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Macca19
27 Dec 2001, 09:46
Who is the ugliest person in music today??
for mine its the lead singer of Nickelback. Hes a shocker. Looks more like a horse than any man ive seen!!!!
ahha..yeah, he is a shocker...
as is...
screaming jets guy... dave ???
busta rhymes...
Bloodstained Angel
27 Dec 2001, 11:43
Lionel Lovett - the Sideshow Bob of Popular music.
cheers
Waltzing Woof Biscuit
27 Dec 2001, 12:22
The drummer from Hush!
Madonna -her head looks like something a dog threw up :eek:
Enrique Inglasis [dunno how to spell his name]
I can think of two leading candidates in my mind..
Shane McGowan from the now defunct Pogues, a dentists nightmare, combined with a bad case of alcoholism, all wrapped up in the body of an extremely ugly geek.
Freddie Mercury - check out some of the old video clips when he had long hair.
Blues_Brat
27 Dec 2001, 14:35
I'lll have to name bands as ugly:
Spin Doctors
Not From There
Hoodoo Gurus
*Last 2 are good music wise though
The Hitman
27 Dec 2001, 14:55
Scotty Owens from the Living End. Does it surprise you he is from Dandenong!? ;) :D :eek:
The Hitman
SydneyBomber
27 Dec 2001, 16:10
Shane Embury - Napalm Death (bassplayer).
For godsakes man, get a haircut & lose some weight!
"You fat bastard!"
;)
Mr Ripper
27 Dec 2001, 16:23
Originally posted by Waltzing Woof Biscuit
The drummer from Hush! Smiley someone or other wasn't it? A good get, btw, WWB!
Originally posted by Macca19
Who is the ugliest person in music today??
for mine its the lead singer of Nickelback.
Todays Herald-Sun refers to him as 'Paddle-Pop Lion' :p :p
HTB Saints
27 Dec 2001, 18:43
Originally posted by Bloodstained Angel
Lionel Lovett - the Sideshow Bob of Popular music.
cheers
He must be Lyle's ugly kid brother.
Lyle must have something downstairs, given he convinced Julia Roberts to marry him;)
Bulldog1954
27 Dec 2001, 20:28
It is a non contest
Courtney Love and Kylie Minogue. They both look like roadkill
Tim Rogers is pretty feral. So is the dude from everyone's favourite band, Creed.
In 13 posts, not one mention for the freakshow that is Micheal Jackson. Great music but boy is he ugly.
Marylin Manson and COurtney Love are both pretty ferel aswell.
There is only ONE Mick Jagger!!
McCartney5
27 Dec 2001, 22:21
Courtney Love is the most repugnant vile creature that I have ever seen
And they wonder why Kurt killed himself???
Originally posted by Macca19
Looks more like a horse than any man ive seen!!!!
I don't wanna know Macca :o :D :eek:
Originally posted by McCartney5
Courtney Love is the most repugnant vile creature that I have ever seen
And they wonder why Kurt killed himself???
Even with his head blown off,Kurt would look better than Courtney :p
Originally posted by jod23
In 13 posts, not one mention for the freakshow that is Micheal Jackson. Great music but boy is he ugly.
JOD,thats because the topic is the "Ugliest PERSON in music",not the "Ugliest ALIEN in music":D
kristin5
28 Dec 2001, 09:39
When I saw the title of this thread, I immediately thought "Michael Jackson".
I agree with Lyle Lovett, too. Also, Ben Lee is pretty shocking (and strangely similar to Lyle).
As for the women, Alanis Morisette isn't too good, and neither is Melissa Etheridge.
Mcchawk
28 Dec 2001, 11:09
I think bloke, and K.d lang comes to mind go figure!
Originally posted by kristin5
As for the women, Alanis Morisette isn't too good, and neither is Melissa Etheridge.
ahh... alanis....
how about that music video she did... naked..
errrkk... *shudder* ~
hawkfan5
28 Dec 2001, 14:48
Originally posted by The Hitman
Scotty Owens from the Living End. Does it surprise you he is from Dandenong!? ;) :D :eek:
The Hitman
Got to agree, Scott Owen has a face only a mother could love.
But brilliant on the guitar! :D
hawkfan5
28 Dec 2001, 14:49
Well I can remember some lady called 'Bjork' or something along those lines, her music was full of screaming and shouting and overall she was just plain ugly.
Sinead O'Connor :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Bob Dylan
Tom Petty
I forgot CHER & Barbara Bloody Striesand :rolleyes: :rolleyes: .
Dolly Parton is also a 'Fugly':p
Santos L Helper
29 Dec 2001, 09:00
Niki Webster is going to be one 'pig ugly' woman in a few years. She's got a head like a 'welders bench' already.
