Comical Simpsons Quotes as they apply to Footy and Footballers

[someday-somehow]

Malibu Stacy Doll: "Don't ask me, I'm just a girl. Tee hee hee."

http://about.theage.com.au/userimages/Caroline_Wilson.jpg

Brilliant!

[Teagson]

Homer: "Unfortunately, son, we Simpsons sometimes have to bend the rules a little in order to hold our own."

http://www.toywebb.net/images/brisbanelions-logo.jpg http://www.geocities.com/shinboner_99/cup.gif

Mr. Burns: "Then get me his non-union, Mexican equivalent!"

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40777000/jpg/_40777148_oz_300.jpg

[Jabso]

http://collingwoodfc.com.au/portals/0/images/players/285991at.jpg
A number of drunken quotes can apply here.

Homer: 5 dollars....gettoutta here...

Homer: Barney...dont forget to bring back my car back tomorrow...just slide it under the door

Barney: hey Homer isn't that your house on tv?
Homer: you take that back!
Moe: hey I think he's right
Homer: stay outta this old man!

[Jabso]

http://www.mostbeautifulman.com/athletes/matthewlloyd/images/pic01.jpg
Homer: They have the internet on computers now!?

[Freo Big Fella]

http://www.intranetdashboard.com/images/db_client_richmond_1.gif

Burns: Get me Steven Spielberg!

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200406/r24363_60191.jpg

Smithers: He's unavailable.
Burns: Then get me his non-union, mexican equivalent!

http://i6.tinypic.com/2gv62x2.jpg

[westdog54]

http://www.intranetdashboard.com/images/db_client_richmond_1.gif

Burns: Get me Steven Spielberg!

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200406/r24363_60191.jpg

Smithers: He's unavailable.
Burns: Then get me his non-union, mexican equivalent!

http://i6.tinypic.com/2gv62x2.jpg
I think we have a winner!!!

[MightyFighting]

There is no Tipsy McStagger. He's just a composite of some earlier logos.

http://www.toywebb.net/images/brisbanelions-logo.jpg

[Chezwick]

http://img.search.com/thumb/1/14/SydneySwansLogo.png/200px-SydneySwansLogo.png


Homer: Change the channel Marge!

[Jabso]

http://collingwoodfc.com.au/portals/0/images/players/magpies/__Ben_Reid_135px.jpg
http://newsbusters.org/media/SqueakyTeen.jpg Mr. Malthouse, it happened again!


http://blogs.news.com.au/images/uploads/Shane-Crawford.jpg
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/05/24/wbSPLIFEclarkson_narrowweb__200x270.jpg
Kid (with squeaky voice): Where's he going?
Attendant: You remember that old Plymouth we just couldn't fix?
Kid: We're going to sell him to Mr. Nikopopolous?!
Attendant: You're a dull boy, Billy.

[Jabso]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5324049,00.jpg
Bart Simpson: Oh, P-U, what where you drinking, gasoline?
Krusty the Clown: Yes, I was drinking gasoline, MOTHER!

[Jabso]

http://www.fullpointsfooty.net/images/BCousinsGeel.jpg
My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

[Jabso]

http://www.fullpointsfooty.net/images/AStevensNM.jpg
"Honey, you should have seen me with my last customer, I ... no, but I came so close. This guy was as ... Whose voice is that? Is that Fred? ... Aw, you said it was over ... No, don't put him on -- Hello, Fred, h-hi."

[Jabso]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200604/r83396_243170.jpghttp://www.collingwood365.com/images/Players/image025.jpghttp://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200403/r18111_44568.jpg
"Aw, thank God! Now, let's talk rust-proofing. These Colecos'll rust up on ya' like that, er ... shut up, Gil. Close the deal ... close the deal!"

Probably be better to relate it to Sheedy trying to trade Walsh and 2nd round pick for West or Essendon trying to trade off Bolton or any other clubs trying to dump duds on other teams in the last minute.

[EagleMan87]

http://www.fullpointsfooty.net/images/AStevensNM.jpg
"Honey, you should have seen me with my last customer, I ... no, but I came so close. This guy was as ... Whose voice is that? Is that Fred? ... Aw, you said it was over ... No, don't put him on -- Hello, Fred, h-hi."

:D :thumbsu:

[Jabso]

OK, this one I had to debate over posting...in the end, the fact that I've never been one to be bound by bad taste is the reason I did...

