldog’s family day day degenerated into a Crean preselection BBQ where several hopeful future Bulldog draftees had spare legs of lamb, they marinated in a mixture of MCG turf and some chilli sauce bought from Safeway. Suddenly, Ernie Sigley said "It's my shout!" everyone cheered and drank a Carlton Draught and chased down the MCG wing by Sedat Sir.
Giansiracusa’s psychic abilities abilities located the missing Beaumont children. Furthermore, he predicted a change of underwear for Howard when Amanda_V in fishnets danced with Costello all night long. Andrew Demetriou said OMG this is unbelievable, as he peered at piles of old newspapers that were about to become the only news available until Sheehan writes more positive articles.
Harris’s outback adventure seems to indicate Wolf Creek was being watched by Eade so he slowly creeped up the road until Ivan Milat said “What's in your bag", as Milat stared at flying jellyfish through prison walls whilst singing about Gary Ayres' mullet hairstyle.
Meanwhile, Cross decided to shave his chest because Molly Medrum does and then decided to tunnel through to Telstra Dome which was barricaded so Condaleeza Rice contacted Johnny Howard who declared war on Ian Collins.
Robbins and Grant drank Guinness, ate plenty of food, dressed as leprechauns carrying four leaf psychedelic asparagus and riding a little red car with Wiggles number plates and a lactose intolerant driver who continuously ran to the bathroom crying out "Save me Jesus" so his mother called a priest who told him Eddie McGuire was his cousin.
Meanwhile, back at the Whitten Oval bbq Eade, Smorgon and Rose were discussing lamb recipes with Condoleezza Rice and Peter Rhode until they roasted Rohde and boiled Rice in Brian Harris' old footy boot.
Over at Demetriou's backyard shed, there were many priceless mouldy old jockstraps that Larry6 bought for 20 cents to throw at his (Demetriou’s) friends. Meanwhile, back at the club, supporters gathered around Johnno's beaut looking incredible smile, whilst Bubba Smith grabbed hold of a novelty-sized toothbrush that belonged to a furry koala named Johnno.
Hargrave thought he saw a headless ghost but it was merely a figment of his imagination. He then started hearing the voice, spitting venom and hissing he starts running, suddenly hitting a booze bus going in pursuit of him along Gordon St. Suddenly, rain started then Hargrave's hair turned green and gold at MCG despite having his bulldogs beanie on.
Cooney’s gold medal in weightlifting inspired inspired Farren Ray to high jump over Peter Street and pole vault over the Westgate Bridge. He landed on Telstra Dome's roof much to the disgust of Collo who immediately threw a press conference to APOLOGISE for instigating Grant's suspension and robbing him of the Brownlow!!! Collo's subsequent lynching resulted in a big party at Whitten Oval where, to thunderous applause Grant received his retrospective Brownlow Medal.
Meanwhile in Morocco, Wallace and Brown were busted for trying to buy Sharpelle Corby's boogie-board and smoking foam Skeletor dolls. Theodore Kalishnekov from Isbeckistan was drafted by the Daleks because he's good at exterminating opposition rovers not to mention his other specialty which involves gerbils. Kashilnekov's first game went awry when some gerbils escaped and attacked Sheeds who proceeded to blame the martians.
Boyd's renovated house built out of straw was blown away, his possessions ended up in Des Tuddenham's garage. Boyd now lives next door to Ernie Sigley at the far end of Whitten Oval. Higgins, meanwhile was telling the Daleks about financial transactions on planet Rocca when suddenly, Doctor Who emerged with his little friend and started fighting over the last wasabe Tim Tams but sanity prevailed after Harris said "There's none left” Douggie ate 'em washed down with a cold glass of VB.
