Comical Simpsons Quotes as they apply to Footy and Footballers [Archive] - Page 5

wc32

27 Apr 2007, 20:03

Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you...
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist?!
Marge: It's not Batman!

http://www.geelongadvertiser.com.au/images/uploadedfiles/editorial/pictures/2007/04/24/Ben-Cousins.jpg

wc32

27 Apr 2007, 20:06

Leonard Nimoy: Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No.

http://www.abc.net.au/afl/2006/galleries/afl_round8/images/28.jpg

wc32

27 Apr 2007, 20:07

Laywer: Well, what about that tatoo on your chest? Doesn't it say Die, Bart, Die?
Sideshow Bob: No, that's German for 'The Bart, The."
Parole Judge: No one who speaks German can be an evil man! Parole Granted!

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200606/r89345_265292.jpg

wc32

27 Apr 2007, 20:09

Chief Wiggum: Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city! He is the cancer and I am the ... uh ... what cures cancer?

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200505/r47277_123877.jpghttp://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200407/r26342_65211.jpg

wc32

27 Apr 2007, 20:11

Man: I'm telling you the light would work better if it pointed out to sea.
Sea Captianr: Arr, shut up. I know what I'm doin'.
(a boat crashes in the distance)
Sea Captian: Arr, I hate the sea and everything in it.

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200407/r26342_65211.jpg

wc32

27 Apr 2007, 20:12

Skinner: For Privacy's sake, lets call her Lisa S...Wait thats to ovious. How about L Simpson

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200505/r47277_123877.jpg

wc32

27 Apr 2007, 20:14

Cletus: Hey slow down I wants to talk to ya! Give us 300 pretzels!
Marge (talking to Homer): Your see, a little persistence and patience, paid off.
That'll be 300 dollars!
Cletus: I dont think so, you see I got 300 coupons.
Marge: hmmm, I should of set limit one per customer.
Cletus: Shoulda but didn't. Ok, now hand them over!
HEY KIDS! WE EATIN DINNER TONIGHT! CMON!
Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dillan, Dermit, Jordan, Tailor, Brittney, Wesley, Rumor, Skyle, Cassidy, Zoe, Cloe, Max, Hunter, Kendel, Katelyn, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Ean, Lauren, Kubert, Phil!

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/SPORT/09/27/aust.grandfinal.ap/story.fans.aap.jpg

wc32

27 Apr 2007, 20:17

Bart: Milhouse, what happened?! You were supposed to be watching the factory!
Milhouse: I was watchin'. First it started to fall over, then it fell over.

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/5/5e/200px-Untitled-op.png

crows_4_life

27 Apr 2007, 20:18

wc32 you are on fire, you have watched WAY too many episodes ;)

wc32

27 Apr 2007, 20:19

Homer: I'll never wiggle my bare butt it public again
Lisa: I'd like to beleive that this time, I really would.

http://www.theage.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1067597199076_2003/11/01/02NEWMAN,0.jpg

wc32

27 Apr 2007, 20:22

Jay: Uh, hey nudnick, your shoe's untied.
Rainer W: From here, they appear to be tied, but I will go in for a closer look.
Jay: Taxi!

...........................................................

Rainier: On closer inspection, these are loafers.

http://www.footywire.com/afl/img/player/9/aaron_sandilands.jpg

wc32

27 Apr 2007, 20:25

Rainier: Someone please, give me a job. I lowered my quote to $8 million. I do nude scene, I play nerd. Don't make me punch your throat!

http://www.collingwood365.com/images/Players/image020.jpg

wc32

27 Apr 2007, 20:34

Comic Book Guy: These “Bat Pants” have been shredded by the Riddler.
Dry Cleaner Clerk: No, just your ass.
Comic Book Guy: That’s what I call my ass.

http://www.icmi.com.au/images/ACTIVITY-238.jpg

wc32

27 Apr 2007, 20:42

Barney: Aaah! Natural light! Get it off me! Get it off me!

http://img.search.com/thumb/e/e8/Saint_Kilda_Football_Club_logo.png/250px-Saint_Kilda_Football_Club_logo.png

wc32

27 Apr 2007, 20:47

Milhouse: But I'm All Milhouse! Plus, my mom says I'm the handsomest guy in school!

