New Merger Rumour: Heartland Tigers [Archive]

Mr Crow!

16th February 2006, 14:47

Heard today that there are plans in the preliminary stages to prepare the public of Melbourne for a new merged team, to make way for the eventual second team in the Sydney Market.

The AFL, wary of creating a cloned hybrid team based on mediocrity... consisting of variables of either the Western Bulldogs or Kangaroos, have selected two traditional powerhouses: Essendon and Richmond.

Sources state that the AFL has realised the detriment to the league that is currently caused the the non-Victorian dominant teams. On the flipside, the AFL needs to entrench the Northern Market whilst still maintaining a 16 team competition.

Therefore, moves are underway to cement the merging of two Victorian powerhouses who form the Heartland of Victorian Football... Essendon and Richmond. The new team, which is concieved to come into incorporation in an estimated 5 years time will be known as the Heartland Tigers. Bombers have been ruled out due to political correctness.

Jersey Design: Black is the common colour, and will be featured as a Black Vertical stripe. Similar to the traditional St. Kilda guernsey, the jumper will feature left and right vertical stripes, displaying the colours Red and Yellow... colours of Essendon and Richmond.

The back of the jumper will be solid back, except for the players number, which will be yellow.

Essendon will be balanced by red shorts, which will also represent the color of blood, therefore the Heart... Heartland Tigers.

The AFL has gaurunteed to underwrite Kevin Sheedy, on his last mission of duty for the AFL, by coaching the newborn club... representing both sides of the heritage.

Look for further revelations in the coming months.

Kooley

16th February 2006, 14:55

i'm a carlton supporter and even i think this is stupid.

Hawkk

16th February 2006, 14:57

Are you high?

MightyFighting

16th February 2006, 14:58

...
Therefore, moves are underway to cement the merging of two Victorian powerhouses who form the Heartland of Victorian Football... Essendon and Richmond. The new team, which is concieved to come into incorporation in an estimated 5 years time will be known as the Heartland Tigers. Bombers have been ruled out due to political correctness.
...A bad joke overall, but I liked that little touch.

Bleed Red Cheer

16th February 2006, 14:59

Trying too hard.

Funkalicous

16th February 2006, 15:04

There was some sense in there. But it seems unfair to punish clubs for being competent.

mantis

16th February 2006, 15:19

Idiotic rumours board. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Kahuna

16th February 2006, 15:23

I bet 1000000 dollars this won't happen.

irish_setanta

16th February 2006, 15:23

Are you high?

must be VERY high, where did you hear this trash?

m0nty

16th February 2006, 15:43

i'm a carlton supporter and even i think this is stupid.
I'd like to vote for this as BigFooty Post Of The Month.

jules101

16th February 2006, 16:31

Heard today that there are plans in the preliminary stages to prepare the public of Melbourne for a new merged team, to make way for the eventual second team in the Sydney Market.

The AFL, wary of creating a cloned hybrid team based on mediocrity... consisting of variables of either the Western Bulldogs or Kangaroos, have selected two traditional powerhouses: Essendon and Richmond.

Sources state that the AFL has realised the detriment to the league that is currently caused the the non-Victorian dominant teams. On the flipside, the AFL needs to entrench the Northern Market whilst still maintaining a 16 team competition.

Therefore, moves are underway to cement the merging of two Victorian powerhouses who form the Heartland of Victorian Football... Essendon and Richmond. The new team, which is concieved to come into incorporation in an estimated 5 years time will be known as the Heartland Tigers. Bombers have been ruled out due to political correctness.

Jersey Design: Black is the common colour, and will be featured as a Black Vertical stripe. Similar to the traditional St. Kilda guernsey, the jumper will feature left and right vertical stripes, displaying the colours Red and Yellow... colours of Essendon and Richmond.

The back of the jumper will be solid back, except for the players number, which will be yellow.

Essendon will be balanced by red shorts, which will also represent the color of blood, therefore the Heart... Heartland Tigers.

The AFL has gaurunteed to underwrite Kevin Sheedy, on his last mission of duty for the AFL, by coaching the newborn club... representing both sides of the heritage.

