Comical Simpsons Quotes as they apply to Footy and Footballers

[BK Eaglesfan]

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Martin Prince Individually, we are weak, like a single twig. But as a bundle, we form a mighty ******. [a dictionary definition of "******" appears at the bottom of the screen.]





*******and before I end up in trouble, here is a similar definition

fag·ot also fag·got n.

A bundle of twigs, sticks, or branches bound together.
A bundle of pieces of iron or steel to be welded or hammered into bars.

Bugger, swear filter didn't like the word.....oh well, you can see from the definition what it was, and that I meant no harm ;)

[BK Eaglesfan]

http://www.toywebb.net/images/blueslogo.jpghttp://sportal.com.au/site/_content/leadimage/00010743-image.jpg

God: Oh don't you talk about family suffering with me! My son went to Earth once. I don't know what you people did to him, but he hasn't been the same ever since. [shows Jesus sitting on a swing looking down and spinning really slow]

[BK Eaglesfan]

http://www.bigfooty.com/bigfooty.gif

Homer: See Lisa, instead of one big-shot controlling all the media, now there's a thousand freaks xeroxing their worthless opinions.

[BK Eaglesfan]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/5/5e/200px-Untitled-op.png

boy Moe: That's right, you're workin' in the kitchen. That's how our camp pays the bills.
boy Carl: What bills? We got no water, no heat, we catch our own breakfast...

[C-Dog]

http://www.ntnews.com.au/images/uploadedfiles/editorial/pictures/2007/10/01/38burgoyne.jpg

Frink: These unfortunate people here will be instantly killed. This circle, which I am sad to say we are in, will experience a slower, considerably more painful death.
(The rest of the AFL in 2007, with Port Adelaide 'in the circle')

Ralph: Principal Skinner and Ms. Krapabble were in the janitors closet making babies and then one of the babies looked at me.

[placebo]

:Dhttp://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40777000/jpg/_40777148_oz_300.jpgApu: [opens the bag which lets out a stench, he immediately closes the bag] OH MY GOD! If a dead fish and a homeless person had a baby, and the baby puked, and the dog ate the puke, this smells like the rear end of that dog! I'll give you any yogurt in the store just take that thing with you when you go!


lolz.
Thats a good one.
Well done.:D

[SouthSwans]

http://www.bigfooty.com/bigfooty.gif

Homer: See Lisa, instead of one big-shot controlling all the media, now there's a thousand freaks xeroxing their worthless opinions.
:D :D :D

:thumbsu:

[eaglesalways]

Not an exact quote but close enough

Homer:Well, it looks like it was a good night for us all.
Marge: Thats not an award, its part of the set...
Homer: Nothing you say can diminish this honour. *Arm on award breaks off*

http://mm.afl.com.au/afl_archive/cp2/c2/webi/article/242438dc.jpg

Excellent! :D:thumbsu:

[poopa trooper]

http://www.ntnews.com.au/images/uploadedfiles/editorial/pictures/2007/10/01/38burgoyne.jpg

Frink: These unfortunate people here will be instantly killed. This circle, which I am sad to say we are in, will experience a slower, considerably more painful death.
(The rest of the AFL in 2007, with Port Adelaide 'in the circle')
haha brilliant! :D

best thread ever

[Freo Big Fella]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/fc/Chris_Judd.JPG/200px-Chris_Judd.JPG

Chief Wiggum: These gates are bulletproof, bombproof and battering ram resistant.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/bb/2006_AFL_Collingwood.jpg/250px-2006_AFL_Collingwood.jpg

Skinner: What happened to Johnny B?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6c/John_worsfold.jpg

Wiggum: He forgot to lock em. What am I bid?

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/02/27/pt_28n_pratt_ent-lead__200x231.jpg

Drug Dealer Type: One kilos!
Wiggum: Sold!

[Hugshawks]

http://www.tye.ca/upload/pictures/439.jpg

Essendon board on the Knight's decision.

