Three Word Story - Part Three

[Aquamarinejewel]

new NASA recruit....

[Aquamarinejewel]

Bulldog Soap...where anything and everything can happen!!

Three Word Story - Part 3 continuation......

Fortunately, Bobby Murphy and Will Minson found oil in Dry Rot's backyard and Bruce Samazan's country retreat, this caused the Daleks much unwanted publicity on planet Zok which resulted in bloody aweful hairstyles which were exterminated by Joh-Bailey robots that were programmed to immediately destroy everything.

Meanwhile, Cross left for Botswana & the Kalahari Desert on the way he met God and Judas Brown in the nude "PSLA" cried Cross “I have come to tell everyone the tall one will be arriving bereft of pubic thoughts. Suddenly, a gust of wind swept young Crossy into the desert of 3-humped camels & 4-headed slugs.

Meanwhile, Frank Burns teamed up with Molly Meldrum and and Sherbet to beat up Tarzan with air guitars, Jane was shocked so she went and got a less effeminate partner. Donning nail polish a subdued Demetriou completed several cartwheels and landed onto swarming angry Swans supporters, mayhem erupted ripping him apart at the seams until Kerry Packer & his ghostly appearance formed Channel 9's upside down society. Amazingly, Demetriou was relatively calm, although nude and eating he managed to baste a turkey quite easily. Pre-Season training had started apart from in Twoheadsville, where Eddie and his gerbil decided to have some more pie.

Meanwhile, Adam Cooney and Farren Ray continued to cavort with Ryan Griffen beneath the arches of a 16th_century McDonalds store where Kylie and Danni were strutting their singing voices, suddenly three big hairy Monobrowonian camel jockeys appeared and began to sing with great passion about the tall one, the crowd cheered and waved their blow up dolls and bulldogs scarves.

The Tijana Brass made an appearance but Herb Alpert and the Daleks were not happy, a riot erupted that Minson started at Cronulla where Dry Rot surfs every Monday morning in the nude except for a friday where he does Pilates classes with 3 french ladies whose names drew ASIO's attention because they were transvestites, each with too much mascara, a liking of homemade Mezcal tequila and rubber toys.

Sigue Sigue Sputnik wondered what the hell was happening with all the furniture from Smith's place, Brad Johnson wasn't smiling because Elmo, Bigbird and and groucho were doing their pre-seasons waxing without them. The Brazilian looked around Whitten Oval and raised his bikini line by performing mental telepathy with Kim Il-Jung.

Ingrown hairs can affect Hird's buttocks becuase Sheedy likes very short shorts , “Who likes shortshorts?” "I do!", said Peter Costello but he also liked throwing darts at Peter Russell Clarke and dancing squid which ended up in the river.

Suddenly, the Bulldogs CEO announced a new venue for Smith's poodle shaving business. The new location, Sao Paulo, Brazil was chosen because one plus one sugar-coated armadillos were considered very promising KP candidates as opposed to the mosquito fleet which resided in the mind of Mr.Somes which was particularly infant in development because little green nostril invaders took eye of newt mixing it with midori and lemonade making a "Minson" a particularly potent cocktail, banned in Tasmania, Lithuania & Cabramatta but completely legal at Aquamarinejewel's place where a party for Tibetan monks, Schapelle Corby and the Sicilian Mafia violin case manufacturers it was about to become a disaster until Rocco Jones turned things around by singing songs to sexy Davidson who played his matchwinning debut game against Collingwood.

Eddie rang Malthouse and Nathan Buckley because Sam told him a bedtime story of Collingwood's glory back in 1990, which was horrible apart from Kolyniuk's goal, it was such a stunning shock to Bush(Snr) that he dropped his pants & sprinted onto the "G" & did three cartwheels and ended up face first in a triumphant pants-down embrace with Kennett and Joan Kirner.

Minson's tennis raquet, preparing for jesus was restrung with new powerful strings made from whale eyes, bra straps and Italian leather and soaked in fresh olive oil and bird flu vaccines.

Meanwhile, Harris bombed Pearl Harbour during an altercation involving female mudwrestlers with too much attitude, Harris rang Robbins in a panic, , "Hello Big sexy Robbo, help me, I have killed Ivan Milat with my bare hands, I need help”. Robbo then rang Roger Rogerson and Peter Gordon to test conference calling with the Bulldogs' Cone of Silence this worked perfectly with Rohde's sense of humour, which was very limited due to his fast talking and tight underpants until he realised that life in Adelaide with his mum and his unemployed hairdresser wasn’t good.

