Comical Simpsons Quotes as they apply to Footy and Footballers

[Freo Big Fella]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f1/Telstra_Dome_Panoramic.jpg/800px-Telstra_Dome_Panoramic.jpg


Nerd 3: Oh, don't worry, Mr. Simpson, we can take care of ourselves.
[Snake appears, holding out his hand]
Snake: Uh, wallet inspector.
Nerd 1: Oh, here ya go. [All three give him their wallets] I believe
that's all in order.
Snake: Huh ho! I can't believe that worked.
Homer: [realization dawning] Heyy...that's not the wallet inspector!

[hille is sexy]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/2/2a/200px-2006_AFL_Richmond.jpg

I have one, yeah ....

Willie: now the kilt was only for day to day wear, in battle we donned a full length ball gown covered in sequins.The idea was to blind your apponent.

[TelkoTheGreat]

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m157/GuyInATowel/fs06-13.jpg

Young Bart: " Can’t sleep, clown’ll eat me Can’t sleep, clown’ll eat me Can’t sleep, clown’ll eat me "

[Dr Sanchez]

http://cosmo.ninemsn.com.au/img/manmanual/footy/Nathan_Brown.jpg

Homer: You're saying butt-kisser like it's a bad thing!

[Dr Sanchez]

http://www.foxsports.com.au/common/imagedata/0,5001,5238838,00.jpghttp://www.abc.net.au/sport/vfl/roundthree/web_mitchell2.jpg

Homer: God bless those pagans.

[Dr Sanchez]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200403/r18111_44568.jpg

Homer: Marge I swear, I never thought that you would find out.

[Xcat]

The sketches of the end result for Wallet's 5 year plan for Richmond

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y63/primetimead/vlcsnap-7809.png
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y63/primetimead/vlcsnap-8124.png

LMFAO!!!! :thumbsu: :D :D
That could well be what happens.

[Xcat]

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/3430/0519015100nf8.jpg (http://imageshack.us) http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/8876/wbfootygardiner2narrowwmc5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Abe: Son! You gotta help me. I hit three people on the way over here
and I don't have any insurance!

[kangakid]

Gellong Versus Richmond game
Bart- i didnt think it was possible but this both sucks and blows!

[jnash196]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200404/r19556_48230.jpg

Now I have two owwies

[Juddy88]

Milhouse: Have you ever been in a police car?
Bart: Not the front.

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c343/note_to_self88/JeffFarmer.jpg

[Matching Mole]

Marge: it was pretty exciting. But celery's pretty exciting too.

http://img.search.com/thumb/2/25/Adelaide_Crows_logo.png/250px-Adelaide_Crows_logo.png

Vs.

http://img.search.com/thumb/1/14/SydneySwansLogo.png/200px-SydneySwansLogo.png

That's brilliant - my favourite so far...

What I like most about this thread, apart from the chance to revisit some brilliant Simpsons quotes, is that this is about the only thread I've seen where fans are accepting jokes about their clubs in good humour.

[whippersnipper]

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m157/GuyInATowel/fs06-13.jpg

Young Bart: " Can’t sleep, clown’ll eat me Can’t sleep, clown’ll eat me Can’t sleep, clown’ll eat me "
Heh, heh, heh. Nice work :thumbsu:

[the_big_sav]

http://img.footywire.com/afl/img/player/4/lance_whitnall.jpg

http://www.fullpointsfooty.net/images/NSWToCCarey.jpg

not the excact quote but anyway

Chief Wiggum (whitnall): hey according to the town charter, it says as chief of police im suppossed to get a pig every month
Mayor Quimby (carey): forget about the pigs, how many broards do i get?

http://fremantlefc.com.au/Season2007/PlayersandCoaches/PlayingList/PlayerProfile/tabid/8469/playerId/14111/teamId/34/typeId/2/Default.aspx

http://img.footywire.com/afl/img/player/6/courtney_johns.jpg

again not excactly right but im pritty sure of it

Woody Allen: ohh jeez, what am i doing here? i should be in new york writing poems on popsicle sticks, at least then i would be making a difference

i guess for the first few rounds could have used that for whitnall too

[Mr Cannons]

Bart (Dreaming of being a rockstar) - And now for my new song, its called my fans are stupid pigs.

http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/1402/richmondjf4.jpg

[TelkoTheGreat]

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m157/GuyInATowel/ui.jpghttp://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m157/GuyInATowel/mark20doran_1.jpg



Bart: " *Gasp*.. I'm a nerd"
Milhouse: " *Gasp*.. So Am I!!!"

