Comical Simpsons Quotes as they apply to Footy and Footballers

[BK Eaglesfan]

Groundskeeper Willie: "Bonjour, you cheese-eatin' surrender monkeys"

http://users.tpg.com.au/sabh/images/BombersCatsKissing.jpg

[BK Eaglesfan]

Mr Burns: "Oh, you all talk big, but who here has the guts to stop me?"

http://www.baggas.com/blog/images/West_Coast_Eagles_logo.gif http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200405/r20420_50148.jpg

[Teagson]

Nelson: Time for one last play coach.
Homer: Hold on I'm working it out. Okay, half of you vibrate that way. Two of you fall down. Nelson, you just spin around in a circle.

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200504/r45690_118830.jpg

[MightyFighting]

TV: It's 11 o'clock. Do you know where your children are?
Homer: I told you last night, no!

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200401/r14448_35326.jpg

[Mr Cannons]

Homer - Hospital please.

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/3142/brownpy2.jpg

[don vito of fitzroy]

Bart: I just want to say how great it is to finally see some chicks on the bench. Keep up the good work, toots."

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/03/17/18MFC,0.jpgThis is my fave!

[crow28]

I hope people don't think this is in poor taste, and I'm not sure I got the quote exactly right, but you get the point.

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/03/07/lekkas_wideweb__430x286.jpg

Homer: Excuse me, Sir
The Yes Guy: Yeeeeesss?
Homer: Do you have a table for the mayor?
The Yes Guy: Yeeeeeeessss.
Homer: Why do you keep talking like that?
The Yes Guy: I had a strooooke!

[elgranto]

TV: It's 11 o'clock. Do you know where your children are?
Homer: I told you last night, no!

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200401/r14448_35326.jpg

brilliant!

[Bonge69]

I hope people don't think this is in poor taste, and I'm not sure I got the quote exactly right, but you get the point.

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/03/07/lekkas_wideweb__430x286.jpg

Homer: Excuse me, Sir
The Yes Guy: Yeeeeesss?
Homer: Do you have a table for the mayor?
The Yes Guy: Yeeeeeeessss.
Homer: Why do you keep talking like that?
The Yes Guy: I had a strooooke!
too far buddy crossed the line

[Dr Sanchez]

http://love.forever-now.net/nick/nick.jpg

SKINNER: I'm sure he'll pick up enough to get by. And, uh, the whole thing won't cost you a dime, as long as you're willing to take in a student of your own.
HOMER: Wait a minute, Skinner. How do we know some principal over in France isn't pulling the same scam as you are?
SKINNER: For one thing, you wouldn't be getting a French boy. You would be getting an Albanian.
HOMER: You mean all white with pink eyes?

[And_ROOS]

Superintedant Chalmers: "You're fired"
Skinner: "Did you just call me a liar?"
Chalmers: "No, I said you were fired"
Skinner: "Oh. That's much worse"

http://blogs.theage.com.au/realfooty/archives/images/wbFOOTYthomas300.jpg

Aha, that is seriously my favourite so far, the quote and people involved were good enough, but the picture you put with it is the cherry on top :thumbsu: .

[Optimax]

I hope people don't think this is in poor taste, and I'm not sure I got the quote exactly right, but you get the point.

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/03/07/lekkas_wideweb__430x286.jpg

Homer: Excuse me, Sir
The Yes Guy: Yeeeeesss?
Homer: Do you have a table for the mayor?
The Yes Guy: Yeeeeeeessss.
Homer: Why do you keep talking like that?
The Yes Guy: I had a strooooke!

mate like it said in south park take 12 years for something to become funny, i had a quite laugh about it

[showdownhero]

Mr Burns: "Aw, isn't that cute. He's trying to claw my eyes out."

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200608/r99970_304907.jpg
Pretty sure that was Flanders that said that ...

[MightyFighting]

Abe: I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me...

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200507/r52050_139577.jpg

[Zarko]

Abe: I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me...