Troy McClure: Here's an appealing fellow -- in fact, they're a-peeling him off the sidewalk.

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/4/42/200px-Millane.jpg

I'm going to hell, aren't I?

Probably best to change that to a Michael Gardiner pic.

[someday-somehow]

Skinner: Are you adequately prepared to Rock!

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/img/sport/0206_demetriou_a.jpg

[someday-somehow]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1023864531702_2002/06/23/24spt_carey.jpg

Homer: I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other. Now that's psychiatry!

[FiveStrings]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1023864531702_2002/06/23/24spt_carey.jpg

Homer: I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other. Now that's psychiatry!

You've had some humdingers but that's your best so far:thumbsu:

[don vito of fitzroy]

Some teams play to win,
some teams to entertain
But the only thing we are playing for
Is the draft picks we can gain...

See my Gibbs, see my Gibbs
The number one pick gave us dibs
first name Marc, last name Murphy,
The Lion's father-son, a furphy.

Cameron Cloke, he's no joke
a real shame his shoulder broke
Setanta used to play all-Ireland,
County Cork won, hurling finals

Lost draft picks, was unfair
And bad seeds we've had our share
Laurence Angwin has been known
to tell some fibs

Our latest boom recruit
didn't last till pick two
see my Gibbs, see my Gibbs
See my Gibbs!Great! :thumbsu: :thumbsu:

[Teagson]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200604/r82728_240792.jpg

Movie attendant to Homer: "Sir if you'll please calm down, I'll be happy to treat you to a garbage bag full of popcorn."

http://img.footywire.com/afl/img/player/16/fraser_gehrig.jpg

Homer: "No way man, my hair is who I am.... Oh I'm a freak!"

[Jabso]

http://blogs.news.com.au/images/uploads/Pies.jpghttp://blogs.theage.com.au/realfooty/archives/malthouse_150.jpg
Ned's Dad: We can't do it, man! That's discipline! That's like tellin' Gene Krupa not to go [starts banging on the desk] "boom boom bam bam bam, boom boom bam bam bam, boom boom boom bam ba ba ba ba, da boo boo tss!"



http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200507/r53494_144419.jpg
Ned's Mum: You gotta help us doc, we've tried nothing, and we're all out of ideas.

[lenny20]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/03/21/svWORSFOLDPC_wideweb__470x364.jpghttp://www.sportsbar.net.au/userimages/user3400_1165209353a.jpg

President of the USA: Lighten up, Bitterman... that youngster will make a perfect addition to my cabinet: Secretary of Partying Down!

[lenny20]

http://www.alumni.rmit.edu.au/fame/profiles/pictures/AnthonyHudson.jpg

Homer: Well, if it isn't the leader of the wiener patrol, boning up on his nerd lessons!

[Freo Big Fella]

http://www.southernfootball.com.au/images/afl_ffc.gif

*Family is laughing*
Grampa: Ahahahahaha.......ohhh, I'm a living joke.

[lenny20]

http://www.bordermail.com.au/news/image/735557.jpg

Salesman: Well, sir, many of our clients find pants confining. So we offer a range of alternatives for the ample gentleman: ponchos, muu-muus, capes, jumpsuits, uni-sheets, muslin body rolls, academic and judicial robes.

Homer: I don't wanna look like a weirdo... I'll just go with a muu-muu.

[jnash196]

Some teams play to win,
some teams to entertain
But the only thing we are playing for
Is the draft picks we can gain...

See my Gibbs, see my Gibbs
The number one pick gave us dibs
first name Marc, last name Murphy,
The Lion's father-son, a furphy.

Cameron Cloke, he's no joke
a real shame his shoulder broke
Setanta used to play all-Ireland,
County Cork won, hurling finals

Lost draft picks, was unfair
And bad seeds we've had our share
Laurence Angwin has been known
to tell some fibs

Our latest boom recruit
didn't last till pick two
see my Gibbs, see my Gibbs
See my Gibbs!

Lisa: That's horrible
Bart: Yeah but you gotta admit it's catchy

Freo's theme song

[Jabso]

http://www.fullpointsfooty.net/images/BMitchellSyd.jpghttp://blogs.news.com.au/images/uploads/Pagan.jpg

Homer: Oh, OK Marge, I'll get along with them. Then, I will hug some snakes...yes! Then, I will hug and kiss some poisonous snakes. Now _that's_ sarcasm.

