Comical Simpsons Quotes as they apply to Footy and Footballers

[HotDog]

Homer: There’s three ways to do things. The right way. The wrong way and the Max Power way
Bart: Isn’t that the wrong way?
Home: Yes but faster!

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200409/r29118_72691.jpg


lol. One of the best ones :thumbsu:

[Rory]

lol. One of the best ones :thumbsu:

That really should be changed to a picture of Wallet.

[GuzzLG]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5516659,00.jpg

Marge: According to this book, the monorail goes over 150 miles an hour!
What if something goes wrong?
Homer: "What if.'' What if I stepped in the shower and slipped on a bar
of soap? ... Oh, my God! I'd get killed!

[Optimax]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5516659,00.jpg

Marge: According to this book, the monorail goes over 150 miles an hour!
What if something goes wrong?
Homer: "What if.'' What if I stepped in the shower and slipped on a bar
of soap? ... Oh, my God! I'd get killed!

ROFL Pure gold

[.Shotties.]

http://afl.com.au/portals/0/images/players/eagles/Adam_Selwood_Small.jpg

Rainier Wolfcastle: I'm a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls.
My eyes are watering.:D:thumbsu:

[Kerrby]

Woman on Cd: Number 8
Barney: Buuuurp!
Woman on Cd: Number 8
Barney: Buuuurp!
Woman on Cd: Number 8
Barney: Buuuurp!
Woman on Cd: Number 8
Barney: Buuuurp!

http://collingwoodfc.com.au/portals/0/images/players/magpies/__James_Clement_135px.jpg

[ripitup27]

Already done.

[ripitup27]

"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/04/23/wbFOOTYwallace_narrowweb__200x270.jpg

[ripitup27]

"Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harrassing that woman."

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/05/06/07SAINTS_RAPE,0.jpg

[ripitup27]

"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there"

http://network.news.com.au/image/0,10114,5163515,00.jpg

[ripitup27]

"Oh, sure. We'd all love some real friends, Marge. But what are the odds of that happening?"

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/05/09/wbSPLIFEtredrea_narrowweb__200x270.jpg

[ripitup27]

"Just give the great unwashed a pair of oversized breasts and a happy ending, and they'll 'oink' for more every time."

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8e/Floggers.jpg/250px-Floggers.jpg

[Shaymuhz]

"Oh, sure. We'd all love some real friends, Marge. But what are the odds of that happening?"

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/05/09/wbSPLIFEtredrea_narrowweb__200x270.jpg

hahahahaha :D

[ripitup27]

Already done.

[jnash196]

Marge: I'm here to share my moral outrage. But this time it's not
about that giant inflatable "Dos Equis" bottle. It's about a
certain house in our town.
Moe: Yeah, well what's wrong with this house? Is it the plumbing?
Marge: No. It's a house of ill fame. A house of loose ethics.


http://www.break-fresh-ground.com/photos/1421/1273/6/54029.jpg

[And_ROOS]

http://i19.tinypic.com/6ak3qs3.jpg
"I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff." (Moe)

http://i14.tinypic.com/4pulgjo.jpg
"The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No." (Leonard Nimoy)

[rhino49]

Woman on Cd: Number 8
Barney: Buuuurp!
Woman on Cd: Number 8
Barney: Buuuurp!
Woman on Cd: Number 8
Barney: Buuuurp!
Woman on Cd: Number 8
Barney: Buuuurp!

http://collingwoodfc.com.au/portals/0/images/players/magpies/__James_Clement_135px.jpg

WTF does this mean?

[jo172]

"Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs."

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/09/20/cousins2_wideweb__430x364.jpg

I vote we ban this one as this would have to be the 20th time it's been done:thumbsd::rolleyes:

[VINCANITY]

"then why did i have ther bowl bart.......why did i have the bowl"


I can find a picture for that but i live the quote

[davey_magik]

http://i19.tinypic.com/6ak3qs3.jpg
"I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff." (Moe)

http://i14.tinypic.com/4pulgjo.jpg
"The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No." (Leonard Nimoy)

Quality mate, quality :D:thumbsu:.

[Hodge2Franklin]

"I am not a GIMP" - HotFLOG

http://www.milkandcookies.com/images/feature/g/gimpsimp.gif

[Keithy George]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/04/28/wbFOOTYwoewy_wideweb__430x198.jpg


Homer: Magic, what would say to guy who everyone thinks is a hero, but really he just got lucky?