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200507/r52050_139577.jpg
lol veryyyyyyyyy nice - the vioce makes it perfect if you can imagine it

[whippersnipper]

Groundskeeper Willie: "Bonjour, you cheese-eatin' surrender monkeys"

http://users.tpg.com.au/sabh/images/BombersCatsKissing.jpg
Ahahaha, that one is absolute GOLD!

[BK Eaglesfan]

Pretty sure that was Flanders that said that ...

Actually, you're 100% correct :o

[jnash196]

"And see these women, they used to be men"
http://about.theage.com.au/userimages/CWilson.jpg

[Hawkers]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200408/r27163_67317.jpg

Marge:Work called and said that if don't show up for work today then don't show up on Monday

Homer:Woohoo, 4 day weekend!

[Mezza]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200504/r45690_118830.jpg

Cpt. McNeil: I like the cut of your jib.
Homer: What's a jib?
Cpt. McNeil: Promote this man.

[A Living God]

That quote about be suckiest team that ever sucked would be very apporaite right now.

[DapperDon]

Abe: I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me...

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200507/r52050_139577.jpg

had to laugh at this:D nice:thumbsu:

[EagleMan87]

BK, you own this thread, awesome work!:D :thumbsu:

[Dr Sanchez]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41892000/jpg/_41892896_aflrd416.jpg

Homer: Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

[Dr Sanchez]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200304/r1934_4241.jpg

Homer: Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless.

[Dr Sanchez]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200408/r27163_67317.jpg

Homer: That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!

[someday-somehow]

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Rod Flanders (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0370789/): Are you jealous of Brother Homer?
Ned Flanders (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0790434/): Maybe just a little bit.
Rod Flanders (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0370789/): I'm jealous of girls 'cause they get to wear dresses.
Ned Flanders (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0790434/): One problem at a time, boy.

[someday-somehow]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200408/r27163_67317.jpg

Mr. Burns (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0790434/): I can't be responsible for what my goons are ordered to do.

[someday-somehow]

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Cletus (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000279/): He really speaks to me, the average Joe six-tooth.
Cletus's Wife (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0364860/): Where did you get another tooth?
Cletus (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000279/): The sidewalk.

[BK Eaglesfan]

Mr Burns: "I'm going to be sore tomorrow"

http://www.footywire.com/afl/img/player/14/kane_cornes.jpg

[BK Eaglesfan]

Crowd member at baseball: "These cornball antics may play in the sticks, but this is Capital City"

http://www.bordermail.com.au/news/image/760617.jpg

[BK Eaglesfan]

Bart (singing): "Mom, it's broken. Mom, it's broken. Mom it's broken. Mom, it's broken"

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200503/r43599_112175.jpg

[BK Eaglesfan]

And as a follow up to the last post, for anyone who saw last year's Footy Show GF special.......

Mrs Bouvier: "I'd say something comforting, but you know......my voice......"

http://www.stephaniemcintoshmusic.com/themes/steph/stephcover1.jpg

[BK Eaglesfan]

Homer: "Oh, cruel fate. Why do you mock me?"

http://www.education.theage.com.au/images/24hours_9.jpg

[BK Eaglesfan]

Homer: "This is the greatest thrill of my life! I'm king of the world! Wooo, wooo! Wooo, wooo!"

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5261411,00.jpg

[BK Eaglesfan]

Bart: "Me? A job? Were they serious? I didn't realize it at the time, but a little piece of my childhood had slipped away forever."

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/02/07/cmGIBBS_wideweb__470x311.jpg

[BK Eaglesfan]

Mr Burns: "How very strange. His job description clearly specifies an illiterate."

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200403/r18083_44502.jpg

[BK Eaglesfan]

One for Anzac Day......

Moe: He may have come up with the recipe, but I came up with the idea of charging $6.95 for it."

http://www.essendonfc.com.au/images/04/drc1-5.jpg

[BK Eaglesfan]

Homer: "No offence Apu, but when they were handing out religions, you musta been out taking a whizz."

http://www.richmondjfc.com.au/images/ogo.gif

[BK Eaglesfan]

Hank Scorpio: "When you go home tonight, there's gonna be another story on your house."

