Three Word Story - Part Three

[Jean Claude Vas Deferens]

increase the size

[Aquamarinejewel]

of their muscles....

[Larry6]

so they could

[skooshtamart]

test new research

[Aquamarinejewel]

. Gilbee's casino visit.....

[murphy2bedabest]

won him millions...

[skooshtamart]

following minson's win

[murphy2bedabest]

on the races

[Aquamarinejewel]

they celebrated by...

[skooshtamart]

burning $100 notes

[nivek48]

and drinking one

[Aquamarinejewel]

hundred bottles of....

[nivek48]

vodka cruisers then

[Aquamarinejewel]

they bought pizza's....

[nivek48]

and ate until

[Aquamarinejewel]

dawn, Gilbee's headache....

[nivek48]

got worse when

[Aquamarinejewel]

someone started shouting...

[Clark Kent]

"Where's Lindsay Gilbee?"

[Larry6]

all round the

[Dry Rot]

Colosseum which shook

[Aquamarinejewel]

Bulldog Soap...where anything and everything can happen!!

Three Word Story Part 3 continuation.....

Fortunately, Bobby Murphy and Will Minson found oil in Dry Rot's backyard and Bruce Samazan's country retreat, this caused the Daleks much unwanted publicity on planet Zok which resulted in bloody aweful hairstyles which were exterminated by Joh-Bailey robots that were programmed to immediately destroy everything.

Meanwhile, Cross left for Botswana & the Kalahari Desert on the way he met God and Judas Brown in the nude "PSLA" cried Cross “I have come to tell everyone the tall one will be arriving bereft of pubic thoughts. Suddenly, a gust of wind swept young Crossy into the desert of 3-humped camels & 4-headed slugs.

Meanwhile, Frank Burns teamed up with Molly Meldrum and and Sherbet to beat up Tarzan with air guitars, Jane was shocked so she went and got a less effeminate partner. Donning nail polish a subdued Demetriou completed several cartwheels and landed onto swarming angry Swans supporters, mayhem erupted ripping him apart at the seams until Kerry Packer & his ghostly appearance formed Channel 9's upside down society. Amazingly, Demetriou was relatively calm, although nude and eating he managed to baste a turkey quite easily. Pre-Season training had started apart from in Twoheadsville, where Eddie and his gerbil decided to have some more pie.

Meanwhile, Adam Cooney and Farren Ray continued to cavort with Ryan Griffen beneath the arches of a 16th_century McDonalds store where Kylie and Danni were strutting their singing voices, suddenly three big hairy Monobrowonian camel jockeys appeared and began to sing with great passion about the tall one, the crowd cheered and waved their blow up dolls and bulldogs scarves.

The Tijana Brass made an appearance but Herb Alpert and the Daleks were not happy, a riot erupted that Minson started at Cronulla where Dry Rot surfs every Monday morning in the nude except for a friday where he does Pilates classes with 3 french ladies whose names drew ASIO's attention because they were transvestites, each with too much mascara, a liking of homemade Mezcal tequila and rubber toys.

Sigue Sigue Sputnik wondered what the hell was happening with all the furniture from Smith's place, Brad Johnson wasn't smiling because Elmo, Bigbird and and groucho were doing their pre-seasons waxing without them. The Brazilian looked around Whitten Oval and raised his bikini line by performing mental telepathy with Kim Il-Jung.

Ingrown hairs can affect Hird's buttocks becuase Sheedy likes very short shorts , “Who likes shortshorts?” "I do!", said Peter Costello but he also liked throwing darts at Peter Russell Clarke and dancing squid which ended up in the river.

