Comical Simpsons Quotes as they apply to Footy and Footballers

[Tarkyn_24]

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Hans: A poem, by Hans Moleman. I think that I shall never see, my cataracts are blinding me.
:thumbsu:1000th post:thumbsu:

[Tarkyn_24]

http://www.essendonfc.com.au/images/04/r18g22.jpg

Homer: Wait a minute. Was that cat making out with that mouse? [menacingly] 'Cause if they were...
Which team wears that red and blue jumper?

[Tarkyn_24]

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Bart: Hello, can I speak to a Seymour please? Last name Butts.
Moe: Listen everybody, is there a Seymour Butts here? Hey everybody, put down your glasses, I wanna Seymour Butts
Woulda worked better with Solomon

[Hirdsgun]

http://fremantlefc.com.au/portals/0/images/players/013202ah.jpg

"That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!"


Best thread ever!

This one made me laugh the most. :thumbsu:

[bigpapagman]

GO............!!!!!!
Warragul Dusties................yeh!


what is your problem? we need no more teasing.

dicknose.

[Mr Smiff]

what is your problem? we need no more teasing.

dicknose.

Lighten up, ya gumnut.......I used to go and watch them..........but not anymore:mad:

[bigpapagman]

in that case; you made the correct decision. last two games we have lost by 195 & 210 points respectively.


cheers!

[deedog2]

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Kirk: Uh, your Honor, please don't send my son to juvie.
He's basically a good kid; he's just weak --
morally, and in the upper body.

[deedog2]

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Homer: I'm here to break a world's record. What's the
longest anyone's ever done this? [jumps around,
making goofy faces and noises]

[delirious1]

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Hans: A poem, by Hans Moleman. I think that I shall never see, my cataracts are blinding me.
classic:thumbsu:

[deedog2]

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Marchers: We're here! We're queer! Get used to it!
Lisa: You do this every year! We are used to it.
Marcher: Spoilsport!

[bomberlegend2007]

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Man to Homer : Hay ive got a movie for you A Fridge To Far

[Mr Smiff]

in that case; you made the correct decision. last two games we have lost by 195 & 210 points respectively.


cheers!
Every dog has it's day/year........but I wasn't baggin' you.

I saw the Dusties win and lose..............and have a soft spot for them.

They used to play at Millers Oval........near the beautiful golf club.

...........how things have changed. Where do they play now........Showgrounds...?

[Freo Big Fella]

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Smithers: I like the way Snrub thinks!

[Freo Big Fella]

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Homer: Did I save the day?
Bart: Actually, you doomed us all.

[Hodge2Franklin]

Rory deserves some credit for this thread. It is the funniest and simply brilliant piece of work on this forum.

Rory for MOD!!!

[Ben the Gooner]

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Marchers: We're here! We're queer! Get used to it!
Lisa: You do this every year! We are used to it.
Marcher: Spoilsport!

Sour grapes? LUCAS!!!!!!

[bigpapagman]

Every dog has it's day/year........but I wasn't baggin' you.

I saw the Dusties win and lose..............and have a soft spot for them.

They used to play at Millers Oval........near the beautiful golf club.

...........how things have changed. Where do they play now........Showgrounds...?

jesus, thats a while ago....nah they share western park with the warragul gulls now.

[Mr Smiff]

jesus, thats a while ago....nah they share western park with the warragul gulls now.


I miss good old Warragul. Used to live in Gloucester Place.......know it?

[Vic Crow]

Guys, you know what's more interesting than Warragul? Simpsons quotes.

[deedog2]

Riviera: Boy, you're getting the transplant just in time, Homer.
[holds up what is obviously Snake's scalp] This is genuine
human hair.
Homer: This is legal, right?
Riviera: [pause] Yeah, sure, whatever

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[bigpapagman]

Guys, you know what's more interesting than Warragul? Simpsons quotes.

well put.

[Mr Smiff]

Guys, you know what's more interesting than Warragul? Simpsons quotes.