Meanwhile, trouble was brewing at Aroura Stadium where Thomas was chasing Connolly across the oval. Brereton went hee hee as he watched the can-can girls go mental as anything when their routine backfired when Riewoldt's dress burst open, exposing to Brereton his love bite from his wife’s sisters Bulldog. Demetriou said Ando, do something instead of talking, wrap your hands around Rohde and inform him that he is forgiven but not forgotten, we know what really happened between Danny Southern's python and Rhode's Pitbull which resulted in Cooney's mysterious disappearance and subsequent discovery at Windy Hill.
McMahon and Cross attended acting classes so they could learn to perform different styles of characters after they engaged in lurid horror scenes which were shown live at Telstra Dome. Addison meanwhile, was at Beaconsfield to help Daniel Wells rescue the miners. Hahn, Darcy & Murphy joined Roy Orbison in a stirring rendition of TISM's favourite tune.
Meanwhile, in El Salvador Ian "Bluey" Hampshire was preparing for the Boston marathon. His training included a variety of beers and chocolates joining "Bluey" was Ian "Mocha" Dunstan, Doug Hawkins and Ian "Chops" Rickman.
Griffen's new car that Lazar Vidovic sold him was a damn lemon due to Lazar's employer telling him to rip-off Griffen. Suddenly, Hard Ball Get arrived equipped with Aquamarinejewel's whipper-snipper & Jean Claude's lawnmower. Without much thought Hard Ball began to dance around naked, whilst waving a Bulldog flag to the tune of Waltzing Matilda when in walked Roland Roccachelli brandishing a rather large trombone. Meanwhile, Eade tripped on a shovel left by Big Will Minson after he's buried a victim of Sporty Spice's footskills.
Summer was approaching and that meant Captain Planet and the astronaught had 15 minutes to convince Brian Harris that recycling was a waste of valuable drinking time especially when free beer was offered. Captain Planet drank more beer than Brendan Fevola and Aaron James combined.
The consequences however created massive repercussions because the Irish bemoaned that buckets were in short supply because Lindsay Gilbee and Adam Cooney had somehow managed to hide them underneath the Grandstand after filling them with $50 notes from Smorgo's mini-skip. The Irish Umpires relocated to Botswana and were so loaded on guinness and cheap cask wine that they forgot where they were and stumbled into the trophy cabinet where they found not very much except for a couple of old letters written by the man himself EJ Whitten.
Meanwhile, back on the Doug Hawkins Wing a ghostly figure of Brian Harris was walking towards the middle of the oval, suddenly a great big gush of wind from Campbell's backside surprised everyone except Libba.
Aker’s Christmas party held at the Hard Rock Café was attended by the Hell's Angels and Jonathan Brown but not Leigh, he was to sing at the carols by candlelight in a duet with Neville Bruns and Kenny Hunter.
Meanwhile, back at the intensive Care Ward where Brian Harris was admiring his doctors and nurses, John Elliot found a corrupt doctor who was treating Ross Oakley because he ate a burrito made of bumper stickers saying 'UP YOURS OAKLEY'.
Minson's NYE party turned sour after Smorgo's gold card was stolen by Mark "Chopper" Read who used it to shank Schillinger. When Smorgo found Oakley still alive he hired a suspicious looking Peruvian to take out a contract kill on him.
Meanwhile, Leon Cameron's lawnmower shorted whilst he pushed it along the Botanical Gardens and into the Yarra River. He called Ryan Griffen's dad to ask if Griff could come out and tell the world he was a gifted champion kickboxer.
Back at training Rodney Eade collapsed when Aker said nothing, absolutely nothing, stunned by this he was taken to see Santa where he asked in a timid voice..."Where is Elvis Presley living”? Santa Was stunned as he really knew Elvis was dead and reincarnated like Peter Rohde's dog.
Boyd & Cross were on their way to the party at Minson's place carrying a cask filled with red paint from Grant's bunker, hidden beneath Johnno and Bubba's king size bed. Smeared with paint, Cross and Boyd had a shower with Aker then began to make hot steamy sausages. As head chef, Andre the Giant brandishing his enormous hands, grabbed poor Aker and started tickling his feet until he called Leigh Matthews a smelly old man whose personal hygiene and table manners were nothing short of disgusting.