Suddenly, the Bulldogs CEO announced a new venue for Smith's poodle shaving business. The new location, Sao Paulo, Brazil was chosen because one plus one sugar-coated armadillos were considered very promising KP candidates as opposed to the mosquito fleet which resided in the mind of Mr.Somes which was particularly infant in development because little green nostril invaders took eye of newt mixing it with midori and lemonade making a "Minson" a particularly potent cocktail, banned in Tasmania, Lithuania & Cabramatta but completely legal at Aquamarinejewel's place where a party for Tibetan monks, Schapelle Corby and the Sicilian Mafia violin case manufacturers it was about to become a disaster until Rocco Jones turned things around by singing songs to sexy Davidson who played his matchwinning debut game against Collingwood.

Eddie rang Malthouse and Nathan Buckley because Sam told him a bedtime story of Collingwood's glory back in 1990, which was horrible apart from Kolyniuk's goal, it was such a stunning shock to Bush(Snr) that he dropped his pants & sprinted onto the "G" & did three cartwheels and ended up face first in a triumphant pants-down embrace with Kennett and Joan Kirner.

Minson's tennis raquet, preparing for jesus was restrung with new powerful strings made from whale eyes, bra straps and Italian leather and soaked in fresh olive oil and bird flu vaccines.

Meanwhile, Harris bombed Pearl Harbour during an altercation involving female mudwrestlers with too much attitude, Harris rang Robbins in a panic, , "Hello Big sexy Robbo, help me, I have killed Ivan Milat with my bare hands, I need help”. Robbo then rang Roger Rogerson and Peter Gordon to test conference calling with the Bulldogs' Cone of Silence this worked perfectly with Rohde's sense of humour, which was very limited due to his fast talking and tight underpants until he realised that life in Adelaide with his mum and his unemployed hairdresser wasn’t good.

Meanwhile, several big hairy ex bulldog players were watching movies with Kylie Minogue and Dame Edna Everage at the Crazyhorse. Zeno and chops chased Jeannie Little down Geelong Road on a Harley Davidson with one wheel back to front and a modified pogo stick with reverse park sensors and frilly knickers. Dry Rot was shocked because he saw Woofa and Smorgo dressed in leathers and driving a Hummer that was painted candy apple pink with purple undertones.

Cross’s modelling contract was in jeopardy after a nasty accident with Scooter involving whips & leathers fortunately, The_Doctor arrived dressed in bondage gear, ErnieSigley laughed cos’ Boyd's mum was watching closely at her little Samsung television monitor where she saw a screamer taken on Fox Footy by Tony Liberatore on top of the tall one.

Cooney, Griffen & Ray went to Morocco to buy camels breath bottled with a powerful aphrodisiac to take back home to sell to coach Eade and Brian Harris in the hope that they would increase the size of their muscles so they could test new research.

Gilbee's casino visit won him millions following Minson's win on the races, they celebrated by burning $100 notes and drinking one hundred bottles of vodka cruisers then they bought pizza's and ate until dawn. Gilbee's headache got worse when someone started shouting, "Where's Lindsay Gilbee?" all round the Colosseum which shook central Rome.

Cooney's UFO sighting.....

[Clark Kent]

and subsequent abduction

[Aquamarinejewel]

horrified Andrew Demetriou.... :eek:

[RWBFan]

who couldn't believe

[Aquamarinejewel]

what was happening....

[footscray1973]

while he sat

[Aquamarinejewel]

uncomfortably and contemplated .....

[dlanor the dog]

why his relatives

[footscray1973]

can't understand football

[murphy2bedabest]

because they are....

[Aquamarinejewel]

synchronized swimming fans.

[Clark Kent]

Underwater aerobics is

[Larry6]

definitely discouraged because

[ErnieSigley]

farting underwater is

[SorryIHammerChicken]

illegal and dangerous.

[Clark Kent]

Lycra swim suits

[nivek48]

look good on

[Clark Kent]

overweight full-forwards

[Aquamarinejewel]

commented Sam Kekovich....

[angry steve]

while he was

[nivek48]

cooking lamb on ...

[Aquamarinejewel]

ESPN's cooking show.

