Comical Simpsons Quotes as they apply to Footy and Footballers

[Rory]

Rev. Lovejoy:Well, I'm glad some people could resist the lures of the big game.

Man: Oh, my God! I forgot the game!

http://static.flickr.com/80/256229167_1be3a07d86_m.jpg

[Hodge2Franklin]

Rory can you do this for me because I am not very good with the Simpsons.

But the other day I watched one on Foxtel when Homer became a Sex Education Teacher.

At one stage he sat up in front of the class and just said UMMM in about 15 different tones and for about 60 secs... Pisser.

Just thought it might work for a Terry Wallet spin cycle quote.

[Rory]

Rory can you do this for me because I am not very good with the Simpsons.

But the other day I watched one on Foxtel when Homer became a Sex Education Teacher.

At one stage he sat up in front of the class and just said UMMM in about 15 different tones and for about 60 secs... Pisser.

Just thought it might work for a Terry Wallet spin cycle quote.

I'll do a couple :thumbsu:


Lisa: I think it's great you're a teacher, Dad. So, will be you lecturing from a standardized text or using the more socratic method of interactive class participation?
Homer:[condescending] Yes, Lisa. Daddy's a teacher.

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200408/r27163_67317.jpg



Heres your quote H2F

Homer: OK, let's get started....Uh...um...umm...hmm

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200408/r27163_67317.jpg

[Rory]

Right, here's the 4-1-1, folks. Say some gangsta is dissin' your fly girl. You just give 'em one of these. [Fires shotgun]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5254752,00.jpg

[Pav for AA]

Let it go umpy. Time to raise the arms and let Gilly snaffle this one, it's done it's dash :thumbsu:

[Hodge2Franklin]

I'll do a couple :thumbsu:


Lisa: I think it's great you're a teacher, Dad. So, will be you lecturing from a standardized text or using the more socratic method of interactive class participation?
Homer:[condescending] Yes, Lisa. Daddy's a teacher.

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200408/r27163_67317.jpg



Heres your quote H2F

Homer: OK, let's get started....Uh...um...umm...hmm

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200408/r27163_67317.jpg

You are the best Rory, I love your stuff.

Thank you.

Now all I can hear in my head is Homer's umummmmmm hmmmmm ummmmm ...lol:D:D:D

[crudbucket]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1058035006945_2003/07/15/16s_ratten,0.jpg

"What, me worry?"

I know it's not a Simpsons quote, but I cannot believe that Carlton's new Coach is Alfred E Neumann !!!! :p

[GuzzLG]

http://www.saxton.com.au/saxton_db_data/images/Frawley_Danny.jpg
Lenny: See, that 'ping' sound means the spit was on target.

[ashley12]

I'll do a couple :thumbsu:


Lisa: I think it's great you're a teacher, Dad. So, will be you lecturing from a standardized text or using the more socratic method of interactive class participation?
Homer:[condescending] Yes, Lisa. Daddy's a teacher.

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200408/r27163_67317.jpg



Heres your quote H2F

Homer: OK, let's get started....Uh...um...umm...hmm

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200408/r27163_67317.jpg

Rory you are a machine:thumbsu:

[jnash196]

Apu: You've failed at everything you have ever tried
Homer: I guess you have my number there

http://www.deckchairtheatre.com.au/oldsite/images/2005/thumbs/dockers.jpg

[Shmoses]

http://www.saxton.com.au/saxton_db_data/images/Frawley_Danny.jpg
Lenny: See, that 'ping' sound means the spit was on target.hahahahaha

[MightyFighting]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/08/19/power_300x368,0.jpg

Shelbyvillian 1: Sounds like Springfield has a discipline problem.
Shelbyvillian 2: (laughing) Yeah, maybe that's why we beat them at football nearly half the time.

[MightyFighting]

Zapp Brannigan: What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/09/22/pt_sp_ump_2309_ent-lead__200x317.jpg

[Hawkamania!]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/09/22/pt_sp_ump_2309_ent-lead__200x317.jpg

Helen Lovejoy: You are so blind, even Jesus couldn't heal you!