Meanwhile, several big hairy ex bulldog players were watching movies with Kylie Minogue and Dame Edna Everage at the Crazyhorse. Zeno and chops chased Jeannie Little down Geelong Road on a Harley Davidson with one wheel back to front and a modified pogo stick with reverse park sensors and frilly knickers. Dry Rot was shocked because he saw Woofa and Smorgo dressed in leathers and driving a Hummer that was painted candy apple pink with purple undertones.

Cross’s modelling contract was in jeopardy after a nasty accident with Scooter involving whips & leathers fortunately, The_Doctor arrived dressed in bondage gear, ErnieSigley laughed cos’ Boyd's mum was watching closely at her little Samsung television monitor where she saw a screamer taken on Fox Footy by Tony Liberatore on top of the tall one.

Cooney, Griffen & Ray went to Morocco to buy camels breath bottled with a powerful aphrodisiac to take back home to sell to coach Eade and Brian Harris in the hope that they would increase the size of their muscles so they could test new research.

Gilbee's casino visit won him millions following Minson's win on the races, they celebrated by burning $100 notes and drinking one hundred bottles of vodka cruisers then they bought pizza's and ate until dawn. Gilbee's headache got worse when someone started shouting, "Where's Lindsay Gilbee?" all round the Colosseum which shook central Rome.

Cooney's UFO sighting and subsequent abduction horrified Andrew Demetriou who couldn't believe what was happening, while he sat uncomfortably and contemplated why his relatives can't understand football it’s because they are synchronized swimming fans. Underwater aerobics is definitely discouraged because farting underwater is illegal and dangerous. Lycra swim suits look good on overweight full-forwards commented Sam Kekovich while he was cooking lamb on ESPN's cooking show.

"Fire", yelled Johnno as the flames engulfed his house while Gilbee rescued Rohan Smith who was climbing out through the chimney with Rolf Harris wobble boarding with an extra leg singing "Tie me Kangaroo down sport" as they fell after drinking goonjuice. The ambulance arrived and out popped Hawkins carrying a stethoscope and a chainsaw and heading towards Smith who said "Cut the leg but save the wobble board and kangaroo manacles". Dougie started the chainsaw and got electrocuted so Rolf tried painting the queen then Gilbee went and resuscitated him.

Harris’s new Porsche with machine guns, mocked up beetle accessories and electronic reverse tickler function made Robbins jealous, but Mitch amorous with a sly maltese terrier who followed him until they saw Minson's german shepherd who bit Mitch at forward pocket whilst training alongside Eade's caravan. Cooney sporting a new tattoo on his right upper arm, 'I love Eade' was inscribed.

Harris reached Tehran disguised as a camel, when suddenly three wise men Cooney, Gilbee, Minson arrived bearing news of the Bulldogs' new NASA recruit who had recently...

[Dry Rot]

found Harold Holt

[nivek48]

in Eade's caravan

[Clark Kent]

looking for evidence

[nivek48]

that Demetriou was

[Jean Claude Vas Deferens]

TISM's lead guitarist.

[ErnieSigley]

AWB kick-backs were

[Aquamarinejewel]

of magnitude importance...

[nivek48]

Holt said to

[ErnieSigley]

Ron Hitler-Barassi

[nivek48]

and Mr Downer

[Aquamarinejewel]

. Back at Whitten_Oval....

[Dry Rot]

Rose found oil

[nivek48]

so Dougie and

[Aquamarinejewel]

Kelvin Templeton rang...

[Max469]

to find out

[nivek48]

where to drill

[Aquamarinejewel]

and hire equipment....

[Clark Kent]

from the ABC's

[nivek48]

B1 and B2

[Aquamarinejewel]

workshop. Major celebrations....

[nivek48]

continued in Tehran

[Clark Kent]

where Doug Mulray

[Aquamarinejewel]

and Billy Brownless....

[Polly Purser]

not forgetting Sting

[footscray1973]

and follically challenged

[Clark Kent]

coach Rodney Eade

[Aquamarinejewel]

started drinking heavily..... :eek:

[nivek48]

and dancing in

[footscray1973]

Peter Street masks

[nivek48]

until Rolf said

[Larry6]

tie me kangaroo

[nivek48]

down sport. Dougie

[Aquamarinejewel]

Bulldog Soap...where anything and everything can happen!!

Three Word Story - Part 3 continuation......

Fortunately, Bobby Murphy and Will Minson found oil in Dry Rot's backyard and Bruce Samazan's country retreat, this caused the Daleks much unwanted publicity on planet Zok which resulted in bloody aweful hairstyles which were exterminated by Joh-Bailey robots that were programmed to immediately destroy everything.