[Aquamarinejewel]

Bulldog Soap...where anything and everything can happen!!

Three Word Story Part 3 continuation.....

Fortunately, Bobby Murphy and Will Minson found oil in Dry Rot's backyard and Bruce Samazan's country retreat, this caused the Daleks much unwanted publicity on planet Zok which resulted in bloody aweful hairstyles which were exterminated by Joh-Bailey robots that were programmed to immediately destroy everything.

Meanwhile, Cross left for Botswana & the Kalahari Desert on the way he met God and Judas Brown in the nude "PSLA" cried Cross “I have come to tell everyone the tall one will be arriving bereft of pubic thoughts. Suddenly, a gust of wind swept young Crossy into the desert of 3-humped camels & 4-headed slugs.

Meanwhile, Frank Burns teamed up with Molly Meldrum and and Sherbet to beat up Tarzan with air guitars, Jane was shocked so she went and got a less effeminate partner. Donning nail polish a subdued Demetriou completed several cartwheels and landed onto swarming angry Swans supporters, mayhem erupted ripping him apart at the seams until Kerry Packer & his ghostly appearance formed Channel 9's upside down society. Amazingly, Demetriou was relatively calm, although nude and eating he managed to baste a turkey quite easily. Pre-Season training had started apart from in Twoheadsville, where Eddie and his gerbil decided to have some more pie.

Meanwhile, Adam Cooney and Farren Ray continued to cavort with Ryan Griffen beneath the arches of a 16th_century McDonalds store where Kylie and Danni were strutting their singing voices, suddenly three big hairy Monobrowonian camel jockeys appeared and began to sing with great passion about the tall one, the crowd cheered and waved their blow up dolls and bulldogs scarves.

The Tijana Brass made an appearance but Herb Alpert and the Daleks were not happy, a riot erupted that Minson started at Cronulla where Dry Rot surfs every Monday morning in the nude except for a friday where he does Pilates classes with 3 french ladies whose names drew ASIO's attention because they were transvestites, each with too much mascara, a liking of homemade Mezcal tequila and rubber toys.

Sigue Sigue Sputnik wondered what the hell was happening with all the furniture from Smith's place, Brad Johnson wasn't smiling because Elmo, Bigbird and and groucho were doing their pre-seasons waxing without them. The Brazilian looked around Whitten Oval and raised his bikini line by performing mental telepathy with Kim Il-Jung.

Ingrown hairs can affect Hird's buttocks becuase Sheedy likes very short shorts , “Who likes shortshorts?” "I do!", said Peter Costello but he also liked throwing darts at Peter Russell Clarke and dancing squid which ended up in the river.

Suddenly, the Bulldogs CEO announced a new venue for Smith's poodle shaving business. The new location, Sao Paulo, Brazil was chosen because one plus one sugar-coated armadillos were considered very promising KP candidates as opposed to the mosquito fleet which resided in the mind of Mr.Somes which was particularly infant in development because little green nostril invaders took eye of newt mixing it with midori and lemonade making a "Minson" a particularly potent cocktail, banned in Tasmania, Lithuania & Cabramatta but completely legal at Aquamarinejewel's place where a party for Tibetan monks, Schapelle Corby and the Sicilian Mafia violin case manufacturers it was about to become a disaster until Rocco Jones turned things around by singing songs to sexy Davidson who played his matchwinning debut game against Collingwood.

Eddie rang Malthouse and Nathan Buckley because Sam told him a bedtime story of Collingwood's glory back in 1990, which was horrible apart from Kolyniuk's goal, it was such a stunning shock to Bush(Snr) that he dropped his pants & sprinted onto the "G" & did three cartwheels and ended up face first in a triumphant pants-down embrace with Kennett and Joan Kirner.

Minson's tennis raquet, preparing for jesus was restrung with new powerful strings made from whale eyes, bra straps and Italian leather and soaked in fresh olive oil and bird flu vaccines.