[DOCKER MAN]

Homer: I challenge you to a duel
http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200609/r104781_322272.jpghttp://www.theserve.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/ben-cousins.jpg

[kane249]

Bart: Remember when Tom had you in that headlock and you screamed, "I'm a hemophiliac!," and when he let you go, you kicked him in the back?
Homer: Yeah.
Bart: Will you teach me how to do that?
Homer: Sure, boy. First, you gotta shriek like a woman and keep sobbing until he turns away in disgust. That's when it's time to kick some back. And then when he's lying down on the ground,...
Bart: Yeah.
Homer: Kick him in the ribs.
Bart: Yeah.
Homer: Step on his neck.
Bart: Yeah.
Homer: And run like hell.

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200609/r104781_322273.jpg

[Rory]

http://www.saxton.com.au/saxton_db_data/images/Frawley_Danny.jpg
Lenny: See, that 'ping' sound means the spit was on target.

This would be one of the best :thumbsu:

[FiveStrings]

"What, me worry?"

I know it's not a Simpsons quote, but I cannot believe that Carlton's new Coach is Alfred E Neumann !!!! :p

Luckily there's a way around it...

http://www.theage.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1058035006945_2003/07/15/16s_ratten,0.jpg

Alfred E Neumann: Get me Kaputnik and Fonebone. I want to see their drawings for "New Kids on the Blecch!" And where's my fershluggen pastrami sandwiches?

[HotDog]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/4/4c/HawthornHawks.jpg VS http://www.southernfootball.com.au/images/afl_pafc.gif

As Tassie choke in the dying minutes


**All school spelling bee**

Skinner: "Your word is 'choke'"
Milhouse: "Oh, I know this one, it's easy.
(smacks forehead)
OH MAN!"

[Clint Bizkit]

http://www.southernfootball.com.au/images/afl_mfc.gif V http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b6/2006_AFL_Carlton2006.jpg/225px-2006_AFL_Carlton2006.jpg Round 22, 2007

S2dnrDwMdpw

[jo172]

http://www.southernfootball.com.au/images/afl_mfc.gif V http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b6/2006_AFL_Carlton2006.jpg/225px-2006_AFL_Carlton2006.jpg Round 22, 2007


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2dnrDwMdpw

S2dnrDwMdpw;)

[deedog2]

http://img.footywire.com/afl/img/player/6/jobe_watson.jpg
http://www.saxton.com.au/saxton_db_data/images/Watson_Tim%20.jpg
Marge: You must be pretty proud of you son.
Abe Simpson: You think so wouldn't you?

[Hawkamania!]

This one is dedicated to HotDog (http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/member.php?u=22960), geelong_crazy26 (http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/member.php?u=22129) and NitWit (http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/member.php?u=37638), the Moe Syzlaks of BigFooty. In this scene a [buzz] is for a lie and a [ding] is for the truth.

Eddie: Checks out. OK, sir, you're free to go.
Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight. [buzz]
A date. [buzz]
Dinner with friends. [buzz]
Dinner alone. [buzz]
Watching TV alone. [buzz]
All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the
Victoria's Secret catalog. [buzz]
[weakly] Sears catalog. [ding]
[angry] Now would you unhook this already, please? I don't
deserve this kind of shabby treatment! [buzz]

Enjoy ogling your junk mail ladies Flog Squad.:thumbsu:

[GuzzLG]

This would be one of the best :thumbsu:
I'm just surprised that you didn't post it when you came out with the quotes of Moe and Homer teaching from the very same episode.