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/06/18/wbFOOTYling_wideweb__430x292.jpg

wc32

27 Apr 2007, 20:52

Moe: I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/2/2a/200px-2006_AFL_Richmond.jpg

MightyFighting

27 Apr 2007, 20:57

http://www.sanfl.com.au/_content/image/00070489-image.jpg

Carl: Ah, nuts. I mean... ah, nuts.

http://www.elitesports.com.au/absolut/images/articles/bryce-gibbsa.jpg

wc32

27 Apr 2007, 21:26

Mr. Burns: What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man?

http://www.bordermail.com.au/news/image/653610.jpg

http://www-ma2.upc.es/wood/logos/CarltonFC.jpg

wc32

27 Apr 2007, 21:27

Homer: I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.

http://static.flickr.com/23/44681403_7333efdda2_m.jpg

wc32

27 Apr 2007, 21:34

Krusty: I thought they were due! That game was fixed! The Globetrotters used a ladder for pete's sake! C'mon! He's just holding out the ball, take it!

http://www-ma2.upc.es/wood/logos/CarltonFC.jpg

wc32

27 Apr 2007, 21:39

Teenager: [off-camera] Uh, Mr. Nimoy, we have ten minutes left.
Leonard Nimoy: Oh. Uh, fine. Let me, uh, just get something out of my car. [runs off]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/2/2a/200px-2006_AFL_Richmond.jpg

jnash196

27 Apr 2007, 23:43

Why Hawthorn beat Geelong
The game was at
"Aurora Stadium, At this time of year, in this part of the country, at this time of day, localised entirely within Tasmania"

jnash196

27 Apr 2007, 23:47

Lisa:Mr. Hutz are you a shyster?
Mr. Hutz: What a big word for such a little girl

http://www.convictcreations.com/football/footyimage/elliot.jpg

Tristagi

28 Apr 2007, 02:38

Bart while reading Johnny Truman

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/Tristagi/daniel_chick.jpg

Bart: ...wow, they should call this guy Johnny Deformed.

And_ROOS

28 Apr 2007, 04:07

http://www.abc.net.au/afl/2004/galleries/lions_cats/images/08_johnson.jpg
"Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get." (Homer)

http://mm.afl.com.au/afl_archive/cp2/c2/webi/article/314842dh.jpg
"What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man?" (Mr. Burns)

http://www.abc.net.au/afl/2004/galleries/aflround4/images/06_cousins.jpg
"So then I said to the cop, 'no you're driving under the influence... of being a jerk." (Lenny)

Ford

28 Apr 2007, 05:20

http://www.theage.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1051987652415_2003/05/05/06n_elliot.jpg

"Wow, you can really taste the hog anus"

(hog anus = american for pigs arse)

MightyFighting

28 Apr 2007, 11:37

"Electric yellow's got me by the brain banana."

http://www.southernfootball.com.au/images/afl_wcefc.gif

MightyFighting

28 Apr 2007, 11:42

Bart: Gonna win some this year?
Springfield Isotope: Gonna Try.

http://www.southernfootball.com.au/images/afl_cfc.gif

tin can sam

28 Apr 2007, 12:18

Gil - "Old Gil shouldn't have bet the company pay roll"

http://www.convictcreations.com/football/footyimage/elliot.jpg

black_hart

28 Apr 2007, 12:32

"Alright,time for a crime spree"

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200604/r80641_232739.jpg

Tarkyn_24

28 Apr 2007, 15:25

http://www.richmondfc.com.au/portals/0/images/players/013082ax.jpg

Kane Johnson at Richmond B&F

Homer: Good practice, kids. Now its time for the easiest part of any coach's job. The cuts. Although I wasn't able to cut everyone I wanted to, I have cut a lot of you. Wendell is cut. Rudy is cut. Janey, you're gone. Steven, I like your hussle. Thats why it was so hard to cut you. Congratulations, the rest of you made the team!.... Except you, you and you.
GOLD

Tristagi

29 Apr 2007, 00:21

Frizzo

29 Apr 2007, 01:41

"Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get." (Homer)

Can we officially call a ban on this one or something?

whippersnipper

29 Apr 2007, 17:30

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200504/r45690_118825.jpghttp://www.bordermail.com.au/news/image/316063_tn.jpg
Burns: Fly, my pretties, FLY!
(Flying monkeys walk to the window and plummet to their deaths)
Burns (sighs): Continue the research.

diablo14

30 Apr 2007, 05:02

http://about.theage.com.au/userimages/Caroline_Wilson.jpg

Groundskeeper Willie (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): Ach Wendel. Tis a mighty puddle of puke.

how about willy, after looking at selmas introduction agency tape...'back to the loch with you nessie!'

diablo14

30 Apr 2007, 05:33

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5408759,00.jpg

Dr. Nick: Hi everybody!

