Comical Simpsons Quotes as they apply to Footy and Footballers [Archive] - Page 2

BK Eaglesfan

19 Apr 2007, 14:59

Homer's Brain: Use reverse psychology.
Homer: Oh, that sounds too complicated.
Homer's Brain: Okay, don't use reverse psychology.
Homer: Okay, I will!

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200608/r97983_297828.jpg

BK Eaglesfan

19 Apr 2007, 15:01

Moe: They think they're so high and mighty, just because they never got caught driving without pants.

http://www.baggas.com/blog/images/West_Coast_Eagles_logo.gif

EagleMan87

19 Apr 2007, 15:05

Hahah, you're on fire BK!:D :thumbsu:

BK Eaglesfan

19 Apr 2007, 15:09

Milhouse: We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy.

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5349220,00.jpg

BK Eaglesfan

19 Apr 2007, 15:11

Chief Wiggum: All right, you scrawny beanpoles: becoming a cop is not something that happens overnight. It takes one solid weekend of training to get that badge.

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/09/22/pt_sp_ump_2309_ent-lead__200x317.jpg

Deledio2Tambling

19 Apr 2007, 15:12

"Ah wash mahself with a rag on a stick"

http://www.convictcreations.com/football/footyimage/elliot.jpg

The best one so far IMO. :thumbsu:

BK Eaglesfan

19 Apr 2007, 15:14

Apu: Look at that outrageous markup! You magnificent bastard, I salute you!

http://www.break-fresh-ground.com/photos/1421/1273/6/54029.jpg

bus24

19 Apr 2007, 15:17

Kent Brockman: Scientists say they're also less attractive physically and while we speak in a well-educated manner, they tend to use low-brow expressions like 'oh yeah?' and 'com'ere a minute.'

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/8859/collingwoodfans22023090kg9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

BK Eaglesfan

19 Apr 2007, 15:19

Mayor Quimby: Oh, dear God. Can't this town go one day without a riot?

http://www.moveandstay.com/picture_cities/perth.jpg

BK Eaglesfan

19 Apr 2007, 15:22

Homer: Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos. (and................)

http://www.lookatwa.com.au/Sports/images/dockers.gif http://www.geocities.com/shinboner_99/cup.gif

mattdavies_03

19 Apr 2007, 15:39

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5453201,00.jpg

Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.

BK Eaglesfan

19 Apr 2007, 15:42

Homer: You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

http://www.theage.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1061663677300_2003/08/24/25s_banner,0.jpg

mattdavies_03

19 Apr 2007, 15:47

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200606/r90956_271131.jpg

Abe: That doll is EVIL, I tells ya. Evil! Eeeeeeviillll!!!
Marge: Grandpa, you said that about all the presents.
Abe: I just want attention.

I reckon this quote would suit this bloke more

http://www.realfooty.com.au/ffximage/2007/02/01/rf_expert_profile_pics_rw.jpg

Abe: That doll is EVIL, I tells ya. Evil! Eeeeeeviillll!!!
Marge: Grandpa, you said that about all the presents.
Abe: I just want attention.

BK Eaglesfan

19 Apr 2007, 15:47

Hans: Today, part four of our series of the agonizing pain in which I live every day.

http://www.abc.net.au/afl/2005/galleries/round22/images/10.jpg

BK Eaglesfan

19 Apr 2007, 15:50

Krusty: So, have a merry Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, a kwaazy Kwanza, a tip-top Tet, and a solemn, dignified, Ramadan. And now a word from MY god, our sponsors!

http://www.icmi.com.au/images/ACTIVITY-519.jpg

BK Eaglesfan

19 Apr 2007, 15:53

Homer: I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is -- and it's me.