Higgins got sunburnt while using Streeta's jetski which was five times the size of Rocket's coaching curriculum vitae. Higgins meanwhile, called up Aker and asked him to come over to have a party in celebration of buying his first packet of razor-blades. Johnno's dog attacked Eade when Aker humped Johnno's leg.
Darcy, Harris & Montgomery came to the party dressed as Larry, Curly and Moe, everyone laughed at Monty's bowl cut especially Eade who tripped over Bobby's very expensive guitar shaped like Arthur his dog. Celebrations followed when Doug Hawkins skulled 43 vodka's and was last seen with Arthur, who is Barb, the Carlton new president and glamour super model.
McMahon's speedboat was being repaired because because Dougie had gone and attempted to complete a triple vodka and lime while sitting on Aker's knee, until someone pushed him over the edge of reality, when it became apparent Captain Groenewegen was buying second hand footy beanies and vandalised jumbo jets. Groenewegen's wife was furious with him when she found his porno stash under the couch. Also found was Aurora Stadium's siren and two empty Dom Perignon bottles.
Cooney called the police and Westy07 arrived with a box of slithering sausage dogs and talking jellyfish who wriggled and jiggled then sprouted fangs big, white and and bit Demetriou right on the fleshy part of his vital organ which distressed him.
Aka and Johnno joined Al-Qaeda and met Osama when he threw a Valentines day party in New York, sponsored by Halliburton where they splurged on fluffy ducks and Brandy Alexander's. A drunken Osama SMSed Shane Warne "come in spinner" read the message Al-Qaeda code for bowl the wrong-un Warne sms'd back "what colour panties”, which shocked Osama.
Boyd's Harley Davidson made Harris jealous because his wasn't allowed to ride due to strict laws prohibiting the licensing of psychopaths. Speaking of psychopaths did you know that genital herpes exists at Collingwood because Joffa insists its true. Meanwhile, kingsley hunter returns having lost none of his undoubtedly monobrowishness foot skills.
Griffen chased Cooney up the Rialto Staircase. When they reached the top they saw Cousins and Paris Hilton talking to Demetriou about Donald Trump wearing fishnet stockings and a wig resemblling Andrejs Everitt's which was no mean feat.
Meanwhile, Mitch Hahn couldn't find his sunglasses which were sitting in the locker belonging to Cooney who was surprised with Mitch's reaction because he turned into a werewolf and chased Cooney into the cemetery suddenly, a ghost appeared with his long flowing cape and wrapped himself around Cooney's neck and gave him a love bite. Cooney's girlfriend was jealous and contacted the Ghostbusters who put a cross though his left shoulder.
Round 1 approached and Higgins decided to become the Pope so he could conduct a mass in the nude. Complications arose however, when it snowed causing embarrassing shrinkage, this created laughs especially among the female folk of Geelong's forward line.
Meanwhile, down at the Batcave, Westy powered up the Victa because his batmobile's engine developed excessive growth on the crankshaft, this required careful removal so Westy contacted the mechanically minded Johnson who arrived with Big Will Minson and Dwayne Leverock together they repaired Westy's crankshaft by grabbing hold of the flux capacitor which propelled him back to the 14th Century which was inhabited with Trent Bartlett lookalikes. Aker's hammy is merely a figment of Marty McFly's brother's mother-in-law's dog's highly fertile imagination.
Winter was approaching bringing with it Al Gore's underpants stained and stenching of Bush's sweet smelling weapons of mass destruction found under the bed by Aker when he went looking for Ben Cousin's ghetto blaster.
Murphy challenged Gilbee to a game where you can't lose regardless of how mentally challenged and unlucky you look with three nipples and four horns.
