Comical Simpsons Quotes as they apply to Footy and Footballers [Archive] - Page 4

jo172

21 Apr 2007, 23:30

Moe: Hi, my name's Moe. Or as the ladies like to refer to me, 'hey you in the bushes'

http://www.footywire.com/afl/img/player/14/peter_burgoyne.jpghttp://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200506/r49660_131586.jpg

jo172

21 Apr 2007, 23:38

Marge: it was pretty exciting. But celery's pretty exciting too.

http://img.search.com/thumb/2/25/Adelaide_Crows_logo.png/250px-Adelaide_Crows_logo.png

Vs.

http://img.search.com/thumb/1/14/SydneySwansLogo.png/200px-SydneySwansLogo.png

whippersnipper

22 Apr 2007, 00:28

"Ah wash mahself with a rag on a stick"

http://www.convictcreations.com/football/footyimage/elliot.jpg
This one has gotta be up there with the best:D:thumbsu:

showdownhero

22 Apr 2007, 07:06

http://www.abc.net.au/afl/2006/galleries/afl_finals1/images/09.jpg http://www.footywire.com/afl/img/player/2/ian_perrie.jpg

Bart - "Ha! The Police they couldn't catch a cold!"

estibador

22 Apr 2007, 08:03

Little girl: Excuse me, sir, can I play with it?
Professor Frink: No. You wouldn't enjoy it on as many levels as I do. The colors, children! Look at the colors! [laughs]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200404/r18914_46614.jpg

estibador

22 Apr 2007, 08:19

Ralph: [to Lisa on the schoolbus]] I heard your father walked into a restaurant and ate all the food in the restaurant and they had to close down the restaurant.

http://www.icmi.com.au/images/ACTIVITY-thumb-238.jpg

estibador

22 Apr 2007, 08:24

Homer: If i could say a few words. I'd be a better public speaker.

http://www.footywire.com/afl/img/player/19/michael_braun.jpg

estibador

22 Apr 2007, 08:35

Grampa Simpson: I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me.

http://www.fullpointsfooty.net/images/RobertWalls.jpg

estibador

22 Apr 2007, 08:58

Marge: Well most women will tell you that you're a fool to think you can change a man, but those women are quitters!
Lisa: What?
Marge: When I first met your father, he was loud, crude, and piggish. But I worked hard on him, and now he's a whole new person.
Lisa: Mom...?
Marge: He's a whole new person, Lisa.

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5349220,00.jpg

estibador

22 Apr 2007, 09:04

George Meyer: Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important?

http://www.sportal.com.au/photos/news/096041news.jpg

hawka_fan

22 Apr 2007, 12:45

Homer: Homer no function beer well without.

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200604/r79585_228809.jpg

hawka_fan

22 Apr 2007, 12:50

Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl.
Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy.
Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up.

http://www.footywire.com/afl/img/player/5/dale_thomas.jpg

TigerGlory

22 Apr 2007, 15:16

Ralph: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200604/r79585_228809.jpghttp://anmblog.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/larabingle.jpeg

jo172

22 Apr 2007, 18:17

Bill Clinton: "I'm a pretty lousy President"

http://www.theage.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1051987652415_2003/05/05/06n_elliot.jpg

crow28

22 Apr 2007, 19:08

Burns: And to think, Smithers, you laughed when I bought Ticketmaster. [imitating Smithers] Nobody's going to pay a hundred-percent "service charge."
Smithers: It's a policy that ensures a healthy mix of the rich and the ignorant, sir.

http://www.principals.com.au/_images/telstraDome556.jpg

crow28

22 Apr 2007, 19:11

Comic Book Guy: Last night's "Itchy and Scratchy" was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever! Rest assured I was on the internet within minutes voicing my disgust throughout the world.

http://www.bigfooty.com/bigfooty.gif (http://www.bigfooty.com/)

Hard Ball Get

22 Apr 2007, 19:20

^ hasnt that already been done?

crow28

22 Apr 2007, 19:31

^ hasnt that already been done?

possibly. probably. i can't remember.

crow28

22 Apr 2007, 19:56

Homer: A gun is not a weapon, Marge! It's a tool. Like a butcher's knife or a harpoon or... uh, a... an alligator.

http://hawthornfc.com.au/portals/0/images/players/hawks/__Main_06MarkWilliams.jpg

SolidTiger

22 Apr 2007, 21:10

When the Simpsons visited New York they went to a musical about the Betty Ford center. In the musical just change the character in front of the judge with Ben Cousins and the Judge as Demetriou.

jnash196

22 Apr 2007, 21:28

When the Simpsons visited New York they went to a musical about the Betty Ford center. In the musical just change the character in front of the judge with Ben Cousins and the Judge as Demetriou.