Homer+Bart: Hi Doctor Nick!

Nick: Now there are many options available for dangerously
underweighted individuals like yourself. I recommend a slow
steady gorging process combined with assal horizontology.

Homer: [pensive] Of course.

Nick: [points to a chart] You'll want to focus on the neglected
food groups such as the whipped group, the congealed group
and the chocotastic!

Homer: What can I do to speed the whole thing up, Doctor?

Nick: Well...be creative. Instead of making sandwiches with
bread, use poptarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon,
heh...

Bart: You could brush your teeth with milkshakes!

Dr. Nick: Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?
And remember, if you're not sure about something, rub it
against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it's
your window to weight gain. Bye bye, everybody!

Monkey King

30 Apr 2007, 17:28

http://www.realfooty.com.au/ffximage/2007/04/29/gooding_dalton_250,0.jpg

"Well of course, everything looks bad if you remember it!"
-Homer

Monkey King

30 Apr 2007, 17:32

http://www.essendonfc.com.au/images/05/r19g5.jpg

Frank Grimes: "god, he eats like a pig!"
Lenny: "i dunno. pigs tend to chew. I'd say he eats more like a duck."

Monkey King

30 Apr 2007, 17:36

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5464279,00.jpg

"if i don't smoke it i'll go blinder" - blind man after being caught with a bag of cannabis.

Monkey King

30 Apr 2007, 18:00

Martin: How about this, guys? Bart can have it Mondays and Thursdays, Milhouse will get it Tuesdays and Fridays, and yours truly will take it Wednesdays and Saturdays.
Bart: Perfect.
Milhouse: Wait a minute! What about Sunday?
Bart: Yeah, what about Sunday?
Martin: Well, Sunday possession will be determined by a random number generator. I will take the digits 1 through 3, Milhouse will have 4 through 6, and Bart will have 7 through 9.
Bart: Perfect.
Milhouse: Wait a minute! What about 0?
Bart: Yeah, what about 0?
Milhouse: Yeah.
Martin: Well, in the unlikely event of a 0, possession will be determined by rock scissors paper competition, best 3 out of 5. How's that?

The logic on display during a typical AFL Rules Committee meeting.

Monkey King

30 Apr 2007, 18:22

Monkey King

30 Apr 2007, 18:42

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5444774,00.jpg

Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

Monkey King

30 Apr 2007, 19:06

http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,1658,5456037,00.jpg

Grandpa: Are we there yet?
Homer: No
Grandpa: Are we there yet?
Homer: No
Grandpa: Are we there yet?
Homer: No
Grandpa: ........Where are we going?

TigerGlory

30 Apr 2007, 19:08

And_ROOS

30 Apr 2007, 19:15

http://www.essendonfc.com.au/images/05/r19g5.jpg

"I'm never going to be disabled. I'm sick of being so healthy." (Homer)

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5444774,00.jpg

"Just give the great unwashed a pair of oversized breasts and a happy ending, and they'll 'oink' for more every time." (Mr. Burns)

don vito of fitzroy

30 Apr 2007, 21:44

(Bart prank calls Moe's Tavern)
Moe: Moe’s Tavern.
Bart: Is Oliver there?
Moe: Who?
Bart: Oliver Klozoff.
Moe: Hold on. I'll check. Oliver Klozoff! Call for Oliver Klozoff!

http://www.uniquecarsandparts.com.au/images/years/1982/helen_damico.jpgAwesome!

Here's one on these players who play in rock bands:

http://www.footywire.com/afl/img/player/12/russell_robertson.jpg

http://www.uga.edu/bahai/2004/img/1093-150.jpg

Nelson: Hey Simpson, what are you trying to play?
Bart: Polly Wolly Doodle.
Nelson: Oh yeah? Well, it sounds Polly Wolly Crappy! Ha ha!

Hard Ball Get

30 Apr 2007, 22:52

diablo14

1 May 2007, 00:10

Awesome!