Meanwhile, Harris bombed Pearl Harbour during an altercation involving female mudwrestlers with too much attitude, Harris rang Robbins in a panic, , "Hello Big sexy Robbo, help me, I have killed Ivan Milat with my bare hands, I need help”. Robbo then rang Roger Rogerson and Peter Gordon to test conference calling with the Bulldogs' Cone of Silence this worked perfectly with Rohde's sense of humour, which was very limited due to his fast talking and tight underpants until he realised that life in Adelaide with his mum and his unemployed hairdresser wasn’t good.

Meanwhile, several big hairy ex bulldog players were watching movies with Kylie Minogue and Dame Edna Everage at the Crazyhorse. Zeno and chops chased Jeannie Little down Geelong Road on a Harley Davidson with one wheel back to front and a modified pogo stick with reverse park sensors and frilly knickers. Dry Rot was shocked because he saw Woofa and Smorgo dressed in leathers and driving a Hummer that was painted candy apple pink with purple undertones.

Cross’s modelling contract was in jeopardy after a nasty accident with Scooter involving whips & leathers fortunately, The_Doctor arrived dressed in bondage gear, ErnieSigley laughed cos’ Boyd's mum was watching closely at her little Samsung television monitor where she saw a screamer taken on Fox Footy by Tony Liberatore on top of the tall one.

Cooney, Griffen & Ray went to Morocco to buy camels breath bottled with a powerful aphrodisiac to take back home to sell to coach Eade and Brian Harris in the hope that they would increase the size of their muscles so they could test new research.

Gilbee's casino visit won him millions following Minson's win on the races, they celebrated by burning $100 notes and drinking one hundred bottles of vodka cruisers then they bought pizza's and ate until dawn. Gilbee's headache got worse when someone started shouting, "Where's Lindsay Gilbee?" all round the Colosseum which shook central Rome.

Cooney's UFO sighting and subsequent abduction horrified Andrew Demetriou who couldn't believe what was happening, while he sat uncomfortably and contemplated why his relatives can't understand football it’s because they are synchronized swimming fans. Underwater aerobics is definitely discouraged because farting underwater is illegal and dangerous. Lycra swim suits look good on overweight full-forwards commented Sam Kekovich while he was cooking lamb on ESPN's cooking show.

"Fire", yelled Johnno.....:eek:

[doggiesgal06]

as the flames

[Aquamarinejewel]

engulfed his house...

[nivek48]

while Gilbey rescued

[Aquamarinejewel]

Rohan Smith who....

[nivek48]

was climbing out

[Aquamarinejewel]

through the chimney....

[The Doctor]

with Rolf Harris

[skooshtamart]

wobble boarding with

[ErnieSigley]

an extra leg

[The Doctor]

singing

"Tie me...

[skooshtamart]

Kangaroo down sport"

[Aquamarinejewel]

as they fell....

[murphy2bedabest]

after drinking goonjuice:rolleyes:

[Aquamarinejewel]

The ambulance arrived...

[murphy2bedabest]

out poped hawkins:eek:

[Aquamarinejewel]

carrying a stethoscope...

[Dry Rot]

and a chainsaw

[Aquamarinejewel]

and heading towards....

[nivek48]

Smith who said ...

[ErnieSigley]

"Cut the leg

[Jean Claude Vas Deferens]

but save the

[nivek48]

wobble board and

[Jean Claude Vas Deferens]

kangaroo manacles. Dougie

[nivek48]

started the chainsaw

[Aquamarinejewel]

and got electrocuted...

[nivek48]

so Rolf tried

[ErnieSigley]

painting the queen

[nivek48]

then gilbey went

[Aquamarinejewel]

and resuscitated him.

[Aquamarinejewel]

Bulldog Soap...where anything and everything can happen!!

Three Word Story Part 3 continuation.....