"He's checking in...he's checking i-i-i-in

whippersnipper

22 Apr 2007, 21:49

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/08/01/fevola_0208.jpg

Homer: You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine!

thepower

22 Apr 2007, 22:03

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/03/21/bencousins_narrowweb__300x450,0.jpg
Homer: Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs.

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/09/24/deltagoodrem_wideweb__430x308.jpg
http://www.alienwaresystems.com.au/dnn2/Portals/0/sighting_sunrise_pic.jpg
http://i11.tinypic.com/2wd39kj.jpg

Kent Brockman: Springfield is once again overrun with fair-weather fans.
Homer: The Isotopes are winning? To the bandwagon!

jo172

22 Apr 2007, 23:43

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/03/21/bencousins_narrowweb__300x450,0.jpg
Homer: Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs.

Been done like 10 times now:rolleyes:

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/09/24/deltagoodrem_wideweb__430x308.jpg
http://www.alienwaresystems.com.au/dnn2/Portals/0/sighting_sunrise_pic.jpg
http://i11.tinypic.com/2wd39kj.jpg

Kent Brockman: Springfield is once again overrun with fair-weather fans.
Homer: The Isotopes are winning? To the bandwagon!

Good:thumbsu:

Frizzo

23 Apr 2007, 00:34

Been done like 10 times now:rolleyes:

Good:thumbsu:

Honest to God I was about to hit 'Quote' and post the exact same thing as you.

bus24

23 Apr 2007, 02:06

Homer (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): Look, all I'm saying is, if these big stars didn't want people going through their garbage and saying they're gay, then they shouldn't have tried to express themselves creatively.

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/5792/cmjonathanhaynarrowweb3as3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

- Not sure if it's already been done.

Therussian

23 Apr 2007, 13:54

this is the most entertaining thread on big footy by a mile

someday-somehow

23 Apr 2007, 14:02

Grandpa: Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three.
P.S. I am not a crackpot
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/c:\webcc\australia.jpg

WCEforeverman

23 Apr 2007, 14:22

Homer: If i could say a few words. I'd be a better public speaker.

http://www.footywire.com/afl/img/player/19/michael_braun.jpg

GOLD!

WCEforeverman

23 Apr 2007, 14:29

http://www.sportal.com.au/photos/news/065584news.jpg

7-11 Clerk: If for any reason you're not satisfied with our service, I hate you.

This is from futurama

kane249

23 Apr 2007, 19:21

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/c/cc/Nathan_buckley.jpg
Groundskeeper Willie (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): Lunchlady Doris, do you have any grease?
Lunchlady Doris (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0336064/): Sure
Groundskeeper Willie (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): [rips open his shirt] then grease me up woman!

kane249

23 Apr 2007, 19:24

Chief Wiggum (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000279/): Well, boys, it looks like we solved the mystery of the missing ham.
http://www.footywire.com/afl/img/player/4/lance_whitnall.jpg

kane249

23 Apr 2007, 19:25

Kirk Van Houten (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0790434/): If you see a tie on the door knob, that means I'm with a lady.
Homer (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): But you don't have a door knob.
Kirk Van Houten (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0790434/): I don't have a tie either!
http://www.footywire.com/afl/img/player/10/cameron_ling.jpg

kane249

23 Apr 2007, 19:28

http://www.principals.com.au/_images/telstraDome556.jpg
Krusty the Clown (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): It's not important to talk about who got rich off of whom, or who got exposed to tainted what...

kane249

23 Apr 2007, 19:30

http://www.footywire.com/afl/img/player/4/matthew_lappin.jpg

Drederick Tatum: I have been paid millions to endorse these butt-ugly shoes

kane249

23 Apr 2007, 19:31

Manjula (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0393660/): You remind me of the monkey man who killed my father's chickens.
Lawyer: Yes, I get that a lot.