Don't give up ya day job........promise?????:thumbsu:

[deedog2]

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Homer: Okay guys, I've got a secret play I've been saving
for the Olympics, or possibly the Final Four, and it
goes something like this. [voice drops to a mumbled
whisper] *mumble* Skinner, I want you to block Carl,
Moe, you can take Professor Frink, Homer, you take
Groundskeeper Willie [turns] No way am I taking
Groundskeeper Willie [turns again] Yes you are, are
you a team player or not?
[they break out of the huddle, Homer dribbles up
court]

[deedog2]

Apu: Hello, I would like to take advantage of your baby prison.
Marge: We're calling it day care.
Apu: Yes, whatever, just take them.
Homer: Ah, aren't they sweet. Any medical things I should know
about?
Apu: [running off] Yes, probably ...

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[deedog2]

Marge: We've got to get to the hospital, Homer.
Homer: Okay, if the doctor asks why you cut it off, you caught me
in bed with four beautiful women.

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[deedog2]

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Marge: So... you want to go on tour with a traveling freak show.
Homer: I don't think I have a choice, Marge.
Marge: Of course you have a choice.
Homer: How do you figure?
Marge: You don't have to join a freak show just because the opportunity
came along.
Homer: You know, Marge, in some ways, you and I are very different
people.
-- After all these

[deedog2]

Homer: Oh, Marge. I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but
all I wanted was a club sandwitch.

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[deedog2]

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Manager: Homer, I'm sorry. There's nothing worse than a yellow-bellied
freak... unless that's his act. I expect your letter of
resignation on my desk.

[Teagson]

Burns: Relax, Simpson. I just brought you in here for a friendly
hello...
Homer: Whew... [heart slows down]
Burns: ... and goodbye! You're fired!
Homer: [gags] [heart speeds up]
Burns: But, wait. Perhaps I'm being too hasty. You are highly
skilled...
Homer: Whew... [heart slows down]
Burns: ... at goofing off!
Homer: Aaargh! [heart beats faster]
Burns: Now don't worry, Homer. You're the kind of guy I could really
dig...
Homer: Whew... [heart slows down]
Burns: ... a grave for!
Homer: Aaargh! [heart beats faster than anything]
Burns: Your indolence is inefficacious!
Homer: [stares blankly] [heart beats normally]
Burns: That means, you're terrible!
Homer: Aarrggghh! [heart goes crazy] [collapses]

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[bus24]

Very nice with the Fev one :thumbsu:

[Teagson]

Marley: Do you mind if I say a few words?
Burns: Oh me me me, I need all the attention just because it's my party...
Marley: Please don't make me retire, my job is the only thing that keeps me alive, I never married and my dog is dead... [music begins to play] I'm not finished!
Burns: Oh yes you are! [Goons throw Marley from the caboose]

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[FiveStrings]

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Homer: I've come up with Bart's punishment. First, he's grounded. No leaving the house, not even for school. Second, no egg nog. In fact, no nog, period. Third, absolutely no stealing for three months.

[jnash196]

Nerd 3: Yeah. Some guys at MIT are sending us reasons why Captain
Picard is better than Captain Kirk.
Nerd 1: Hah! They're outta their minds.

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[PowerForGood]

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Bart
"Inside the heart of every criminal beats the heart of a ten-year old boy"

Lisa
"and vice-versa"

[PowerForGood]

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Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.

[PowerForGood]

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Sideshow Bob: By the way, I'm aware of the irony of appearing on TV in order to decry it, so don't bother pointing that out.

[Mr Smiff]

Marge: Homer...why do you drink so much..??

Homer: I'm counting how much I drink, before I get drunk.

[davey_magik]

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Jimmy: You can arrest me, but you'll never defeat the Cobras. Nothing can defeat a motorcycle gang!

Brilliant :D

[And_ROOS]

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Sideshow Bob: By the way, I'm aware of the irony of appearing on TV in order to decry it, so don't bother pointing that out.