Magic Johnson: Don't worry Homer, sooner or later those people get found out for the frauds they are.

[diablo14]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/04/28/wbFOOTYwoewy_wideweb__430x198.jpg


Homer: Magic, what would say to guy who everyone thinks is a hero, but really he just got lucky?

Magic Johnson: Don't worry Homer, sooner or later those people get found out for the frauds they are.

lol liked that one :D

[Optimax]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/04/28/wbFOOTYwoewy_wideweb__430x198.jpg


Homer: Magic, what would say to guy who everyone thinks is a hero, but really he just got lucky?

Magic Johnson: Don't worry Homer, sooner or later those people get found out for the frauds they are.

So very true.

[HotDog]

http://fremantlefc.com.au/portals/0/images/players/013202ah.jpg

"That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!"

[HotDog]

http://hawthornfc.com.au/portals/0/images/players/hawks/Jarryd_Roughead_L.jpg

"You know Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me. She said, `Homer, you're a big disappointment', and God bless her soul, she was really onto something."

It only cost tassie their 1st draft pick

[Rowie09]

"Lets celebrate this arrangemement with the adding of chocolate...to milk"

What the AFL said to Channel 9, 7 and Foxtel.

[Optimax]

http://fremantlefc.com.au/portals/0/images/players/013202ah.jpg

"That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!"

What Malthouse and the Collingoowd caching staff added when Taz said his preference.

"I Dont think any of us saw that coming"

[jnash196]

Family guy quote
You can either take the boat or the mystery box
Lois: We'll take the boat
Peter: Hold on, a boat is a boat, but the mystery box could be anything, it could even be a boat, we'll take the mystery box

In the mystery box are tickets to a comedy show. Later on the drive home
Peter: Come on Lois, this isn't the first stupid thing I've done, how about when I got the mystery box
Flashback
Lois: We'll take the boat
Peter: Hold on, a boat is a boat, but the mystery box could be anything, it could even be a boat, we'll take the mystery box

Lois: That was ten minutes ago

The Dockers on trade week

[someday-somehow]

Family guy quote
You can either take the boat or the mystery box
Lois: We'll take the boat
Peter: Hold on, a boat is a boat, but the mystery box could be anything, it could even be a boat, we'll take the mystery box

In the mystery box are tickets to a comedy show. Later on the drive home
Peter: Come on Lois, this isn't the first stupid thing I've done, how about when I got the mystery box
Flashback
Lois: We'll take the boat
Peter: Hold on, a boat is a boat, but the mystery box could be anything, it could even be a boat, we'll take the mystery box

Lois: That was ten minutes ago

The Dockers on trade week

Ha ha that's good. Could also apply to Richmond

[Freo Big Fella]

http://memorabiliastore.com/catalog/images/west-coast-team-poster.jpg

Eg4q8kN4Wfo

[jnash196]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pilcr4YVQD8

Yakuza=Cousins, Kerr, Judd, Cox, Glass
Guy in white=Judd

[Shaymuhz]

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c185/Shaymuhz/CWilson.jpg

religious school teacher: overt your eyes children, it may take on other forms!

[C-Dog]

Homer: Don't you love it when nerds don't know they're nerds

http://www.theage.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1060588523877_2003/08/14/matthew_lloyd.jpg

[Optimax]

Homer: Don't you love it when nerds don't know they're nerds

http://www.theage.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1060588523877_2003/08/14/matthew_lloyd.jpg

or
Homer:" Hey look Marge its a nerd"
Marge: "Homer be nice"
Homer: "NERD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" directed at nerd
Homer: "Hey, Did you just see that?" directed to jock.

[Jem]

http://www.defence.gov.au/news/NAVYNEWS/EDITIONS/4710/images/1%20-%20collingwood%20logo%20copy_th.jpg


Barney: Hey aren't you that guy everybody hates?

Mr Burns: No no, I'm Monty Burns.