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5261624,00.jpg

[Dr Sanchez]

Tough work competing with BK Eaglesfan...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39618000/jpg/_39618627_aussie_rules_300_300.jpg

Grandpa Simpson: Son, I'm not going to lie to you. You're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride I say take it

[someday-somehow]

http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,1658,5473793,00.jpg

Agnes Skinner (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0534134/): You failed, Seymour. What is it with you and failure?

[someday-somehow]

http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,1658,5470843,00.jpg

Homer (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): Ah, Andy Capp, you wife-beating drunk

[AndyD]

Crowd member at baseball: "These cornball antics may play in the sticks, but this is Capital City"

http://www.bordermail.com.au/news/image/760617.jpg

That is fantastic.

[whippersnipper]

http://about.theage.com.au/userimages/CWilson.jpg

BURNS: This is a thousand monkeys working at a thousand typewriters. Soon, they'll have written the greatest novel known to mankind. (reads one of the typewriters) "It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times"?! you stupid monkey! (monkey screeches) Oh, shut up.

[Raskolnikov]

Homer: Well, excuuuse me if I have enormous flaws that I'm not working on.

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a230/raskdog/richmond.jpg

[AndyD]

The sketches of the end result for Wallet's 5 year plan for Richmond

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y63/primetimead/vlcsnap-7809.png
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y63/primetimead/vlcsnap-8124.png

[Vic Crow]

Homer: Well, time to go to work.
Homer's brain: Little do they know I'm ducking out early to take the Duff Brewery tour.
Homer: Roll in at nine, punch out at five, that's the plan.
Homer's brain: Heh, heh, heh. They don't suspect a thing.
[camera pans down to Homer's mouth, but he doesn't say anything]
Well, off to the plant.
Homer: Then to the Duff Brewery.
Homer's brain: Uh, oh. Did I say that or just think it?
Homer: [panicky] I've got to think of a lie fast!
Marge: Homer, are you going to the Duff Brewery?
Homer: Aah!
http://www.geocities.com/buckleysurfers2006/2006rd9tarrant4a.jpg

[Vic Crow]

Nixon: Well I would suggest, Mr. Vancouver, that if you knew the President that, that was just a facetious remark.
Announcer: And now a word from our sponsor.
Kennedy: I would like to take this opportunity to announce my fondness for, ah, Duff Beer. [audience cheers]
Nixon: I'd also like to express, er, my fondness for that particular beer. [audience grumbles]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2004/08/25/cometti_narrowweb__200x248.jpghttp://www.mcg.org.au/content/image/00001409-image.jpg

[Vic Crow]

Guide: What does the future hold for us? Heh. Let's just say we have a few ideas up our sleeve.
Homer: Like what?
Guide: Um, I'd rather not get into it right now.
Homer: Why not?
Guide: All right, we don't have any ideas for the future. We got nothing. Happy?
Homer: No.


http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/2/2a/200px-2006_AFL_Richmond.jpg

[Vic Crow]

OK, this one I had to debate over posting...in the end, the fact that I've never been one to be bound by bad taste is the reason I did...

Troy McClure: Here's an appealing fellow -- in fact, they're a-peeling him off the sidewalk.

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/4/42/200px-Millane.jpg

I'm going to hell, aren't I?

[Vic Crow]

Ned: Well, a friendly Springfield "Hello" there, neighbors. Uh, you know, we think some kids of ours may be missing in your town.
Man 1: Missing children?
Man 2: Sounds like Springfield's got a discipline problem.
Man 3: Maybe that why we beat them at football nearly half the time, huh?

http://www.baggas.com/blog/images/West_Coast_Eagles_logo.gif

[Vic Crow]

Homer: That tree's been in Springfield since the time of our forefathers. Give it back or we'll bust in there and take it!
Homer2: Bust in here and take it? You must be stupider than you look.
Homer: Stupider like a fox!
[tries to climb the fence; fails]
[panting] I'm OK.
[tries again; fails again]
Homer2: [chuckles] Don't you get it, Springfield? It's over. You lose! Now if you'll excuse me, all this talk has made me hungry. [bites into a lemon; his face contorts at the bitterness]

http://www.saintsational.com/images/squad/2005/watts.jpghttp://www.aussierulesuk.com/guide/images/saints.gif

[Father Jack]

OK, this one I had to debate over posting...in the end, the fact that I've never been one to be bound by bad taste is the reason I did...