:thumbsu::thumbsu::thumbsu: GOLD :D

[Rory]

Marley: Do you mind if I say a few words?
Burns: Oh me me me, I need all the attention just because it's my party...
Marley: Please don't make me retire, my job is the only thing that keeps me alive, I never married and my dog is dead... [music begins to play] I'm not finished!
Burns: Oh yes you are! [Goons throw Marley from the caboose]

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Classic :thumbsu:

[GuzzLG]

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Bart: Whacking Day is a sham! It was originally conceived in 1922 as an excuse to beat up on the Irish.
Old Irishman: 'Tis true! I took many a lump, but 'twas all in fun!

[Tigerdrive]

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Sideshow Bob: By the way, I'm aware of the irony of appearing on TV in order to decry it, so don't bother pointing that out.

Love it :thumbsu:

[jo172]

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Bart: Whacking Day is a sham! It was originally conceived in 1922 as an excuse to beat up on the Irish.
Old Irishman: 'Tis true! I took many a lump, but 'twas all in fun!

Gold, but surprising it took this long!

[showdownhero]

Gold, but surprising it took this long!
I'd been plotting it for a month or so but I'm just too damn lazy. ARRRGH!!!!

[deedog2]

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Lisa: Bobo: it's Mr. Burns' bear all right.
Homer: Well, Burns isn't getting _this_ back cheap, I can tell you that.
{He's gonna have to give me...my own recording studio!}
{[In a studio, Homer sings]} {Two all-beef patties special sauce,
lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame-seed bun. [drools]}
Man: {Homer, you're drooling on the mike again.}

[deedog2]

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Homer: Mmm...sixty four slices of American cheese.
[Takes the stack to the table and sits down]
Sixty four...[eats it]
Sixty three...[eats it]
[Next morning]
Two...[eats it really slowly]
One...[eats it]
[Marge walks in]
Marge: [incredulous] Have you been up all night eating cheese?
Homer: [slurred] I think I'm blind...

[deedog2]

Burns: I feel like such a free spirit, and I'm really enjoying this
so-called..._iced_ cream.
Smithers: Sir, in the spirit of the festival and everything, I'd just
like to say that...[clears throat]...I...love you.
Burns: Hmm?
Smithers: [hastily] In those colors! [aside] Oh, who am I kidding? The
boathouse was the time!

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[deedog2]

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Bart: What is this place?
Nerd 1: The refuge of the damned.

[deedog2]

Jasper: Oh!...my cataracts are gone. I can see again! All the beauty
of na --
[Another laser hits him in the eyes]
I'm blind. Oh well: easy come, easy go.}

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[deedog2]

Krusty: [looking over] Hey, nice quote uniforms, endquote.
Kent: [pretending] This just in, a new addition to our worst-dressed
list: those guys! [his team laughs]
Apu: Oh, forget this. I am far too fragile to withstand an evening
of barbs like that.
Homer: Aw, come on: if we quit now, we'll _never_ know how badly
they're going to beat us!
Moe: Yeah, you're right. That's the kind of thing that would haunt
you.

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[jnash196]

Krusty: [looking over] Hey, nice quote uniforms, endquote.
Kent: [pretending] This just in, a new addition to our worst-dressed
list: those guys! [his team laughs]
Apu: Oh, forget this. I am far too fragile to withstand an evening
of barbs like that.
Homer: Aw, come on: if we quit now, we'll _never_ know how badly
they're going to beat us!
Moe: Yeah, you're right. That's the kind of thing that would haunt
you.

http://afl.allthestats.com/pics/jump/Frem1.gif

It's funny on so many levels

[kane249]

Mr. Burns (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Burns):You did this? How could you be so irresponsible?
Homer: Uh...it's my first day.
Mr Burns: Since I've never seen you before, maybe it is your first day. Very well, carry on.
*Smithers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smithers) interjects*
Smithers:Uh, sir, that's Homer Simpson, he's been working he for ten years!
Mr. Burns: Oh really? Why did you think you could lie to me?
Homer: It's my first day.
Mr. Burns: Well, why didn't you say....guhwhoo...You're fired!

