2002 Memberships

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Blues research shows that there is 700,000 Carlton fans in Australia so they are hoping to sign up a lot more members this year. Is there anybody here that is taking out membership that didn't in 2001?

[Red Rover]

Have you asked Loz? I'm sure he'll be keen to pick one up after crossing over from Geelong.

As for me, if you can give the following assurances:

a) Michael Mansfield and Simon Fletcher won't get a game in 2002
b) Sam Cranage and Ang Christou will share the 2002 B&F
c) Jim Plunkett is given a permanent spot in the midfield
d) Anthony Koutoufides plays finals in 2002
e) Lance Whitnall is made captain
f) John Elliott retires within 12 months
g) The Carlton FC issue a written apology to Darren Milburn on behalf of its supporters for lack of respect shown on Sep 1.

...........then I'll think about taking out a CFC membership

BTW don't take them all too seriously, like Kouta will ever be back!

[The Old Dark Navy's]

a) Long odds unless they both suffer injuries in the preseason.
b) JJ Liston is a possibility.
c) Close but there is no such thing as a permanent spot in any part of the ground unless you are Scott Cummings and can't play anywhere else.
d) Big chance and what a bonus he will be.
e) Once again, long odds against. Ratten, McKay and Campo are in front in the pecking order.
f) Growing unrest. A bad year might see the end of Big Jack.
g) Very close. the Carlton FC write a letter of apology to Darren Milburn's loved ones after impaling him on a goal post during their next meeting.

btw don't take them all seriously either. .... as if Darren Milburn has loved ones! ;)