Troy McClure: Here's an appealing fellow -- in fact, they're a-peeling him off the sidewalk.



I'm going to hell, aren't I?

Yes you are, you sneaky bastard.

[Rory]

The sketches of the end result for Wallet's 5 year plan for Richmond

[IM G]http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y63/primetimead/vlcsnap-7809.png[/IMG]
[IM G]http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y63/primetimead/vlcsnap-8124.png[/IMG]

haha this really deserves a thread all to its own :thumbsu:

[Rory]

Milhouse: Hey! Way to knock out my teeth.
Apu: Yeah, that's it, Milhouse, keep up the chatter.

http://i15.tinypic.com/4ktjdas.jpg

[kane249]

Homer (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): And I got this scar sneaking under the door of a pay toilet.
http://vibe.com.au/images/artist_archive/Jeff_Farmer3.jpg

[kane249]

Reverend Lovejoy (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0790434/): Homer, I'd like you to remember Matthew 7:26. "The foolish man who built his house upon the sand."
Homer (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): [pointing a finger] And you remember
[thinks]
Homer (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): Matthew... 21:17.
Reverend Lovejoy (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0790434/): [confused] "And he left them and went out of the city, into Bethany, and he lodged there?"
Homer (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): Yeah. Think about it.
http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200504/r45690_118830.jpg

[kane249]

Bart (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004813/): Stan Lee came back?
Comic Book Guy (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000279/): Stan Lee never left. I'm afraid his mind is no longer in mint condition.
http://www.cdfc.com.au/images/2006/RobertWalls206x199.png

[hille is sexy]

http://www.footywire.com/afl/img/player/16/fraser_gehrig.jpg

Ralph Wiggum: Daddy, these rubber panties are hot!
Chief Wiggum: You've gotta wear them 'til you learn, son!

Im from Cannnadddaaa theyy think im sloowww eh.

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/4026/fevola0208ey3.jpg

Moe: I've been called ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly, but never ugly ugly.

http://www.footywire.com/afl/img/player/10/cameron_ling.jpg


These are all so ****ing funny. these are a few of my faves, the ling one is maybe the funniest one there along side with the sheedy one, (ie: i used to be with it, then it changed what it was ....ect) and all the fev and whitnall ones. I will have to try and do one myself.

[Clint Bizkit]

What about that New Years eve party at Lenny's. He didn't even have a clock.

http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,1658,5146792,00.jpg


That's sensational.

[Hard Ball Get]

^Both been done.

[BK Eaglesfan]

Homer: "Oooowwwww....this is the worst pain ever"

http://animation.filmtv.ucla.edu/students/cmena/rugby.jpg

[Teagson]

Lionel Hutz: "Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog."
Marge: "You did?"
Lionel Hutz: "Actually, replace 'kinda' with the word 'repeatedly', and 'dog' with 'son'."

http://blogs.news.com.au/images/uploads/Pagan.jpg http://www.abc.net.au/sport/vfl/roundthree/web_mitchell2.jpg

[woe31]

Don't know if they've been done or not as I haven't had time to flick through all pages, but:

Homer: I'm wasting away, I'm down to a B-cup!

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/03/10/whitnall_x1103_wideweb__430x195.jpg

Otto (http://imdb.com/name/nm0790434/): They call 'em "fingers," but I never see 'em fing. Oh wait, there they go.

http://static.flickr.com/23/44681403_7333efdda2_m.jpg

Homer (http://imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): It's true, I'm a rageoholic! I just can't get enough RAGEOHOL!
[cries]

http://vibe.com.au/images/artist_archive/des_hedland.jpg

Cletus (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000279/): He really speaks to me, the average Joe six-tooth.
Cletus's Wife (http://imdb.com/name/nm0364860/): When did you get another tooth?
Cletus (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000279/): The sidewalk.

http://www.theage.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1064083057440_2003/09/24/joffa.jpg

[Mr Cannons]

Otto - My name is OTTO, and I love to get BLOTTO!!!

http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/6903/bencousinsyf2.jpg

[Dr Sanchez]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200604/r83703_244288.jpg

HOMER: Ugh, I'm going to resign. I don't know why they made me union president in the first place.
MARGE: Because they love you down at the plant!
HOMER: Yeah, you're right. Guys are always patting my bald head for luck, pinching my belly to hear my girlish laugh.
MARGE: Mmm... it doesn't sound like they like you at all.
HOMER: You know, I think you're right. First thing tomorrow morning, I'm going to punch Lenny in the back of the head.