Meanwhile, Cross left for Botswana & the Kalahari Desert on the way he met God and Judas Brown in the nude "PSLA" cried Cross “I have come to tell everyone the tall one will be arriving bereft of pubic thoughts. Suddenly, a gust of wind swept young Crossy into the desert of 3-humped camels & 4-headed slugs.

Meanwhile, Frank Burns teamed up with Molly Meldrum and and Sherbet to beat up Tarzan with air guitars, Jane was shocked so she went and got a less effeminate partner. Donning nail polish a subdued Demetriou completed several cartwheels and landed onto swarming angry Swans supporters, mayhem erupted ripping him apart at the seams until Kerry Packer & his ghostly appearance formed Channel 9's upside down society. Amazingly, Demetriou was relatively calm, although nude and eating he managed to baste a turkey quite easily. Pre-Season training had started apart from in Twoheadsville, where Eddie and his gerbil decided to have some more pie.

Meanwhile, Adam Cooney and Farren Ray continued to cavort with Ryan Griffen beneath the arches of a 16th_century McDonalds store where Kylie and Danni were strutting their singing voices, suddenly three big hairy Monobrowonian camel jockeys appeared and began to sing with great passion about the tall one, the crowd cheered and waved their blow up dolls and bulldogs scarves.

The Tijana Brass made an appearance but Herb Alpert and the Daleks were not happy, a riot erupted that Minson started at Cronulla where Dry Rot surfs every Monday morning in the nude except for a friday where he does Pilates classes with 3 french ladies whose names drew ASIO's attention because they were transvestites, each with too much mascara, a liking of homemade Mezcal tequila and rubber toys.

Sigue Sigue Sputnik wondered what the hell was happening with all the furniture from Smith's place, Brad Johnson wasn't smiling because Elmo, Bigbird and and groucho were doing their pre-seasons waxing without them. The Brazilian looked around Whitten Oval and raised his bikini line by performing mental telepathy with Kim Il-Jung.

Ingrown hairs can affect Hird's buttocks becuase Sheedy likes very short shorts , “Who likes shortshorts?” "I do!", said Peter Costello but he also liked throwing darts at Peter Russell Clarke and dancing squid which ended up in the river.

Suddenly, the Bulldogs CEO announced a new venue for Smith's poodle shaving business. The new location, Sao Paulo, Brazil was chosen because one plus one sugar-coated armadillos were considered very promising KP candidates as opposed to the mosquito fleet which resided in the mind of Mr.Somes which was particularly infant in development because little green nostril invaders took eye of newt mixing it with midori and lemonade making a "Minson" a particularly potent cocktail, banned in Tasmania, Lithuania & Cabramatta but completely legal at Aquamarinejewel's place where a party for Tibetan monks, Schapelle Corby and the Sicilian Mafia violin case manufacturers it was about to become a disaster until Rocco Jones turned things around by singing songs to sexy Davidson who played his matchwinning debut game against Collingwood.

Eddie rang Malthouse and Nathan Buckley because Sam told him a bedtime story of Collingwood's glory back in 1990, which was horrible apart from Kolyniuk's goal, it was such a stunning shock to Bush(Snr) that he dropped his pants & sprinted onto the "G" & did three cartwheels and ended up face first in a triumphant pants-down embrace with Kennett and Joan Kirner.

Minson's tennis raquet, preparing for jesus was restrung with new powerful strings made from whale eyes, bra straps and Italian leather and soaked in fresh olive oil and bird flu vaccines.

Meanwhile, Harris bombed Pearl Harbour during an altercation involving female mudwrestlers with too much attitude, Harris rang Robbins in a panic, , "Hello Big sexy Robbo, help me, I have killed Ivan Milat with my bare hands, I need help”. Robbo then rang Roger Rogerson and Peter Gordon to test conference calling with the Bulldogs' Cone of Silence this worked perfectly with Rohde's sense of humour, which was very limited due to his fast talking and tight underpants until he realised that life in Adelaide with his mum and his unemployed hairdresser wasn’t good.

Meanwhile, several big hairy ex bulldog players were watching movies with Kylie Minogue and Dame Edna Everage at the Crazyhorse. Zeno and chops chased Jeannie Little down Geelong Road on a Harley Davidson with one wheel back to front and a modified pogo stick with reverse park sensors and frilly knickers. Dry Rot was shocked because he saw Woofa and Smorgo dressed in leathers and driving a Hummer that was painted candy apple pink with purple undertones.