Look for further revelations in the coming months.

I heard bout it too, and then collingwood and carlton are merging and fremantle and west coast and port adleaide and adelaide and they all moving to the sydney market.

Destructive

16th February 2006, 16:47

Heard today that there are plans in the preliminary stages to prepare the public of Melbourne for a new merged team, to make way for the eventual second team in the Sydney Market.

The AFL, wary of creating a cloned hybrid team based on mediocrity... consisting of variables of either the Western Bulldogs or Kangaroos, have selected two traditional powerhouses: Essendon and Richmond.

Sources state that the AFL has realised the detriment to the league that is currently caused the the non-Victorian dominant teams. On the flipside, the AFL needs to entrench the Northern Market whilst still maintaining a 16 team competition.

Therefore, moves are underway to cement the merging of two Victorian powerhouses who form the Heartland of Victorian Football... Essendon and Richmond. The new team, which is concieved to come into incorporation in an estimated 5 years time will be known as the Heartland Tigers. Bombers have been ruled out due to political correctness.

Jersey Design: Black is the common colour, and will be featured as a Black Vertical stripe. Similar to the traditional St. Kilda guernsey, the jumper will feature left and right vertical stripes, displaying the colours Red and Yellow... colours of Essendon and Richmond.

The back of the jumper will be solid back, except for the players number, which will be yellow.

Essendon will be balanced by red shorts, which will also represent the color of blood, therefore the Heart... Heartland Tigers.

The AFL has gaurunteed to underwrite Kevin Sheedy, on his last mission of duty for the AFL, by coaching the newborn club... representing both sides of the heritage.

Look for further revelations in the coming months.

Heartland Tigers- What a ******** of a name!

Groove

16th February 2006, 16:49

Gay post

ManWithNoName

16th February 2006, 16:58

This is a joke, right? He can't expect us to believe this.

MOJOE

16th February 2006, 17:28

This is a joke, right? He can't expect us to believe this.

The only thing he's trying to force us to believe is that he's funny...

But he's not.

Power21

16th February 2006, 17:32

Trying too hard.

Yes he is, why would you waist your time typing this up?

Toots Hibbert

16th February 2006, 17:35

Heard today that there are plans in the preliminary stages to prepare the public of Melbourne for a new merged team, to make way for the eventual second team in the Sydney Market.

The AFL, wary of creating a cloned hybrid team based on mediocrity... consisting of variables of either the Western Bulldogs or Kangaroos, have selected two traditional powerhouses: Essendon and Richmond.

Sources state that the AFL has realised the detriment to the league that is currently caused the the non-Victorian dominant teams. On the flipside, the AFL needs to entrench the Northern Market whilst still maintaining a 16 team competition.

Therefore, moves are underway to cement the merging of two Victorian powerhouses who form the Heartland of Victorian Football... Essendon and Richmond. The new team, which is concieved to come into incorporation in an estimated 5 years time will be known as the Heartland Tigers. Bombers have been ruled out due to political correctness.

Jersey Design: Black is the common colour, and will be featured as a Black Vertical stripe. Similar to the traditional St. Kilda guernsey, the jumper will feature left and right vertical stripes, displaying the colours Red and Yellow... colours of Essendon and Richmond.

The back of the jumper will be solid back, except for the players number, which will be yellow.

Essendon will be balanced by red shorts, which will also represent the color of blood, therefore the Heart... Heartland Tigers.

The AFL has gaurunteed to underwrite Kevin Sheedy, on his last mission of duty for the AFL, by coaching the newborn club... representing both sides of the heritage.

Look for further revelations in the coming months.
That's a pretty fair effort Mr Crow. :D

Goal Square

16th February 2006, 17:38

This makes more sense... sdjbfkjdbvkbdcouihwefnbkjvbahgouwbeivbakjdbfka

Frankston Rover

16th February 2006, 17:44

I bet 1000000 dollars this won't happen.

:confused: :eek: :confused: :eek:

Are you 6 years old?

Of course this won't happen, it's supposed to be a joke.