[Freo Big Fella]

http://fremantlefc.com.au/portals/0/images/players/013829aj.jpghttp://fremantlefc.com.au/portals/0/images/players/013849au.jpghttp://fremantlefc.com.au/portals/0/images/players/013880av.jpg

Homer: I know! We'll dig our way out!
*Darkness Falls*
Chief Wiggum: No, dig up stupid!

[Freo Big Fella]

http://westcoasteagles.com.au/portals/0/images/players/013836au.gif

Kent Brockman: Well, what do you say to the accusation that your group has been causing more crimes than it's been preventing?
Homer: Oh, Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes...
Kent Brockman: ...Well, touché.

[Freo Big Fella]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/06/19/rexhunt_wideweb__470x369,0.jpg

Lisa: And now you can go back to just being you, instead of a one-dimensional character with a silly catch-phrase.

[Freo Big Fella]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200410/r32638_80924.jpg

Homer: Well, Mr. Cat Burglar, you'd like to get in here, wouldn't you? There's just one little problem: 36 years ago, some lady gave birth to a man named Homer J. Simp -- Oh my god: underage kids drinking beer without a permit!

[Frizzo]

Afraid it has.

[Didaics]

Krusty watching the Harlem Globetrotters: "He's spinning the ball on his finger!!! Just take it!!!"

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/2904/wallacewo4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Wallace watching the Tigers on the weekend against Geelong

[Mancey]

http://afl.com.au/portals/0/images/players/saints/fraser_gehrig_med.jpg

Moe: I don't want to start a peeing contest here.....or do i???

[Realistic Tiger]

http://westcoasteagles.com.au/portals/0/images/players/eagles/Ben_Counsins_Small.jpg

Bart: "If I do something bad and there is no-one there to catch me does that make me good"

or you can go with:

Bart: I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!"



Hope these have not been used yet.

[Realistic Tiger]

http://wooriyallockfc.vcfl.com.au/_uploads/img/1131_22485s.jpg

Mayor Quimby: I stand by my racial slur

The photo is of Damien Monkhorst.

[diablo14]

http://westcoasteagles.com.au/portals/0/images/players/013836au.gif

Kent Brockman: Well, what do you say to the accusation that your group has been causing more crimes than it's been preventing?
Homer: Oh, Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes...
Kent Brockman: ...Well, touché.

that is an utter classic. the question remains tho, can they swing a sack of doorknobs?

[Dr Sanchez]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200605/r85262_249869.jpg

Homer: I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around.

[topdon]

http://www.foxsports.com.au/common/imagedata/0,5001,5260896,00.jpg

Ok so i know its not form the simpsons but i think it still works.....

Mavrick: I feel the need...the need for speed!

[topdon]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200604/r83703_244288.jpg

HOMER: Ugh, I'm going to resign. I don't know why they made me union president in the first place.
MARGE: Because they love you down at the plant!
HOMER: Yeah, you're right. Guys are always patting my bald head for luck, pinching my belly to hear my girlish laugh.
MARGE: Mmm... it doesn't sound like they like you at all.
HOMER: You know, I think you're right. First thing tomorrow morning, I'm going to punch Lenny in the back of the head.

Bloody funny. this pic is and all the quotes that go with it are seriously gold!!

[whippersnipper]

http://www.baggas.com/blog/images/West_Coast_Eagles_logo.gif
Bart: I didn't do it.