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[MightyFighting]

Homer: Secrets and lies. It's always secrets and lies...

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[deedog2]

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Gatekeeper: Name, please.
Homer: Simpson family.
Marge: We're not poor.
[looks around nervously]
Well, we're not.

[deedog2]

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Lisa: Forget it, Dad. If I ever become famous, I want it to be for
something worthwhile, not because of some obnoxious fad.
Bart: Obnoxious fad?
Homer: Aw, don't worry, son. You know, they said the same thing about
Urkel, a -- that little snot boy! I'd like to smash that kid!

[deedog2]

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Marge: There's going to be twice as much love in this house as there is
now!
Homer: We're going to start doing it in the morning?!

[deedog2]

Wiggum: Aw, they're not so tough.
Lou: Um...Chief, that wasn't a monster. That was the captain of the
high school basketball team.
Wiggum: Uh, yeah, well, he was turning into a monster. Yeah.

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[Falchoon]

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Sideshow Bob: By the way, I'm aware of the irony of appearing on TV in order to decry it, so don't bother pointing that out.


Haven't seen this thread before, but that is cutting edge right there, brilliant

[Big Cox]

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Principal Skinner : But Im trying mother
Mrs Skinner : Your failing Seymour. What is it with you and failure?

[Jabso]

Homer: (to trampoline) Alright, you win for now… But some day you'll RUST!!! RUST, I TELL YA!!! (laughs hysterically)

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/8692/thomas3gd0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Teagson]

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Chief Wiggum: Comic Book Guy, you're under arrest for the possession of illegal videos. [covering his eyes] But we'll reduce your sentence if you put your pants on - fast! God!

[Teagson]

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Krusty: [on TV] Hi Kids! Welcome to Kamp Krusty! Hoo huh hoo heh ha heh!
I'll see you in a few weeks! Until then, I turn things over to my
bestest buddy in the whole wide world, [obviously dubbed]
<Mr. Black>. I want you to treat <Mr. Black> with the same respect
you would give me. Now here's <Mr. Black>.

[Teagson]

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Barney: Hey, Homer, I'm worried about the beer supply. After this case, and the other case, there's only one case left.

[Teagson]

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Lenny: So then I said to the cop, "No, you're driving under the influence ... of being a jerk."

[deedog2]

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Krusty: [on TV] Hi Kids! Welcome to Kamp Krusty! Hoo huh hoo heh ha heh!
I'll see you in a few weeks! Until then, I turn things over to my
bestest buddy in the whole wide world, [obviously dubbed]
<Mr. Black>. I want you to treat <Mr. Black> with the same respect
you would give me. Now here's <Mr. Black>.

awesome dude!

[deedog2]

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Krusty: [slapping Sideshow Mel] I thought I told you to stay away from
my sister!!
[a song comes on the radio]
[softens] Oh, here's 50 bucks. Take her to the Copa.

[delirious1]

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I'm an old man. I hate everything but Matlock. Ooh, it's on now

[And_ROOS]

http://fifthestate.rmit.edu.au/images/articles/07102005095210-0.jpg
I'm an old man. I hate everything but Matlock. Ooh, it's on now

Replace the word Matlock with ruckman and you have his entire dialogue from On The Couch.

[showdownhero]

Replace the word Matlock with ruckman and you have his entire dialogue from On The Couch.
GOLD!!!!

[diablo14]

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Homer: Welcome to Dumpsville, Population - YOU!

[PowerForGood]

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Homer: Cleaning my gun with the safety off, safety off, safety off, cleaning my gun with the - (shoots the gun accidently)
Lisa: Dad, you just killed a poor, defenseless buffalo!
Homer: A poor, delicious buffalo, Lisa. He'll be enough food for the whole wagon train. (shoots again)
Lisa: Dad, why did you shoot that one?
Homer: Dessert.