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200605/r84923_248572.jpg

someday-somehow

19 Apr 2007, 15:53

someday-somehow

19 Apr 2007, 15:57

Ralph wiggum: Your toys are fun to touch. Mine are all sticky.

http://collingwoodfc.com.au/Portals/0/images/players/magpies/__Brodie_Holland_60px.jpg

SouthSwans

19 Apr 2007, 16:09

someday-somehow

19 Apr 2007, 16:33

Homer: And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned
http://www.bordermail.com.au/news/image/336365.jpg

Bosun

19 Apr 2007, 17:21

http://www.essendonfc.com.au/images/06/r3g16.jpg

Rod Flanders (http://www.us.imdb.com/name/nm0370789/): I'm jealous of girls 'cause they get to wear dresses.
Ned Flanders (http://www.us.imdb.com/name/nm0790434/): One problem at a time, boy.

winty

19 Apr 2007, 19:57

Deledio2Tambling

19 Apr 2007, 21:49

http://www.footywire.com/afl/img/player/13/adam_simpson.jpg

Bart (http://www.us.imdb.com/name/nm0004813/): Can we keep him, Dad? Please?
Homer (http://www.us.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): But he's a loser. He's pathetic. He's...
[the dog licks his face]
Homer (http://www.us.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): A Simpson.

Hard Ball Get

19 Apr 2007, 21:50

Deledio2Tambling

19 Apr 2007, 21:54

OK, I'm gonna try and show up BK. :D

http://www.swansblog.com/archives/Hall.jpg

Bart (http://www.us.imdb.com/name/nm0004813/): Kwijybo. I win, I'm outta here.
Homer (http://www.us.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): Wait a minute, you little cheater. You're not going anywhere 'til you tell me what a Kwijybo is.
Bart (http://www.us.imdb.com/name/nm0004813/): Kwijybo. A big dumb balding North American ape. With no chin.
Marge (http://www.us.imdb.com/name/nm0001413/): And a short temper.
Homer (http://www.us.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): I'll show you a big, dumb balding ape.

Deledio2Tambling

19 Apr 2007, 21:58

And finally, I hate to pick on my own club, but.............

http://richmondfc.com.au/portals/0/images/players/287280bk.jpg
Brian Royal

Homer Simpson (http://www.us.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): Our lives are in the hands of men no smarter than you or I. Many of them incompetent boobs. I know this because I've worked along side them, gone bowling with them, and watched them pass me over for promotions time and time again.

Quinz

19 Apr 2007, 22:06

Bk you are ON FIRE!

Rory

19 Apr 2007, 23:08

Can mods rename this to "Simpsons quotes that relate to AFL" or something so people know what the threads about.

Rory

19 Apr 2007, 23:16

Judge: Mr. Hutz w've been in here for four hours. Do you have any evidence at all?
Hutz: Well, Your Honor. We've plenty of hearsay and conjecture. Those are kinds of evidence.

http://www.footywire.com/afl/img/player/9/des_headland.jpg

The Sultan

20 Apr 2007, 01:17

http://www.theage.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1058853143092_2003/07/23/joffa2407.jpg

Some folk'll never eat a skunk
and then again some folk'll,
like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel!

Most folk'll never lose a toe
and then again some folk'll,
like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel!

SBI

20 Apr 2007, 01:37

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5453201,00.jpg

Mob: Don't push your luck! Don't push your luck!

Mr Hankey

20 Apr 2007, 01:53

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200703/r133102_445203.jpg

Mr Burns " Exellent..."

The Sultan

20 Apr 2007, 02:54

"Hi, I'm actor Troy McClure.....

http://www.footywire.com/afl/img/player/6/matthew_lloyd.jpg

You may remember me from such..."

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/05/07/swans_narrowweb__200x286.jpg

Zarko

20 Apr 2007, 03:58

Marge (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001413/): I have a responsibility to raise these children right and, unless you change, I'll have to tell them their father is... well, wicked.
Homer (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): [to Lisa and Bart] Kids, let me tell you about another so-called wicked guy. He had long hair, and some wild ideas, and he didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was...
[thinks]
Homer (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): I forget. But the point is...
[thinks]
Homer (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): I forget that, too.
[to Marge]
Homer (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): Marge, you know who I'm talking about! He used to drive that blue car.

http://www.essendonfc.com.au/images/06/nab2-20.jpg

With his stint at the crows of course

SBI

20 Apr 2007, 04:09

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/12/03/bencousins_wideweb__470x381,0.jpg

Marge: This is the worst thing you've ever done.
Homer: You say that so often that it lost its meaning.