[showdownhero]

http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/1732/r50378133918uh2.jpg VS http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/7276/r1856845798qg3.jpg

Lovejoy: (to the kids in Sunday school) I know one of you is responsible for this, so repeat after me:
"If I withold the truth, may I go STRAIGHT to hell, where I will eat NAUGHT but burning hot coals and drink NAUGHT but burning hot cola!
Ralph: (scared) Where fiery demons will punch me in the back...
Bart: (bored) ...where my soul will be chopped into confetti and strewn upon a parade of murderers and single mothers...
Milhouse: (slightly nervous) ...where my tongue will be torn out by ravenous birds.
(outside, a crow stares at Milhouse)
Crow: KRAW!!!!
Milhouse: Bart did it! That Bart, right there!

[ashley12]

This one is dedicated to HotDog (http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/member.php?u=22960) and geelong_crazy26 (http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/member.php?u=22129) the Moe Syzlaks of BigFooty. In this scene a [buzz] is for a lie and a [ding] is for the truth.

Eddie: Checks out. OK, sir, you're free to go.
Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight. [buzz]
A date. [buzz]
Dinner with friends. [buzz]
Dinner alone. [buzz]
Watching TV alone. [buzz]
All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the
Victoria's Secret catalog. [buzz]
[weakly] Sears catalog. [ding]
[angry] Now would you unhook this already, please? I don't
deserve this kind of shabby treatment! [buzz]

Enjoy ogling your junk mail ladies Flog Squad.:thumbsu:

Good stuff

[alo_saints_fan]

http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs8/300W/i/2006/165/e/2/homer_simpson_on_a_chair_by_HamJava.jpg
Homer: "Can't talk, eating"

http://www.realfooty.com.au/ffximage/2007/06/21/wbFOOTYwhitnall_narrowweb__300x468.jpg

[AlbertMagoolie]

Corey Enright to Brisbane opponents: "EAT MY SHORTS!" :eek:

[AlbertMagoolie]

Or maybe he should say: "WHO ATE MY SHORTS?"

[AlbertMagoolie]

Seeing no-one else is adding anything, I'll just amuse myself here....

Steven Baker does a Bart after decking Jeff Farmer:

"Ididn'tdoitnobodysawmedoitthere'snowayanybodycanproveanythin g."

(Don't know why there's a space between "thi" and "ng". It's not there on the preview, and I can't get rid of it. :()

[dom_105]

Homer: This is not Happy Days, and he is not the Fonz!

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200703/r134231_451165.jpg

[fuzzyswan]

http://www.realfooty.com.au/ffximage/2007/05/26/GALL_HAW_SS2_gallery__291x400.jpghttp://img.footywire.com/afl/img/player/11/campbell_brown.jpg

Artie: Marge, I would appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone about my busy hands. Not so much for myself, but I am so respected, it would damage the TOWN to hear it. Good night.

[Xcat]

Boss: I don't recall saying good luck

http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/5601/northmelbournekangarooswm4.th.jpg (http://img161.imageshack.us/my.php?image=northmelbournekangarooswm4.jpg)

[Hawkamania!]

http://www.realfooty.com.au/ffximage/2007/05/26/GALL_HAW_SS2_gallery__291x400.jpghttp://img.footywire.com/afl/img/player/11/campbell_brown.jpg

Artie: Marge, I would appreciate it
if you didn't tell anyone about my busy hands.
Not so much for myself,
but I am so respected,
it would damage the TOWN to hear it.
Good night.

One of the best yet. :thumbsu::D

[Vic Crow]

Full marks for the Judd and Brown one! One of the best I've seen.

[Vic Crow]

"Owwwww, my groin."

http://www.mcg.org.au/content/image/00001165-image.jpg

Credit to Shmoses. This one was his idea.

[delirious1]

"Owwwww, my groin."

http://www.mcg.org.au/content/image/00001165-image.jpg

Credit to Shmoses. This one was his idea.
Good one:thumbsu:

[Arecsa]

Superintendent Chalmers: My God, the rod up that man's butt must have a rod up its butt!

http://www.realfooty.com.au/ffximage/2007/02/01/rf_expert_profile_pics_rw.jpg

:D:thumbsu: Hilarious. Some absolute classics in here, best thread on BigFooty.