Cross’s modelling contract was in jeopardy after a nasty accident with Scooter involving whips & leathers fortunately, The_Doctor arrived dressed in bondage gear, ErnieSigley laughed cos’ Boyd's mum was watching closely at her little Samsung television monitor where she saw a screamer taken on Fox Footy by Tony Liberatore on top of the tall one.

Cooney, Griffen & Ray went to Morocco to buy camels breath bottled with a powerful aphrodisiac to take back home to sell to coach Eade and Brian Harris in the hope that they would increase the size of their muscles so they could test new research.

Gilbee's casino visit won him millions following Minson's win on the races, they celebrated by burning $100 notes and drinking one hundred bottles of vodka cruisers then they bought pizza's and ate until dawn. Gilbee's headache got worse when someone started shouting, "Where's Lindsay Gilbee?" all round the Colosseum which shook central Rome.

Cooney's UFO sighting and subsequent abduction horrified Andrew Demetriou who couldn't believe what was happening, while he sat uncomfortably and contemplated why his relatives can't understand football it’s because they are synchronized swimming fans. Underwater aerobics is definitely discouraged because farting underwater is illegal and dangerous. Lycra swim suits look good on overweight full-forwards commented Sam Kekovich while he was cooking lamb on ESPN's cooking show.

"Fire", yelled Johnno as the flames engulfed his house while Gilbee rescued Rohan Smith who was climbing out through the chimney with Rolf Harris wobble boarding with an extra leg singing "Tie me Kangaroo down sport" as they fell after drinking goonjuice. The ambulance arrived and out popped Hawkins carrying a stethoscope and a chainsaw and heading towards Smith who said "Cut the leg but save the wobble board and kangaroo manacles". Dougie started the chainsaw and got electrocuted so Rolf tried painting the queen then Gilbee went and resuscitated him.

Harris’s new Porsche with machine guns, mocked up beetle accessories and electronic reverse tickler function made Robbins jealous, but Mitch amorous with a sly maltese terrier who followed him until they saw Minson's german shepherd who bit Mitch at forward pocket whilst training alongside Eade's caravan. Cooney sporting a new tattoo on his right upper arm, 'I love Eade' was inscribed.

Harris reached Tehran disguised as a camel, when suddenly three wise men Cooney, Gilbee, Minson arrived bearing news of the Bulldogs' new NASA recruit who had recently found Harold Holt in Eade's caravan looking for evidence that Demetriou was TISM's lead guitarist.

"AWB kick-backs were of magnitude importance", Holt said to Ron Hitler-Barassi and Mr Downer. Back at Whitten Oval, Rose found oil so Dougie and Kelvin Templeton rang to find out where to drill and hire equipment from the ABC's B1 and B2’s workshop.

Major celebrations continued in Tehran where Doug Mulray and Billy Brownless not forgetting Sting and follically challenged coach Rodney Eade started drinking heavily and dancing in Peter Street masks until Rolf said “Tie me kangaroo down sport” Dougie laughed.

McMahon’s accountancy skills…

[nivek48]

helped salary cap

[Aquamarinejewel]

figures because he.....

[ErnieSigley]

practiced creative accounting

[nivek48]

money laundering and

[ErnieSigley]

voodoo economics to

[nivek48]

pay Eade his

[Aquamarinejewel]

much deserved wage.

[Dry Rot]

Tehran's footy club

[Aquamarinejewel]

was well known....

[skooshtamart]

for its sandy

[nivek48]

Roberts picture hanging

[dogupya]

with Dr Zimmerman

[nivek48]

who once sponsored

[Aquamarinejewel]

Tehran's archery team &

[Jean Claude Vas Deferens]

& Robert Groenewagon Airlines.

[Aquamarinejewel]

Johnson, Grant & Smith.....

[skooshtamart]

also known as

[murphy2bedabest]

the three stooges

[Aquamarinejewel]

planned a trap....

[Clark Kent]

-door free-fall

[murphy2bedabest]

for rodney eade

[nivek48]

but Cooney intervened

[SonOfScray]

taking cheap shots

[Aquamarinejewel]

Bulldog Soap...where anything and everything can happen!!

Three Word Story - Part 3 continuation......

Fortunately, Bobby Murphy and Will Minson found oil in Dry Rot's backyard and Bruce Samazan's country retreat, this caused the Daleks much unwanted publicity on planet Zok which resulted in bloody aweful hairstyles which were exterminated by Joh-Bailey robots that were programmed to immediately destroy everything.

Meanwhile, Cross left for Botswana & the Kalahari Desert on the way he met God and Judas Brown in the nude "PSLA" cried Cross “I have come to tell everyone the tall one will be arriving bereft of pubic thoughts. Suddenly, a gust of wind swept young Crossy into the desert of 3-humped camels & 4-headed slugs.