0-xXx-0

16th February 2006, 17:53

Heard today that there are plans in the preliminary stages to prepare the public of Melbourne for a new merged team, to make way for the eventual second team in the Sydney Market.

The AFL, wary of creating a cloned hybrid team based on mediocrity... consisting of variables of either the Western Bulldogs or Kangaroos, have selected two traditional powerhouses: Essendon and Richmond.

Sources state that the AFL has realised the detriment to the league that is currently caused the the non-Victorian dominant teams. On the flipside, the AFL needs to entrench the Northern Market whilst still maintaining a 16 team competition.

Therefore, moves are underway to cement the merging of two Victorian powerhouses who form the Heartland of Victorian Football... Essendon and Richmond. The new team, which is concieved to come into incorporation in an estimated 5 years time will be known as the Heartland Tigers. Bombers have been ruled out due to political correctness.

Jersey Design: Black is the common colour, and will be featured as a Black Vertical stripe. Similar to the traditional St. Kilda guernsey, the jumper will feature left and right vertical stripes, displaying the colours Red and Yellow... colours of Essendon and Richmond.

The back of the jumper will be solid back, except for the players number, which will be yellow.

Essendon will be balanced by red shorts, which will also represent the color of blood, therefore the Heart... Heartland Tigers.

The AFL has gaurunteed to underwrite Kevin Sheedy, on his last mission of duty for the AFL, by coaching the newborn club... representing both sides of the heritage.

Look for further revelations in the coming months.

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Djevv

16th February 2006, 18:26

Heard today that there are plans in the preliminary stages to prepare the public of Melbourne for a new merged team, to make way for the eventual second team in the Sydney Market.

The AFL, wary of creating a cloned hybrid team based on mediocrity... consisting of variables of either the Western Bulldogs or Kangaroos, have selected two traditional powerhouses: Essendon and Richmond.

Sources state that the AFL has realised the detriment to the league that is currently caused the the non-Victorian dominant teams. On the flipside, the AFL needs to entrench the Northern Market whilst still maintaining a 16 team competition.

Therefore, moves are underway to cement the merging of two Victorian powerhouses who form the Heartland of Victorian Football... Essendon and Richmond. The new team, which is concieved to come into incorporation in an estimated 5 years time will be known as the Heartland Tigers. Bombers have been ruled out due to political correctness.

Jersey Design: Black is the common colour, and will be featured as a Black Vertical stripe. Similar to the traditional St. Kilda guernsey, the jumper will feature left and right vertical stripes, displaying the colours Red and Yellow... colours of Essendon and Richmond.

The back of the jumper will be solid back, except for the players number, which will be yellow.

Essendon will be balanced by red shorts, which will also represent the color of blood, therefore the Heart... Heartland Tigers.

The AFL has gaurunteed to underwrite Kevin Sheedy, on his last mission of duty for the AFL, by coaching the newborn club... representing both sides of the heritage.

Look for further revelations in the coming months.

Where'd you get this from, the NT news?

nut

16th February 2006, 19:24

Where'd you get this from, the NT news?

Not as funny as a Wicking carton:thumbsu:

I miss the NT news.

Funkalicous

16th February 2006, 19:28

If this eventuates, Mr Crow! is gonna pull off the bump of the century. :p

Djevv

16th February 2006, 20:15

Not as funny as a Wicking carton:thumbsu:

I miss the NT news.

There was a HUGE canetoad on the front if it today. Makes a change from the crocs:D .

Mr Crow!

5th April 2006, 20:41

PHASE ONE of the AFL's "21 Alpha" plan has come to fruition during the past few days. Making the public aware of the future plans to start up new franchises in West Sydney and the Gold Coast.

PHASE TWO of "21 Alpha" is then reducing the 18 team competition back to 16 teams, with the HEARTLAND TIGERS on the early agenda.

I have been informed.

luthor

5th April 2006, 20:46

I heard bout it too, and then collingwood and carlton are merging .

Yep..it's defianately on.

The Collington Bluepies.:D

londontiger

5th April 2006, 21:18

Mr Crow, please pull a condom over your head.

If you are going to act like a d1ck, may as well look like one.