Fortunately, Bobby Murphy and Will Minson found oil in Dry Rot's backyard and Bruce Samazan's country retreat, this caused the Daleks much unwanted publicity on planet Zok which resulted in bloody aweful hairstyles which were exterminated by Joh-Bailey robots that were programmed to immediately destroy everything.

Meanwhile, Cross left for Botswana & the Kalahari Desert on the way he met God and Judas Brown in the nude "PSLA" cried Cross “I have come to tell everyone the tall one will be arriving bereft of pubic thoughts. Suddenly, a gust of wind swept young Crossy into the desert of 3-humped camels & 4-headed slugs.

Meanwhile, Frank Burns teamed up with Molly Meldrum and and Sherbet to beat up Tarzan with air guitars, Jane was shocked so she went and got a less effeminate partner. Donning nail polish a subdued Demetriou completed several cartwheels and landed onto swarming angry Swans supporters, mayhem erupted ripping him apart at the seams until Kerry Packer & his ghostly appearance formed Channel 9's upside down society. Amazingly, Demetriou was relatively calm, although nude and eating he managed to baste a turkey quite easily. Pre-Season training had started apart from in Twoheadsville, where Eddie and his gerbil decided to have some more pie.

Meanwhile, Adam Cooney and Farren Ray continued to cavort with Ryan Griffen beneath the arches of a 16th_century McDonalds store where Kylie and Danni were strutting their singing voices, suddenly three big hairy Monobrowonian camel jockeys appeared and began to sing with great passion about the tall one, the crowd cheered and waved their blow up dolls and bulldogs scarves.

The Tijana Brass made an appearance but Herb Alpert and the Daleks were not happy, a riot erupted that Minson started at Cronulla where Dry Rot surfs every Monday morning in the nude except for a friday where he does Pilates classes with 3 french ladies whose names drew ASIO's attention because they were transvestites, each with too much mascara, a liking of homemade Mezcal tequila and rubber toys.

Sigue Sigue Sputnik wondered what the hell was happening with all the furniture from Smith's place, Brad Johnson wasn't smiling because Elmo, Bigbird and and groucho were doing their pre-seasons waxing without them. The Brazilian looked around Whitten Oval and raised his bikini line by performing mental telepathy with Kim Il-Jung.

Ingrown hairs can affect Hird's buttocks becuase Sheedy likes very short shorts , “Who likes shortshorts?” "I do!", said Peter Costello but he also liked throwing darts at Peter Russell Clarke and dancing squid which ended up in the river.

Suddenly, the Bulldogs CEO announced a new venue for Smith's poodle shaving business. The new location, Sao Paulo, Brazil was chosen because one plus one sugar-coated armadillos were considered very promising KP candidates as opposed to the mosquito fleet which resided in the mind of Mr.Somes which was particularly infant in development because little green nostril invaders took eye of newt mixing it with midori and lemonade making a "Minson" a particularly potent cocktail, banned in Tasmania, Lithuania & Cabramatta but completely legal at Aquamarinejewel's place where a party for Tibetan monks, Schapelle Corby and the Sicilian Mafia violin case manufacturers it was about to become a disaster until Rocco Jones turned things around by singing songs to sexy Davidson who played his matchwinning debut game against Collingwood.

Eddie rang Malthouse and Nathan Buckley because Sam told him a bedtime story of Collingwood's glory back in 1990, which was horrible apart from Kolyniuk's goal, it was such a stunning shock to Bush(Snr) that he dropped his pants & sprinted onto the "G" & did three cartwheels and ended up face first in a triumphant pants-down embrace with Kennett and Joan Kirner.

Minson's tennis raquet, preparing for jesus was restrung with new powerful strings made from whale eyes, bra straps and Italian leather and soaked in fresh olive oil and bird flu vaccines.