Zarko

20 Apr 2007, 04:14

Grampa (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): [to Homer] Make me proud... or at least less ashamed.
http://www.israellycool.com/eagles2.jpg

Zarko

20 Apr 2007, 04:16

(Just a joke)

Mr. Burns (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0790434/): I can't be responsible for what my goons are ordered to do.

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200403/r18111_44568.jpg

Zarko

20 Apr 2007, 04:20

[TV executives want Homer for a TV ad about bald and impotent men]
Homer (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): Well, I am bald and important!

http://www.swansblog.com/archives/Hall.jpg

Zarko

20 Apr 2007, 04:22

Homer (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): [picks up Maggie as he watches a Thanksgiving football game] See those blue and silver guys, Maggie? They're the Dallas Cowboys. They're Daddy's favorite team, and he wants them to lose by at least three points.

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/03/01/js02afl_goodwin_wideweb__470x292.jpg

Zarko

20 Apr 2007, 04:26

Moe (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000279/): Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything.

http://www.ilovesport.com.au/new_images/AFL/A763_sm.jpg

Sorry if you cant see - team poster of the Adelaide Crows, 2007

Zarko

20 Apr 2007, 04:29

Kent Brockman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0790434/): The phony pope can be identified by his high top sneakers, and incredibly foul mouth.

http://www.eatingwa.com.au/images/articles/braun2.jpg

Zarko

20 Apr 2007, 04:31

Comic Book Guy (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000279/): Last night's "Itchy & Scratchy" was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured that I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.

http://www.geocities.com/golden_rams_aust/bigfooty.gif

Just thought I would end with a bit of relevance on our part :D

sirjames

20 Apr 2007, 10:03

Gold, gold, gold...

Has to be a contender for the post of the year!

BK Eaglesfan

20 Apr 2007, 15:58

Great work everyone, some gold in amongst these. And no one's abused anyone yet...strange thread. :thumbsu:

BK Eaglesfan

20 Apr 2007, 16:10

Homer: "Heh, heh, heh! Hey look Marge, they're still not fighting back! Hee, hee! I can be a jerk and no one can stop me!"

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/06/02/wbSPLIFEnewman_narrowweb__200x270.jpg

BK Eaglesfan

20 Apr 2007, 16:14

Ned Flanders: "Oh can't you see this man isn't a hero! He's annoying, He's very, very annoying!"

http://www.fullpointsfooty.net/images/RobertWalls.jpg

BK Eaglesfan

20 Apr 2007, 16:17

Bart: "I didn't do it! You can't prove anything."

http://www.vrc.net.au/cpa/dat/el_pool/WCE%20Logo.jpg

Red Gum

20 Apr 2007, 16:18

What about that New Years eve party at Lenny's. He didn't even have a clock.

http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,1658,5146792,00.jpg

Great work!

BK Eaglesfan

20 Apr 2007, 16:34

Groundskeeper Willie: "I dinna cry when me own father was hung for stealing a pig. But I'll cry now"

(while perhaps not the first part ;) , how many can relate to the second when they see this pic?)

http://www.geocities.com/macca_5_2000/007292ad.jpg

PrideOf

20 Apr 2007, 16:35

http://www.footywire.com/afl/img/player/19/beau_waters.jpg

Milhouse: Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?