[TelkoTheGreat]

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m157/GuyInATowel/arden1.jpg


Superintendent Chalmers: " Good lord, what a dump. It's not surprising this school was once classified the most dilapidated in all of Missouri ".

[westdog54]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200404/r19556_48230.jpg

Now I have two owwies

LOL I'll pay that

[Shmoses]

Bart (Dreaming of being a rockstar) - And now for my new song, its called my fans are stupid pigs.

http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/1402/richmondjf4.jpgbahahaha top notch stuff :thumbsu:

[Dr Sanchez]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200608/r97956_297718.jpg

Homer: To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems

[Dr Sanchez]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/05/09/wbSPLIFEtredrea_narrowweb__200x270.jpg

Marge: I'm sure you'll make plenty of friends. All you have to do is be yourself.
Lisa: Be myself? I've been myself for eight years and it hasn't worked.

[Dr Sanchez]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200509/r58962_161821.jpg

Homer: Did you hear that, Marge? She called me a baboon. The stupidest, smelliest ape of them all.

[Dr Sanchez]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200604/r80872_233638.jpg

Homer: They turned the Navy into a floating joke. They ruined all our best names like Bruce and Lance and Julian. Those were the toughest names we had! Now they're just...
John: Queer?
Homer: Yeah, and that's another thing! I resent you people using that word. That's our word for making fun of you! We need it!

[Dr Sanchez]

http://www.sportal.com.au/photos/news/098219news.jpg

Lionel Hutz: Mr. Simpson, I don't use the word 'hero' lightly, but you are the greatest hero in American history.
Homer: Woohoo.

[Dr Sanchez]

http://www.essendonfc.com.au/images/players2006/ryde-t.jpg

Homer: Hello… My name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Clerk: Okay, Mr. Burns, uhh, what’s your first name?
Homer: I don’t know…

[Dr Sanchez]

http://img.footywire.com/afl/img/player/16/stephen_milne.jpg

Homer: Pff, English. Who needs that? I’m never going to England.

[Dr Sanchez]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/03/04/05s_bfevola,0.jpg

Lisa: I think Bart’s stupid again, Mom.

[Dr Sanchez]

http://www.geelongadvertiser.com.au/images/uploadedfiles/editorial/pictures/2007/05/08/Terry-Wallace.jpg

Mr Burns: Oh, “meltdown”. It’s one of those annoying buzzwords. We prefer to call it an “unrequested fission surplus”.

[SouthSwans]

The sketches of the end result for Wallet's 5 year plan for Richmond

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y63/primetimead/vlcsnap-7809.png
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y63/primetimead/vlcsnap-8124.png
Brilliant :thumbsu: :D

My favourite so far.

[EagleMan87]

http://www.realfooty.com.au/ffximage/2007/05/04/gaspar_darren_250,0.jpghttp://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200504/r45690_118830.jpg
Kirk Van Houten: So that's it, after twenty years: "So long, good luck"?
Boss: I don't recall saying good luck.

[Hard Ball Get]

^ Brilliant.
I love this thread!

[bus24]

http://www.geelongadvertiser.com.au/images/uploadedfiles/editorial/pictures/2007/05/08/Terry-Wallace.jpg

Mr Burns: Oh, “meltdown”. It’s one of those annoying buzzwords. We prefer to call it an “unrequested fission surplus”.

One of my favourites :thumbsu: :D

[Rory]

haha this is like a 3 way Whitnall/Caro/Richmond bashing thread :p

[Stephen2]

THE Brisbane Lions have named five co- captains for season 2007. Jonothan Brown, Simon Black, Luke Power, Chris Johnson and Nigel Lappin were announced co- captains today.

Mrs Hoover: I’m sorry, Lisa, but giving everyone an equal part when they’re clearly not equal is called what again, class? ‘Communism’!

[EagleMan87]

Mrs Hoover: I’m sorry, Lisa, but giving everyone an equal part when they’re clearly not equal is called what again, class? ‘Communism’!

Funny:thumbsu:

But it was 'Little' Vicky Valentine who said it.

God, it's sad that I know that...:p

[lenny20]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5471761,00.jpg

Horst: We regret to announce the following lay-offs, which I will read in alphabetical order. Simpson, Homer. That is all.