[Mr Lizard]

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Homer: Cleaning my gun with the safety off, safety off, safety off, cleaning my gun with the - (shoots the gun accidently)
Lisa: Dad, you just killed a poor, defenseless buffalo!
Homer: A poor, delicious buffalo, Lisa. He'll be enough food for the whole wagon train. (shoots again)
Lisa: Dad, why did you shoot that one?
Homer: Dessert.

hahahaha

Moe(?): That baby can flash-fry a buffalo in under 40 seconds.
Homer: 40 seconds? Awwww, but I want it now!

[Teagson]

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Kent Brockman: Scientists say they're also less attractive physically and while we speak in a well-educated manner, they tend to use low-brow expressions like 'oh yeah?' and 'com'ere a minute.'
Homer: Oh yeah? They think they're better than us, huh? Bart! Com'ere a minute.
Bart: You com'ere a minute."
Homer: Oh yeah?

[Teagson]

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Mr. Burns: So do you have a way to get rid of the protesters?
Grandpa: One way to get rid of them is to tell 'em stories that dont go anywhere. Like the time we went over to Shelbyville during the war, I wore an onion on my belt....which was the style at the time...you couldnt get those white ones, you could only get those big yellow ones.................now where was I........oh yeah, the important thing was I was wearing an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time, you couldnt get those... (trails off)

[C-Dog]

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Mr. Burns: So do you have a way to get rid of the protesters?
Grandpa: One way to get rid of them is to tell 'em stories that dont go anywhere. Like the time we went over to Shelbyville during the war, I wore an onion on my belt....which was the style at the time...you couldnt get those white ones, you could only get those big yellow ones.................now where was I........oh yeah, the important thing was I was wearing an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time, you couldnt get those... (trails off)



more like terry

[PowerForGood]

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I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.

[PowerForGood]

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I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.

[PowerForGood]

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This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you.

[deedog2]

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Horst: Homer, could ve have a word with you?
Homer: No.
Horst: I must have phrased that badly.
My English is, how you say, inelegant.
I meant to say, may we have a brief friendly chat.
Homer: No.
Horst: Once again, I have failed. [consults phrasebook]
We request the pleasure of your company for a free exchange
of ideas.
Homer: [runs away in panic]

[deedog2]

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Man 1: You have been safety inspector for two years.
What initiatives have you spearheaded in that time?
Homer: Uh... All of them?
Man 1: I see. ... Then you must have some good ideas for the future as well?
Homer: I sure do!
Man 1: [waits for a follow-up, which doesn't come]

[deedog2]

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Homer: Oh Marge, how could you let me let myself go like this?
Marge: Me? I'm not the one who puts butter in your coffee.

[deedog2]

or...

Apu: So what will it be Mr. Homer? Your usual bucket of ice cream covered with miniature pies?

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[deedog2]

Lisa: Dad, is this another one of those situations that could be solved by
a simple apology?
Homer: I never apologize, Lisa. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.

http://www.geelongadvertiser.com.au/images/uploadedfiles/editorial/pictures/2007/04/24/Ben-Cousins.jpg

[bigpapagman]

http://www.geelongblog.com/archives/Max%20Rooke.jpg

Horst: Homer, could ve have a word with you?
Homer: No.
Horst: I must have phrased that badly.
My English is, how you say, inelegant.
I meant to say, may we have a brief friendly chat.
Homer: No.
Horst: Once again, I have failed. [consults phrasebook]
We request the pleasure of your company for a free exchange
of ideas.
Homer: [runs away in panic]


what?

[FiveStrings]

what?

I think it's because Jared/Max Rooke has gone to Germany for radical treatment on his hamstring...