[Rory]

Rod shows Todd a headline: "Playtime Is Fun
Todd:Go with it!
Bart: Here you go, Todd: the city edition.
headline: "Extra Extra! Todd Smells"
Rod: Bart, I don't know if this should be an "extra".
Todd: Is your source on this reliable?

http://www.saxton.com.au/saxton_db_data/images/Hutchison_Craig.jpg

[Mr Cannons]

Woman on Cd: Number 8
Barney: Buuuurp!
Woman on Cd: Number 8
Barney: Buuuurp!
Woman on Cd: Number 8
Barney: Buuuurp!
Woman on Cd: Number 8
Barney: Buuuurp!

http://collingwoodfc.com.au/portals/0/images/players/magpies/__James_Clement_135px.jpg

Has anyone figured this one out yet?

[Optimax]

Has anyone figured this one out yet?

Clement wears 8 yeah easy. This is a quote from the episode about the bee sharpes when Barney meets his own Yoko Ono and goes all John Lennon, that quote was his song.

Doesn't really mean anything but was funny in the episode.

[rhino49]

"then why did i have ther bowl bart.......why did i have the bowl"


I can find a picture for that but i live the quote


it suppose to relate to football kn0b head

[Optimax]

it suppose to relate to football kn0b head

hey be nice lol, how about a picture of st.kilda after the game inb Tassie, just swap Bart with freo and bowl with 2 points there we go it works now. Better:rolleyes:.

[FiveStrings]

it suppose to relate to football kn0b head

The quote's already been done, with a picture of Beau Waters :D

[MightyFighting]

P. A. System: Attention passengers: Due to our policy of overselling flights, this flight has been oversold.

http://www.u2achtung.com/00/u2005/imagesstades/telstradome2.jpg http://www.lombard.com.au/store/upload/htmlContent/images/AFL.jpg

[Nightwolf]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200505/r46364_120954.jpg

Mr Burns: "Mattingly! I told you to shave those sideburns! You're off the team!"

[legsakimbo03]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200505/r46364_120954.jpg

Mr Burns: "Mattingly! I told you to shave those sideburns! You're off the team!"

Very good...:thumbsu:

[Kerrby]

Clement wears 8 yeah easy. This is a quote from the episode about the bee sharpes when Barney meets his own Yoko Ono and goes all John Lennon, that quote was his song.

Doesn't really mean anything but was funny in the episode.
Collingwood are drunks... >.<

[Optimax]

Collingwood are drunks... >.<

Yeah it could mean that but Barney was off the booze in that episode

[Deledio2Tambling]

Lawyer: Your Honor, my client has instructed me to remind the court how rich and important he is, and that he is not like other men.
Mr. Burns (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0790434/): I should be able to run over as many kids as I want!

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/4/44/200px-Chris_Judd.JPG

[Deledio2Tambling]

[Marge suggests they go out for sushi]
Bart (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004813/): Sushi? Maybe this is just something one hears on the playground, but isn't that raw fish?
Lisa (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0810379/): As usual, the playground has the facts right, but misses the point entirely.

BigFooty?

[Deledio2Tambling]

Homer (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Post Office Worker: Okay. What's your first name, Mr. Burns?
Homer (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): ...I don't know.


http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/11/22/cmROOKE_narrowweb__300x467,0.jpg

[Deledio2Tambling]

[looking at a giant stone head Mr. Burns has had delivered to the Simpson house]
Homer (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): Marge, what does it do?
Marge (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001413/): It doesn't do anything.
Homer (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): Marge, really, what does it do?
Marge (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001413/): Whatever it does, it's doing it right now.


http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200611/r117510_372436.jpg

[kane249]

Lisa: Chief Wiggum that story isn't appropriate for children
Wiggum: Really? I keep my pants on in this version

http://www.foxsports.com.au/common/imagedata/0,5001,5265950,00.jpg

[diablo14]

^^^^ those last few are rippers lol

[YOTC]

Homer (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Post Office Worker: Okay. What's your first name, Mr. Burns?
Homer (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): ...I don't know.


http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/11/22/cmROOKE_narrowweb__300x467,0.jpg

From another episode.

Bart: Love it MAX!

[Rory]

I know this has been used before but I think its appropriate after the Ray Morgan research that just came out-

Richmond Tigers supporters are:
• 70% more likely to agree that “I consider myself a homosexual”;

----------

McBain: Ja, thank you, ja, that's nice. Let's say hello to my music guy, Skoey. That is some outfit, Skoey. It makes you look like a homosexual.
[Audience boos]
Whoa, maybe you all are homosexuals too!

http://www.aflphotos.com.au/images/thumbs/main/5623.jpg

[FiveStrings]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200706/r152755_546936.jpg

Homer: I'll never wiggle my bare butt in public again.
Bart: I wish I could believe that, Dad.