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/08/01/fevola_0208.jpg

kane249

23 Apr 2007, 19:33

Bart (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004813/): [Smithers walks into the room with a sexy girl at his side] Smithers? I thought you were... ugh... you know!
Smithers (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0790434/): Not as long as I take these injections!
[injects himself]
Smithers (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0790434/): [shouts] I like boobies!

http://www.ezydvd.com.au/g/i/p/223292.jpg

kane249

23 Apr 2007, 19:38

http://www.footywire.com/afl/img/player/19/quinten_lynch.jpg
Homer Simpson (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): Hang on, I'll get my belt sander and try to grind the ugly off your face!

kane249

23 Apr 2007, 19:39

Lisa (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0810379/): Hey! You didn't see a warthog!
Bart (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004813/): I'm looking at one right now.
http://www.about.theage.com.au/userimages/CWilson.jpg

kane249

23 Apr 2007, 19:43

http://www.icmi.com.au/images/ACTIVITY-238.jpg
Homer (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): Oh Marge! Am I doomed to spend the rest of my life sweating like a pig?
Bart (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004813/): Not to mention eating like a pig and dressing like a pig.
Apu (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000279/): Don't forget the smell.

kane249

23 Apr 2007, 19:45

http://www.girl.com.au/img/wayne_carey_portrait.jpg

Lisa (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0810379/): Uh, maybe I should go... I seem to have caught you at a bad time...

kane249

23 Apr 2007, 19:48

Marge (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001413/): Bart are you wearing clean underwear?
Bart (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004813/): Not anymore.

http://www.footywire.com/afl/img/player/17/barry_hall.jpghttp://www.footywire.com/afl/img/player/14/kane_cornes.jpg

don vito of fitzroy

23 Apr 2007, 20:06

NWTYRX

23 Apr 2007, 20:29

Homer Simpson: From now on, I'm going to be just like Krusty and tell it like it is! Marge, you're getting a little fat around the thighs.
Bart: Dad!
Homer Simpson: You too, Bart.
Marge: Oh Homer, be quiet, you're the fattest person in this car.
Homer Simpson: Aw... you didn't have to tell it like it is.

http://www.footywire.com/afl/img/player/4/lance_whitnall.jpg

Freo Big Fella

23 Apr 2007, 20:41

http://westcoasteagles.com.au/portals/0/images/players/eagles/Daniel_Chick_Small.jpg

Frankie the Squealer: Okay, it's me! I can't help it! I just like squealing! It makes me feel big!

Freo Big Fella

23 Apr 2007, 21:01

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/12/03/bencousins_wideweb__470x381,0.jpg

Homer: Did you wreck the car?
Bart and Lisa: No!
Homer: Did you raise the dead?
Bart and Lisa: Yes!
Homer: But the cars OK?

Marklar_33

23 Apr 2007, 21:14

http://www.footywire.com/afl/img/player/19/beau_waters.jpg

Milhouse: Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?

GOLDEN GOLD :thumbsu:

CLASSIC!

Juddy88

23 Apr 2007, 21:24

http://www.about.theage.com.au/userimages/CWilson.jpg
Homer: She's gonna nark on our stash.
Marge: What are you talking about we don't have a stash?

Homer: No... Of coarse not;)
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/12/03/bencousins_wideweb__470x381,0.jpg

Juddy88

23 Apr 2007, 21:36

Homer: Stop Pumelling me, it's really painful!

http://theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/11/28/wbaflfight_narrowweb__200x335,1.jpg

http://theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/09/30/al_dw_0110_narrowweb__200x309.jpg

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200409/r32029_79467.jpg

Hawkamania!

24 Apr 2007, 00:49

In honour of our AFL management I give you:

Roger Meyers: Ladies and gentlemen, the screwballs have spoken.

Rory

24 Apr 2007, 02:19

Home: Dental plan, Lisa needs braces, Dental plan, Lisa needs braces, Dental plan, Lisa needs braces......

http://about.theage.com.au/userimages/Caroline_Wilson.jpg

Therussian

24 Apr 2007, 09:04

absolute cracker

the_big_sav

24 Apr 2007, 10:24

pritty sure this hasnt been done so far

Homer: Marge, it takes 2 to lie. 1 to lie and 1 to listen
Marge: What does that mean?

http://www.footywire.com/afl/img/player/19/daniel_chick.jpg

black_hart

24 Apr 2007, 10:54

Stephen2

24 Apr 2007, 13:04

Lisa: [reading] "Nuke the whales?" You don't really believe that, do you?
Nelson: I dunno. Gotta nuke something.

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/2/2a/200px-2006_AFL_Richmond.jpg

jnash196

24 Apr 2007, 13:31

Lisa: Relax, I can't relax
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/b/b7/Robert_Harvey.jpg

whippersnipper

24 Apr 2007, 13:46

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200605/r86896_256160.jpg
Ben Hart

Homer: Oh Dad, you've a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless.