[Link_Wray]

Judd arrives at Carlton on the cusp of a great new era

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Helicopter Pilot: Welcome to Itchy and Scratchy Land, where nothing can possibli go wrong...PossiblY go wrong. That's... That's the first thing that's ever gone wrong.

[trueblue_91]

http://img.footywire.com/afl/img/player/4/cain_ackland.jpg

Media: Look it is an inanimate Carbon Rod

[Dr Sanchez]

http://www.realfooty.com.au/ffximage/2007/06/30/wbCARLTONpratt_gallery__470x312.jpg
http://www.foxsports.com.au/common/imagedata/0,5001,5438661,00.jpg

"What good is money if you can't inspire terror in your fellow man?" - Mr. Burns

[Dr Sanchez]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/02/27/pt_28n_pratt_ent-lead__200x231.jpg

"All right, children. Let me have those letters. I'll send them to Santa's Workshop at the North Pole." - Marge
"Oh, please. There's only one fat guy that brings us presents and his name ain't Santa." - Bart

[Therussian]

last dozen have been brilliant

[Team Chemistry]

Judd arrives at Carlton on the cusp of a great new era

http://www.realfooty.com.au/ffximage/2007/06/30/wbCARLTONpratt_gallery__470x312.jpghttp://www.geelongadvertiser.com.au/images/uploadedfiles/editorial/pictures/2007/10/02/chris-judd-carlton.jpg


Helicopter Pilot: Welcome to Itchy and Scratchy Land, where nothing can possibli go wrong...PossiblY go wrong. That's... That's the first thing that's ever gone wrong.

supreme!
TC:eek:

[crawf_legend]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/5/5e/200px-Untitled-op.png Doh!!

[karldoh]

Homer: Now, everyone give me twenty laps and then hit the showers. Oh, Rod. You don't have to go. You're cut.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/72/Lance_whitnall.jpg

[deedog2]

http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,1658,5644330,00.jpg

http://www.austadiums.com/stadiums/photos/alberton.jpg



Steel Worker: Hot stuff coming through!

Bart: Dad, why did you take to a gay steelmill?

Homer: I don't know!

[Zarko]

(In relation to what WC fans may do to Judd [Looking at you Big Man:D] - Already been done but yeah)

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[The audience boos Burns' film]Mr. Burns: Smithers, are they booing me?http://www.geelongadvertiser.com.au/images/uploadedfiles/editorial/pictures/2007/10/09/17pratt.jpg

Smithers: No, they're saying..."Boo-urns. Boo-urns".

http://www.geelongadvertiser.com.au/images/uploadedfiles/editorial/pictures/2007/10/02/chris-judd-carlton.jpg

Mr. Burns: Are you saying Boo...or Boo-urns?

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5261490,00.jpg

[The audience boos louder]
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Moleman: I was saying Boo-urns.

(non-angry west coast fans who don't boo everyone under the moon from outside the club)

[DOCKER MAN]

(non-angry west coast fans who don't boo everyone under the moon from outside the club)
I thought they were a Myth or urban legend

[Zarko]

I thought they were a Myth or urban legendThere are a few - but in hiding at games :D

[JSFish]

Milhouse: But my mums says im cool.

http://thejay.thesystemisdown.com/wp-content/CameronLing.jpg

[750mlPump]

Homer: I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman.
ITS OUT SUPERMAN
http://www.wizard.com.au/images/misc/eddie.jpg

[Bumhead]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/02/27/pt_28n_pratt_ent-lead__200x231.jpg

Box Factory Tour Guide: The story of how two brothers (and five other men) parlayed a small business loan into a thriving paper-goods concern is a long and interesting one. And, here it is: it all began with the filing of form 637/A, the application for a small business or farm...

or

Guide: I'm not sure what kind of factory you're thinking of; we just make boxes here.

[Bumhead]

http://www.abc.net.au/sport/vfl/roundthree/web_mitchell2.jpgLisa



http://www.foxsports.com.au/common/imagedata/0,5001,5238838,00.jpgHomer

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.