[Rowie09]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200706/r152755_546936.jpg

Homer: I'll never wiggle my bare butt in public again.
Bart: I wish I could believe that, Dad.

Hahaha....

[wce4premiership]

Lisa: Chief Wiggum that story isn't appropriate for children
Wiggum: Really? I keep my pants on in this version

http://www.foxsports.com.au/common/imagedata/0,5001,5265950,00.jpg
omg he looks sooooooo freakin much like hamish there :eek:

[FiveStrings]

http://www.alp.org.au/images/people/haled.jpg

Drunk #1: Wanna fight?

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200706/r152755_546936.jpg

Drunk #2: Them's fightin' words.

[Dr Sanchez]

http://www.alp.org.au/images/people/haled.jpg

Drunk #1: Wanna fight?

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200706/r152755_546936.jpg

Drunk #2: Them's fightin' words.

Doesn't take long!

[dmac]

http://fremantlefc.com.au/portals/0/images/players/013202ah.jpg

"That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!"

Ah brilliant. I spat out my coffee when i read that - thanks I needed a laugh today!

[CarnCrows]

Sorry if it is a repeat...

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200606/r90306_268818.jpg

Barney - "So long, Superman. Your secret identity is safe with me"

[Tigerdrive]

http://www.sport927.com.au/sport927/images/photos/53.jpg

Announcer: The isotopes win a game! The isotopes win a game!

[havoc_planet]

http://www.sport927.com.au/sport927/images/photos/53.jpg

Announcer: The isotopes win a game! The isotopes win a game!
Have you been sitting on that one since the thread started :p

[Tigerdrive]

pretty much lol i've been waiting for it:D

[westdog54]

Sorry if it is a repeat...

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200606/r90306_268818.jpg

Barney - "So long, Superman. Your secret identity is safe with me"
http://www.state.gov/cms_images/030405_thumbs_up.jpg

[bomberlegend2007]

Sorry if this has been done





http://www.bordermail.com.au/news/image/735557.jpg


Homer : Mmmmmmmmmmm Something

[deedog2]

Marge: You took a new job in a strange town without discussing it with
your family?
Homer: Of course not. I wouldn't do that! [pause] Why not?
Marge: We have roots here, Homer. We have friends and family and library cards... Bart's lawyer is here.


http://www.collingwood365.com/images/Players/image026.jpg

[deedog2]

Homer: I'm gonna miss Springfield. This town's been awfully good to us.
Bart: No, it hasn't, Dad. That's why we're leaving.
Homer: Oh, yeah. [pokes his head out the window] So long, Stinktown!

Graham Polak

and

http://www.esplanadehotelfremantle.com.au/data/deposit/galleryImage.9978.image/thumb.jpg

[deedog2]

Ned: Homer, I'd love to chitty-chat, but tonight's the night I do my
charity work.
Homer: Oh yeah, the judge made me do that once too. Stupid lack of
public urinals.

http://www.saintsational.com/images/squad/2005/gehrig.jpg

[deedog2]

Lisa: Taught Stampy any tricks yet, Bart?
Bart: Nah. He doesn't want to learn, and I don't want to teach him.
We get along fine.

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200508/r55033_149560.jpg http://img.search.com/thumb/c/c4/Melbourne_Football_Club.png/250px-Melbourne_Football_Club.png

[deedog2]

Marge: Gosh, I thought he'd be happier in his true habitat.
Warden: Oh, I think he is.
Marge: Then why is he attacking all those other elephants?
Warden: Well, animals are not like people, Mrs. Simpson. Some of them
act badly because they've had a hard life, or have been
mistreated...but, like people, some of them are just jerks.
Stop that, Mr. Simpson.

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200609/r104781_322273.jpg

[deedog2]

http://www.bordermail.com.au/news/image/735557.jpg

Grimes: God, he eats like a pig.
Lenny: I dunno. Pigs tend to chew. I'd say he eats more like a
duck.

[lookkg386]

http://www.sport927.com.au/sport927/images/photos/53.jpg

Announcer: The isotopes win a game! The isotopes win a game!