[Xcat]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5471761,00.jpg

Horst: We regret to announce the following lay-offs, which I will read in alphabetical order. Simpson, Homer. That is all.

That's just fantastic. Keep it up everyone! :D

[Xcat]

http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/8264/10brownqb5.jpg

Skinner: You trying to get yourself killed, Tanzarian? You got your whole
life ahead of you. Don't you have any dreams?
Armin: My dreams all involve combing my hair.

[MightyFighting]

Kodos: I am Clin-ton. As overlord, all shall kneel trembling before me. End communication.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/img/sport/0206_demetriou_a.jpg

[Xcat]

http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/5119/jaradrookehz3.jpg

Armin: So, uh, um, should I sign my original name?
Apu: Just put an "X", then call yourself whatever the hell you want.

[Xcat]

http://www.bigfooty.com/bigfooty.gif
Every idiotic Big Footy poster after a loss getting the knives out for [insert your team's coach].


Homer: [from croud] Hey, Flanders! You're the worst coach this team has
ever had!
Marge: He's the only coach this team has ever had... and the season hasn't
even started yet!
Homer: [defeated] Yeah, well... he's wearing that hat like an idiot.

[lenny20]

Ok these are all on the same theme but funny nonetheless:

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200408/r27163_67317.jpg

Mr Burns: Well, that's odd ... I've just robbed a man of his livelihood, and yet I feel strangely empty. Tell you what, Smithers - have him beaten to a pulp.

[lenny20]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200408/r27163_67317.jpg

Mr Burns: I could crush him like an ant. But it would be too easy. No, revenge is a dish best served cold. I'll bide my time until... Oh, what the hell, I'll just crush him like an ant.

[lenny20]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5408759,00.jpg

Mr Burns: Why, my good man, you're the fattest thing I've seen, and I've been on safari!

[Xcat]

http://www.vibe.com.au/vibe/corporate/record_bar/store/catalog/dv022.jpg
Maroochy Barambah
1993 Grand Final National Anthem


Announcer: And now, to honor America, here's Krusty the Klown.
Krusty: [singing] Oh say, can you see
La la la, da da light,
What so proudly we yah,
La la yah...oh. I shouldn't have turned down those cue
cards.

[HSVKing]

Ralph: Daddy, I'm scared. Too scared to even wet my pants.

http://www.abc.net.au/afl/2005/galleries/finalsweekone/images/09.jpg
(Josh Hunt - After his shirk against St. Kilda)

[HSVKing]

Apu: Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I work, I work.

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/02/28/svKINGSLEY_narrowweb__300x322,1.jpg

[HSVKing]

Apu: Back then I was known as the fifth Beatle.

http://melbournefc.com.au/portals/0/images/players/demons/Nathan_Carroll_001.jpg

[HSVKing]

Comic Book Guy: But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You're from two different worlds... Oh, I've wasted my life.

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/11/14/petereveritt_wideweb__470x366,0.jpg

[lenny20]

http://www.vibe.com.au/vibe/corporate/record_bar/store/catalog/dv022.jpg
Maroochy Barambah
1993 Grand Final National Anthem


Announcer: And now, to honor America, here's Krusty the Klown.
Krusty: [singing] Oh say, can you see
La la la, da da light,
What so proudly we yah,
La la yah...oh. I shouldn't have turned down those cue
cards.

God that's good.

[Greg Miller= Messiah]

This thread just proves that the Simpsons is properly the greatest show of all time, name me another show where a thread would go ths long and still not even look like ending

[HSVKing]

Comic Book Guy: Your questions have become more redundant and annoying then the last three "Highlander" movies.

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200507/r52667_141692.jpghttp://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200404/r19199_47339.jpg

[Zarko]

Homer: If you want something to remember him by, I say get a tattoo. It'll be a constant reminder of the one you love.
[Homer pulls up sleeve to reveal tattoo saying "Starland Vocal Band"]
Homer: Starland Vocal Band? THEY SUCK!

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200606/r89345_265292.jpg

[Zarko]

Burns: This propane tank will supply us with heat, and...
[Approaches front door]
Burns: ...this doorknob, when properly turned, will provide access to the cabin.