[AFKAJR]

MOE: It's like my Dad always said "eventually everybody gets shot"

http://www.afana.com/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=5654&g2_serialNumber=2 (http://www.afana.com/drupal/v/anzac2006/anzac4b.jpg.html?g2_imageViewsIndex=1)

[YOTC]

Corey Enright to Brisbane opponents: "EAT MY SHORTS!" :eek:
I'll play on with this one..

http://img.footywire.com/afl/img/player/20/michael_rischitelli.jpghttp://gfc.com.au/portals/0/images/players/cats/Corey_Enright_small.jpg

Skinner: I'm going to enjoy devouring you, Bart Simpson. Yes...I
believe I'll start, as you've so often suggested, by eating
your shorts.

Couldn't find the actual photo of the incident (not that i looked hard). You get the idea though.

[kane249]

Freo fans talking about West Coast

Man: Missing Children? Sounds like Springfield has a discipline problem
2nd Man: Maybe that's why we beat them at Football nearly half the time
(They all laugh)

http://www.fhmrf.com.au/images/patrons/new_ffc_logo.jpghttp://www.nationmaster.com/wikimir/images/upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/18/West_Coast_Eagles_logo.gif

[shoe]

Ok, nothing beats this one, even if it isn't a direct quote :D

A poster by the name of Elmer 74 on PuntRoadEnd came up with this little beauty. You won't get what the posters names is all about, but you should still enjoy it :D

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/e/eb/200px-Lyle_Lanley.pnghttp://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200408/r27163_67317.jpg

To the theme of the 'Monorail' song.......................

GM: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine,
Bona fide,
Electrified,
Five-year plan!
What'd I say?
TW: Five year plan!
GM: What's it called?
Richo+Browny: Five year plan?!
TW+GM: That's right! Five year plan

[crowd chants `Five-year plan’ softly and rhythmically]

Redford: I hear those things are awfully suspect...
TW: We’ll stay the course and end up perfect
GPB: Is there a chance the graph could bend?
TW: Not on your life, my pretty friend.
Bling: What about us skinny kids?
TW: We'll play you anyway next to Lids
Craig: Were you sent here by the devil?
GM: No, good sir, I'm on the level.
Leysy: The ring came off Leysy’s VB can.
TW: Take my stubby, my good man.
I swear it's Richmond's only choice...
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
All: Five year plan!
GM: What's it called?
All: Five year plan!
TW: Once again...
All: Five year plan!
Claw: But Petts and Bling are still soft and token...
Harry: Sorry, Claw, the duds have spoken!
All: Five-year plan!
Five-year plan!

Five-year plan!!
[B]Craig: Five…..D’uds!
That is just beautiful :thumbsu::thumbsu::thumbsu:

[SouthSwans]

Freo fans talking about West Coast

Man: Missing Children? Sounds like Springfield has a discipline problem
2nd Man: Maybe that's why we beat them at Football nearly half the time
(They all laugh)

http://www.fhmrf.com.au/images/patrons/new_ffc_logo.jpghttp://www.nationmaster.com/wikimir/images/upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/18/West_Coast_Eagles_logo.gif
Hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaaha :D :thumbsu:

[GuzzLG]

http://www.theaflblog.com/images/judd.gif
http://www.geocities.com/pipeline/reef/7289/12-1.gifhttp://www.pnc.com.au/~yum/afl/collingwood.gifhttp://www.pnc.com.au/~yum/afl/essendon.gifhttp://www.pnc.com.au/~yum/afl/nthmelbourne.gifhttp://www.cnsoup.net/zatsugaku/afl/demons.gifhttp://www.pnc.com.au/~yum/afl/richmond.gif
Lisa: "Do you think you can get the dental plan back?"
Homer: "Well, that depends on who's a better negotiator. Mr. Burns
or Me!"
Bart: "Dad! I'll trade you this delicious doorstop for your crummy old danish."
Homer: "Done and done! Heh Heh Heh!"

[Bart eats danish, while Homer's action sinks in ever so slowly into
his brain]

Homer: "D'OH!"