Meanwhile, Harris bombed Pearl Harbour during an altercation involving female mudwrestlers with too much attitude, Harris rang Robbins in a panic, , "Hello Big sexy Robbo, help me, I have killed Ivan Milat with my bare hands, I need help”. Robbo then rang Roger Rogerson and Peter Gordon to test conference calling with the Bulldogs' Cone of Silence this worked perfectly with Rohde's sense of humour, which was very limited due to his fast talking and tight underpants until he realised that life in Adelaide with his mum and his unemployed hairdresser wasn’t good.

Meanwhile, several big hairy ex bulldog players were watching movies with Kylie Minogue and Dame Edna Everage at the Crazyhorse. Zeno and chops chased Jeannie Little down Geelong Road on a Harley Davidson with one wheel back to front and a modified pogo stick with reverse park sensors and frilly knickers. Dry Rot was shocked because he saw Woofa and Smorgo dressed in leathers and driving a Hummer that was painted candy apple pink with purple undertones.

Cross’s modelling contract was in jeopardy after a nasty accident with Scooter involving whips & leathers fortunately, The_Doctor arrived dressed in bondage gear, ErnieSigley laughed cos’ Boyd's mum was watching closely at her little Samsung television monitor where she saw a screamer taken on Fox Footy by Tony Liberatore on top of the tall one.

Cooney, Griffen & Ray went to Morocco to buy camels breath bottled with a powerful aphrodisiac to take back home to sell to coach Eade and Brian Harris in the hope that they would increase the size of their muscles so they could test new research.

Gilbee's casino visit won him millions following Minson's win on the races, they celebrated by burning $100 notes and drinking one hundred bottles of vodka cruisers then they bought pizza's and ate until dawn. Gilbee's headache got worse when someone started shouting, "Where's Lindsay Gilbee?" all round the Colosseum which shook central Rome.

Cooney's UFO sighting and subsequent abduction horrified Andrew Demetriou who couldn't believe what was happening, while he sat uncomfortably and contemplated why his relatives can't understand football it’s because they are synchronized swimming fans. Underwater aerobics is definitely discouraged because farting underwater is illegal and dangerous. Lycra swim suits look good on overweight full-forwards commented Sam Kekovich while he was cooking lamb on ESPN's cooking show.

"Fire", yelled Johnno as the flames engulfed his house while Gilbee rescued Rohan Smith who was climbing out through the chimney with Rolf Harris wobble boarding with an extra leg singing "Tie me Kangaroo down sport" as they fell after drinking goonjuice. The ambulance arrived and out popped Hawkins carrying a stethoscope and a chainsaw and heading towards Smith who said "Cut the leg but save the wobble board and kangaroo manacles". Dougie started the chainsaw and got electrocuted so Rolf tried painting the queen then Gilbee went and resuscitated him.

Harris’s new Porsche….

[Dry Rot]

with machine guns

[skooshtamart]

mocked up beetle

[Aquamarinejewel]

accessories and electronic....

[Jean Claude Vas Deferens]

reverse tickler function

[Aquamarinejewel]

made Robbins jealous...

[Jean Claude Vas Deferens]

,but Mitch amorous!

[Katthawk]

(with a ) sly maltese terrier:D

[RWBFan]

who followed him

[nivek48]

until they saw

[Aquamarinejewel]

Minson's german shepherd...

[nivek48]

who bit Mitch

[Fossie 32]

at forward pocket

[Aquamarinejewel]

whilst training alongside....

[nivek48]

Eade's caravan. Cooney

[skooshtamart]

sporting a new

[nivek48]

tattoo on his

[Aquamarinejewel]

right upper arm....

[nivek48]

'i love eade'

[Aquamarinejewel]

was inscribed. Meanwhile....

[Dry Rot]

Harris reached Tehran

[Dry Rot]

disguised as a

[nivek48]

camel, when suddenly

[Clark Kent]

three wise men

[nivek48]

Cooney, Gilbee, Minson ...

[Aquamarinejewel]

arrived bearing news....

[Clark Kent]

of the Bulldogs'