[Bumhead]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/03/30/pt_everitt_3103_ent-lead__200x343.jpg

Mayor Quimby: I stand by my racial slur.

[Vic Crow]

OK, it's not Simpsons but it's Futurama so close enough and is really fitting right now.

http://realfooty.com.au/ffximage/2007/05/05/cousins_ben_250,0.jpg
Amy: Fool me 7 times, shame on you. Fool me 8 or more times, shame on me.

[rupert pupkin 87]

http://realfooty.com.au/ffximage/2007/05/05/cousins_ben_250,0.jpg
Here's another Futurama one
This is like the time my friend ben told me he wasn't on drugs and then he sold me his VCR.. then later I found out he was on drugs.
This reminds of that movie about an acid trip I saw when I was on that acid trip

[Freo Big Fella]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6c/John_worsfold.jpg
http://realfooty.com.au/ffximage/2007/05/05/cousins_ben_250,0.jpg

Lisa: and where have YOU been?
Homer:*head bowed*.....cockfight....

[ashley12]

Must... Resuscitate... Thread

[yioughtta]

(Homer) I did what any loving husband would do. I reached out to a gang of violent mobsters!


http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5545480,00.jpg

[Rockford]

Marge: That's right! Like my mother always said, you've got to stick it out, even if you picked the loser ... (sees Homer picking at his ear and looking at his finger afterward) ...to the bitter end.

_ipvdBnU8F8

[Anti Gold Coast]

The Hawks and their 'bandwagoness'

From episode: "Wild Bart's can't be broken"

Lenny: Quiet! We're watching the Isotopes.
Homer: Shut it off, they're losers.
Carl: Where you been? The Isotopes are on fire!
Moe: Yeah, that sniper at the all-star game was a blessing in
disguise.
Lenny: Now we're in the championship game!
Homer: Championship? Hmm?

[Homer ducks out of the bar for a moment, and reappears
totally decked out in 'Topes gear]

Homer: Woo! 'Topes rule! [guzzles a mug of beer]
Brockman: Well, here's a die-hard fan. Sir, your beloved Isotopes
are about to make history. Any thoughts?
Homer: Uh-huh, it's a great team, Kent. We never gave up hope
... I wanna thank Jesus, and say hi to my special lady
Marge. We did it, baby! Whoo! Whooooo!
Brockman: The inspiring words of a fan who'll always root, root,
root for the home team. Even if they lose this ga ...
Homer: They lost?! Those losers!
Brockman: No, no, no, the game's not over.
Homer: Whoo! Not over! Whoo!

[SolidTiger]

This thread is a classic. Why was it cast adrift?

[Mancey]

The Hawks and their 'bandwagoness'

From episode: "Wild Bart's can't be broken"

Lenny: Quiet! We're watching the Isotopes.
Homer: Shut it off, they're losers.
Carl: Where you been? The Isotopes are on fire!
Moe: Yeah, that sniper at the all-star game was a blessing in
disguise.
Lenny: Now we're in the championship game!
Homer: Championship? Hmm?

[Homer ducks out of the bar for a moment, and reappears
totally decked out in 'Topes gear]

Homer: Woo! 'Topes rule! [guzzles a mug of beer]
Brockman: Well, here's a die-hard fan. Sir, your beloved Isotopes
are about to make history. Any thoughts?
Homer: Uh-huh, it's a great team, Kent. We never gave up hope
... I wanna thank Jesus, and say hi to my special lady
Marge. We did it, baby! Whoo! Whooooo!
Brockman: The inspiring words of a fan who'll always root, root,
root for the home team. Even if they lose this ga ...
Homer: They lost?! Those losers!
Brockman: No, no, no, the game's not over.
Homer: Whoo! Not over! Whoo!