Meanwhile, Frank Burns teamed up with Molly Meldrum and and Sherbet to beat up Tarzan with air guitars, Jane was shocked so she went and got a less effeminate partner. Donning nail polish a subdued Demetriou completed several cartwheels and landed onto swarming angry Swans supporters, mayhem erupted ripping him apart at the seams until Kerry Packer & his ghostly appearance formed Channel 9's upside down society. Amazingly, Demetriou was relatively calm, although nude and eating he managed to baste a turkey quite easily. Pre-Season training had started apart from in Twoheadsville, where Eddie and his gerbil decided to have some more pie.

Meanwhile, Adam Cooney and Farren Ray continued to cavort with Ryan Griffen beneath the arches of a 16th_century McDonalds store where Kylie and Danni were strutting their singing voices, suddenly three big hairy Monobrowonian camel jockeys appeared and began to sing with great passion about the tall one, the crowd cheered and waved their blow up dolls and bulldogs scarves.

The Tijana Brass made an appearance but Herb Alpert and the Daleks were not happy, a riot erupted that Minson started at Cronulla where Dry Rot surfs every Monday morning in the nude except for a friday where he does Pilates classes with 3 french ladies whose names drew ASIO's attention because they were transvestites, each with too much mascara, a liking of homemade Mezcal tequila and rubber toys.

Sigue Sigue Sputnik wondered what the hell was happening with all the furniture from Smith's place, Brad Johnson wasn't smiling because Elmo, Bigbird and and groucho were doing their pre-seasons waxing without them. The Brazilian looked around Whitten Oval and raised his bikini line by performing mental telepathy with Kim Il-Jung.

Ingrown hairs can affect Hird's buttocks becuase Sheedy likes very short shorts , “Who likes shortshorts?” "I do!", said Peter Costello but he also liked throwing darts at Peter Russell Clarke and dancing squid which ended up in the river.

Suddenly, the Bulldogs CEO announced a new venue for Smith's poodle shaving business. The new location, Sao Paulo, Brazil was chosen because one plus one sugar-coated armadillos were considered very promising KP candidates as opposed to the mosquito fleet which resided in the mind of Mr.Somes which was particularly infant in development because little green nostril invaders took eye of newt mixing it with midori and lemonade making a "Minson" a particularly potent cocktail, banned in Tasmania, Lithuania & Cabramatta but completely legal at Aquamarinejewel's place where a party for Tibetan monks, Schapelle Corby and the Sicilian Mafia violin case manufacturers it was about to become a disaster until Rocco Jones turned things around by singing songs to sexy Davidson who played his matchwinning debut game against Collingwood.

Eddie rang Malthouse and Nathan Buckley because Sam told him a bedtime story of Collingwood's glory back in 1990, which was horrible apart from Kolyniuk's goal, it was such a stunning shock to Bush(Snr) that he dropped his pants & sprinted onto the "G" & did three cartwheels and ended up face first in a triumphant pants-down embrace with Kennett and Joan Kirner.

Minson's tennis raquet, preparing for jesus was restrung with new powerful strings made from whale eyes, bra straps and Italian leather and soaked in fresh olive oil and bird flu vaccines.

Meanwhile, Harris bombed Pearl Harbour during an altercation involving female mudwrestlers with too much attitude, Harris rang Robbins in a panic, , "Hello Big sexy Robbo, help me, I have killed Ivan Milat with my bare hands, I need help”. Robbo then rang Roger Rogerson and Peter Gordon to test conference calling with the Bulldogs' Cone of Silence this worked perfectly with Rohde's sense of humour, which was very limited due to his fast talking and tight underpants until he realised that life in Adelaide with his mum and his unemployed hairdresser wasn’t good.

Meanwhile, several big hairy ex bulldog players were watching movies with Kylie Minogue and Dame Edna Everage at the Crazyhorse. Zeno and chops chased Jeannie Little down Geelong Road on a Harley Davidson with one wheel back to front and a modified pogo stick with reverse park sensors and frilly knickers. Dry Rot was shocked because he saw Woofa and Smorgo dressed in leathers and driving a Hummer that was painted candy apple pink with purple undertones.

Cross’s modelling contract was in jeopardy after a nasty accident with Scooter involving whips & leathers fortunately, The_Doctor arrived dressed in bondage gear, ErnieSigley laughed cos’ Boyd's mum was watching closely at her little Samsung television monitor where she saw a screamer taken on Fox Footy by Tony Liberatore on top of the tall one.