[lookkg386]

Ralph: Lisa are you going to marry a carrot?
Lisa: Yes Ralph I'm going to marry a carrot
Ralph Sherri and Terri: She admitted it. She's gonna marry a carrot

http://img.footywire.com/afl/img/player/10/cameron_ling.jpg


Must be my sense of humour, but I can't go past a good red hair joke.:thumbsu:

[Jabso]

http://www.sportal.com.au/photos/news/098455news.jpg
Lovejoy: No, but he was working in the hearts of your friends and neighbors when they went to your aid, be they Christian, Jew, or Miscellaneous.
Apu: Hindu. There are 700 million of us.
Lovejoy: aw, that's super.

Wrong religion, but still works in context.

[cAsEy_18]

not really funny but just fits the quote.

Chief Wiggum - "Ok shows over folks nothing more to see here shows over ohh dear god a horrible plane crash! come on everybody crowd around, dont be shy crowd around."

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200505/r48387_127487.jpg

[Vic Crow]

http://shop.afl.com.au/tigers/graphics/tigermovement/membership_home1.jpg
Lionel Hutz: Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film, "The Never-Ending Story''.

[Vic Crow]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1023864531702_2002/06/23/24spt_carey.jpg
Homer: "Son, a woman is a lot like a...a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um...[spots his can of Duff] Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! [downs the beer] But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! [gets another beer out of the fridge]

Many beers later, Homer babbles incoherently, then passes out.

[Vic Crow]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1061529376181_2003/08/23/24s_fraser.jpg
Mr. Burns: "Find the bathroom alright?"
Homer: "Uhh...yeahhhh."

[deedog2]

Apu: Hey! Return to your state of living death at once sir!

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200504/r45690_118830.jpg

Jasper: Is that you Apu? My...time has ravaged your once youthful looks

Jasper: Moonpie?

http://www.crazyjohns.com.au/media/236273/cj_richmond.jpg

Jasper: What a time to be alive.

[someday-somehow]

http://shop.afl.com.au/tigers/graphics/tigermovement/membership_home1.jpg
Lionel Hutz: Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film, "The Never-Ending Story''.


this is one of the best I've seen!

[deedog2]

http://www.girl.com.au/img/images/waynecarey_action2.png

Call Mr Plow, that's my name, that name again is Mr. Plow

[deedog2]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5408759,00.jpg

(http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/quotes/46.html)
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
animal

[deedog2]

http://blogs.news.com.au/images/uploads/Shane-Crawford.jpg

Ralph: Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!

http://www.sportedu.org/images/newsletter6.jpg

[deedog2]

B.T.Barlow: Mr. Mayor, I have a question for you.....what if YOU came home one night to find your family tid up and gagged, with SOCKS in their mouths.They're screaming.Your trying to get in but there's too much BLOOD on the knob!!!!!

http://www.saxton.com.au/saxton_db_data/thumbs/Hutchison_Craig.jpg

Quimby: What is your question about?

http://www.saxton.com.au/saxton_db_data/thumbs/Demetriou_Andrew.jpg

B.T.Barlow: It's about the budget sir

[deedog2]

Sea Captain: Yar, I'm running a school for lobsters, we practice tough love, daily chores etc.
Marge: We're not sending the lobster to a snooty boarding school!
Sea captain: I understand, it can be hard to let go. Tell me this then ... (holds out hand)do ye have any spare change

http://www.primusclubcall.com.au/images/kfc_logo_whitebg.gif

[deedog2]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/86/Punt_Road_Oval.jpg/250px-Punt_Road_Oval.jpg
Punt Road Oval
(http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/quotes/402.html)
Rainier: I have purchased the Springfield YMCA. I plan to tear it down and turn the land into a nature preserve. There, I will hunt the deadliest game of all... man

[deedog2]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/07/19/wbFOOTYgardiner2_narrowweb__300x455.jpg

Troy McClure: Hi. I'm Troy McClure, you might remember me from such driver's ed films as "Alice's Adventures through the Windshield Glass" and "The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot."

[Rory]

Skinners mother: Seymour! The house is on fire!

Principal Skinner: No, Mother, it's just the Northern Lights.

http://www.austadiums.com/stadiums/photos/arden1.jpg
Arden Street...