Yeah good stuff:D

[Ryder Is God]

Mr. Burns: You see me as a God, right, Smithers?
Smithers: Absolutely, sir!
Mr. Burns: You'd kneel before me?
Smithers: Boy, would I!
Mr. Burns: Yes.. uh..

http://www.mjcc.org.au/images/uploads/DSC_9724.jpg

http://www.theage.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1069522602270_2003/11/28/anderson.jpg

[And_ROOS]

"Well of course everything looks bad if you remember it."
http://blogs.news.com.au/images/uploads/Kouta.jpg

[rupert pupkin 87]

Now I finally have time to write the great American novel. Mine is about a futuristic theme park where dinosaurs are brought back to life from advanced cloning techniques.
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/09/12/kouta_narrowweb__300x462,0.jpg

[Mancey]

http://realfooty.com.au/ffximage/2007/05/05/cousins_ben_250,0.jpg

Homer: Feeling stupid? I know i am!

[Mancey]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200608/r97956_297718.jpg

Homer: Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?

[Grainfed]

http://www.thesoaring.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/bcousins10-07.jpg

Cheif Wiggum: High as a kite, everybody! Goofballs!

[Frankston Rover]

Homer: I'm gonna miss Springfield. This town's been awfully good to us.

Bart: No, it hasn't, Dad. That's why we're leaving.

Homer: Oh, yeah. [pokes his head out the window] So long, Stinktown!

http://www.goldcoast.qld.gov.au/image_content/sport/kangaroos.gif

[MightyFighting]

Family Guy Quote:

http://www.orble.com/images/demetriou-afl-ceo-denies-he-is-a-martian.jpg http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/5/5e/200px-Untitled-op.png

Stewie: It's not that I want to kill Louis. It's that I want her... not to be alive any more.

[Rory]

Can I borrow a feeling, can you lend me your glove of love.

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/5/5e/200px-Untitled-op.png
North supporters asking other club members to buy one of their memberships as well.

[GuzzLG]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/06/27/ablett_narrowweb__300x372,0.jpghttp://www.gspimages.com.au/images/thumbs/main/17817.jpg
Homer: I'm just trying to party with you guys.
Bart: Homer, first of all, it's "par-tay", and second, we wouldn't "par-tay" with you if you were the last dad on Earth.

[GuzzLG]

http://www.sen.com.au/web_images/ox.jpg
Cecil: Uh, I have prepared a pie-in-the-face take.
Krusty: [groans] All right, knock yourself out, kid.
Cecil: [the pie plasters him] Ooh. [he grins half-heartedly]
Krusty: Free comedy tip slick, the pie gag is only funny if the sap's got dignity!

[torq]

Fat Tony: Me and the boys, we still think you got a big future in racketeering and extortion.
Bart: Sorry, Fat Tony, I used to think your gang was cool. But now I learned that crime doesn't pay.
Fat Tony: Yeah, you're right. [leaves in his expensive limo, complete with pretty woman]


http://www.geelongadvertiser.com.au/images/uploadedfiles/editorial/pictures/2007/10/09/17pratt.jpg

[jo172]

Fat Tony: Me and the boys, we still think you got a big future in racketeering and extortion.
Bart: Sorry, Fat Tony, I used to think your gang was cool. But now I learned that crime doesn't pay.
Fat Tony: Yeah, you're right. [leaves in his expensive limo, complete with pretty woman]


http://www.geelongadvertiser.com.au/images/uploadedfiles/editorial/pictures/2007/10/09/17pratt.jpg

Bahhahahahhaha, it's funny because it's exactly what happened.

Great One.

[Frankston Rover]

http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/5843/73050093wc7.jpg

Homer: [from crowd] Hey, Flanders! You're the worst coach this team has
ever had!
Marge: He's the only coach this team has ever had... and the season hasn't
even started yet!
Homer: [defeated] Yeah, well... he's wearing that hat like an idiot.

[Red Gum]

http://www.thesoaring.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/bcousins10-07.jpg

Cheif Wiggum: High as a kite, everybody! Goofballs!

To quote Monty:
"Excellent!"