Bulldog1954
29 Dec 2001, 10:39
Originally posted by Santos L Helper
Niki Webster is going to be one 'pig ugly' woman in a few years. She's got a head like a 'welders bench' already.
We can't all be Marcia Hines or Red Hot Rhonda Burchmore......... grrrrrrrrrrrrr
Chrissie Amphlett [Divinyls] & Angus Young [AC/DC] .Anyone would think they were seperated at birth.:eek:
Richard Ashcroft. Great music, but one ugly dude!
Gaz Coombes from supergrass looks like a monkey.
Originally posted by McCartney5
Courtney Love is the most repugnant vile creature that I have ever seen
And they wonder why Kurt killed himself???
What did Kurt last say to Courtney?
"Holes gunna be big!"
Macca19
29 Dec 2001, 14:43
Originally posted by Santos L Helper
Niki Webster is going to be one 'pig ugly' woman in a few years. She's got a head like a 'welders bench' already.
HAHAHA!!!!
thats a classic :D
Stealth bomber
30 Dec 2001, 15:41
Geddy Lee, bass player for Canadian progressive rock band Rush. The man is talented, but boy is he homely. The nose has its own weather system.
My fiancee puts in a vote for Billy Joel, and passes on to me that she is surprised nobody mentioned Jimmy Nail (?), whom she says was dubbed "ugliest man in rock" by various DJs.
Originally posted by Stealth bomber
she is surprised nobody mentioned Jimmy Nail (?), whom she says was dubbed "ugliest man in rock" by various DJs.
Good nomination :D
He was also a one hit wonder,but I can't rember the song.He was in a show called Crocodile Shoes [something like that] & he pops up in the odd movie.
Porthos
31 Dec 2001, 08:50
Originally posted by JUBJUB
Good nomination :D
He was also a one hit wonder,but I can't rember the song.He was in a show called Crocodile Shoes [something like that] & he pops up in the odd movie.
Ain't no Doubt
Originally posted by JUBJUB
Barbara Bloody Striesand :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Ooooohhhhhhh, don't get me started on this b*tch! She thinks she is pretty and her voice is tantamount to running your fingers down a blackboard. The most overated human in "musical" history!!!
There are no real other hideously ugly women I can think of other than the aforementioned tucan!
Alice Cooper is one ugly dude.
Michael Jackson is probably a good looking bloke, but no-one will ever know.
I read about this exchange a few years ago, between Motorhead's Lemmy Kilmister and Sepultura/Soulfly's Max Cavalera.
Lemmy : You're ugly
Max : So are you
Lemmy : Yeah, but I'm old. You're ugly NOW! :D
London Dave
1 Jan 2002, 23:05
Lemmy.
I think there's one candidate who's been badly overlooked in this thread so far....
MeatLoaf! :D
They name says it all, he looks like a dog's breakfast.
Smashmouth aint that great looking either, rather fitting that they were singing the theme song from Shrek. :D
Tom Waits anyone?
Or how about Sean Ryder of the Happy Mondays? All those drugs make for one ugly but legendary dude.
Barry Manilow ain't no oil painting. More oil slick. But he's not really ROCK, is he?
Rusty Brookes
2 Jan 2002, 16:39
Originally posted by Darky
I read about this exchange a few years ago, between Motorhead's Lemmy Kilmister and Sepultura/Soulfly's Max Cavalera.
Lemmy : You're ugly
Max : So are you
Lemmy : Yeah, but I'm old. You're ugly NOW! :D
I was going to vote Lemmy as well. He'd also get a vote for funniest guy in rock n roll. Lemmy, you are a legend
sophie monk from bardot - just look at her mouth
leah haywood - channel 10 did a very bad thing with that 'summer of love' theme
that guy from system of a down with the lines and stuff all over his face and body. bug eyes
the lady in paulmac
and all the old ladies that still try to be cool with the kids eg. cher
Originally posted by Grimace
leah haywood - channel 10 did a very bad thing with that 'summer of love' theme
I thought the song was called "Summer Of Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurve " :D
[I'm so sick of that song]
Oh my god, I can't stand her voice in that ad or, well, any other time actually.
let me give you all some advice. if you think THOSE people are ugly...look in the mirror. in fact, look at your mother and your father and your cousins and alllllllllllllllll your relatives. all your families prove some people actually evolved from the apes!!!!! and the only difference between those "ugly singers" and you lot.....is that their actually successful! so grow up, get lives, and leave the successful people alone!!! ****ING MORONS!
Bloodstained Angel
10 Jan 2002, 06:56
so lindah
will you be posting a photo of yourself here so we can see just how gorgeous you are ? :rolleyes:
I bet you look like the back end of a bus, darl.
cheers
CarterS
10 Jan 2002, 07:40
Slash.