Meanwhile, celebrations continued for a month because Cross had found his teddy bear which Demetriou mistook for a piece of Eddie McGuire's right nostril hair but Aker and Eade conducted DNA testing with surprising results. Eddie is actually Rocket's identical twin who was given a bucket & spade to dig up worms and crabs and Peter Rohde's coaching highlights video which was buried under Rawlings' dunny and covered with an awful substance that can turn anyone's stomach into a purple Sherrin, AFL approved and endorsed by aliens from planet Richo where dummyspits are usually the only method of extracting the truth from talking jellyfish who usually talk a very strange language.
Time was approaching very rapidly for Andy Demetriou and Darcy was arguing so they gave him an Original Rembrandt painting which was awful and hanging up on a lop-sided wall. Luke was annoyed because Rocket said he needed to forget about his Rembrandt painting, so strauchanie decided to ask Sam Lane to ring Darcy and invite him to sample her great cooking skills in bed with some Dom Perignon and half a dozen stubbies.
Meanwhile, Harris joined Al-Qaeda to fight the AFL Overseas Federation for they were selling second-hand Collingwood knitted beanies with number 59 to Strauchnie's grandma who lived in Moscow where she ate 20 spring rolls made by Jennifer Hawkins and then said hello.
Brad Johnson discovered a red corvette abandoned in in Strachnies driveway, it was driven by three purple people-eaters wearing genuine polyester boxer shorts with a picture of Aker on the roof.
My friend Eddie said “let's trust the mob to find both Buckley's undies and Eddie's nose” so they asked Will Minson if he would start investigations into Harris's Al-Qaeda links and revealed Alexander Downer's conspiracy plan to kidnap Aker and hand him over to Jonathan Brown and North Koreans missile site plans, this caused uproar and Howard sacked his gardener and Gary Coleman's brother which resulted in a mass exodus from Rocket's caravan.
Johnson's smile faded he couldn't believe Dogs had won a premiership with a wooden spoon going to the Tigers. This means that we all drink vodka supplied by Doug Hawkins.
Hargrave’s pet orangutang was causing mischief it chased Gilbee, dacked Boydy, tackled West and terrorised Osama bin Laden the Richmond supporter. Meanwhile, Aker found Leigh's old footy, and teeth which when worn gave a very big bite on Aker's posterior.
Last night Demetriou was seen lighting a fire at Eddie's mansion to sacrifice North America to a Gold Coast developer. However this developer was really a Prime Minister of a country somewhere in Europe, it surprised everyone. Meanwhile Lance Franklin killed the game when a plane crashed near Clarko's house. Only to reappear as the ghost of Christmas past when Rocket celebrated with champagne and then Mr. Bojangles jumped so high that his pants split.
Meanwhile, Eagleton had jelly and ice-cream for breakfast with Rocky Balboa and John Howard they drank raw eggs served by Andrew Dimmatina. Smosh are little green balls eaten with blue goggles that need regular cleaning because Peter Rhode once asked Douggie, can you help me?
Meanwhile, back in Saudi Arabia, Richo said to Mal "How about this for pushing", as he touched the sand dune behind Demetriou’s palace where huge amounts of of chicken manure was dumped by angry Tiger fans because they are Tigers. Murphy lost Cooney's favorite pair of coconuts which were given to him by scottyd, diggitydogs and Cooney's Nanna.
Rocket announced at training that Street's new nickname was 'Road', named because he came from horsham. Melbourne had won their first game but Eade was annoyed because Demetriou confessed that the umpires were drunk, so couldn't Eade just yell "you lousy rotten tomato”.
Aker is getting ready for his next big game against Carlton where Jesaulenko returns to be the coach of the beer baron Elliott's team. “How'd I go?”, Aker asked Rocket, “You’re getting there” replied Eade and we can't have a shower because water restrictions have reached a critical state because someone namely, Peter Street drank all the holy water supplied by Kenny's Splashdown. Street fell ill so he took himself to hospital where Doc Larkins was waiting patiently talking about himself when suddenly Darcy called Lleyton Hewitt and asked him "Why are you looking at my big ugly photo." Lleyton was shocked that Rhode had brought a date that was so much like Vanstone. Lleyton told Amanda that Rhode secretly had a fetish for clown wigs.