:thumbsu:worth the wait

[deedog2]

Nelson: Time for one last play, coach!
Homer: Hold on, I'm working it out..
[Homer is looking at one of those really old football games where
an electronic board holds players that vibrate to move the ball.]
OK. After you vibrate that way, you can fall down. Nelson, you just
spin around in a circle.

http://www.crazyjohns.com.au/media/236273/cj_richmond.jpg

[deedog2]

Burns: [appears behind the employee credit union desk] Hello.
Homer: Ack!
Burns: [reads the loan application] Simpson, eh?

Burns: Are you acquainted with our state's stringent usury laws?
Homer: [slowly] Usury?
Burns: Oh, silly me! I must've just made up a word that doesn't exist.
-- Approving Homer's loan to pay for ``Lisa's Pony''

Homer explains he needs to buy a pony.

Smithers: You have any collateral?
Burns: Oh, Smithers, let's not be so cold. His spirit is my collateral.
-- Approving Homer's loan to pay for ``Lisa's Pony''

Burns: Just sign this form, and the money will be yours. Muhahahahaha...
Ahem. Sorry, I was just um, eh, um, thinking of something funny
Smithers did today.
Smithers: I didn't do anything funny today.
Burns: [hand over mouth] Shut! up!

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/5/5e/200px-Untitled-op.png

[deedog2]

Otto:`Alcohol imcreases your ability to drive.'' [looks up the answer]
``False''!? Oh, man!

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200505/r46415_121124.jpg

[deedog2]

Quimby: Watch it, you walking tub of donut batter!
Wiggum: Hey, I got pictures of you, Quimby.
Quimby: You don't scare me. That could be <anyone's> ass!


http://www.saxton.com.au/saxton_db_data/thumbs/Demetriou_Andrew.jpg http://blogs.smh.com.au/sit/eddiemaguire.jpg

[deedog2]

Lisa: [echoic from Bart's dream] First prize! First prize! First prize!
Bart: Why are you saying that?
Lisa: Just screwing with your mind.


http://www.esplanadehotelfremantle.com.au/data/deposit/galleryImage.9978.image/thumb.jpg

[deedog2]

Lisa: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Bart: Probably not.

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200504/r45690_118830.jpg

http://www.bordermail.com.au/news/image/316063_tn.jpg

[deedog2]

Krusty: All right, here's the deal. Every time you watch my show,
I will send you... [holds up a check] forty dollars!
Voice: [fine print] Checks will not be honored.


http://img.search.com/thumb/c/c4/Melbourne_Football_Club.png/250px-Melbourne_Football_Club.png

[deedog2]

Tom: Now let's look at the crew a little.
Man 2: They're a colorful bunch. They've been dubbed "the Three
Musketeers". Heh heh heh --
Tom: And we laugh legitimately. There's a mathematician, a different
_kind_ of mathematician, and a statistician.

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/e/ee/Martin_Mattner.jpg http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5252734,00.jpg
http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200507/r52143_139915.jpg

Homer: Make it stop! [panics]
Bart: Oh no, not another boring space launch. Change the channel.
Change the channel!

[bigpapagman]

na na na na na na na na leader, leader.

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200407/r26342_65211.jpg

[bigpapagman]

Hello, myname is mr burns, i believe you have some letters for me.

Okay Mr. Burns what is your first name?

I dont know.......

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:V1dldziFwq_LCM:http://www.geocities.com/buckleysurfers2006/2006rd11burns1.jpg (http://images.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=http://www.geocities.com/buckleysurfers2006/2006rd11burns1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.geocities.com/buckleysurfers2006/photos2006.html&h=742&w=490&sz=279&hl=en&start=5&sig2=1EWkPOYsO6w9RqJOTPrVLw&um=1&tbnid=V1dldziFwq_LCM:&tbnh=141&tbnw=93&ei=2X6ARqK3JaaYggPqt4jMBQ&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dscott%2Bburns%26svnum%3D10%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%2 6rlz%3D1T4GFRC_enAU205AU206%26sa%3DN)

[Mancey]

na na na na na na na na leader, leader.

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200407/r26342_65211.jpg

hahaha:thumbsu:

the freo first prize one aint bad either

[FiveStrings]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200504/r45877_119425.jpg

Bart: Hello, can I speak to a Seymour please? Last name Butts.
Moe: Listen everybody, is there a Seymour Butts here? Hey everybody, put down your glasses, I wanna Seymour Butts

[FiveStrings]

Thought I'd get in early with this one :p

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200508/r55033_149557.jpg

Superintendant Chalmers: You're fired!