[Grainfed]

They'll play what I tell them to play for I am the Mayor of Albuquerque

http://www.mjcc.org.au/images/uploads/DSC_9724.jpg

[Bosun]

Smithers (http://www.us.imdb.com/name/nm0790434/): Actually, thanks to our creative bookkeeping and corporate loopholes, we only pay about $3 in taxes a year.
Mr. Burns (http://www.us.imdb.com/name/nm0790434/): $3? We're getting screwed.



http://www.smh.com.au/news/business/no-comment--and-it-wasnt-me-says-accused-pratt/2005/12/22/1135032135353.html

[Hard Ball Get]

Went overseas in June and was saving this for the uni hoildays when I could catch back up.
Brilliant work guys!

[Rockford]

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Ralph: I bent my wookie

[Rockford]

bvXYAazPJnA

Ralph: Daddy, I'm scared. Too scared to even wet my pants

[BK Eaglesfan]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200504/r45690_118830.jpg

Mr. Burns: [turning on a lamp] Ah! 60 watts? What do you think this is? A tanning salon?

[TigerGlory]

Marge: Homer, is this how you pictured married life?
Homer: Yeah, pretty much, except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5355879,00.jpg

Homer: [Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]
Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You are gay.'

http://img.footywire.com/afl/img/player/15/nathan_g__brown.jpg

[BK Eaglesfan]

http://www.sporttalk.com.au/userimages/user1834_1174565427.jpg

Mr. Burns (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montgomery_Burns): Simpson, can't you go five seconds without embarrassing yourself? [Grandpa's overall straps come loose and his pants fall down] Grandpa (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraham_Simpson): How long was that?

[BK Eaglesfan]

http://business.thewest.com.au/orgs/thewest/images/editorial-pics/250-spt28dock56.jpg

Apu: Ohh, I fell asleep! I have forgotten everything that Mr. Homer taught me!
Lisa: Perfect. Let's roll.

[BK Eaglesfan]

http://img.footywire.com/afl/img/past/2006/drew_banfield.jpg

Homer: If I could say a few words, I'd be a better public speaker

[BK Eaglesfan]

http://www.theaflblog.com/images/ss.jpg

Homer: Sweet merciful crap! My car!

[TigerGlory]

Leonard Nimoy: Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No.

http://www.foxsports.com.au/common/imagedata/0,5001,5438775,00.jpg

[delirious1]

http://business.thewest.com.au/orgs/thewest/images/editorial-pics/250-spt28dock56.jpg

Apu: Ohh, I fell asleep! I have forgotten everything that Mr. Homer taught me!
Lisa: Perfect. Let's roll.

:D:D
Classic

[Diamond Joe]

Family Guy Quote:

http://www.orble.com/images/demetriou-afl-ceo-denies-he-is-a-martian.jpg http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/5/5e/200px-Untitled-op.png

Stewie: It's not that I want to kill Louis. It's that I want her... not to be alive any more.

Gold :thumbsu:

[Diamond Joe]

http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,1658,5604105,00.jpg


(Homer) Son, when you don't like your job, you don't quit. You just go in every day and do a really half-arsed job. That's the American way!

[ashley12]

http://business.thewest.com.au/orgs/thewest/images/editorial-pics/250-spt28dock56.jpg

Apu: Ohh, I fell asleep! I have forgotten everything that Mr. Homer taught me!
Lisa: Perfect. Let's roll.

ZING!!! :thumbsu:

[skipjack]

http://www.foxsports.com.au/common/imagedata/0,5001,5438661,00.jpg

Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

[BK Eaglesfan]

http://www.lookatwa.com.au/Entertainment/images/footyshow_splash_afl_logo.gif

Marge: I think it's good for a show to go off the air before it becomes stale and repetitive.