Why do you think he wore that tophat with his hair over his face?
Grimace
10 Jan 2002, 14:10
Originally posted by lindah
let me give you all some advice. if you think THOSE people are ugly...look in the mirror. in fact, look at your mother and your father and your cousins and alllllllllllllllll your relatives. all your families prove some people actually evolved from the apes!!!!! and the only difference between those "ugly singers" and you lot.....is that their actually successful! so grow up, get lives, and leave the successful people alone!!! ****ING MORONS!
wtf is your problem?
sounds like you're the moron here.
you take it so seriously.
haha she was booted, quite funny it was.
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=24528
Grimace
10 Jan 2002, 15:17
wooooooo hoooooooo!!!!!!!! :p :D
Originally posted by lindah
let me give you all some advice. if you think THOSE people are ugly...look in the mirror. in fact, look at your mother and your father and your cousins and alllllllllllllllll your relatives. all your families prove some people actually evolved from the apes!!!!! and the only difference between those "ugly singers" and you lot.....is that their actually successful! so grow up, get lives, and leave the successful people alone!!! ****ING MORONS!
Venessa Amarossi? Is that you? You're still an ugly cow.
The fives guys that back the most beautiful person in Music. Chris Stein, Frank Infante, Clem Burke, Nigel Harrison and Jimmy Destri.
Santos L Helper
14 Jan 2002, 11:43
Originally posted by DEVO
The fives guys that back the most beautiful person in Music. Chris Stein, Frank Infante, Clem Burke, Nigel Harrison and Jimmy Destri.
Hang on Devo, wasn't one of those ugly blokes rooting the 'most beautiful person in music'? :confused:
Yes, Chris Stein was the Most Beautiful Person in Music's boyfriend for about 15 years. I blame too much peroxide on her hair for clouding her judgement, other's blame the cocaine, alcohol and other drugs she was known to drown herself in.
Beausgirl43
14 Jan 2002, 17:49
Iggy Pop
cheers ... Kaz :eek:
evade28
15 Jan 2002, 13:18
steve tyler from aerosmith
and that guy with the long hair in frenzal rhomb looks pretty goddam derelictic
play on
16 Jan 2002, 11:57
Originally posted by brampta
I think there's one candidate who's been badly overlooked in this thread so far....
MeatLoaf! :D
They name says it all, he looks like a dog's breakfast.
I agree 100%, although I do enjoy some of the music from Meatloaf.
The Hippie
16 Jan 2002, 21:07
Sir Bob Geldof is no oil painting. :p
I don't think I've seen anything as ugly as Brittney Spears. She is truly repulsive, and her music more so.
Jars458
18 Jan 2002, 09:42
Nicki Webster
And after having heard Mike Rann (SA opposition leader) sing on MMM this morning I will add him to the list.
Rocco Jones
18 Jan 2002, 11:06
the bass guitarist for superjesus.
Santos L Helper
18 Jan 2002, 11:09
Originally posted by Jars458
Nicki Webster
And after having heard Mike Rann (SA opposition leader) sing on MMM this morning I will add him to the list.
Oi mate, read the entire thread please.;) :p
McFlurry
18 Jan 2002, 14:24
The Uglies:
Tony Lee Scott....this guy has a terrible voice just like Melanie C (ex Spice Girl known as Sporty)
Melanie C
Geri Halliwell
The Mavis's (entire group)
TwiggyDunn
19 Jan 2002, 15:54
I cannot believe no one has yet mentioned ALIEN ANT FARM - entire band - talk about GEEKS! and UGLY!!
what is it with bands of today?
And look at the Deftones shocker - fat pigs and yes the bass player from the Superjesus is also a pig.
Lemmy of Motorhead might be ugly but he has more cool in his facial wart than any of the above.
Jars458
21 Jan 2002, 10:16
Originally posted by Santos L Helper
Oi mate, read the entire thread please.;) :p
Crickey!
We are agreeing on far too much you Port scum!!;) :D :eek:
I saw her on video hits on Sunday and she will be a shocker in later years especially when she hits the drugs and alcohol.
Wonder if she's still a virgin:eek:
Santos L Helper
21 Jan 2002, 11:02
Originally posted by Jars458
Crickey!
We are agreeing on far too much you Port scum!!;) :D :eek:
I saw her on video hits on Sunday and she will be a shocker in later years especially when she hits the drugs and alcohol.
Wonder if she's still a virgin:eek:
She's a virgin on the ridiculous...........boom boom!:rolleyes: I'm expecting a Niki webster video, ala Mimi McPherson soon.
TwiggyDunn
21 Jan 2002, 11:11
have you seen the Debra Byrne one..extreme close up!!!
blame the heroine hey Debra
Dirty old bag!