The Old Dark Navy's

5th April 2006, 21:56

Carlton are the team moving to Sydney. They will be joining forces with the Canterbury NRL side. They will be called the Blueberries. You heard it here first.

If that doesn't come off, then Richmond will be moving to Sydney, based out of Lilyfield. They will be known as the Tiger Lilies. They were to affiliate with a Japanese church and be called the Heavenly Hirani Tiger Lilies but pending legal action from the Michael Hutchence estate and Bob Geldof's Bore the World Foundation has put an end to that suggestion.

Crow2005

6th April 2006, 17:26

I've heard they wanna put a team on Mars ...just a rumour

mocaholic

6th April 2006, 17:31

Yep..it's defianately on.
Looks like you're merging 'defiantly' and 'definitely'.

Mr Crow!

6th April 2006, 17:32

I've heard they wanna put a team on Mars ...just a rumour

Kevin Sheedy will coach them, he likes Martians.

By the way, I have been told of what the HEARTLAND TIGERS strip will look like. Imagine the current Richmond guernsey, howver, will red smaller diagonal stripes either side of the yellow one. The red stripes will be half the size of the yellow one. Red shorts will be worn, and the socks will be red, yellow and black hoops.

afc9798

6th April 2006, 17:32

Heard today that there are plans in the preliminary stages to prepare the public of Melbourne for a new merged team, to make way for the eventual second team in the Sydney Market.

The AFL, wary of creating a cloned hybrid team based on mediocrity... consisting of variables of either the Western Bulldogs or Kangaroos, have selected two traditional powerhouses: Essendon and Richmond.

Sources state that the AFL has realised the detriment to the league that is currently caused the the non-Victorian dominant teams. On the flipside, the AFL needs to entrench the Northern Market whilst still maintaining a 16 team competition.

Therefore, moves are underway to cement the merging of two Victorian powerhouses who form the Heartland of Victorian Football... Essendon and Richmond. The new team, which is concieved to come into incorporation in an estimated 5 years time will be known as the Heartland Tigers. Bombers have been ruled out due to political correctness.

Jersey Design: Black is the common colour, and will be featured as a Black Vertical stripe. Similar to the traditional St. Kilda guernsey, the jumper will feature left and right vertical stripes, displaying the colours Red and Yellow... colours of Essendon and Richmond.

The back of the jumper will be solid back, except for the players number, which will be yellow.

Essendon will be balanced by red shorts, which will also represent the color of blood, therefore the Heart... Heartland Tigers.

The AFL has gaurunteed to underwrite Kevin Sheedy, on his last mission of duty for the AFL, by coaching the newborn club... representing both sides of the heritage.

Look for further revelations in the coming months.

Shouldn't you be nailing crosses into lawns and then setting them on fire? Or does the leader allow you a day off on Thursdays?

Mr Crow!

6th April 2006, 17:37

Shouldn't you be nailing crosses into lawns and then setting them on fire? Or does the leader allow you a day off on Thursdays?

I am the leader, therefore, I set the rules. Does that answer your question? :p

mantis

6th April 2006, 17:45

Shouldn't you be nailing crosses into lawns and then setting them on fire? Or does the leader allow you a day off on Thursdays?

Maybe he could join his fellow racist Unit on that Neo Nazi website, I am sure he would be much happier there, with like minded idiots.

Mr Crow!

6th April 2006, 17:55

Maybe he could join his fellow racist Unit on that Neo Nazi website, I am sure he would be much happier there, with like minded idiots.

Haha! Good 'ole minority loving, crime loving, muslim loving, aboriginal loving, homosexual loving Mantis! Everything that is against mainstream Australia, and everything that is opposite to what is pure and good, you will support. Go catch up with Bob Brown after the Gay Mardi Gras and hug a tree. Or go to one of your professional protest marches where you seek an emotional high, without even knowing why you are marching. Or, simply... get a job. Another drain on society.

Lovett-Murray

6th April 2006, 17:58

I've heard they wanna put a team on Mars ...just a rumour

"Is there Life......On Mars?"

...Anywaayyyy. Stupid rumour.