Rory

24 Apr 2007, 14:47

Lisa: Do you really think you can get our dental plan back dad?
Homer: Well, that depends on who's the better negotiator - Mr. Burns or me...
Bart: Dad I'll trade you this delicious doorstop for your crummy old Danish.
Homer: Done and Done!

http://www.esplanadehotelfremantle.com.au/data/deposit/galleryImage.9978.image/thumb.jpg

Teagson

24 Apr 2007, 16:55

Sideshow Bob: "Oh I'll stay away alright... stay away... FOREVER!"

http://www.vrc.net.au/cpa/dat/events_events/width200height200St%20Kilda_RGB.jpghttp://www.geocities.com/shinboner_99/cup.gif

Charles Bronson voice: "Hey Fatty, I've got a movie for ya... a Fridge too Far!"

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200505/r46977_122882.jpg

Teagson

24 Apr 2007, 17:03

Principal Skinner: "Oh, you think this stolen 'H' is a laugh riot, don't you? Well, I'll tell you something that's not so funny. Right now Superintendent Chalmers is at home crying like a little girl! Well, I guess that is a little funny."

http://www.theage.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1057783375579_2003/07/12/mm_pl_1207.jpg

Professor Taylor: "Mm hmm, well that's... very good... for a first try. You know what? I have a ball. Perhaps you'd like to bounce it?"

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/2/2a/200px-2006_AFL_Richmond.jpg

Hard Ball Get

24 Apr 2007, 17:09

Professor Taylor: "Well that was good... for a first try. You know what, I have a ball, maybe you'd like to bounce it?"

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/2/2a/200px-2006_AFL_Richmond.jpg

Very, very good.
The text doesnt do it justice...
Done in the voice with the whole lead up it works perfectly :D:thumbsu:

Embers

25 Apr 2007, 01:23

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/12/03/bencousins_wideweb__470x381,0.jpg

Ben "Im jealous of girls cos they get to wear dresses
Woosh "One problem at a time Ben"

Mancey

25 Apr 2007, 02:39

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/12/03/bencousins_wideweb__470x381,0.jpg

Homer: Check with the FBI, i have a file. I HAVE A FILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SweetLeftFoot

25 Apr 2007, 03:07

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/02/13/wbFOOTYhay_narrowweb__300x442.jpg

Lionel Hutz - This is the greatest case of false advertising I've seen since I sued the movie The Never Ending Story.

Greg Miller= Messiah

25 Apr 2007, 07:19

Homer: First you have the sugar, then you have the women, then you have the power.

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200602/r73362_204888.jpg

Greg Miller= Messiah

25 Apr 2007, 08:37

Skinner: We'll least I still have my dignity.
Agnes: You look like a Taiwan tranvestite
http://www.geelongadvertiser.com.au/images/uploadedfiles/editorial/pictures/2007/04/24/Ben-Cousins.jpg

whippersnipper

25 Apr 2007, 13:15

don vito of fitzroy

25 Apr 2007, 17:37

Homer: First you have the sugar, then you have the power, then you have the women.

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200602/r73362_204888.jpgI had to swap the words around.

kane249

26 Apr 2007, 00:03

Wolfcastle: nice outfit schoey, it makes you look like a homosexual
http://www.theage.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1058853143092_2003/07/23/joffa2407.jpg

Crowd: Booooooo

Wolfcastle: Haha maybe you all are homosexuals too
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8e/Floggers.jpg/250px-Floggers.jpg

SouthSwans

26 Apr 2007, 01:16

Rory

26 Apr 2007, 02:38

Team member: Hey, look! There's a big crowd to welcome us back even though we lost...
Moe: Hey, I'll give you something to cry about, you loser! You can't catch a football? Let's see if you can catch a rock!

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/2/2a/200px-2006_AFL_Richmond.jpg

Ford

26 Apr 2007, 03:41

Re: Quotes
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rory http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?p=4998653#post4998653)
What about that New Years eve party at Lenny's. He didn't even have a clock.

http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,1658,5146792,00.jpg

I think this one has been very underrated. One of the best so far, for sure.

I agree, works on many levels. Great.

chapmanmagic35

26 Apr 2007, 09:47

Barney: Hello, my name is Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic.
Lisa: Mr Gumble, this is a girl scouts meeting.
Barney: Is it, or is it you girls can't admit that you have a problem?

http://geelong.keldar.net/Images/SJohnsonR202003.jpg

MightyFighting

26 Apr 2007, 10:34

Homer: I've seen plays that were more exciting than this. Honest to God... plays!

http://rebelsport.com.au/data/pages/corporate/images/nrl_logo.jpg

jo172

26 Apr 2007, 12:16

More appropriate in the last few years but:

Homer: "He comes out every Friday night, Like Urkel"

http://www.icmi.com.au/images/ACTIVITY-119.jpg

chapmanmagic35

26 Apr 2007, 13:10

Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/07/19/wbFOOTYgardiner2_narrowweb__300x455.jpg

chapmanmagic35

26 Apr 2007, 13:14

Troy McClure: Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!

http://www.footywire.com/afl/img/player/4/lance_whitnall.jpg

jo172

26 Apr 2007, 13:19

Bart: I didn't do it. No one saw me do it. No one can prove anything.

http://www.footywire.com/afl/img/player/19/adam_selwood.jpg

jo172

26 Apr 2007, 13:24

Concert manager: Homer, nothing's more important to me than the health and well-being of my freaks. I'm sending you to a vet.