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200504/r45690_118825.jpg (http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200504/r45690_118830.jpg)

[HSVKing]

Milhouse: I don't know, my Dad's a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory.

http://www.collingwood365.com/images/Players/image017.jpg

[Zarko]

Homer: Bart, I can't believe you got expelled! Well, don't expect to spend all week lying around on the couch like a bum, 'cause that's MY thing!


http://www.vibe.com.au/images/artist_archive/Jeff_Farmer.jpghttp://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:XA8W_92kWyvPfM:http://www.saxton.com.au/saxton_db_data/images/Connolly_Chris.jpg (http://images.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=http://www.saxton.com.au/saxton_db_data/images/Connolly_Chris.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.saxton.com.au/default.asp%3Fsd8%3D2077&h=270&w=200&sz=13&hl=en&start=3&tbnid=XA8W_92kWyvPfM:&tbnh=113&tbnw=84&prev=/images%3Fq%3DChris%2BConnolly%26gbv%3D2%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3D en%26sa%3DX)

[HSVKing]

Milhouse: If I wasn't your friend, I'd tell you you sucked.

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200505/r47418_124345.jpg

[Zarko]

Seymour: [singing] I'm so happy with my evil plan. Say goodbye to music, gym, and art. Soon we will have the perfect school... where fun and excitement never starts.
Groundskeeper Willie: I'm so drunk I can barely see. But it helps me get through another day. My stomach is filled with haggis and ham. I've got to go puke in some hole.
Bart: Lisa is a fool.
Seymour: I think the rules are cool.
Groundskeeper Willie: I'm falling in the pool!

Seymour =http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200407/r26342_65212.jpg

[HSVKing]

Lunch Lady Doris: There's very little meat in these gym bags.

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/2/2a/200px-2006_AFL_Richmond.jpg

[HSVKing]

Moe: You know what I blame this on the breakdown of? Society.

http://www.southernfootball.com.au/images/afl_wcefc.gif

[Zarko]

Manjula: You remind me of the monkey man who killed my father's chickens.
Lawyer: Yes, I get that a lot.

http://www.swansblog.com/archives/Hall.jpg

[HSVKing]

Sea Captain: Arr, this be the yarrest river-goin' boat thar be... (boat sinks)... Arr... I don't know what I'm doin.

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200403/r18083_44502.jpg

[Zarko]

Mr. Burns: [Mr. Burns' film is being booed by the audience] Smithers, are they booing me?
Smithers: Uh, no, they're saying "Boo-urns, Boo-urns".
Mr. Burns: [Stands and faces the audience] Are you saying "Boo" or "Boo-urns"?
[the audience boos and throws rubbish at him]
Hans Moleman: I was saying "Boo-urns"!

http://www.vrc.net.au/cpa/dat/el_pool/Adelaide%20Crows%20pic.JPG

[HSVKing]

Homer: Homer no function beer well without.

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200504/r43940_113237.jpg

[Zarko]

Lisa: [at the Jefferson Memorial. Talking to the statue] Mr. Jefferson, I have a problem.
Thomas Jefferson: I know your problem: the Lincoln Memorial was *too crowded*.
Lisa: Yes, well...
Thomas Jefferson: [referring to how empty his memorial is] No one ever comes to see me. Frankly, I don't blame them. *I* didn't do anything important. JUST the Declaration of Independence, the Louisiana Purchase, the dumbwaiter!...
Lisa: Uh, maybe I should go... I seem to have caught you at a bad time...
[walks out]
Thomas Jefferson: WAIT! Don't go!... I get so lonely...
[tumbleweed blows through]

http://img.search.com/thumb/c/c4/Melbourne_Football_Club.png/250px-Melbourne_Football_Club.png
OR
http://www.nationwide.com.au/directory/general/LOGOS/clubss3.jpg

[Zarko]

Homer: It may be on a lousy channel, but the Simpsons are on TV!

AFL on
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/5/58/Channelseven.svg.png

[Zarko]

Homer: Oh, I'm in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don't have to listen to myself. I'm drunk.

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200504/r43940_113237.jpg

[HSVKing]

Bart: I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
Homer: Son, I'm proud of you! I was twice your age when I figured that out.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40730000/jpg/_40730528_oz_300.jpghttp://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200506/r48738_128644.jpg

[HSVKing]

Cletus: Stranger! You're tresspassin' on my dirt farm!
Man: Ah, do you happen to need a mesiah?
Cletus: No, but I'll take them sacks of money from ya.