Lance Uppercut

6th April 2006, 18:01

"Is there Life......On Mars?"

...Anywaayyyy. Stupid rumour.

ha it's not a rumour ffs it's just stirring the pot. It's mildly amusing, I give it points for originality

mocaholic

6th April 2006, 18:13

"Is there Life......On Mars?"
Great song. Great album. No fillers.

His best by what somebody on these boards termed "the length of Flemington St".

kimbopen

6th April 2006, 18:19

Pity this wasn't originally posted on April 1 - then it would have been given the respect it deserves!! :eek: :rolleyes: :p

Mr Crow!

4th June 2006, 13:54

The new Essendon clash jumper is a way for the powers-that-be to test the market, in order to introduce the modified merged jumper.

The jumper would be based off the current Bombers clash jumper, with the top corner being changed to Gold, with the bottom corner remaining black, to ensure a Red, Gold, Black combination.

jules101

4th June 2006, 14:27

The new Essendon clash jumper is a way for the powers-that-be to test the market, in order to introduce the modified merged jumper.

The jumper would be based off the current Bombers clash jumper, with the top corner being changed to Gold, with the bottom corner remaining black, to ensure a Red, Gold, Black combination.
I heard that they were going to merge a brain in your head so that you would shut up.

DaSawx

4th June 2006, 14:48

Trolls should be like advertising, if you ignore them long enough, they should dissapear

- PC -

4th June 2006, 16:31

Idiotic rumours board. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Now called Bay 13

Andyt30

4th June 2006, 20:19

i agree it won't happen If Afl has their way they don;t wanna loose any vic clubs don't wanna end up with a 12 team com or a 13 or 14 comp

Andyt30

4th June 2006, 20:20

should report all trolling boards

sante

4th June 2006, 21:05

Gay post

Why did you post if you knew it would be a gay post :confused:

Pie 4 Life

4th June 2006, 21:33

Ha ha no. :cool:

wazzabp

4th June 2006, 21:41

Heard today that there are plans in the preliminary stages to prepare the public of Melbourne for a new merged team, to make way for the eventual second team in the Sydney Market.

The AFL, wary of creating a cloned hybrid team based on mediocrity... consisting of variables of either the Western Bulldogs or Kangaroos, have selected two traditional powerhouses: Essendon and Richmond.

Sources state that the AFL has realised the detriment to the league that is currently caused the the non-Victorian dominant teams. On the flipside, the AFL needs to entrench the Northern Market whilst still maintaining a 16 team competition.

Therefore, moves are underway to cement the merging of two Victorian powerhouses who form the Heartland of Victorian Football... Essendon and Richmond. The new team, which is concieved to come into incorporation in an estimated 5 years time will be known as the Heartland Tigers. Bombers have been ruled out due to political correctness.

Jersey Design: Black is the common colour, and will be featured as a Black Vertical stripe. Similar to the traditional St. Kilda guernsey, the jumper will feature left and right vertical stripes, displaying the colours Red and Yellow... colours of Essendon and Richmond.

The back of the jumper will be solid back, except for the players number, which will be yellow.

Essendon will be balanced by red shorts, which will also represent the color of blood, therefore the Heart... Heartland Tigers.

The AFL has gaurunteed to underwrite Kevin Sheedy, on his last mission of duty for the AFL, by coaching the newborn club... representing both sides of the heritage.

Look for further revelations in the coming months.

I hope you didn't waste too much time trying to be funny.

Bombers 2003

5th June 2006, 11:57

Idiotic rumours board. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Well it is
Mr Crow!

Mr Crow!

6th October 2007, 17:59

With Matthew Knights becoming the second coach in a row to have played for Richmond, plans increase gradually for the eventual amalgamation...

The Old Dark Navy's

6th October 2007, 18:30

i'm a carlton supporter and even i think this is stupid.

I'd like to vote for this as BigFooty Post Of The Month.I see what you have done there. The stupid supporter even thinks this is stupid kind of thing. Reads that way a bit.

He means that Carlton supporters would normally take any opportunity to believe gossip about traditional rivals like Bombers and Tigers but even this one goes too far.

Nice pickup though. ;)