BK Eaglesfan

20 Apr 2007, 16:35

Homer: "This is even more painful than it looks"

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200505/r48387_127487.jpg

(hope to see Browny back on a footy field soon BTW Tiges fans)

BK Eaglesfan

20 Apr 2007, 16:46

Unknown woman (about the Simpsons)..."At first they were cute and funny, but now they're just annoying"

http://www.lookatwa.com.au/Sports/images/dockers.gif

PrideOf

20 Apr 2007, 16:48

http://www.footywire.com/afl/img/player/16/fraser_gehrig.jpg

Ralph Wiggum: Daddy, these rubber panties are hot!
Chief Wiggum: You've gotta wear them 'til you learn, son!

benny_furs

20 Apr 2007, 16:49

:thumbsu: :thumbsu: Some of my favourite ones so far:

http://www.richmondfc.com.au/portals/0/images/players/013082ax.jpg

Kane Johnson at Richmond B&F

Homer: Good practice, kids. Now its time for the easiest part of any coach's job. The cuts. Although I wasn't able to cut everyone I wanted to, I have cut a lot of you. Wendell is cut. Rudy is cut. Janey, you're gone. Steven, I like your hussle. Thats why it was so hard to cut you. Congratulations, the rest of you made the team!.... Except you, you and you.

Grandpa: Are we there yet?
Homer: No
Grandpa: Are we there yet?
Homer: No
Grandpa: Are we there yet?
Homer: No
Grandpa: ........Where are we going?

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200504/r45690_118825.jpg

Ralph: When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University.

http://www.footywire.com/afl/img/player/4/lance_whitnall.jpg

Kent Brockman: Scientists say they're also less attractive physically and while we speak in a well-educated manner, they tend to use low-brow expressions like 'oh yeah?' and 'com'ere a minute.'

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/8859/collingwoodfans22023090kg9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

BK Eaglesfan

20 Apr 2007, 16:57

Homer: "Marge, this ticket doesn't just give me a seat. It also gives me the right - no, the duty - to make a complete ass of myself"

http://www.foxsports.com.au/common/imagedata/0,5001,5241316,00.jpg

BK Eaglesfan

20 Apr 2007, 17:04

Grampa:"I thought I'd never hear the screams of pain or see the look of terror in a young man's eyes. Thank heaven for children."

http://www.abc.net.au/afl/2006/galleries/afl_round17/images/02.jpg

BK Eaglesfan

20 Apr 2007, 17:10

Cecil (Sideshow Bob's brother): "And now to kill you. There may be a slight ringing in your ears. Fortunately, you'll be nowwhere near them."

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/03/28/op_riewoldt_wideweb__430x319,1.jpg

Mr Cannons

20 Apr 2007, 17:47

Mob Guy - Im Seeing double here 4 Krustie's.

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/3407/tiger4xa6.jpg

Mr Cannons

20 Apr 2007, 17:52

Wallace to Richo

Grandpa - Your as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly, if a stranger offers you a ride I say take it.

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/3841/twallacespm3.jpg

parano1a

20 Apr 2007, 18:03

West Coast asking for salary cap relief to fund Ben Cousins' drug rehab
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/12/03/bencousins_wideweb__470x381,0.jpg

Homer: I don't need your pity or your money.
[pockets money]
Ron Howard: Usually when you say that, you give the money back.

parano1a

20 Apr 2007, 18:08

http://www.blueseum.org/cfc/show_image.php?id=317&nocount=y

Homer: So I says, blue M&M, red M&M, they all wind up the same color in the end.

thepower

20 Apr 2007, 18:10

http://www.bigfooty.com/bigfooty.gif
(Posters)

Homer: "Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that."

http://abc.net.au/afl/2002/galleries/2002grandfinal/images/20_Mick_Malthouse.jpg
http://www.theage.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1076779905764_2004/02/16/josh_fraser,1.jpg

"Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try"

http://i11.tinypic.com/2vad1s2.jpg

Homer: "To alcohol! The cause of- and solution to- all of life's problems"

Oh, the premiership's a cakewalk

"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film 'The Never-Ending Story'."

Mr Cannons

20 Apr 2007, 18:12

Homer - Heyyyyyyy, thats not the wallet inspector.