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/12/03/bencousins_wideweb__470x381,0.jpg

jo172

26 Apr 2007, 13:28

Bart: What did those women expect? When you sign a contract with FOX, you know you're gonna be betrayed and humiliated!

http://www.novita.org.au/library/Ch7adelaide.jpg

wally funk

26 Apr 2007, 14:00

Best. Thread. Ever.

Freo Big Fella

26 Apr 2007, 14:42

Flanders: Oh the network slogan is true! Watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f6/Channelnine.svg/150px-Channelnine.svg.png

Greg Miller= Messiah

26 Apr 2007, 16:24

don vito of fitzroy

26 Apr 2007, 21:22

bus24

27 Apr 2007, 01:32

Homer: It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day

http://www.icmi.com.au/images/ACTIVITY-119.jpg

crows_4_life

27 Apr 2007, 01:46

Homer: HAHA that kids got bosoms
Ooder: Dont make me run! i'm full of chocolate

http://www.geocities.com/aflinspain/whitnall.jpg

bus24

27 Apr 2007, 01:50

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/3430/0519015100nf8.jpg (http://imageshack.us) http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/8876/wbfootygardiner2narrowwmc5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Homer: And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

bus24

27 Apr 2007, 01:52

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/2/2a/200px-2006_AFL_Richmond.jpg

Homer: Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves

crows_4_life

27 Apr 2007, 02:00

Marge: Well you should take pride in making people happy

Homer: Oooohh look at me i'm making people happy!! living in my gumdrop house on lollipop laaaannnneee.

http://www.footywire.com/afl/img/player/15/matthew_richardson.jpg

making people happy by laughing at his antics :D

whippersnipper

27 Apr 2007, 02:02

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200507/r52050_139577.jpg

Rev. Lovejoy: Coping with senility?
Jasper: No. I'm here for Microwave Cookery. No, wait. Coping with senility.

crows_4_life

27 Apr 2007, 02:05

Lionel Hutz: You are not just getting a lawyer Mr. Simpson you also get this pearl necklace, a $99 dollar value as our gift to you (hears police sirens and jumps out of his seat)

http://static.flickr.com/23/44681403_7333efdda2_m.jpg

crows_4_life

27 Apr 2007, 03:37

Homer: This new job will allow me to live out my life long dream!

Marge: Which is what

Homer: Promise you wont laugh... ive also wanted to own the Dallas Cowboys (replace with West Coast)

....................

Hank Scorpio: Homer i know it isnt the Dallas Cowboys but its a start

Homer: **Looks Up** oh the Denver Broncos (replace with Richmond)

Marge: Some people might think owning the Denver Broncos (Richmond) is pretty good

Homer: Marge, Do you know anything about football??

Tigerdrive

27 Apr 2007, 13:31

http://www.esplanadehotelfremantle.com.au/data/deposit/galleryImage.9978.image/thumb.jpg

Bart: Wait a minute does this mean I'm gonna be a failure?

Homer: Yes son a spectacular failure

Rory

27 Apr 2007, 16:50

My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star

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tin can sam

27 Apr 2007, 18:58

Chalmers - You're Fired!
Skinner - I'm sorry, did you just call me a liar?
Chalmers - No, I said "you're fired"
Skinner - Oh... That's much worse

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tin can sam

27 Apr 2007, 18:59

"Make Way for Willy"

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Big Cox

27 Apr 2007, 19:01

My only contribution

Bachelor auctioneer - And whats my opening bid here, Here I got nothing, I got nothing, I got bupkus I got zero. Sold

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Topdock65

27 Apr 2007, 19:02

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Homer : Unfortunately, son, we Simpsons sometimes have to bend the rules a little in order to hold our own.

kane249

27 Apr 2007, 19:34

"Make Way for Willy"

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HAHAHAHA Thats gold :thumbsu:

wc32

27 Apr 2007, 20:02

Bart: Dad, what's a Muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know.

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