Principal Skinner: I'm sorry, did you just call me a liar?

Superintendant Chalmers: No, I said you're fired.

Principal Skinner: Oh. That's much worse.

[Optimax]

Thought I'd get in early with this one :p

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200508/r55033_149557.jpg

Superintendant Chalmers: You're fired!

Principal Skinner: I'm sorry, did you just call me a liar?

Superintendant Chalmers: No, I said you're fired.

Principal Skinner: Oh. That's much worse.

Gave me the idea thank you

Superintendetnt: well seymour you seem to be doing everything right im gonna give you a perfect 10
Skinner: Why thankyou superindentent
Superintendent: First ill start by making a full circle which represents a zero then ill make a dash to.........................


Stampede of kids

Superindtendent: SKINNER!!!!!!!!!!
Skinner: please superindtent
Superindtendent: you get a zer0 now seymour

[kane249]

http://www.essendonfc.com.au/images/players2004/stan.jpg

Stan, Stan he's our boy, if he won't do it no one... will

[And_ROOS]

http://www.essendonfc.com.au/images/players2004/stan.jpg
As soon as i saw that pic all i could think was this...

"Some folk'll never eat a skunk, and then again some folk'll, like Cletus the slack jawed yokel..."

[delirious1]

A moth is no more harmful than a Ladybug. Rod & Todd: A Ladybug?! AHHHH!
http://l.yimg.com/au.yimg.com/i/sp/afl/players/nathan_lonie_210050_l.jpghttp://l.yimg.com/au.yimg.com/i/sp/afl/players/ryan_lonie_210032_l.jpg

[GuzzLG]

http://www.essendonfc.com.au/images/07/DaveyMichaelMJohnson-disco.jpg

Disco Stu: Did you know that disco record sales were up 400% for the year ending 1976? If these trends continue... A-y-y-y!
[kicks his feet up on his desk wearing see-through platforms with water and fish inside]
Homer: Uh, your fish are dead.
Disco Stu: Yeah, I know. I... can't get them out of there.

[FiveStrings]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200506/r48890_129122.jpg

Jimmy: You can arrest me, but you'll never defeat the Cobras. Nothing can defeat a motorcycle gang!

[Shmoses]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200506/r48890_129122.jpg

Jimmy: You can arrest me, but you'll never defeat the Cobras. Nothing can defeat a motorcycle gang!Hahaha, awesome.

[FiveStrings]

http://www.essendonfc.com.au/images/04/r18g22.jpg

Homer: Wait a minute. Was that cat making out with that mouse? [menacingly] 'Cause if they were...

[Freo Big Fella]

http://www.latrobe.edu.au/alumni/profiles/images/AD_Agora2003_000.jpg

Barney: Hey, aren't you that guy that everybody hates?
Burns: No, I'm Monty Burns!

[Rory]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200506/r48890_129122.jpg
Didak incident


Larry: Everybody go nuts! I'm buying! [to Moe] Hey, Handsome, send the bill to my dad.
Moe: Okay, but the last guy who charged a drink to Burns turned up in a landfill.

[Mr Smiff]

Hello, myname is mr burns, i believe you have some letters for me.

Okay Mr. Burns what is your first name?

I dont know.......

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:V1dldziFwq_LCM:http://www.geocities.com/buckleysurfers2006/2006rd11burns1.jpg (http://images.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=http://www.geocities.com/buckleysurfers2006/2006rd11burns1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.geocities.com/buckleysurfers2006/photos2006.html&h=742&w=490&sz=279&hl=en&start=5&sig2=1EWkPOYsO6w9RqJOTPrVLw&um=1&tbnid=V1dldziFwq_LCM:&tbnh=141&tbnw=93&ei=2X6ARqK3JaaYggPqt4jMBQ&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dscott%2Bburns%26svnum%3D10%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%2 6rlz%3D1T4GFRC_enAU205AU206%26sa%3DN)


GO............!!!!!!
Warragul Dusties................yeh!

[Higgo]

http://static.flickr.com/23/44681403_7333efdda2_m.jpg

Milhouse: It's called lice, and it's nothing to be ashamed of!

[Higgo]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200404/r19199_47338.jpg

Hans: A poem, by Hans Moleman. I think that I shall never see, my cataracts are blinding me.