Griffen's chess moves were legendary because knew how to catch him out, so Minson hypnotised a chook into thinking that Goldspink could see through people's clothing.
Caro wrote again about Brereton's facelift that cost Kennett his life savings that he kept hidden under Cooney's bed. Cooney spent all of Kennett's money, rocket Eade called up Kennett to ask if he would be willing to donate Adam Cooney's left buttock, tattooed by applying lipstick with an image of Paris Hilton and Simon Minton-Connell.
Spiderman visited Smorgan during the night and stole his imitation Mokbel wig that he wore during his escape from Alcatraz. Smogan was distraught because that wig was won in a chook raffle run by Demetriou and Eddie McGuire.
Dougie found Spiderman's favourite pair of white gumboots and sold them to Osama Bin Laden, who wore them despite admitting to George Bush that he was attracted to Amanda Vanstone. Unfortunately, Amanda's not hot, Downer said whilst eating a Big Mac and drinking two chocolate thick shakes and dancing the macarana with Ronald MacDonald.
Meanwhile, it was a tense situation a tense situation between Butterss and his big toe when in walked his good friend Grant.... Chris Grant. Chris shouted... "Thomas the tank engine!" everyone laughed because it reminded them of the Richmond waterboy, whose father boasted of extreme addiction to a need for ice-cream and freddo frogs.
Meanwhile, back in BrisVegas Aker celebrated in grand style buying rounds of coloured hair dye and performing his incredibly exciting pirouette which involved extreme stretching of his well toned legs back and around his neck until Higgins slotted one from the pocket.
Eade jumped from the roof when Matthews inserted his middle toe right between the fleshy part of Rocket's chicken sub, causing instant spontaneous combustion of Bert Newton's wig. This caused great rejoicing amongst the people who were eating hot dogs and drinking icy cold beers. Surprisingly coon dog Cooney didn’t realise that the wheels had been removed by Rocket because of jealousy.
Aker, Gilbee & Johnno danced along Swanston Street with the overwhelming urge to take off their masks and reveal how the surgery turned them from Austin Power lookalikes into Jennifer Hawkins Elle McPherson and Kaye Nisbett.
Unfortunately, Aker was abducted by the FBI and imprisoned on false evidence. He was defended by bush lawyer Minson who arrived at high noon wielding Crocodile Dundee's knife menacingly. Aker stared at prosecutor, Demetriou otherwise known as Vlad the unwashed human kebab. Judge Judy threw Demetriou some soap, deodorant and a tomato.
Griffen's European vacation included Bruges where he was famous for eating large Belgium chocolates. He visited the pope in Rome, then drove his new ferrari to Spain where he met the winner of Miss Universe, Jennifer Hawkins, he asked for her hand in marriage, but sadly, Cameron Ling was her fiancee.
Minson's new BMW turned heads because of the fully charged, battery operated V8 engine which ran on orange juice, this caused Higgins to laugh hysterically. Meanwhile in Darwin, Aker went into a suspiciously looking building owned by Hugh Hefner. Aker left with a bikini clad crocodile with a Gucci handbag and human skin purse.
Rocket, last seen with Tarrant at Darwin's casino was winning in Roulette until Connolly ran out of money so he sold his new golf clubs to Crocodile Dundee and John Worsfold for $1. Cooney however, went to ask Demetriou if he could call him a complete and utter disgrace as was approriate.
Harris suddenly ran across Whitten Oval and Aker was chasing him with a Teddy's towel that belonged to his good friend Gilbee. Lindsay Gilbee 009 was written on a tree opposite the scary looking house, where no self respecting bird would ever venture. Aker climbed up into the attic looking for an old school photo of his friend Johnno Brown, but was distracted by Darcy dancing with a mannequin. Grant found the spectacle so horrifying he threw up and ran screaming towards the Werribee River but ended up in Willie Wonka's high school video.