Cooney, Griffen & Ray went to Morocco to buy camels breath bottled with a powerful aphrodisiac to take back home to sell to coach Eade and Brian Harris in the hope that they would increase the size of their muscles so they could test new research.

Gilbee's casino visit won him millions following Minson's win on the races, they celebrated by burning $100 notes and drinking one hundred bottles of vodka cruisers then they bought pizza's and ate until dawn. Gilbee's headache got worse when someone started shouting, "Where's Lindsay Gilbee?" all round the Colosseum which shook central Rome.

Cooney's UFO sighting and subsequent abduction horrified Andrew Demetriou who couldn't believe what was happening, while he sat uncomfortably and contemplated why his relatives can't understand football it’s because they are synchronized swimming fans. Underwater aerobics is definitely discouraged because farting underwater is illegal and dangerous. Lycra swim suits look good on overweight full-forwards commented Sam Kekovich while he was cooking lamb on ESPN's cooking show.

"Fire", yelled Johnno as the flames engulfed his house while Gilbee rescued Rohan Smith who was climbing out through the chimney with Rolf Harris wobble boarding with an extra leg singing "Tie me Kangaroo down sport" as they fell after drinking goonjuice. The ambulance arrived and out popped Hawkins carrying a stethoscope and a chainsaw and heading towards Smith who said "Cut the leg but save the wobble board and kangaroo manacles". Dougie started the chainsaw and got electrocuted so Rolf tried painting the queen then Gilbee went and resuscitated him.

Harris’s new Porsche with machine guns, mocked up beetle accessories and electronic reverse tickler function made Robbins jealous, but Mitch amorous with a sly maltese terrier who followed him until they saw Minson's german shepherd who bit Mitch at forward pocket whilst training alongside Eade's caravan. Cooney sporting a new tattoo on his right upper arm, 'I love Eade' was inscribed.

Harris reached Tehran disguised as a camel, when suddenly three wise men Cooney, Gilbee, Minson arrived bearing news of the Bulldogs' new NASA recruit who had recently found Harold Holt in Eade's caravan looking for evidence that Demetriou was TISM's lead guitarist.

"AWB kick-backs were of magnitude importance", Holt said to Ron Hitler-Barassi and Mr Downer. Back at Whitten Oval, Rose found oil so Dougie and Kelvin Templeton rang to find out where to drill and hire equipment from the ABC's B1 and B2’s workshop.

Major celebrations continued in Tehran where Doug Mulray and Billy Brownless not forgetting Sting and follically challenged coach Rodney Eade started drinking heavily and dancing in Peter Street masks until Rolf said “Tie me kangaroo down sport” Dougie laughed.

McMahon’s accountancy skills helped salary cap figures because he practiced creative accounting, money laundering and voodoo economics to pay Eade his much deserved wage.

Tehran's footy club was well known for it’s Sandy Roberts’ picture hanging with Dr Zimmerman who once sponsored Tehran's archery team & Robert Groenewagon Airlines.

Johnson, Grant & Smith also known as the three stooges planned a trap door free-fall for Rodney Eade, but Cooney intervened taking cheap shots at the others. Smith got upset…..

[Larry6]

because he heard

[SonOfScray]

about a huge

[Larry6]

teddy bears picnic ;)

[Aquamarinejewel]

at Williamstown beach....

[Dry Rot]

with the Bali_9

[nivek48]

and John Howard

[Aquamarinejewel]

who also invited....

[Dry Rot]

Ivan Milat and

[nivek48]

Humphrey Bear too

[Aquamarinejewel]

who wouldn't speak.... :D

[RWBFan]

at all because

[Aquamarinejewel]

he couldn't. Meanwhile......

[nivek48]

Cooney's UFO

[doggiesgal06]

sighting made him

[nivek48]

play air guitar

[doggiesgal06]

while griffen was

[nivek48]

hiding from mad

[Aquamarinejewel]

Max, suddenly Minson......

[nivek48]

tipped another winner

[Aquamarinejewel]

at the races...

[murphy2bedabest]

....libba the jockey

[nivek48]

was drug tested

[murphy2bedabest]

with karl norman:eek:

[Aquamarinejewel]

Bulldog Soap...where anything and everything can happen!!

Three Word Story - Part 3 continuation......

Fortunately, Bobby Murphy and Will Minson found oil in Dry Rot's backyard and Bruce Samazan's country retreat, this caused the Daleks much unwanted publicity on planet Zok which resulted in bloody aweful hairstyles which were exterminated by Joh-Bailey robots that were programmed to immediately destroy everything.