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/3659/frasergehrighp6.jpg

Bombers_Forever

20 Apr 2007, 18:16

Thread of the year......brilliant people, keep it coming!

Topdock65

20 Apr 2007, 18:16

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/12/03/bencousins_wideweb__470x381,0.jpg

Homer : You want the Truth, You want the Truth
"You cant handle the Truth"

parano1a

20 Apr 2007, 18:19

West Coast Eagles Club Raffle

http://www.baggas.com/blog/images/West_Coast_Eagles_logo.gif

Homer: How about it Bart, would you like a new backyard BBQ pit?
Bart: Can I burn evidence in it?
Homer: We can *all* burn evidence in it.

Topdock65

20 Apr 2007, 18:20

Great work everyone, some gold in amongst these. And no one's abused anyone yet...strange thread. :thumbsu:

Your on fire !!!!!:thumbsu: :D

Therussian

20 Apr 2007, 18:23

Mr Cannons

20 Apr 2007, 18:23

Im from Cannnadddaaa theyy think im sloowww eh.

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/4026/fevola0208ey3.jpg

Topdock65

20 Apr 2007, 18:27

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/05/04/wbFOOTYgardiner_narrowweb__200x270.jpg

Police Chief and other officers :
Were jammin (Bob Marley Music)

FiveStrings

20 Apr 2007, 18:31

Superintendent Chalmers: My God, the rod up that man's butt must have a rod up its butt!

http://www.realfooty.com.au/ffximage/2007/02/01/rf_expert_profile_pics_rw.jpg

crows98

20 Apr 2007, 20:03

Mr. Burns: Oh no. Smithers, why didn't you tell me about this market crash?
Smithers: Well, sir, it happened 25 years before I was born.
Mr. Burns: Oh, that's your excuse for everything.

http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/1955/aflnmfcln5.gif

crows98

20 Apr 2007, 20:07

Homer: Me hungry

http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/310/imagesvr9.jpg

Zarko

20 Apr 2007, 20:12

Homer (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): Maybe, just once, someone will call me "sir" without adding, "you're making a scene."

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/4026/fevola0208ey3.jpg

Zarko

20 Apr 2007, 20:15

[a rock flies through Mr. Burns' office window]
Mr. Burns (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0790434/): Look Smithers, a bird has become petrified and lost its sense of direction.

http://www.footywire.com/afl/img/player/2/ian_perrie.jpg

Zarko

20 Apr 2007, 20:20

Homer (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): Look, all I'm saying is, if these big stars didn't want people going through their garbage and saying they're gay, then they shouldn't have tried to express themselves creatively.

http://www.euronet.nl/users/ilm/celeb/CRAW-S00.JPG

Zarko

20 Apr 2007, 20:23

Lisa (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0810379/): Dad, just for once don't you want to try something new?
Homer (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): Oh Lisa, trying is just the first step toward failure.

http://www.wishlist.com.au/images/Products/ES06/Rich_TeamPoster06_L.jpg

Zarko

20 Apr 2007, 20:26

Mr. Burns (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0790434/): Next.

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200604/r82193_238757.jpg

Zarko

20 Apr 2007, 20:29

Radio DJ (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0790434/): All right, this next song is dedicated to Bart Simpson, with the message "I am coming to kill you slowly and painfully."
[Wipe Out begins playing]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200606/r89345_265294.jpg http://www.footywire.com/afl/img/player/19/adam_selwood.jpg

Zarko

20 Apr 2007, 20:32

Homer (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): I've gone back in time to when dinosaurs weren't just confined to zoos.

http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/310/imagesvr9.jpg

bus24

20 Apr 2007, 20:34

Poor old Lance. He is getting worked over. :D

Zarko

20 Apr 2007, 20:34

Superintendent Chalmers (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000279/): I've had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children...

http://thumbs.ebaystatic.com/pict/88047895068080_0.jpghttp://www.footywire.com/afl/img/player/10/cameron_ling.jpg

