Comical Simpsons Quotes as they apply to Footy and Footballers

[deedog2]

Hobo: And thanks to that little girl, today you can find apples in everything that's good: Apple wine, apple whiskey, apple schnapps, apple martinis, uh, Snapple with vodka in it, apple nail polish remover ...
Lisa: Don't forget apple sauce.
Hobo: Yeah ... I suppose you could grind some pills into it.
Homer: Aw. http://www.geelongadvertiser.com.au/images/uploadedfiles/editorial/pictures/2007/10/17/1ben.jpg

[deedog2]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/10/02/wbSPORTLIFEchapman_narrowweb__300x423,0.jpg

Kent Brockman: In my long career, I've seen some pretty shabby things. But this putrid fraud outstinks them all.

[deedog2]

http://www.foxsports.com.au/common/imagedata/0,5001,5242578,00.gif

Dealer: Nineteen. Homer: Hit me. Dealer: [deals another card] Twenty. Homer: Hit me. Dealer: [deals another card] Twenty-one. Homer: Hit me. Dealer: [deals another card] Twenty-two. Homer: D'oh!

[deedog2]

This just in. A fistfight is in progress in downtown Springfield. Early reports indicate, and this is very preliminary, that one of the fighters is a giant lizard. [inset of Godzilla] [to off-camera aide] Do we have a source on this? ... Uh huh. A bunch of drunken frat boys. ... All right, I could use some names. I. P. Freeley.
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/05/03/tony_jones.jpg

[wce4premiership]

http://www.elitesports.com.au/new/athlete_profiles/images/009a.jpg http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200508/r56645_154717.jpg

Cletus: Hey, I know how you feel; I was beat in tic-tac-toe by a chicken.Love that one.

[Hard Ball Get]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/10/02/wbSPORTLIFEchapman_narrowweb__300x423,0.jpg

Kent Brockman: In my long career, I've seen some pretty shabby things. But this putrid fraud outstinks them all.

:confused: The mark?
Harley's attempt?
Tredrea?

[WCE929406]

Lionel Hutz: This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.”


http://www.discovertasmania.com/__data/assets/image/0010/109/logo_tasmania.gif
Hawthorn Football Club
Stadium Circuit Mulgrave VIC 3170

[kane249]

:confused: The mark?
Harley's attempt?
Tredrea?

I think he's referring to the Grand Final in general and Port's (non) Performance

[TigerGlory]

This just in. A fistfight is in progress in downtown Springfield. Early reports indicate, and this is very preliminary, that one of the fighters is a giant lizard. [inset of Godzilla] [to off-camera aide] Do we have a source on this? ... Uh huh. A bunch of drunken frat boys. ... All right, I could use some names. I. P. Freeley.
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/05/03/tony_jones.jpg

I lol'd :thumbsu:

[the_big_sav]

http://www.realfooty.com.au/ffximage/2007/10/11/majjudd_wideweb__470x345,0.jpg

canadian national basketballer: wow, you nearly hit the ring. you can be centre

[Deledio2Tambling]

http://www.geelongblog.com/archives/Steve%20Johnson.jpg

Lenny: So I says to the cop, "No, *you're* driving under the influence -- of being a jerk!"

[davey_magik]

http://www.ph.unimelb.edu.au/~sandor/trivia/Gary_Ablett.jpghttp://www.realfooty.com.au/ffximage/2007/09/30/GALL_FIELD_SS4_gallery__470x380.jpg

Homer: Hello son. Where have you been?
Bart: Playing with Milhouse.
Homer: NO YOU HAVEN'T! You've been out galavanting around with that floozy of a bigger brother. Haven't you? HAVEN'T YOU? Look at me!

ROFLMAO :D

[Ron The Bear]

http://www.aflsouthafrica.org/uploads/26/342/logo_fremantle.jpg

Homer: "Junk......junk.....the airplane's upside down.....Stradi-who-vius?"

