James Heritage 2007 [Archive]

The Big Pineapple

23rd January 2006, 08:55

I spent the weekend at the Heritage's Coastal retreat and about 3am Sunday morning after a couple of Light Ices James started to get emotional. He told me many things on Saturday night about his love for the ladies, nights out at Motel & Boutique, his pasion for surfing and most importantly his football career in 2007. He talked about what he wants to achieve when he returns and where he will achieve it. He spoke about playing at 3 clubs - his former club Old Essendon (where he was their favourite son), his current club Collegians (where is has thrived off the field under the tutelage of Jono Dixon) and Trinity (home of good mate the big cat). He has also decided that this decision will be made by the big footy VAFA community. So please take your time when making your decsion and cast your vote!

Alphonse

23rd January 2006, 09:18

I think he will be stay at Collegians, while i would love to see him return to Keilor Hill, his bond with Jono Dixon is strong and the move has been of great benefit to him in social circles.

I think there should be an option for SKOBS as well, Brian speaking still longs for his arrival at Righetti.

Benny MOF

23rd January 2006, 09:29

I think Old Ivanhoe would also be an option with the close bond he has formed with many of their players near the ATM at Motel, it is quite sickening.

Haven't seen him play since 2004 but he would be more than welcome down at Beaumaris.

Disco Bickie

23rd January 2006, 09:31

Surely once you've been to A grade you can't go back to B grade.:thumbsd:

Old Trinity has my vote.:thumbsu:

Destination A Grade

23rd January 2006, 09:36

Scribe

23rd January 2006, 09:38

There's little doubt we would warmly welcome young Mr Heritage to Trinity, even though he's apparently a bit soft :p. Still, "general knowledge" would suggest he'd fit right in anyhow.

He was part of our master-list of players to target re: recruiting, but the word was he was sticking fat with Collegians for 2006, so we called off the hunt very early.

If a return to active duty is only likely to occur in 2007, then it's a real shame because I thought he was going to play CHF in a Lions' B Grade flag this coming season. In fact, I swear I saw him doing a clockwise lap of Albert Park lake in early December whilst I was trundling the other way with our boys......maybe I was wrong.

Slay Master G

23rd January 2006, 09:58

Scribe

23rd January 2006, 10:04

Knowing Heritage closely like I do, my inkling is that a return in mid to late 2006 is imminent, he has been seen down at the Harry Trott for pre-season training and is hoping to challenge J Dixon for the CHF position late in the season.

Will be dependant on how his dodgy left knee holds up.

Scribe

Don't think it was Heritage doing a clockwise lap of the lake, he only goes anti-clockwise around the lake.

SMG

Gotcha SMG - I must've been delerious. Pre-Xmas training does that to an old man.

NB - since my post and vote, only one more vote has been cast, and it was for Trinity (which is the clear leader). However, only one extra post has been made, and it was by......SMG.

Interesting.....

sammyg

23rd January 2006, 11:39

Old Xav's have just called through. They're willing to match any offers made by Ess, Collegians and Trinity and up it by 15K.

Scott MacFlaherty

23rd January 2006, 11:44

I think he should play at OEG with his great mate and true "C" grade celebrity Murray Makris.

Imagine those 2 on the same field again...

brian speaking

23rd January 2006, 15:31

Old Xav's have just called through. They're willing to match any offers made by Ess, Collegians and Trinity and up it by 15K.
I believe all of the Xavs coin has gone on Graham and Harford...Heritage should stay with the poonami at the Lions, why wouldn't you?

annoying_child

23rd January 2006, 19:46

Heritage can f--k of back to where he came from. He is overweight and over paid!

The Big Pineapple

24th January 2006, 14:26

Heritage can f--k of back to where he came from. He is overweight and over paid!

It could be worse, he could have curly hair.

justin timberlake

24th January 2006, 16:29

It could be worse, he could have curly hair.

or red hair.....

froggie6

2nd February 2006, 10:42

Heritage = Cat

Was soft as a child and still is a child. Youd think his leg had ripped considering the f***in fuss that was made last year.

Bernards wouldnt have him...wouldnt last a week.

Slay Master G

2nd February 2006, 12:27

Heritage = Cat

Was soft as a child and still is a child. Youd think his leg had ripped considering the f***in fuss that was made last year.

Bernards wouldnt have him...wouldnt last a week.

Yeah, he is a bit of a cat, seen him in action at Boutique on many a Friday, does quite well for himself.

Bernard's wouldn't have him...? I suppose that's why Neil Loughlan calls him every October.......

Andrew Johnston

2nd February 2006, 13:03

Yeah, he is a bit of a cat, seen him in action at Boutique on many a Friday, does quite well for himself.

Bernard's wouldn't have him...? I suppose that's why Neil Loughlan calls him every October.......