[Dr Sanchez]

http://blogs.theage.com.au/fashion/archives/fevolaandwife200132.jpg

Moe: Uh, how do I say this without being offensive? Marge there ain't enough booze in this place to make you look good

[Dr Sanchez]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200410/r32638_80924.jpghttp://www.latrobe.edu.au/alumni/assets/images/AD_Agora2003.jpg

Moe: They think they're so high and mighty, just because they never got caught driving without pants.

[Dr Sanchez]

This one is with regards to the West Coast Eagles
http://fifthestate.rmit.edu.au/images/articles/07102005095210-0.jpg

Abe: That doll is EVIL, I tells ya. Evil! Eeeeeeviillll!!!
Marge: Grandpa, you said that about all the presents.
Abe: I just want attention.

[Dr Sanchez]

http://www.saxton.com.au/saxton_db_data/images/Lane,%20Tim.jpg

Marge; Grandpa, are you sitting on the apple pie?
Grandpa: I sure hope so...

[Dr Sanchez]

http://www.fullpointsfooty.net/images/ashawcwd.jpg

Grandpa: Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three.
P.S. I am not a crackpot.

[toommy]

can i do a family guy quote?

Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you, very homosexually.

http://foxsports.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,5001,425497,00.jpg
we're here we're queer we don't want anymore bears

[Dr Sanchez]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200508/r56645_154719.jpghttp://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/11/26/cmSPORTINGLIFEGIBBS_wideweb__470x322,2.jpg

Ralph: Daddy, I'm scared. Too scared to even wet my pants.
Chief Wiggum: Just relax and it'll come, son.

[Toshowyouwhy]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200605/r86871_256051.jpg

Wiggum: Oh yes, we won, we won. Um, unfortunately, seeing as though i bet on th other team, we wont be going for pizza.
Team: Ohhh...

[Dr Sanchez]

http://fifthestate.rmit.edu.au/images/articles/07102005101509-5.jpg

Bart to Milhouse: How can someone with glasses so thick be so stupid?

[lenny20]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5256430,00.jpg

Huckleberry Hound: I was sooo gay! But I couldn't tell anyone!

[Dr Sanchez]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/24/Fremantle_dockers.JPG/360px-Fremantle_dockers.JPG

Homer Simpson: If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.

[Dr Sanchez]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/02/26/kerr27207_narrowweb__300x450,0.jpg

Chief Wiggum: See ya in court, Simpson. Oh, and bring that evidence with ya; otherwise, I got no case and you'll go scot-free.

[Dr Sanchez]

http://www.sportal.com.au/photos/news/096041news.jpghttp://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200405/r20420_50148.jpg

Mr. Burns: Oooh, the Germans are mad at me... I'm so scared! Oooooh, the Germans...Uh oh...The Germans are coming after me... Oh, don't let the Germans come after me... Oh, the Germans are coming after me... No, they're so big and strong... Protect me from the Germans!

[Dr Sanchez]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200608/r97686_296697.jpg

Redneck: "Let's fight."
Other Redneck: "Them's fightin' words."

[Dr Sanchez]

http://www.collingwood365.com/images/Players/image004.jpg

Ralph Wiggins: Me fail English? That's unpossible.

[Dr Sanchez]

http://www.entertainoz.com.au/listingImages/140/1365_9934.jpg

Dealer: 19.
Homer: Hit me!
Dealer: 20.
Homer: Hit me!
Dealer: 21.
Homer: Hit me!
Dealer: 22.
Homer: D'oh!

[Tarkyn_24]

http://www.entertainoz.com.au/listingImages/140/1365_9934.jpg

Dealer: 19.
Homer: Hit me!
Dealer: 20.
Homer: Hit me!
Dealer: 21.
Homer: Hit me!
Dealer: 22.
Homer: D'oh!
Gold Mate

[Nightwolf]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1023864531702_2002/06/23/24spt_carey.jpg

Homer: Dean, youre a stupid head

[Mancey]

Haha, there has to be some more gold to mine on that theme nightwolf:D

http://www.smh.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1023864531702_2002/06/23/24spt_carey.jpg

Homer: Marge, someone squeezed all the life out of these kids. And
unless movies and TV have lied to me, it's a crusty, bitter old
Dean!