[SouthSwans]

http://img.footywire.com/afl/img/past/2006/drew_banfield.jpg

Homer: If I could say a few words, I'd be a better public speaker
:D :thumbsu:

[mg07]

Marge(West Coast Eagles): Homer, the plant called, they said if you dont come in today dont bother coming inon monday..
Homer(Guess Who): Woo Hoo, Four day weekend

[BK Eaglesfan]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5640159,00.jpg

Homer: (after realizing that he has a problem with anger) Very well. I'm not gonna be Angry Dad for one day longer! I'm giving up anger forever!
Marge: If you ask me, you should give up fatty foods.
Homer: I said anger!

[Mitchell Madness]

in relation to the whole ben cousins saga

"Hey look, a blue car!"

[BK Eaglesfan]

http://soccernet-akamai.espn.go.com/design05/images/jb2/melbrorufans_get275.jpg

Homer: Well, Marge. You have to admit I've been on my best behavior.
Marge: You punched three people on the way over here.
Homer: That was over football results. Can you believe they gave Giggs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryan_Giggs) a yellow card in the box?
Marge: Do you understand any part of what you just said?
Homer: I understand the word "gave"...unless it means something else in this country!

[BK Eaglesfan]

http://shinbonerspirit.googlepages.com/2007logo.jpg/2007logo-full.jpg

Ned Flanders: Well, neighboreenos, I guess this is good-bye. Oh, I better make this quick, or I'm gonna start blubbering like a baby.
Homer: [sarcastically and with a monotone voice] Yeah, me too. Let me know if you need any help.
Ned Flanders: Now that you mention it, we could use--
Homer: [monotone] It was just an expression.

[BK Eaglesfan]

http://www.foxsports.com.au/common/imagedata/0,5001,5258930,00.jpghttp://www.elfbest.com.au/pol/agents_folder/2744/gold-coast.jpg

Movie narrator: Once we collect enough money for fuel, our leader will throw open the doors of the forbidden barn where we will all board our intergalactic vehicle-- rows one through 30 first. Upon our arrival, we will begin our new, perfect lives on Blisstonia, well-known for its high levels of bliss.

[BK Eaglesfan]

http://www.sgio.com.au/pub/sgio/community/media/West_Coast_banner.jpg

Movementarian woman: Let's try the chant. Everyone loves a droning, repetitive chant.

[BK Eaglesfan]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1875000/images/_1878878_careystevo150.jpg

Ned Flanders: You know, I pride myself on being a good host, so I'm obliged to offer you a beer, but I'm so darn mad it's gonna be mostly head.

[BK Eaglesfan]

http://www.footyfever.com.au/AFL_Logo.jpghttp://labsonics.com/images/Telstra-logo.jpg

Homer: Welcome to the Internet, my friend. How can I help you?
Comic Book Guy: I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token ring Ethernet LAN configuration?
Homer (after staring blankly): Can I have some money now?

[BK Eaglesfan]

http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,1658,5658380,00.jpghttp://www.baggas.com/blog/images/West_Coast_Eagles_logo.gif

Ray Patterson: Oh gosh. You know, I'm not much on speeches, but, it's so gratifying to leave you wallowing in the mess you've made. You're screwed, thank you, bye.

[Grainfed]

http://www.police.wa.gov.au/Portals/_default/Images/WAPolice/Home/menu2.gif


Chief Wiggum: She didn't reckon with the awesome power of the Chief of Police. Now where did I put my badge? Hey, that duck's got it.

[Bender571]

http://www.sporttalk.com.au/userimages/user1834_1174565427.jpg


Krusty:
I slugged some jerk in Tahoe,
They gave me one to three.
My high-priced lawyer sprung me
On a technicality.
I'm just visiting Springfield Prison,
I get to sleep back home tonight.

[GuzzLG]

http://www.police.wa.gov.au/Portals/_default/Images/WAPolice/Home/menu2.gif
Wiggum: Okay, you just bought yourself a 317: Pointing out police
stupidity. Or is that a 314? No, no, 314 is a dog, uh, in, no, is that a 315? You're in trouble, pal.