Zarko

20 Apr 2007, 20:37

Mr. Burns (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0790434/): So, Smithers, what are you doing this weekend. Something gay, I expect?
Smithers (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0790434/): What?
Mr. Burns (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0790434/): You know, light and fancy free. Mothers, lock up your daughters. Smithers is on the town.
Smithers (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0790434/): Oh. Of course.

http://www.footywire.com/afl/img/player/11/shane_crawford.jpg

NWTYRX

20 Apr 2007, 20:37

Tom Brady: [shouts] Everyone sucks but me!

http://www.footywire.com/afl/img/player/19/chris_judd.jpg

Zarko

20 Apr 2007, 20:40

Lisa (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0810379/): Thank you, Mr. President.
Bill Clinton: No, thank you, Lisa. For teaching kids everywhere a valuable lesson: If things don't go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
Marge (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001413/): That's a pretty lousy lesson.
Bill Clinton: Hey, I'm a pretty lousy president.

http://www.deckchairtheatre.com.au/oldsite/images/thumbs/connolly.jpg (The whole siren scandal - though they should have gotten all 4 points)

Zarko

20 Apr 2007, 20:43

Principal Skinner (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0790434/): I have caught word that a child is using his imagination and I've come to put a stop to it.

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200606/r89345_265292.jpg

Zarko

20 Apr 2007, 20:45

Homer (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get.

http://geelong.keldar.net/Images/SJohnsonR192004_2.jpg

Zarko

20 Apr 2007, 20:48

Mr. Burns (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0790434/): This house has quite a long and colorful history. It was built on an ancient Indian burial ground, and was the setting of Satanic rituals, witch-burnings, and five John Denver Christmas specials.
Homer (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): [shudders] Oh... John Denver.

http://www.principals.com.au/_images/telstraDome556.jpg

NWTYRX

20 Apr 2007, 20:53

Agnes Skinner: You failed, Seymour. What is it with you and failure?

http://www.esplanadehotelfremantle.com.au/data/deposit/galleryImage.9978.image/thumb.jpg

Zarko

20 Apr 2007, 21:45

Grampa (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): Son, you're as stupid as a mule and twice as ugly. So if a stranger offers you a ride, I'd say take it.

http://www.footywire.com/afl/img/player/10/cameron_ling.jpg

Zarko

20 Apr 2007, 21:46

Bart (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004813/): Dad, is this art or is it vandalism?
Homer (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): That's for the courts to decide.

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/02/25/danielkerr_narrowweb__300x403,0.jpg

Zarko

20 Apr 2007, 21:48

Homer (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): Is this episode going on the air live ?
June Velany: No Homer, very few cartoons are broadcast live. It's a terrible strain on the animator's wrist.

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Zarko

20 Apr 2007, 21:50

Man I hate picking on Lance but...

Moe (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000279/): Who'd have thought a whale would be so heavy?

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Zarko

20 Apr 2007, 21:51

[reading a sign, "Do Not Touch - Willy"]
Homer (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): Do not touch Willy. Good advice.

http://www.smh.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1023864531702_2002/06/23/24spt_carey.jpg

don vito of fitzroy

20 Apr 2007, 21:52

Homer: I want two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed buuuuunnnnnn.................

http://www.footywire.com/afl/img/player/4/lance_whitnall.jpg

NWTYRX

20 Apr 2007, 21:55

Moe: I've been called ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly, but never ugly ugly.

http://www.footywire.com/afl/img/player/10/cameron_ling.jpg

Zarko

20 Apr 2007, 21:55

Mel Gibson (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000154/): I'm too old for this.
Homer (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): How old are you, anyway?
Mel Gibson (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000154/): Well, I'm told I can play anyone from 28 to...
Homer (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): Sorry I asked.

http://www.footywire.com/afl/img/player/16/robert_harvey.jpg

Zarko

20 Apr 2007, 22:01

Groundskeeper Willie (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): All right Skinner, that's the last time you'll slap your Willie around.

http://www.smh.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1023864531702_2002/06/23/24spt_carey.jpg