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/10/11/wbFOOTYcollins_wideweb__430x275.jpg

[Zarko]

Marge: Homer, it's easy to criticize.
Homer: Fun, too.

http://www.bigfooty.com/bigfooty.gif

[Zarko]

Kent Brockman: [Doing a live newscast] How can I prove that we're live? Penis

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200605/r88050_260463.jpg

[Juddy88]

Homer: If i went to a barbecue and there was no meat I'd be like, hey Goober, where's the meat?

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5408759,00.jpg

[Juddy88]

Bart: He Blows alright, he blows big time.

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/2/2a/200px-2006_AFL_Richmond.jpg

[Juddy88]

Marge: It could be good to get to know our neighbours outside of a courtroom setting.
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/02/26/kerr27207_narrowweb__300x450,0.jpg

[Juddy88]

One of the three little bears: Someone's been sleeping in my bed
Grandpa: Well I'm sorry it was 150 degrees in the car

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/03/06/whitnalls_comp,0.jpg

[Juddy88]

McBain: Which way to the Chess Club?

http://www.about.theage.com.au/userimages/CWilson.jpg

http://www.alumni.rmit.edu.au/fame/profiles/pictures/AnthonyHudson.jpg

[Juddy88]

One of these may have been done but haven't seen it..



Homer: Mmmm something

_______________________


Homer: Mmmm Free Goo



http://img.footywire.com/afl/img/player/4/lance_whitnall.jpg

[Juddy88]

Goes something like this..


Homer[while bart is eating a candybar] : OK, Daddys in a very sticky.. nutty, gooey, chocolaty, Put it away boy [referring to the candy bar], situation.

http://img.footywire.com/afl/img/player/4/lance_whitnall.jpg

[Juddy88]

Homer: Aw, twenty dollars, I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how?
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Homer: Woo-hoo!

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/08/01/fevola_0208.jpg

[Mr Lizard]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5484566,00.jpg

Mr Burns: So do you have a way to get rid of the protesters?

Grandpa: One way to get rid of them is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time we went over to Shelbyville during the war, I wore an onion on my belt....which was the style at the time...you couldn't get those white ones, you could only get those big yellow ones.................now where was I........oh yeah, the important thing was I was wearing an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time, you couldn't get those... (trails off)

[someday-somehow]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/09/22/angry_anderson_narrowweb__200x286.jpg

Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you...
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist?!
Marge: It's not Batman!

[someday-somehow]

http://www.about.theage.com.au/userimages/CWilson.jpg

Maude Flanders: I went to bible camp to learn to be more judegemental

[someday-somehow]

I hope this hasn't been done.

http://www.geelongadvertiser.com.au/images/uploadedfiles/editorial/pictures/2007/05/08/Terry-Wallace.jpg

Grandpa: [to Homer] Make me proud... or at least less ashamed.

[someday-somehow]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200503/r43585_112136.jpg (http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200503/r43585_112138.jpg)

Milhouse: [while leading Bart into a cave] This is where I come to cry

[Rory]

http://www.geelongadvertiser.com.au/images/uploadedfiles/editorial/pictures/2007/04/24/Ben-Cousins.jpg

My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

[topdon]

I really love this thread, but i took the time to read all the ones that were posted so i didn't post something that was already there, please can others do the same, its getting old, funny but old!:)

[Juddy88]

I really love this thread, but i took the time to read all the ones that were posted so i didn't post something that was already there, please can others do the same, its getting old, funny but old!:)
Simpsons NEVER get old. Repeat NEVER
:)

[Jono B]

http://www.geocities.com/carlton_blues_1981/denis_pagan_1.jpg

Remember the song Mr Burns sings- "See my Vest".

Well here is the start of the Denis Pagan version.

Some teams play to win
Some teams to entertain
But the only thing we are playing for
Is for the draft picks we can gain.

Seeeeeee... my Gibbs, see my Gibbs.....

[hawka_fan]

http://www.geocities.com/carlton_blues_1981/denis_pagan_1.jpg

Remember the song Mr Burns sings- "See my Vest".

Well here is the start of the Denis Pagan version.

Some teams play to win
Some teams to entertain
But the only thing we are playing for
Is for the draft picks we can gain.

Seeeeeee... my Gibbs, see my Gibbs.....
LOL gold:thumbsu:

[And_ROOS]

http://www.about.theage.com.au/userimages/CWilson.jpg
"I always get the blame around here! Who threw a cane at the TV? Who fell into the china hutch? Who got their dentures stuck on the toilet?"