Why would you want to try and recruit him. he is just going to get a job from a club and then go play elsewhere
he is a fraud and a phony and i wish i never laid eyes on him

froggie6

2nd February 2006, 14:23

I cant believe there is a thread about this bloke...start one about someone with a bit of substance...

Say Nick Holland playing At Xavs?!

Destination A Grade

2nd February 2006, 14:54

Yeah, he is a bit of a cat, seen him in action at Boutique on many a Friday, does quite well for himself.

I used to see him at The Motel on Saturdays a while back. Early days he struggled with the women, but soon associated himself with the Poo Browns and, from your latest report SMG, obviously picked up some pointers that he now uses at Boutique Fridays.

I've only seen this Heritage bloke from a far, but surely his character isn't as bad as the posters would have it on this forum. Anyone reading for the first time would think he was Hitler's Son.

Benny MOF

2nd February 2006, 15:17

I cant believe there is a thread about this bloke...start one about someone with a bit of substance...

Say Nick Holland playing At Xavs?!

Andrew/Froggie

There is obviously some substance to the bloke if it warrants you posting on this forum.

Witnessing him play a few times he has made some good players look silly, shame he only got a crack a B Grade.

Uncertain of his character as I've never met him.

A Big Footy character just emailed me and said you two blokes are ordinary reserves players for StBernard's with massive chips on you shoulders, and that you probably played junior footy with Heritage in the EDFL.... Any truth...?

Slay Master G

2nd February 2006, 15:24

Why would you want to try and recruit him. he is just going to get a job from a club and then go play elsewhere
he is a fraud and a phony and i wish i never laid eyes on him

Bernard's offered him the captaincy and he still refused. The are troubled times at the Snakepit.

Handsome.B.Wonderful

3rd February 2006, 09:10

Is that the same guy that took the hanger on Almost Football Legends?

Doesn't he make CHB's look like Roosters for a living?

froggie6

3rd February 2006, 09:58

Bernard's offered him the captaincy and he still refused. The are troubled times at the Snakepit.

Obviously a B Grade supporter...prob dont know what it takes to play in the big league.

froggie6

3rd February 2006, 10:00

Andrew/Froggie

There is obviously some substance to the bloke if it warrants you posting on this forum.

Witnessing him play a few times he has made some good players look silly, shame he only got a crack a B Grade.

Uncertain of his character as I've never met him.

A Big Footy character just emailed me and said you two blokes are ordinary reserves players for StBernard's with massive chips on you shoulders, and that you probably played junior footy with Heritage in the EDFL.... Any truth...?

Never played a reserves game mate...and no chips...never even played in the EDFL.

Guess again.

The Big Pineapple

3rd February 2006, 12:51

Never played a reserves game mate...and no chips...never even played in the EDFL.

Guess again.

Are you just angry that you're mate Tim Harvery keeps getting Heritages scraps?

Slay Master G

3rd February 2006, 13:51

Are you just angry that you're mate Tim Harvery keeps getting Heritages scraps?

It might be that his other mate Danny Byrne keeps getting Andrew "Puggsy" Parker's scraps that is fanning his rage...??

froggie6

3rd February 2006, 13:55

Are you just angry that you're mate Tim Harvery keeps getting Heritages scraps?

Incorrect...considering he hasnt played in two years you a bit behind son. Same for Danny Byrne.

Handsome.B.Wonderful

3rd February 2006, 13:58

Incorrect...considering he hasnt played in two years you a bit behind son. Same for Danny Byrne.

Hasn't played?
I know they both bat for the wrong team but I didn't know they had retired.

Perhaps you missed the point of "scraps"

The Big Pineapple

3rd February 2006, 14:04

It might be that his other mate Danny Byrne keeps getting Andrew "Puggsy" Parker's scraps that is fanning his rage...??

Either way it's no surprise Bernards hate OEG so much.

It's now our fault Bernards can't keep their woman.

The Big Pineapple

3rd February 2006, 14:06

Incorrect...considering he hasnt played in two years you a bit behind son. Same for Danny Byrne.
They might not have played but the certianly have BEEN played.

BELIEVE THAT!!! BOO YAH

froggie6

3rd February 2006, 14:44

Either way it's no surprise Bernards hate OEG so much.

It's now our fault Bernards can't keep their woman.

its all about sorting the quality from the scrap...the scrap gets sent up the road to the underachieving neighbours.

The Big Pineapple

3rd February 2006, 14:53

its all about sorting the quality from the scrap...the scrap gets sent up the road to the underachieving neighbours.

Given that we have just named 2 ocassions where this is not the case you're starting to look quite the fool!

ultimate hater

23rd May 2008, 13:47

in my boredom i was going through BF archives and reading through some banter between OEG and STB led me to this thread... now after reading this I would have thought the OEG v STB game would have been a belter.. why was it such a heartless fizzler?? this type of "FU" banter is missed...