Meanwhile, Cross left for Botswana & the Kalahari Desert on the way he met God and Judas Brown in the nude "PSLA" cried Cross “I have come to tell everyone the tall one will be arriving bereft of pubic thoughts. Suddenly, a gust of wind swept young Crossy into the desert of 3-humped camels & 4-headed slugs.

Meanwhile, Frank Burns teamed up with Molly Meldrum and and Sherbet to beat up Tarzan with air guitars, Jane was shocked so she went and got a less effeminate partner. Donning nail polish a subdued Demetriou completed several cartwheels and landed onto swarming angry Swans supporters, mayhem erupted ripping him apart at the seams until Kerry Packer & his ghostly appearance formed Channel 9's upside down society. Amazingly, Demetriou was relatively calm, although nude and eating he managed to baste a turkey quite easily. Pre-Season training had started apart from in Twoheadsville, where Eddie and his gerbil decided to have some more pie.

Meanwhile, Adam Cooney and Farren Ray continued to cavort with Ryan Griffen beneath the arches of a 16th_century McDonalds store where Kylie and Danni were strutting their singing voices, suddenly three big hairy Monobrowonian camel jockeys appeared and began to sing with great passion about the tall one, the crowd cheered and waved their blow up dolls and bulldogs scarves.

The Tijana Brass made an appearance but Herb Alpert and the Daleks were not happy, a riot erupted that Minson started at Cronulla where Dry Rot surfs every Monday morning in the nude except for a friday where he does Pilates classes with 3 french ladies whose names drew ASIO's attention because they were transvestites, each with too much mascara, a liking of homemade Mezcal tequila and rubber toys.

Sigue Sigue Sputnik wondered what the hell was happening with all the furniture from Smith's place, Brad Johnson wasn't smiling because Elmo, Bigbird and and groucho were doing their pre-seasons waxing without them. The Brazilian looked around Whitten Oval and raised his bikini line by performing mental telepathy with Kim Il-Jung.

Ingrown hairs can affect Hird's buttocks becuase Sheedy likes very short shorts , “Who likes shortshorts?” "I do!", said Peter Costello but he also liked throwing darts at Peter Russell Clarke and dancing squid which ended up in the river.

Suddenly, the Bulldogs CEO announced a new venue for Smith's poodle shaving business. The new location, Sao Paulo, Brazil was chosen because one plus one sugar-coated armadillos were considered very promising KP candidates as opposed to the mosquito fleet which resided in the mind of Mr.Somes which was particularly infant in development because little green nostril invaders took eye of newt mixing it with midori and lemonade making a "Minson" a particularly potent cocktail, banned in Tasmania, Lithuania & Cabramatta but completely legal at Aquamarinejewel's place where a party for Tibetan monks, Schapelle Corby and the Sicilian Mafia violin case manufacturers it was about to become a disaster until Rocco Jones turned things around by singing songs to sexy Davidson who played his matchwinning debut game against Collingwood.

Eddie rang Malthouse and Nathan Buckley because Sam told him a bedtime story of Collingwood's glory back in 1990, which was horrible apart from Kolyniuk's goal, it was such a stunning shock to Bush(Snr) that he dropped his pants & sprinted onto the "G" & did three cartwheels and ended up face first in a triumphant pants-down embrace with Kennett and Joan Kirner.

Minson's tennis raquet, preparing for jesus was restrung with new powerful strings made from whale eyes, bra straps and Italian leather and soaked in fresh olive oil and bird flu vaccines.

Meanwhile, Harris bombed Pearl Harbour during an altercation involving female mudwrestlers with too much attitude, Harris rang Robbins in a panic, , "Hello Big sexy Robbo, help me, I have killed Ivan Milat with my bare hands, I need help”. Robbo then rang Roger Rogerson and Peter Gordon to test conference calling with the Bulldogs' Cone of Silence this worked perfectly with Rohde's sense of humour, which was very limited due to his fast talking and tight underpants until he realised that life in Adelaide with his mum and his unemployed hairdresser wasn’t good.

Meanwhile, several big hairy ex bulldog players were watching movies with Kylie Minogue and Dame Edna Everage at the Crazyhorse. Zeno and chops chased Jeannie Little down Geelong Road on a Harley Davidson with one wheel back to front and a modified pogo stick with reverse park sensors and frilly knickers. Dry Rot was shocked because he saw Woofa and Smorgo dressed in leathers and driving a Hummer that was painted candy apple pink with purple undertones.