[Greg Miller= Messiah]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5484566,00.jpg

Mr Burns: So do you have a way to get rid of the protesters?

Grandpa: One way to get rid of them is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time we went over to Shelbyville during the war, I wore an onion on my belt....which was the style at the time...you couldn't get those white ones, you could only get those big yellow ones.................now where was I........oh yeah, the important thing was I was wearing an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time, you couldn't get those... (trails off)
hahahahaha

[Greg Miller= Messiah]

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f315/strauchy/024408gallery.jpg

I love our court day's is the only time we do together anymore

[Mr Lizard]

http://www.geocities.com/carlton_blues_1981/denis_pagan_1.jpg

Remember the song Mr Burns sings?

Some teams play to win,
some teams to entertain
But the only thing we are playing for
Is the draft picks we can gain...

See my Gibbs, see my Gibbs
The number one pick gave us dibs
first name Marc, last name Murphy,
The Lion's father-son, a furphy.

Cameron Cloke, he's no joke
a real shame his shoulder broke
Setanta used to play all-Ireland,
County Cork won, hurling finals

Lost draft picks, was unfair
And bad seeds we've had our share
Laurence Angwin has been known
to tell some fibs

Our latest boom recruit
didn't last till pick two
see my Gibbs, see my Gibbs
See my Gibbs!

[jnash196]

Some teams play to win,
some teams to entertain
But the only thing we are playing for
Is the draft picks we can gain...

See my Gibbs, see my Gibbs
The number one pick gave us dibs
first name Marc, last name Murphy,
The Lion's father-son, a furphy.

Cameron Cloke, he's no joke
a real shame his shoulder broke
Setanta used to play all-Ireland,
County Cork won, hurling finals

Lost draft picks, was unfair
And bad seeds we've had our share
Laurence Angwin has been known
to tell some fibs

Our latest boom recruit
didn't last till pick two
see my Gibbs, see my Gibbs
See my Gibbs!

You really have too much time on your hands:D

[jnash196]

Ralph: Lisa are you going to marry a carrot?
Lisa: Yes Ralph I'm going to marry a carrot
Ralph Sherri and Terri: She admitted it. She's gonna marry a carrot

http://img.footywire.com/afl/img/player/10/cameron_ling.jpg

[Jono B]

Some teams play to win,
some teams to entertain
But the only thing we are playing for
Is the draft picks we can gain...

See my Gibbs, see my Gibbs
The number one pick gave us dibs
first name Marc, last name Murphy,
The Lion's father-son, a furphy.

Cameron Cloke, he's no joke
a real shame his shoulder broke
Setanta used to play all-Ireland,
County Cork won, hurling finals

Lost draft picks, was unfair
And bad seeds we've had our share
Laurence Angwin has been known
to tell some fibs

Our latest boom recruit
didn't last till pick two
see my Gibbs, see my Gibbs
See my Gibbs!
Fantastic.

[jnash196]

Why back in my day Presidents used to spank us all the time

http://www.theage.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1051987652415_2003/05/05/06n_elliot.jpg

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/3/30/225px-2006_AFL_Carlton2006.jpg

http://www.saintsational.com/images/squad/2005/goddard.jpg

[jnash196]

"What's the point of going out we're just gonna wind up back here"

http://www.bigevent.curtin.edu.au/local/images/WestCoastEaglesSmall.jpg

http://www.crimelibrary.com/graphics/photos/serial_killers/partners/birnie/Perth-Supreme-Court200.jpg
Perth Supreme Court

[Teagson]

I hate getting stuck into Lance, but it appears to receive the most accolades in this thread...

Lionel Hutz: "Does this look like a man who had all he could eat?"

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5408759,00.jpg

Malibu Stacy Doll: "Don't ask me, I'm just a girl. Tee hee hee."

http://about.theage.com.au/userimages/Caroline_Wilson.jpg

[Teagson]

Mayor Quimby: "And may all your disgraces be private!"

http://www.sportsbar.net.au/userimages/user3400_1165209353a.jpg

Jebediah Springfield: "But why would we want to marry our cousins?"
Shelbyville Manhattan: "Because they're so darn attractive!"

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/SPORT/09/27/aust.grandfinal.ap/story.fans.aap.jpg