[FiveStrings]

http://www.theaflblog.com/images/judd.gif

Oh Juddy, how could you sign with a Victorian club?

Krusty: [quietly]Let's just say it moved me... [loudly] to a bigger house! Oops, I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet.

[kane249]

http://www.geocities.com/pipeline/reef/7289/12-1.gifhttp://www.pnc.com.au/~yum/afl/collingwood.gifhttp://www.pnc.com.au/~yum/afl/essendon.gifhttp://www.pnc.com.au/~yum/afl/nthmelbourne.gifhttp://www.cnsoup.net/zatsugaku/afl/demons.gifhttp://www.pnc.com.au/~yum/afl/richmond.gif
Lisa: "Do you think you can get the dental plan back?"
Homer: "Well, that depends on who's a better negotiator. Mr. Burns
or Me!"
Bart: "Dad! I'll trade you this delicious doorstop for your crummy old danish."
Homer: "Done and done! Heh Heh Heh!"

[Bart eats danish, while Homer's action sinks in ever so slowly into
his brain]

Homer: "D'OH!"

Thanks but we aren't Fremantle :p

[GuzzLG]

Thanks but we aren't Fremantle :p
I was just referring to the whole bidding war in general, not any particular club.

[kane249]

I was just referring to the whole bidding war in general, not any particular club.

Hehe i know, i'm just glad we don't have the same trading history that freo does

[Freo Big Fella]

http://www.bigfooty.com/bigfooty.gif

Lenny: If you ask me, Muhammad Ali in his prime was much better than anti-lock brakes.
Carl: Yeah, but what about Johnny Mathis versus Diet Pepsi?
Moe: Oh, I cannot listen to this again!

[thesting]

http://www.bigfooty.com/bigfooty.gif

Lenny: If you ask me, Muhammad Ali in his prime was much better than anti-lock brakes.
Carl: Yeah, but what about Johnny Mathis versus Diet Pepsi?
Moe: Oh, I cannot listen to this again!

Brilliant!!:thumbsu:

[greennick]

http://www.bigfooty.com/bigfooty.gif

Lenny: If you ask me, Muhammad Ali in his prime was much better than anti-lock brakes.
Carl: Yeah, but what about Johnny Mathis versus Diet Pepsi?
Moe: Oh, I cannot listen to this again!

Gold :thumbsu:

That is BF to a tee.

[Greg Miller= Messiah]

Juddy Leaving West Coast
West Coast fans: You all might think this is funny, but at the moment our chairman is at home crying like a little girl!!!

http://www.sjog.org.au/pls/portal/docs/1/46440.JPG

[sherrthecat]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/02/06/svEDDIE_narrowweb__300x324,0.jpg http://www.latrobe.edu.au/alumni/profiles/images/AD_Agora2003_000.jpg http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200410/r32638_80924.jpg

Bart/EM: Take him away, boys.
Chief Wiggum/AD: Hey, I'm the Police Chief here. Bake him away, toys.
Lou/AA: What was that, chief?
Chief Wiggum/AD: Do what the kid says.

[c0ze]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/02/06/svEDDIE_narrowweb__300x324,0.jpg http://www.latrobe.edu.au/alumni/profiles/images/AD_Agora2003_000.jpg http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200410/r32638_80924.jpg

Bart/EM: Take him away, boys.
Chief Wiggum/AD: Hey, I'm the Police Chief here. Bake him away, toys.
Lou/AA: What was that, chief?
Chief Wiggum/AD: Do what the kid says.

Brilliant!

[Frankston Rover]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/fc/Chris_Judd.JPG/200px-Chris_Judd.JPG

Recruiter: Thanks for letting us have this assembly, Sgt. Skinner.
Skinner: Anything for my beloved army.
Recruiter: How 'bout reenlisting?
Skinner: How 'bout you bite me?

[ashley12]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/fc/Chris_Judd.JPG/200px-Chris_Judd.JPG

Recruiter: Thanks for letting us have this assembly, Sgt. Skinner.
Skinner: Anything for my beloved army.
Recruiter: How 'bout reenlisting?
Skinner: How 'bout you bite me?