[diablo14]

http://www.geelongblog.com/archives/Max%20Rooke.jpg

Horst: Homer, could ve have a word with you?
Homer: No.
Horst: I must have phrased that badly.
My English is, how you say, inelegant.
I meant to say, may we have a brief friendly chat.
Homer: No.
Horst: Once again, I have failed. [consults phrasebook]
We request the pleasure of your company for a free exchange
of ideas
Homer: [runs away in panic]

I think it's because Jared/Max Rooke has gone to Germany for radical treatment on his hamstring...

Shh don't mention the war!

[MightyFighting]

Bart: I can't promise I'll try, but I promise I'll try to try.

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/07/14/kewell_viduka_wideweb__470x310,0.jpghttp://svcs.sportalasia.net/shared/media/images/ac2007-logo-launch-001.jpg

[parano1a]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200508/r54801_148759.jpghttp://www.saintsational.com/images/squad/2005/gehrig.jpghttp://img.footywire.com/afl/img/player/20/simon_black.jpg
Marge: You know, the courts may not be working any more, but as long as everyone is videotaping everyone else, justice will be done.

[PowerForGood]

http://fremantlefc.com.au/portals/0/images/players/013829bt.jpg

Homer : Hey, Flanders! You're the worst coach this team has ever had!
Marge : He's the only coach this team has ever had, and the season hasn't even started yet!
Homer : Yeah, well, he's wearing that hat like an idiot.
Marge : You know, Homer, its very easy to criticise.
Homer : Fun, too.

[delirious1]

http://www.saxton.com.au/saxton_db_data/images/Connolly_Chris.jpg

"uh-oh spaghetti-o's"

[greennick]

Bart: I can't promise I'll try, but I promise I'll try to try.

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/07/14/kewell_viduka_wideweb__470x310,0.jpghttp://svcs.sportalasia.net/shared/media/images/ac2007-logo-launch-001.jpg

Kind of lost significance after the past 24 hours...

[FiveStrings]

http://www.saxton.com.au/saxton_db_data/images/Connolly_Chris.jpg

Homer: [on phone] Hello, Mr Burns? It's Homer Simpson here, the father of the big quitter. I just want you to know that I'm a big quitter too, and I quit. [wink]
Marge: Homer, Mr Burns can't see you winking.
Homer: Aaargh!

[showdownhero]

Kind of lost significance after the past 24 hours...
How exactly? We beat the soccer powerhous of THAILAND wooow we'll shit the asia cup in now.

[Rory]

Marge: Homer, tell your child what you bought when I sent you to town to get some insurance.
Homer: Curse you, magic beans!
Marge: Oh, stop blaming the beans.

Fremantle's trading away draft picks in trade week
http://www.deckchairtheatre.com.au/oldsite/images/2005/thumbs/dockers.jpg

[steainsy]

http://www.saxton.com.au/saxton_db_data/images/Connolly_Chris.jpg

Homer: [on phone] Hello, Mr Burns? It's Homer Simpson here, the father of the big quitter. I just want you to know that I'm a big quitter too, and I quit. [wink]
Marge: Homer, Mr Burns can't see you winking.
Homer: Aaargh!
Haha!

[MightyFighting]

Elephant keeper: Elephants are a lot like people, Mrs. Simpson. Some of them act badly because they've had a hard life or been mistreated, while some of them are just jerks.

http://www.abc.net.au/austory/img/20000706-1.jpg

[Mancey]

http://www.fullpointsfooty.net/images/CLewisWCE.jpghttp://www.fullpointsfooty.net/images/TVineyMelb.jpg

Homer: Fiddle dee dee. That will require a tetanus shot....

[FiveStrings]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200507/r52566_141339.jpg

Homer: I'm a rageaholic! I just can't get enough rageahol!

[delirious1]

http://www.geelongblog.com/archives/Max%20Rooke.jpg

"okay so homer, your new name is now mr johnson, do you understand?"
"yup"
"okay so lets do a pretend run, hello mr jonhson"
"i think he's talking to you..."