Here's one on these players who play in rock bands:

http://www.footywire.com/afl/img/player/12/russell_robertson.jpg

http://www.uga.edu/bahai/2004/img/1093-150.jpg

Nelson: Hey Simpson, what are you trying to play?
Bart: Polly Wolly Doodle.
Nelson: Oh yeah? Well, it sounds Polly Wolly Crappy! Ha ha!

or you could use the salesman at the pool shop when marge is there looking at swimming pools....'hey lady this is not what i do...i play keyboards'

EagleMan87

1 May 2007, 00:43

Can't believe this hasn't been done yet...

http://about.theage.com.au/userimages/Caroline_Wilson.jpg
Homer: Wait a minute, Marge. I saw "Mrs. Doubtfire." This is a man in drag!
[starts pulling at her hair as if it were a wig]
You're phony! Fakey, phony broad! [runs after her]
Gimme those!

Rory

1 May 2007, 01:07

^ Gold

SweetLeftFoot

1 May 2007, 01:15

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l141/SweetLeftFoot/Frasergehrig.jpg

"Daddy, this place smells like tinkle!"

Tristagi

1 May 2007, 01:30

whippersnipper

1 May 2007, 02:00

http://www.esplanadehotelfremantle.com.au/data/deposit/galleryImage.9978.image/thumb.jpghttp://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200608/r97825_297220.jpg (http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200608/r97825_297219.jpg)

Hutz: Mr. Simpson, I was just going through your garbage, and I couldn't help overhearing that you need a babysitter. Of course, being a highly-skilled attorney, my fee is $175 an hour.
Homer: We pay eight dollars for the night, and you can take two popsicles out of the freezer.
Hutz: Three.
Homer: Two.
Hutz: OK, two. And I get to keep this old bird cage.
Homer: Done!
Hutz: [proudly] Still got it.

VINCANITY

1 May 2007, 10:49

Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!

http://www.logoshak.com/.../images3/Richmond_Tigers.gif

Aristotel

1 May 2007, 11:03

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/2513/jeffob3.jpg

"I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt....I cant compete with that stuff"...Moe

Butch16210

1 May 2007, 15:58

That was easily the most enjoyable thread i have ever read on this website. Fantastic work guys!

thesouthernend

1 May 2007, 19:06

Terry Wallace to Richmond team after each game

Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try" (Homer)

whippersnipper

1 May 2007, 19:08

Deleted

whippersnipper

1 May 2007, 19:12

http://www.footywire.com/afl/img/player/19/beau_waters.jpghttp://www.footywire.com/afl/img/player/19/daniel_kerr.jpg

Burns: Ahh Homer, I hope Crusher and Low Blow didn't hurt you.......I prefer the hands-on touch you only get with hired goons.

Pj,Rj,Hj

2 May 2007, 00:53

http://www.bordermail.com.au/news/image/760631.jpg
Burns,"What was I laughing at again?
Oh yes the crippled Irishman".

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/2513/jeffob3.jpg
Sideshow Raheem
"Angry, angry man".

http://www.southernfootball.com.au/images/afl_cfc.gif
http://www.logoshak.com/~asgsport/images5/Roos_07.gif
http://www.logoshak.com/~asgsport/images3/Melbourne_Demons.gifhttp://www.logoshak.com/~asgsport/images3/Western_Bulldogs.gif
"Kids, what's it called when people are treated equally when they clearly aren't equal?" "Communism!"
or
"Listen, you
drain-clogging, last-cookie-eating, collect-call-getting sponge!
I want you out of my house!''.

catman2006

2 May 2007, 01:20

Hear is the mug that pours the drug that you chug
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:05c7f4efCZNl5M:http://members.tripod.com/daffylover/cousins.jpg (http://members.tripod.com/daffylover/cousins.jpg)

Mr Cannons

2 May 2007, 17:21

Homer - Remember the time I let that escaped mental patient in our house because I thought he was Santa Clause? Well you have a gambling problem!!!

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/7600/goodwinpa0.jpg

saintal

2 May 2007, 21:47

http://www.bordermail.com.au/news/image/760631.jpg
Burns,"What was I laughing at again?
Oh yes the crippled Irishman".