[deedog2]

Frink: Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is... Love!? Who's been screwing with this thing?

http://static.flickr.com/23/44681403_7333efdda2_m.jpg

[deedog2]

Duffman: Hey Duff lovers! Does anyone in this bar loooove Duff?
Carl: Hey, it's Duffman!
Lenny: Newsweek said you died of liver failure.
Duffman: Duffman can never die, only the actors who play him. Ooh yeah!

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y114/cfbgoespop2/BenThumbsUp.jpg

[deedog2]

Carl: According to the map, the cabin should be right here.
Lenny: Hey, maybe there is no cabin. Maybe it's one of them metaphorical things.
Carl: Oh yeah, yeah... Like maybe the cabin is the place inside each of us, created by our goodwill and teamwork.
Lenny: Oh! ...Nah, they said there would be sandwiches.

http://www.sportal.com.au/photos/news/094872news.jpg

[deedog2]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200507/r54137_146572.jpg
Nathan Carroll

Apu: Homer, you are asleep at your post! Now go change the expiration dates on the dairy products!

[deedog2]

http://www.icmi.com.au/images/ACTIVITY-540.jpg

Capt. Tenille: I'm a man of few words...any questions?

Homer:Uh...is the poopdeck really what I think it is?

Cpt. McNeil: I like the cut of your jib.

http://www.saxton.com.au/saxton_db_data/images/Connolly_Chris.jpg

Homer: What's a jib?

Cpt. McNeil: Promote this man.

[Jabso]

http://www.globalspeakers.com.au/images/speakers/033914122005Rebecca__Wilson.jpg
and this article http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,21712976-5006065,00.html

Shutton: Uh, Dave Shutton, Springfield Daily Shopper. Who are you? Where are you going?
Kent: Oh, do your research, Shutton!

[deedog2]

Homer: I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?

http://www.theage.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1068329638539_2003/11/12/daniher_1311.jpg

[deedog2]

Homer: You know, my kids think you're the greatest. And thanks to your gloomy music, they've finally stopped dreaming of a future I can't possibly provide.

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/2/2a/200px-2006_AFL_Richmond.jpg

[deedog2]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/2/2a/200px-2006_AFL_Richmond.jpg

Homer: Note to self: Stop. Doing. Anything.

[deedog2]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/07/21/mick_malthouse,0.jpg

Homer: I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.

[deedog2]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/05/05/6s_daniher.jpg

Homer: If The Flintstones has taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement.

[deedog2]

(http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/quotes/328.html)
Grandpa: Well, whenever I'm confused, I just check my underwear. It holds the answer to all the important questions.

http://www.essendonfc.com.au/images/04/r6g2.jpg

[deedog2]

http://www.cameronling.zoomshare.com/my_images/cammo1.jpg

Renee (Moe’s girlfriend): Really, you think I’m gorgeous?
Moe: Yeah, well the parts that are showing. I guess you could have a lot of weird scars or a fake ass or something.
Renee: You don’t talk to a lot of women do you?

[deedog2]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200604/r80872_233638.jpg

Milhouse: I'm not a nerd, Bart. Nerds are smart.

[deedog2]

Krusty: Thirty-five years in show business and already nobody remembers me. Just like what's his name, and whos-its, and you know, that guy, who always wore a shirt

http://fifthestate.rmit.edu.au/images/articles/07102005095210-0.jpg

[deedog2]

Kent Brockman: Now, over the years, a newsman learns a number of things that for one reason or another, he just cannot report. It doesn't seem to matter now, so...the following people are gay...

Please care to add to this one...

http://home.vicnet.net.au/~brad/images/s_lloyd.jpg

[deedog2]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/wales/raiseyourgame/images/grant_thomas_200.jpg

Kent Brockman: Scott, things aren't as happy as they used to be down here at the unemployment office. Joblessness is no longer just for Philosophy majors - useful people are starting to feel the pinch

[deedog2]

Announcer: Your cable television is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.
Wiggum (checking): Well I'll be damned

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/4/4c/HawthornHawks.jpg vs. http://www.vrc.net.au/cpa/dat/events_events/width200height200St%20Kilda_RGB.jpg Round 8, 25/5/07

[deedog2]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/02/06/svEDDIE_narrowweb__300x324,0.jpg

Mr. Burns: What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man?

[deedog2]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200605/r84468_246872.jpg

Ned Flanders: I've done everything the Bible says - even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!

[Toshowyouwhy]

http://www.footywire.com/afl/img/player/9/aaron_sandilands.jpg


Everybody needs an automobile, even the very tall. This was the largest car I could afford.