Osama was seen doing weights at the Lexus Centre with Hillary Clinton and James Packer, Elvis couldn't come so Bill Clinton smoked "special" cigars. Meanwhile, McMahon's Audi went backwards because the gearshift was was behaving strangely, Aker tried fixing relations with Lethal by giving him a big smelly pair of old boots laced with pink and blue ribbons. Lethal was delighted and gave Aker three things owned by his kitten.
Meanwhile, back at the MCG rain ruined Cooney's perm turning it frizzy, he looked like that guy from "The Office", Gareth you know, the guy married to that girl who went out with Shane Warne. Channel 7 televised the Australian Open Badminton until Bruce said Johnson's racquet needed restringing so down to Geelong he went, with Johnson's racquet.
Meanwhile, Sheedy said "the martians have arrived", suddenly Demetriou was kidnapped and whisked away blindfolded and dressed wearing nothing but a pink mankini Borat style.
Johnno's ghostly visions included a large photo of a naked Maltese sky-diver jumping out of Kylie's private jet. Then landing on the roof of Rod Butterss' extension hitting his friend in the head. The head hunter scalped none other than our John Howard. After which several vertically challenged hairdressers said they heard rumours that Aquamarinejewel had called the FBI denying she'd kidnapped Giansiracusa & Robbins. Her alibi, however was rock solid despite her amnesia.
Minson's circus act entertained the crowd with his nude backflips, the splits hurt his go'nads and his big ego but he did handstands which thrilled the audience.
Eade's new boat arrived from Antigua covered in purple and pink spots, cost him millions of Japanese Yen he won in 25 minutes playing Monopoly, with Sheedy. He sailed his Rubber Dingy over Niagara Falls where all looked doomed until Doogs dived Lloyd like to rescue Rodney by jumping over Dougie's front fence made by Fevola with large bamboo sticks. Connolly was seen taking notes from run spot run, he learnt that spot was faster when being chased but quicker when chasing Pavlich across Rottnest Island.
Farmer had something in his pocket given to him by Father Christmas, Connolly asked, "Can you Can Can coz if you can't can't, you're not kicking high to the sky where the big boys fly." Suddenly Connolly felt wet singing in the rain in his new Melbourne FC raincoat, high heels and a donut icing smeared Range Rover.
Demetriou exclaimed when he heard about Dougie's winning of the Braybrook bakeoff with his famous beer batter pancakes. Harris ate two hundred, washed down with Rocket's spray can of flavoured vitriol. (Guaranteed to send anyone listening to the toilet). The pancakes however, were coated in Demetriou's secret, sweet chilli sauce.
Telstra Dome was closed down due to maintenance to Demetriou's chair and also because the grass was blue as a result of Aker painting the Dome roof. This infuriated Collins he rang Chris Evert who said that Greg Norman choked again on his weetbix and was upset that he lost his bulldog members cap famously signed by Chris Grant and Doug Hawkins.
Across the road there was a fight which Farren started, the police arrived and arrested Eade, who protested vigorously then Aker hit the post from Matthew's laywer who supplied EPO to a bicycle rider.
Meanwhile, Harris found out that he was going to jump back on his horse and gallop up to Eddie's mansion and tell Eddie that he wants to tango with Hutchy , Caro and Lyon. This was somewhat fanciful because Hutchy doesn't dance, he has no left testicle, or right eyebrow ... lost when it was waxed by Mike Sheehan. It was done undercover of darkness and both dressed in pink tu-tu's and green ballet slippers.
The evening arrived.....
Ppl's please take note when post number 1954 comes up...this thread will close it has been a tradition of Three Word Story to close the thread to honour our 1954 Premiership.
I will start up Three Word Story - Part Four once we reach 1954 posts. Three Word Story started back in Mar 2004 - thanks to all who participated in it to date.