Cross’s modelling contract was in jeopardy after a nasty accident with Scooter involving whips & leathers fortunately, The_Doctor arrived dressed in bondage gear, ErnieSigley laughed cos’ Boyd's mum was watching closely at her little Samsung television monitor where she saw a screamer taken on Fox Footy by Tony Liberatore on top of the tall one.

Cooney, Griffen & Ray went to Morocco to buy camels breath bottled with a powerful aphrodisiac to take back home to sell to coach Eade and Brian Harris in the hope that they would increase the size of their muscles so they could test new research.

Gilbee's casino visit won him millions following Minson's win on the races, they celebrated by burning $100 notes and drinking one hundred bottles of vodka cruisers then they bought pizza's and ate until dawn. Gilbee's headache got worse when someone started shouting, "Where's Lindsay Gilbee?" all round the Colosseum which shook central Rome.

Cooney's UFO sighting and subsequent abduction horrified Andrew Demetriou who couldn't believe what was happening, while he sat uncomfortably and contemplated why his relatives can't understand football it’s because they are synchronized swimming fans. Underwater aerobics is definitely discouraged because farting underwater is illegal and dangerous. Lycra swim suits look good on overweight full-forwards commented Sam Kekovich while he was cooking lamb on ESPN's cooking show.

"Fire", yelled Johnno as the flames engulfed his house while Gilbee rescued Rohan Smith who was climbing out through the chimney with Rolf Harris wobble boarding with an extra leg singing "Tie me Kangaroo down sport" as they fell after drinking goonjuice. The ambulance arrived and out popped Hawkins carrying a stethoscope and a chainsaw and heading towards Smith who said "Cut the leg but save the wobble board and kangaroo manacles". Dougie started the chainsaw and got electrocuted so Rolf tried painting the queen then Gilbee went and resuscitated him.

Harris’s new Porsche with machine guns, mocked up beetle accessories and electronic reverse tickler function made Robbins jealous, but Mitch amorous with a sly maltese terrier who followed him until they saw Minson's german shepherd who bit Mitch at forward pocket whilst training alongside Eade's caravan. Cooney sporting a new tattoo on his right upper arm, 'I love Eade' was inscribed.

Harris reached Tehran disguised as a camel, when suddenly three wise men Cooney, Gilbee, Minson arrived bearing news of the Bulldogs' new NASA recruit who had recently found Harold Holt in Eade's caravan looking for evidence that Demetriou was TISM's lead guitarist.

"AWB kick-backs were of magnitude importance", Holt said to Ron Hitler-Barassi and Mr Downer. Back at Whitten Oval, Rose found oil so Dougie and Kelvin Templeton rang to find out where to drill and hire equipment from the ABC's B1 and B2’s workshop.

Major celebrations continued in Tehran where Doug Mulray and Billy Brownless not forgetting Sting and follically challenged coach Rodney Eade started drinking heavily and dancing in Peter Street masks until Rolf said “Tie me kangaroo down sport” Dougie laughed.

McMahon’s accountancy skills helped salary cap figures because he practiced creative accounting, money laundering and voodoo economics to pay Eade his much deserved wage.

Tehran's footy club was well known for it’s Sandy Roberts’ picture hanging with Dr Zimmerman who once sponsored Tehran's archery team & Robert Groenewagon Airlines.

Johnson, Grant & Smith also known as the three stooges planned a trap door free-fall for Rodney Eade, but Cooney intervened taking cheap shots at the others. Smith got upset because he heard about a huge teddy bears picnic at Williamstown beach with the Bali_9 and John Howard who also invited Ivan Milat and Humphrey Bear too who wouldn't speak at all because he couldn't.

Meanwhile, Cooney's UFO sighting made him play air guitar while Griffen was hiding from Mad Max, suddenly Minson tipped another winner at the races, Libba the jockey was drug tested with Karl Norman but both were cleared.

Hahn's bbq party....

[nivek48]

and tupperware night

[murphy2bedabest]

co-hosted by heff

[nivek48]

gatecrashed by Demetriou

[murphy2bedabest]

the playboy bunnys.....

[nivek48]

chased by Eade

[Clark Kent]

who then named

[nivek48]

Miss January captain

[Larry6]

for the next

[nivek48]

NAB cup game.

[Aquamarinejewel]

Hargrave's archaeological discovery..... :eek:

[skooshtamart]

found beneath the

[Aquamarinejewel]

EJ Whitten stand....

[Clark Kent]

with EJ's jockstrap

[Jean Claude Vas Deferens]

filled with Dencorub

[nivek48]

was Dougie's old

[Clark Kent]

grade three schoolmistress

[Jean Claude Vas Deferens]

Miss Henrietta Arbuthnot.