[Shmoses]

http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,1658,5658380,00.jpghttp://www.baggas.com/blog/images/West_Coast_Eagles_logo.gif

Ray Patterson: Oh gosh. You know, I'm not much on speeches, but, it's so gratifying to leave you wallowing in the mess you've made. You're screwed, thank you, bye.This is beautiful.

[SouthSwans]

http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,1658,5658380,00.jpghttp://www.baggas.com/blog/images/West_Coast_Eagles_logo.gif

Ray Patterson: Oh gosh. You know, I'm not much on speeches, but, it's so gratifying to leave you wallowing in the mess you've made. You're screwed, thank you, bye.
:D :thumbsu:

[Braun_2_B_Wild]

http://www.foxsports.com.au/common/imagedata/0,5001,5258930,00.jpg

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/11/13/COUSINS_narrowweb__300x460,0.jpg

Chief Wiggum:
See ya in court, Simpson. Oh, and bring that evidence with ya, otherwise, I got no case and you'll go scot-free.

[CharlieMitchell]

http://www.geelongadvertiser.com.au/images/uploadedfiles/editorial/pictures/2007/09/27/Matthew_Knights.jpg

Homer: "The half-assed approach to foundation repair"

[mg07]

http://www.foxsports.com.au/common/imagedata/0,5001,5258930,00.jpg

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/11/13/COUSINS_narrowweb__300x460,0.jpg

Chief Wiggum:
See ya in court, Simpson. Oh, and bring that evidence with ya, otherwise, I got no case and you'll go scot-free.
haha..Chief Dimetrio:)

[Mancey]

Say what you want about west coast, they're good entertainment. Some gold ones in the last page or so...

[Team Chemistry]

http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,1658,5658380,00.jpghttp://www.baggas.com/blog/images/West_Coast_Eagles_logo.gif

Ray Patterson: Oh gosh. You know, I'm not much on speeches, but, it's so gratifying to leave you wallowing in the mess you've made. You're screwed, thank you, bye.

thats is pure POETRY!
love it!
well done!
good on u for not being afraid to share in a light-hearted gag about ur own club to, great humility!

TC:eek:

[funhouse]

http://www.orble.com/images/demetriou-afl-ceo-denies-he-is-a-martian.jpghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c4/North_Melbourne_Football_Club_Logo.png

Mr Burns/Andrew Demetriou: You have made a gentleman's agreement, and sworn on your honor to uphold it. [gets in car] Smithers I want that man killed

[BK Eaglesfan]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/09/22/pt_sp_ump_2309_ent-lead__200x317.jpg

Homer: So...I thought it went real well. Until I swallowed the whistle.

[Mitchell Madness]

Homer (The AFL on allegations of shifting blame on matters of Drugs, CBF and F/s rule): "now kids, we ar ehumans. we weasel out of things, it is what seperates us from animals. Except the weasel!"

sorry if it isnt exact

and on the new fixture program
http://master01-pcdn.spikedhumor.com/56204/56204_homer_computer_wiz.jpg
"oh this is easy! Y. Y. Y. Y.........."

[awesome wells]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200707/r162905_599610.jpg

Homer sings:
"When I was seventeen
I drank some very good beer
I drank some very good beer I purchased... with a fake ID
My name was Brian McGee
I stayed up listening to Queen
When I was seventeen"

[AFKAJR]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200707/r162905_599610.jpg

Homer sings:
"When I was seventeen
I drank some very good beer
I drank some very good beer I purchased... with a fake ID
My name was Brian McGee
I stayed up listening to Queen
When I was seventeen"
What is Josh Fraser doing there????

[SouthSwans]

What is Josh Fraser doing there????
HAHAHAHA :P

[GuzzLG]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200707/r162905_599610.jpg

Homer (thinking to himself): I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

[JSFish]

http://www.realfooty.com.au/ffximage/2007/05/19/wbFOOTYrichob.jpg
Ralph: Doctor said, I wouldn't get so many nosebleeds if i kept my finger outta there.
Love ya tho richo:thumbsu:

[SouthSwans]

The Juddy-Ray Patterson one is just about the best of the lot.