Swap car and automobile for football club and there you go.

[deedog2]

http://cosmo.ninemsn.com.au/img/manmanual/footy/Ben_Holland.jpg

Oh boy! Sleep! That's when I'm a Viking!

[Toshowyouwhy]

Center passes to back, back t centre, centre to forward, forward to centre.
Centre holds it, holds it, holds it!!

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/4/4c/HawthornHawks.jpgvhttp://www.vrc.net.au/cpa/dat/events_events/width200height200St%20Kilda_RGB.jpg

[Mancey]

http://www.girl.com.au/img/images/waynecarey_action2.png

Call Mr Plow, that's my name, that name again is Mr. Plow


:thumbsu::thumbsu:Clap clap sir

[deedog2]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39618000/jpg/_39618627_aussie_rules_300_300.jpg http://dancingonice.ninemsn.com.au/img/article/bios/lara_bingle.jpg

(http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/quotes/462.html)
Ralph Wiggum: Your toys are fun to touch. Mine are all sticky.

[deedog2]

Leonard Nimoy: I think this vessel could do at least warp 5.
http://www.saxton.com.au/saxton_db_data/images/Barrassi_Ron.jpg

Quimby: Yes, and may the force be with you.
http://www.mjcc.org.au/images/uploads/DSC_9724.jpg

Leonard Nimoy: Do you even know who I am?

Quimby: Of course I do. Werent you one of the little rascals?

[deedog2]

Ralph: That's my swingset, and that's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. And this is where I met the leprechaun.
Bart: Right, the leprechaun.
Ralph: He told me to burn things.

http://www.hawkheadquarters.com/pics/815_631753110130007664.jpg

[deedog2]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200408/r27163_67317.jpg
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/12/19/wbmiller_wideweb__430x245.jpg

Marge: Homer, is this how you pictured married life?
Homer: Yeah, pretty much, except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.

[deedog2]

(http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/quotes/216.html)
Homer: How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/12/03/4n_cousins3_narrowweb__300x351,0.jpg

[deedog2]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5252741,00.jpg
(http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/quotes/315.html)
Marge: Homer, a man who called himself "you-know-who" just invited you to a secret "wink-wink" at the "you-know-what". You are certainly are popular now that you've become a Stonecutter.
Homer: Oh, yeah. Beer busts, beer blasts, keggers, stein hoists, AA meetings, beer night. It's wonderful, Marge. I've never felt so accepted in all my life. These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined

[deedog2]

http://www.lombard.com.au/store/upload/htmlContent/images/AFL.jpg
(http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/quotes/370.html)
Ned Flanders: Bless the grocer for this wonderful meat, the middleman who jacked up the price, and let's not forget the humane but determined boys at the slaughterhouse.

[deedog2]

http://www.primusclubcall.com.au/images/mfc_logo_whitebg.gif (http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/quotes/123.html)
Principal Skinner: That's two independent thought alarms in one day. Willie, the children are over-stimulated. Remove all the colored chalk from the classrooms.

[deedog2]

Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.

http://www.andrijich.com.au/images/portrait/t_benCousins.jpg

[deedog2]

I'm sorry, I can't help myself...

http://www.members.iinet.com.au/~scarot/RRBpics/cousins.jpg (http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/quotes/159.html)
Carl: Oh no! Homer's going over those falls!
Lenny: Oh good! He snagged that tree branch.
Carl: Oh no! The branch broke off!
Lenny: Oh good! He can grab onto them pointy rocks!
Carl: Oh no! Them pointy rocks broke his arms and legs.
Lenny: Oh good! Those helpful beavers are swimming out to save him!
Carl: Oh no! They're biting him, and stealing his pants!

[deedog2]

Troy McClure: HI. I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self help tapes as 'Smoke yourself thin' and 'Get some confidence, Stupid!

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/03/10/whitnall_x1103_wideweb__430x195.jpg

[deedog2]

http://www.primusclubcall.com.au/images/mfc_logo_whitebg.gif2007 Season

Chief Wiggum: Okay folks, show's over. Nothing to see here, show's... Oh my god! A horrible plane crash! Hey everybody, get a load of this flaming wreckage! Come on, crowd around, crowd around!