GOLD:thumbsu:

[And_ROOS]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1077384638800_2004/02/22/newsbazza,0.jpg
"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there." (Ralph Wiggum)

http://www.realfooty.com.au/ffximage/2007/02/01/rf_expert_profile_pics_cw.jpg
"Wait a minute, Marge. I saw 'Mrs. Doubtfire.' This is a man in drag!" (Homer)

http://www.foxsports.com.au/common/imagedata/0,5001,5438775,00.jpg
How many feel on his reasons for returning to Victoria...
"I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about to lie or just finished lying... but not when I am telling the truth." (Homer)

[High Voltage]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1058035006945_2003/07/15/16s_ratten,0.jpg http://www.latrobe.edu.au/alumni/profiles/images/AD_Agora2003_000.jpg
Burns(Ratten): Smithers(AndrewD), I've been thinking. Is it wrong to cheat (tank)to win a million-dollar bet(player)?
Smithers(AndrewD): Yes, sir.
Burns(Ratten): Let me rephrase that. Is it wrong if I cheat(tank) to win a million-dollar bet(player)?
Smithers(AndrewD): No, sir.
http://www.theaflblog.com/images/judd.gif

[fuzzyswan]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1058035006945_2003/07/15/16s_ratten,0.jpg http://www.latrobe.edu.au/alumni/profiles/images/AD_Agora2003_000.jpg
Burns(Ratten): Smithers(AndrewD), I've been thinking. Is it wrong to cheat (tank)to win a million-dollar bet(player)?
Smithers(AndrewD): Yes, sir.
Burns(Ratten): Let me rephrase that. Is it wrong if I cheat(tank) to win a million-dollar bet(player)?
Smithers(AndrewD): No, sir.
http://www.theaflblog.com/images/judd.gif
:D:thumbsu:

[Zarko]

Not an exact quote but close enough

Homer:Well, it looks like it was a good night for us all.
Marge: Thats not an award, its part of the set...
Homer: Nothing you say can diminish this honour. *Arm on award breaks off*

http://mm.afl.com.au/afl_archive/cp2/c2/webi/article/242438dc.jpg

[Hugshawks]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200706/r153223_549325.jpg
Worsfold: "We'll be rich. Rich like Nazi's."

[Beau_Waters for PM]

http://www.footywire.com/afl/img/player/19/beau_waters.jpg

Milhouse: Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?

Hilarious!

[WhoAteAllThePies]

This one is with regards to the West Coast Eagles
http://fifthestate.rmit.edu.au/images/articles/07102005095210-0.jpg

Abe: That doll is EVIL, I tells ya. Evil! Eeeeeeviillll!!!
Marge: Grandpa, you said that about all the presents.
Abe: I just want attention.

First rate.

[Freo Big Fella]

http://www.bomberblitz.com/~rmered/images/Geelong-2006.gif
http://www.bomberblitz.com/~rmered/images/Port-Home-2004.gif
http://www.latrobe.edu.au/alumni/profiles/images/AD_Agora2003_000.jpg

Homer: It's been three days and my mind is clearer. My sperm count is up, and I'm able to recognise simple shapes and patterns.
Lisa: Dad, you just said that three minutes ago.

[rhino49]

for all the people in line for grand final tickets, not 100% right but you get the drift


Homer: Heh-heh-heh, I did it. Second in line, and all I had to do was miss eight days of work.
Man: With the money you would have made working, you could have bought tickets from a scalper.
Homer: In theory, yes.
[sotto voce]
Homer: Jerk.

Man: Give me 100,000 tickets
Ticket Lady: That will be $5,000,000
Man: Look i dont have the money right now can i pay you later
Ticket Lady: Ok

[ashley12]

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Homer: It's been three days and my mind is clearer. My sperm count is up, and I'm able to recognise simple shapes and patterns.
Lisa: Dad, you just said that three minutes ago.