Any quote from Burnsy is a good quote :thumbsu:

someday-somehow

3 May 2007, 10:49

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Homer: "I'm a white male aged 18 to 49, everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
He then goes to the cabinet and takes out a can of food titled, "Nuts and Gum: Together At Last"

someday-somehow

3 May 2007, 10:59

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Homer: You don't quit your job because you don't like it, you just go in and do it really half-assed.

someday-somehow

3 May 2007, 11:02

http://mud.mm-a2.yimg.com/image/2304876538 (http://au.wrs.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0oGkuVXJjlGNwoA_CEN5gt./SIG=1hn2n0fkg/EXP=1178236887/**http%3A%2F%2Fau.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%2Fview% 3Fback%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fau.search.yahoo.com%252Fsearch%2 52Fimages%253Fp%253Dterry%252Bwallace%2526ei%253DUTF-8%2526fr%253Dyfp%2526x%253Dwrt%26w%3D217%26h%3D326%26imgurl% 3Dwww.realfooty.theage.com.au%252Fffximage%252F2004%252F08%2 52F02%252Fterry_wallace.jpg%26rurl%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww. realfooty.theage.com.au%252Frealfooty%252Farticles%252F2004% 252F08%252F02%252F1091432110901.html%26size%3D29.5kB%26name% 3Dterry_wallace.jpg%26p%3Dterry%2Bwallace%26type%3Djpeg%26no %3D11%26tt%3D499%26oid%3Dda4bda96ca6a65de%26ei%3DUTF-8)

Homer: "Trying is the first step towards failure."

someday-somehow

3 May 2007, 11:07

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Smithers: "I don't think women and seamen mix, sir."
Burns: "Yes, we know what you think."

someday-somehow

3 May 2007, 11:15

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Ralph Wiggum: "The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there"

Mancey

3 May 2007, 12:56

http://www.theaflblog.com/images/judd.gif

Jimbo(every victorian club): Hey Simpson, wanna trade belts?
Bart(west coast): Well, not really, 'cause yours is just a piece of extension
cord.

Deledio2Tambling

3 May 2007, 13:06

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Homer (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): You know, Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me. She said, "Homer, you're a big disappointment," and god bless her soul, she was really onto something.

Deledio2Tambling

3 May 2007, 13:09

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Grampa Simpson: I am disgusted with the way old people are depicted on television. We are not all vibrant, fun-loving sex maniacs. Many of us are bitter, resentful individuals, who remember the good old days, when entertainment was bland and inoffensive.

Deledio2Tambling

3 May 2007, 13:13

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Bleedin' Gums Murphy (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0853103/): My friends call me Bleeding Gums.
Lisa (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0810379/): Eww, how'd you get a name like that?
Bleedin' Gums Murphy (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0853103/): Well, let me put it this way. You ever been to the dentist?
Lisa (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0810379/): Yeah.
Bleedin' Gums Murphy (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0853103/): Not me. I suppose I should go to one. But I've got enough pain in my life as it is

Deledio2Tambling

3 May 2007, 13:21

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200606/r89345_265292.jpg

Judge: Krusty the Clown, how do you plead?
Krusty the Clown (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): I plead guilty, Your Honor.
[Sensation. Krusty's lawyer hurriedly whispers in his ear]
Krusty the Clown (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): I mean, not guilty. Opening night jitters, Your Honor.

Deledio2Tambling

3 May 2007, 16:01

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Homer: Come on, guys! Let's be the team that supports each other.
[chanting] You can do it, Otto! You can do it, Otto!
Help each other out: that'll be our motto!
[Apu and Moe join in] You can do it, Otto! You can do it, Otto!
Apu: Make this spare; I'll give you free gelato!
Moe: Then back to my place, where I will get you blotto!
Homer: Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto.
All: You can do it, Otto!

demon nath

3 May 2007, 23:34

MCC members watching the demons:

Homer: Number 1, what type of crappy name is that?
Lenny: We're all known by numbers. Im number 11, Karl is 14, burns is 29.

crow28

4 May 2007, 01:11

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Kent Brockman: (in a commentary booth, bored) Half back passes to the center, back to the wing, back to the center. Center holds it. Holds it. Holds it...

crow28

4 May 2007, 01:16

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Carl: Aww nuts... I mean... aww nuts!

whippersnipper

4 May 2007, 01:22

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Carl: Aww nuts... I mean... aww nuts!
Been done.

crow28

4 May 2007, 01:23

Been done.

sorry... couldn't really be bothered going through all the pages. I have been keeping relatively up to date but obviously missed that one.

Dr Sanchez

4 May 2007, 08:51

Dr Sanchez

4 May 2007, 09:26

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Homer: Where's my burrito, where's my burrito!