[deedog2]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/11/20/21zroughead.jpg

Homer: Moe, I need your advice.
Moe: Yeah?
Homer: See, I got this friend named... Joey Jo Jo... Junior... Shabadoo.
Moe: That's the worst name I ever heard.
Joey runs out of the bar sobbing
Barney: Hey! Joey Jo Jo

[deedog2]

Kent Brockman: We win again. But the real winners here are Marge's Hors D'Oeuvres.
Homer: How do you come up with such witty remarks?
[focuses in on ear plug/mic]
Guy in the van: I guess you could say its my racket.
Kent Brockman: I guess you could say I'm Iraqi.
Homer: Get off my property

http://www.melbournecupbusinessnetwork.com/cpa/dat/el_pool/profile_bruce.jpg

[deedog2]

Principal Skinner: Hello, Simpson. I'm riding the bus today because Mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. She was right to do it.

http://www.hawkheadquarters.com/pics/814_631753110393286240.jpg

[the_big_sav]

futurama quote

lethal on mal michael

the professor: i always thought he might run away. Why, WHY didnt i break his legs?

[jnash196]

Homer: I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?

http://www.theage.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1068329638539_2003/11/12/daniher_1311.jpg

Don't you listen to anything in church from Captain Whatshisname

[showdownhero]

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/2738/2001040401661505xx1.jpg

Chief Wiggum: Sideshow Bob has no decency. He called me Chief Piggum

[Teagson]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200505/r47418_124345.jpg

Otto: Homer had a piece of food on his face for three days. And it wasn't small either, it was a chicken wing.

[Therussian]

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/2738/2001040401661505xx1.jpg

Chief Wiggum: Sideshow Bob has no decency. He called me Chief Piggum

baahahaahhaaaaaaaa

[Mr.X]

Carl Carlson: "What a Tool"

http://footyheads.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/Hutchison_Craig.jpg

[Mr.X]

Ned Flanders: Homer, were you going to give my noggin a floggin'?
Homer: Yeah

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/12/28/2005_riewoldt_gallery__470x278.jpg

[fuzzyswan]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200510/r60113_165263.jpg

Homer: I guess some people never change...or, if they do, they quickly change then quickly change back

[Dr Sanchez]

http://shop.afl.com.au/tigers/graphics/tigermovement/membership_home1.jpg
Lionel Hutz: Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film, "The Never-Ending Story''.

Top marks!

[crow28]

Comic Book Guy: Worst. Episode. Ever!


http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/4/4c/HawthornHawks.jpg versus http://www.vrc.net.au/cpa/dat/events_events/width200height200St%20Kilda_RGB.jpg

Round 8, 2007

[Greg Miller= Messiah]

I'm a white male, aged 18 to 55 everyone listens to me no matter how dumb my suggestions are.
Starts eating out of a can saying nuts and gum together at last (replace nuts and gum with twilight football)
http://www.latrobe.edu.au/alumni/profiles/images/AD_Agora2003_000.jpg

[Greg Miller= Messiah]

Homer: (to Lionel Hutz) Weren't you the guy chasing Bart's ambulance

http://www.saxton.com.au/saxton_db_data/images/Hutchison_Craig.jpg

[crow28]

Homer: (to Lionel Hutz) Weren't you the guy chasing Bart's ambulance

http://www.saxton.com.au/saxton_db_data/images/Hutchison_Craig.jpg

Could also be applied to Koschie!

[Cleavy]

not so much a quote:

http://www.mrxswebpage.com/images/r1.gif
http://www.mrxswebpage.com/images/r2_c1.gif
http://www.saxton.com.au/saxton_db_data/thumbs/Hutchison_Craig.jpg

[lenny20]

http://www.bordermail.com.au/news/image/735557.jpg

Telephone Operator: The fingers you have used to dial this number are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm... now.

[Vic Crow]

http://www.thehairinstitute.com.au/images/brent_guerra.png

"Dimoxinil!"

[Jabso]

http://www.realfooty.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/04/06/collins_0704,0.jpg
Bart: [voice] What do you mean the bank is out of money?
[voice] insolvent?
[voice] you only have enough cash to serve the next three customers?
[Everybody rushes the counter]
Clerk: I...I...I don't have your money! Its at Bill's house, and Fred's house!
Moe: What are you doing with my money in your house Fred?
[Violence ensues]

sorry I couldn't get a bigger picture of that, it is Ian Collins talking to Carlton players.

[Mr.X]

http://www.crazyjohns.com.au/media/236273/cj_richmond.jpg

Homer: D'oh !!
Monty Burns: Yes, you're in deep doh now.