The winner

[sherrthecat]

Not an exact quote but close enough

Collingwood:Well, it looks like it was a good night for us all.
Andrew Demetriou: Thats not an award, its part of the set...
Collingwood: Nothing you say can diminish this honour. *Arm on award breaks off*

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Edited for accuracy

[Barabbas]

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Football player: [being interviewed]
This team is fired up. We came here to play!
Homer: Aw right! [picks up the phone to place his bet]
Lisa: [scoffing] He'll lose.
Homer: What? Didn't you hear what he said?
Lisa: Look at the fear in his eyes, listen to the quiver in his voice.
[poetically] He's a little boy lost in a game of men.

[God_King]

Homer: "And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned."

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[God_King]

Homer: "Son, this is the only time I'm ever gonna say this. It is not okay to lose."
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[kane249]

It's from South Park, not the Simpsons but in light of recent events in Greece and Germany....

playing' movies, makin' music and Fight-in' Round The World!

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Nathan Carroll: ...we're gonna have to go look for 'em. Where should we go fight people next, Brock?
Brock: TOOOOOOT
Nathan Carroll: Great idea! Brock thinks we should go to the faaar away of China. China is one of the oldest civilizations on earth. And from what I understand, they LOVE a good fight! So let's go!

Brock: TOOOT TOOOT [two men appear]
Man with Moustache: Oh my God! It's Nathan Carroll!
Nathan Carroll: [taunts back] Oh my God, it's Nathan Carroll! Oh my Gmah, bah bah byah byah! Why don't you mind your own business, you scrotum?! [punches each of them]

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[ashley12]

^^^^ Lmao^^^^

[torq]

This quote deserves another run... :)

Homer: Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.


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[Shmoses]

Came in to post that exact quote :thumbsu:

[timaah]

Sea captain: "Yarr, it's not his fault he's a sissy. Someone's been
coddling him."

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[GuzzLG]

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Lenny: Come on, make with the name.
Homer: Oh, I can't. I promised I wouldn't.
Moe: Aw, yeah, right, you ain't seen nobody.
[the others in the bar begin laughing at Homer, who imagines his new friends pleading with him not to reveal their secret]

Kim: Please don't tell anyone we're here.
Alec: You've got to keep our secret, Homer.
[the celebrity pleas are interrupted by a vision of a gray-haired
man, dressed in 19th Century fashions.]

Gray-Haired Man: Tell the people, Homer. They have the right to know
... about the celebrities' summer house (AFL players' medical records).
Homer: Who the hell are you?
Gray-Haired Man: What do you care? I'm telling you what you want to
hear.

[MightyFighting]

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"I'm sorry, but I can't divulge any information about that customer's secret, illegal account...

Oh crap, I shouldn't have said he was a customer...

Oh crap, I shouldn't have said that it was a secret...

Oh crap, I certainly shouldn't have said that it was illegal...

It's too hot today."

[Rory]

Boy: But why can't we just make a law against flag burning?
Amendment: Because that law would be unconstitutional
But if we CHANGED the Constitution...
Boy: Then we could make all sorts of crazy laws!
Amendment: Now you're catching on!

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[Link_Wray]

Boy: But why can't we just make a law against flag burning?
Amendment: Because that law would be unconstitutional
But if we CHANGED the Constitution...
Boy: Then we could make all sorts of crazy laws!
Amendment: Now you're catching on!

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Top shelf :thumbsu::D

[ashley12]

Rory is a machine!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsu:

[delirious1]

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"I can be a jerk and no one can stop me!"

[delirious1]

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Homer: You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed.

[Therussian]

Boy: But why can't we just make a law against flag burning?
Amendment: Because that law would be unconstitutional
But if we CHANGED the Constitution...
Boy: Then we could make all sorts of crazy laws!
Amendment: Now you're catching on!

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the cleverest so far.