[royboy2]

http://www.matera.com.au/crywoldt.jpg

Millhouse: This is where I come to cry

[royboy2]

http://img.footywire.com/afl/img/player/8/nathan_eagleton.jpg

Barney: Uh oh My hearts stopped..........there it goes


Too far?

[royboy2]

http://www.latrobe.edu.au/alumni/assets/images/AD_Agora2003.jpg


Kent Brockman: I've said it before, and I'll say it again: democracy just doesn't work.

[royboy2]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/12/28/2005_riewoldt_gallery__470x278.jpg

Lisa (when goalie): Milhouse, knock him down if he's in your way! Jimbo, Jimbo, go for the face! Ralph Wiggum lost his shin guard! Hack the bone! Hack the bone!

[royboy2]

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Barney: Whoah, someone smells stinky! Oh, its me.

[royboy2]

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5530539,00.jpg

Girl: You said if I slept with you, I wouldn't have to touch him!
Duffman: Duff Man says a lot of things! Oooh yeah!!!

[Bosun]

Just going with the present bay 13 feeling here at the risk of bagging my own club

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200710/r189920_712956.jpg

Marge (http://www.us.imdb.com/name/nm0001413/): That's a pretty lousy lesson.
Bill Clinton: Hey, I'm a pretty lousy president.

[kaness]

http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,1658,5456037,00.jpg


Grandpa: Are we there yet?
Homer: No
Grandpa: Are we there yet?
Homer: No
Grandpa: Are we there yet?
Homer: No
Grandpa: ........Where are we going?


LOL, what a monster thread! Good value! If only I started following it 18 months ago. Got to page 54 and though f-it!

Above is my favorite from the first half anyway.:)

Great thread!

[Rory]

http://img.footywire.com/afl/img/player/8/brian_harris.jpg


Agent: Tell you what, sir. From now on, you'll be, uh, Homer Thompson
at Terror Lake. Let's just practise a bit, hmm? When I say,
"Hello, Mr. Thompson," you'll say, "Hi."
Homer: Check.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
Homer: [stares blankly]
Agent: Remember now, your name is Homer Thompson.
Homer: I gotcha.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
Homer: [stares blankly]
[A long time later]
Agent: [sighs in frustration] Now, when I say, "Hello, Mr. Thompson,"
and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.
Homer: No problem.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson! [stomps on Homer's foot a few times]
Homer: [stares blankly]
[to other agent] I think he's talking to you.

[Rory]

http://www.theserve.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/terry-wallace.jpg


Bernie: Duh, Homer, why are we down here?
Homer: Aw, geez. I told you, Bernie: to guard the bee!
Man: [whining] But why?
Homer: Aw, you guys are pathetic. No wonder Smithers made me head
bee-guy.
[Homer kicks the jar accidentally, smashing it, and the bee
escapes]
Bernie: Duh, he's gettin' away.
Man: Oh, we did bad!

[wantfrieswitthat]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1770000/images/_1774719_chick300.jpg
Otto: They call them fingers but I never see them fing. Oh, there they go.

WFWT:cool:

[wantfrieswitthat]

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Mayor Quimby: "Now I'd like to introduce the Prophet of Love, Larry White."
Barry White: "It's Barry White."
Mayor Quimby: "No, the card says Larry White."
Barry White: "I think I know my own name."
Mayor Quimby: "Yeah, well we'll just see about that!"

WFWT

[GuzzLG]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5927981,00.jpg

Hotel Clerk: "Wow an award statue! Oh, it's a Grammy"
Throws it off the balcony in disgust.

[Ealesy]

Wow and I thought Peverill was fugly...that was until I saw a close up photo of Stephen Milne.

[Aussiekate]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39618000/jpg/_39618627_aussie_rules_300_300.jpg

Miss Hoover: Now, take out your red crayons.
Ralph: Miss Hoover?
Miss Hoover: Yes Ralph?
Ralph: I don't have a red crayon.
Miss Hoover: Why not?
Ralph: I ate it.