Dr Sanchez

4 May 2007, 09:31

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Bart: Dad, remember when Tom had you in that headlock and you screamed "I'm a hemophiliac" and when he let you go, you kicked him in the back?
Homer: Heh heh heh. Yeah?
Bart: Will you teach me how to do that?
Homer: Sure, boy. First, you gotta shriek like a woman and keep sobbing until he turns away in disgust. That's when it's time to kick some back! (he and Bart laugh) And then when he's lying down on the ground...
Bart: Yeah?
Homer: kick him in the ribs...
Bart: Yeah?
Homer: step on his neck...
Bart: Yeah?
Homer:Then, run like hell. (Bart and Homer laugh together)

Dr Sanchez

4 May 2007, 09:33

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Administrator: And what are your reasons for wanting a Little Brother?
Homer's brain: Don't say revenge! Don't say revenge!
Homer's mouth: Uh, revenge?
Homer's brain: That's it, I'm gettin' outta here. [footsteps, and a door slam]
[We can then see that the card lists 5 possible reasons - spite, malice, revenge, boredom, profit. The administrator ticks Revenge]

BK Eaglesfan

4 May 2007, 11:43

Homer in an essay for a college application......

"...it was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my life forever."

Sorry if it's been done...

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BK Eaglesfan

4 May 2007, 11:52

Mr Burns: "Aw, isn't that cute. He's trying to claw my eyes out."

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200608/r99970_304907.jpg

BK Eaglesfan

4 May 2007, 12:01

Marge: Homer did you eat my whole pan of brownies?
Bart: Uh oh. You're in for it now, Dad.
Homer: Marge, I'm feeling a lot of shame right now.
Marge: I'm hearing that you feel a lot of shame.
Homer: And I feel you hear my shame.
Marge: I'm feeling annoyance and frustration, but also tolerance.
Homer: I feel validated by that.
Marge: Good. I'm glad we had this talk.
Homer: Me too.

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BK Eaglesfan

4 May 2007, 12:10

Homer: "Marge, try to understand. There are two kinds of college students: jocks and nerds. As a jock, it is my duty to give nerds a hard time."

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BK Eaglesfan

4 May 2007, 12:18

Fortune Cookie....'You will find happiness with a new love'.

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/06/15/polak_1606.jpg

BK Eaglesfan

4 May 2007, 12:30

Ned Flanders: "Oh can't you see this man isn't a hero! He's annoying. He's very, very annoying!"

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BK Eaglesfan

4 May 2007, 12:34

Lisa: "Everybody needs a nemesis. Sherlock Holmes had his Dr Moriarty, Mountain Dew has its Mello Yello, even Maggie has that baby with the one eyebrow."

http://aftergrogblog.blogs.com/agb/images/Barry.jpg

BK Eaglesfan

4 May 2007, 12:38

Superintedant Chalmers: "You're fired"
Skinner: "Did you just call me a liar?"
Chalmers: "No, I said you were fired"
Skinner: "Oh. That's much worse"

http://blogs.theage.com.au/realfooty/archives/images/wbFOOTYthomas300.jpg

BK Eaglesfan

4 May 2007, 12:44

Bart: I just want to say how great it is to finally see some chicks on the bench. Keep up the good work, toots."

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/03/17/18MFC,0.jpg

BK Eaglesfan

4 May 2007, 12:46

Moe: "Oh, uh, hi, Marge. I heard you and Homer broke up so I'm declaring my intentions to move in on his territory."

http://www.abc.net.au/sport/vfl/roundthree/web_mitchell2.jpg

BK Eaglesfan

4 May 2007, 13:02

Dr Hibbert: "I'm sorry, that leg's going to have to come off."

(Gasp)

Dr Hibbert: "Did I say 'leg'? I meant that wet bathing suit. I'm afraid you'll need a cast on that broken bone."

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200608/r98325_299075.jpg

BK Eaglesfan

4 May 2007, 13:06

Homer: "My hair! You chopped off my hair! Oh God, I'm ugly"

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200510/r60113_165263.jpg

BK Eaglesfan

4 May 2007, 13:09

Bart: "She's like a milk dud, Lisa. Sweet on the outside, poison on the inside"

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/03/20/bingle20306_wideweb__470x364,2.jpg

Mancey

4 May 2007, 13:10

BK Eaglesfan

4 May 2007, 13:13

Homer: "But the ball! His groin! It works on so many levels"

http://www.footywire.com/afl/img/player/11/sam_mitchell.jpg

BK Eaglesfan

4 May 2007, 13:19

Jay: "And if you ever want to visit my show......"

Bart: "Nah, we're not going to be doing that"

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BK Eaglesfan

4 May 2007, 13:21

Crazy Old Man: "The old gray mare she ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be..............."

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