[Teagson]

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(Lisa shows Alex around the school.)
Alex: Isn't that trophy case supposed to have trophies?
Lisa: Um, they were all wiped out in the big trophy fire.
(Principal Skinner walks by.)
Principal Skinner: Ah, I see the trophies are still out for cleaning. Eh, Lisa?

Reference to the Fremantle FC's "trophy case."

[Gilbert_Hodge]

Otto at an AA meeting.

My name is Otto and i looooooooove to get bloto!

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[Mancey]

^^^

Already done (who woulda thunk it), and its otto not auto

[shoe]

http://www.theaflblog.com/images/judd.gif

Oh Juddy, how could you sign with a Victorian club?

Krusty: [quietly]Let's just say it moved me... [loudly] to a bigger house! Oops, I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet.
LOL :D:thumbsu:

[Rory]

Not AFL but....

The Continental Soccer Association is coming to Springfield! It's all here - fast-kicking, low scoring, and ties? You bet!

http://www.showdebola.com.br/especiais/australia/imgs/aleague_logo.jpg

[ep2006]

http://www.emmitt22.com/gifs/empty-case.jpg

(Lisa shows Alex around the school.)
Alex: Isn't that trophy case supposed to have trophies?
Lisa: Um, they were all wiped out in the big trophy fire.
(Principal Skinner walks by.)
Principal Skinner: Ah, I see the trophies are still out for cleaning. Eh, Lisa?

Reference to the Fremantle FC's "trophy case."

gold! absolute gold :thumbsu: although they do have a wooden spoon, it wouldn't need to get polished...... ;)

[BK Eaglesfan]

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Homer: (Loud scream) "Shark Boy!!!"

[BK Eaglesfan]

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Apu: Hello. I am not interested in buying your house, but I would like to use your rest room, flip through your magazines, rearrange your carefully shelved items and handle your food products in an unsanitary manner.

[BK Eaglesfan]

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Frink: These unfortunate people here will be instantly killed. This circle, which I am sad to say we are in, will experience a slower, considerably more painful death.
(The rest of the AFL in 2007, with Port Adelaide 'in the circle')

[BK Eaglesfan]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40777000/jpg/_40777148_oz_300.jpgApu: [opens the bag which lets out a stench, he immediately closes the bag] OH MY GOD! If a dead fish and a homeless person had a baby, and the baby puked, and the dog ate the puke, this smells like the rear end of that dog! I'll give you any yogurt in the store just take that thing with you when you go!

[BK Eaglesfan]

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Kent Brockman: Earlier on this broadcast, I said a word so vile that it should only be uttered by Satan himself while sitting on the toilet. I apologize and will make a large donation to charities that fight teen cursing. Good night.

[Mancey]

http://www.ntnews.com.au/images/uploadedfiles/editorial/pictures/2007/10/01/38burgoyne.jpg

Frink: These unfortunate people here will be instantly killed. This circle, which I am sad to say we are in, will experience a slower, considerably more painful death.
(The rest of the AFL in 2007, with Port Adelaide 'in the circle')

There's something sorta disturbing about that pic. 2 guys going at it and Burgoyne just looking on with an expression that says "wtf?":D

[BK Eaglesfan]

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Homer: No way. Commercial is for losers and terrorists. I flew in private plane.

[BK Eaglesfan]

http://www.fullpointsfooty.net/images/TWatsonEss.jpg

Homer: When I put on these shorts, I'm not your father anymore, and judging by how tight they are, I'm never going to be anyone else's either.

[Hawkamania!]

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Ralph Wiggum

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The House

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Homer Simpson

Ralph (considering buying the Simpsons' house): I'll give you three crayons and my milk.
Cookie Kwan (to Homer): It's a good offer. I advise you to take it.
Homer: Make that a chocolate milk and you got a deal.
Ralph: I'm walking away.

[Chewy]

There's something sorta disturbing about that pic. 2 guys going at it and Burgoyne just looking on with an expression that says "wtf?":D

Perhaps he is thinking of another occasion when he looked on as two guys went at it.

[Mancey]

ooooh, thats right folks, he went there.