[deedog2]

Record Lady: Mr. Simpson, there are thousands of people like you
with no discernable talent.

http://www.triplem.com.au/media/sport/afl/nab_rising_star_images/afl_bryce_gibbs_200x.jpg

[GuzzLG]

http://www.gspimages.com.au/images/thumbs/main/121965.jpg

Bart: What happened?
Krusty: Aw, don't worry about that. You're just finished, that's all.
Bart: Finished?
Krusty: Ehh, it happens all the time. That's show business for you: one day you're the most important guy that ever lived, the next day you're some shmoe working in a box factory.

[Rory]

the next day you're some shmoe working in a box factory.

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/10/09/rgn_pratt_wideweb__470x329,0.jpg

[Embers]

http://www.foxsports.com.au/common/imagedata/0,5001,5438665,00.jpg

Marge : Where have you been
Bart : I was at the flower shop
Homer (FEV): Ah yeh i was at the flower shop too
Homer: Thats right getting drunk at the old flower shop

[C-Dog]

http://www.foxsports.com.au/common/imagedata/0,5001,5438665,00.jpg

Marge : Where have you been
Bart : I was at the flower shop
Homer (FEV): Ah yeh i was at the flower shop too
Homer: Thats right getting drunk at the old flower shop

:thumbsu::thumbsu::thumbsu::thumbsu::thumbsu:

[And_ROOS]

http://www.foxsports.com.au/common/imagedata/0,5001,5438689,00.jpg
Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

[Shaymuhz]

http://www.foxsports.com.au/common/imagedata/0,5001,5438689,00.jpg
Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

done to death

[Gilbert_Hodge]

done to death

Like he's going to read every single page to check if it's been done or not.

[Zarko]

lol yeah but its was on page one... And every third or so page after that :p

[smelly cat]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39618000/jpg/_39618627_aussie_rules_300_300.jpg

My name is OTTO! I like to get BLOTTO!

[And_ROOS]

lol yeah but its was on page one... And every third or so page after that :p

Its more the fact they lost today that made me post it, and your bound to get doubles and triples of quotes due to the size of the thread, but since i didnt appease heres a new one then.


http://www.realfooty.com.au/ffximage/2007/10/14/majjudd_narrowweb__300x466,0.jpg
Krusty: Lets just say it moved me. TO A BIGGER HOUSE! Oh crap, I said the loud part quiet and the quiet part loud.

[GuzzLG]

Its more the fact they lost today that made me post it, and your bound to get doubles and triples of quotes due to the size of the thread, but since i didnt appease heres a new one then.



Krusty: Lets just say it moved me. TO A BIGGER HOUSE! Oh crap, I said the loud part quiet and the quiet part loud.
Not quite, good try though.:p:D
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpost.php?p=8796288&postcount=1245

[Port Adelaide]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39618000/jpg/_39618627_aussie_rules_300_300.jpg



Duffman: Duffman thrusting in the direction of the problem!

[And_ROOS]

Not quite, good try though.:p:D
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpost.php?p=8796288&postcount=1245

Good fkn grief, ok ill try again tommorow til i find something original :D

[SolidTiger]

Good fkn grief, ok ill try again tommorow til i find something original :D

Your not Butters from South park are you?

[C-Dog]

Your not Butters from South park are you?

simpsons did it

[Shaymuhz]

Like he's going to read every single page to check if it's been done or not.


you know theres a search function...dont you?:o

[Embers]

http://www.sen.com.au/web_images/ox.jpg

Homer : Oh yeh that stuff impresses me and believe me im not easily impressed, WOW a blue car

[Embers]

Im sure this has been done but ill give it a try

http://germworks.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/ben-cousins.jpg

Kent Brockman : Hes running on true grit spirit and determination, all of which he will be tested for after the race

[TigerGlory]

Homer: From now on, there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way.
Bart: Isn't that just the wrong way?
Homer: Yeah, but faster!

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