View Full Version : Warnie at it again
The Dice Man
7 May 2006, 17:13
What a champ :thumbsu:
Been busted in dodgy photos in a hotel room with 2 busty English wenches with his pants down and them topless.
Id say the chicks have planted the camera, just to remind us all why Warnie is so bloody good!:cool:
dan warna
7 May 2006, 17:35
What a champ :thumbsu:
Been busted in dodgy photos in a hotel room with 2 busty English wenches with his pants down and them topless.
Id say the chicks have planted the camera, just to remind us all why Warnie is so bloody good!:cool:
they should be thankful he's breeding up their race...
hahaha just saw the photos on channel 10 news :D
bushranger
7 May 2006, 17:50
wat a :D:D:D:Dar
F*** he does not represent victorian cricket well
The Dice Man
7 May 2006, 17:52
wat a :D:D:D:Dar
F*** he does not represent victorian cricket well
What you talking bout Willis?
He's screwin 2 busty pommy wenches, riches beyond his means and travels the world living like a kid!
As Korn said, he's got the life:thumbsu:
dan warna
7 May 2006, 17:58
:thumbsu: way to go horny warnie!!!! u da man :thumbsu:
i want a trade
bushranger for someone who doesent talk so much rubbbish
or
bushranger for someone who doesent whinge about his own country and players.
Milo the border collie
7 May 2006, 18:09
And Warnie allegedly told the women that his marriage broke down because of Simone's inability to cope with his sex addiction. Hey we need more people like Shane to keep us entertained. I bet they put more on staff down at Hampshire when he arrives.:D
The Dice Man
7 May 2006, 18:13
And Warnie allegedly told the women that his marriage broke down because of Simone's inability to cope with his sex addiction. Hey we need more people like Shane to keep us entertained. I bet they put more on staff down at Hampshire when he arrives.:D
Another reason Shane is so good, he creates jobs:thumbsu:
Milo the border collie
7 May 2006, 18:24
Must admit the tele shots of him weren't flattering to his shape. The women were rather well endowed up top though. And judging from one of his former women he's a bit of a slam, thank you m'am bloke. She said it was a case of howzat after a very brief time. Sounds like he and his mate Pietersen have something in common judging by what was in one of those KP articles.
Cooldude
7 May 2006, 18:35
Warnie's the King
Although he has to stop lying to the press about "Oh I wanna change", "Oh I have a problem and I might need professional help", or even two years ago, "Oh I'm not doing these groupies business anymore". Be more honest and just say you love doing it, then he wouldn't have so many people getting on his back about it
I heard the chicks were Kiwi?
The_Swifferian
7 May 2006, 20:48
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/news/news2.shtml
Check out the link. Gotta look at the slide show.
haha Warnie you dirty little boy!
i want a trade
bushranger for someone who doesent talk so much rubbbish
or
bushranger for someone who doesent whinge about his own country and players.
don't be too picky
bushranger for a piece of cheese at the moment.
don't be too picky
bushranger for a piece of cheese at the moment.
Bushranger for anything ATM, just to get that White obsessed git off this boards.
that's gold... what's wrong with that though? he's single now, he can do what he likes...
Grimreepah
7 May 2006, 21:36
It's like being rich. We would all like to be rich, but then we hate rich people.
I'm not going to start criticising Warne when I would have done the same thing.
Bit weak of them to take photos though.
How does a fat :D:D:D:D get the hotties?
Thought this would be about the story of Warnie looking to go on to the 2009 Ashes...but at least this shows he has the stamina.....
red+black
7 May 2006, 21:48
Shame they won't release the real juicy pics
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/slideshow/images/shane_07.jpg
Cooldude
7 May 2006, 21:49
It's totally Warnie in those shots
Wonder why it took him to get a divorse before he actually pick up chicks better looking than his wife. Those two are quality, unlike the other dogs from before
red+black
7 May 2006, 21:51
the pics that are released are
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/slideshow/images/shane_01.jpg
to
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/slideshow/images/shane_08.jpg
3some! Warnie, you're my hero
Grimreepah
7 May 2006, 21:58
That beds not big enough for 3. There won't be any chance of just talking for a while.
The_Swifferian
7 May 2006, 22:04
I'm sorry but the inflatable toy had me ******** myself laughing.
I'm sorry but the inflatable toy had me ******** myself laughing.
haha same here :thumbsu: :D
Just another thing he does better than Murali.:D
The Dice Man
7 May 2006, 22:15
Get the feeling he's been set up big time. Hope he had fun though:cool:
Cooldude
7 May 2006, 22:21
Get the feeling he's been set up big time. Hope he had fun though:cool:
Look at those two, if we're in Warnie's shoes, we wouldn't give a schizen on whether it's a setup or not, you just go for it :D Particularly now that he's single, it doesn't really matter anymore
Here's where Warnie gets unfair treatment, most other Aus cricketers do the same thing and they get no coverage whatsoever about it. Warnie's ones always gets on the front page
Where the :D:D:D:D is the rest of him in the 3rd photo of the slideshow. Must be sucking the gut in real hard.
I have absolutely no problem with this sort of behaviour from a single man (or a married one for that matter...each to their own etc), but all I've heard from him over the last couple of months was that he's hoping for a reunion with Simone. Cant see how this will help with that.
Plus, dont know too much about divorce cases but how damaging could this be for him when it comes to asset distibution post divorce?
Warnie's a lean mean fighting machine now GOB
What a classy rag the news of the world is...I mean just look what is printed at the bottom of the article.
DO you want to sell a story or picture? Call us any day free on 0800 279 3786, text us on 07770 381560 or email us
Just inviting more of this stuff to happen, although if i was warney this is the type of publicity id be happy with.;)
if he keeps taking wickets, i'm not fussed what he does in his spare time :thumbsu:
Black JuJu
7 May 2006, 23:43
Classic article, I counted 14 cricket puns, 11 in the first 3 paragraphs.
My favourites -
"LEGENDARY bowler Shane Warne was on red-hot form the night he took two for dirty sex in a three-hour spell at the crease."
"...But he asked them for more LB double-phew at the weekend."
But seriously, good work from Shane to plant this story. :thumbsu:
Total_Juddshanks
8 May 2006, 04:38
Warnie, you're a great man.
LongBomb
8 May 2006, 10:32
God I love Warney :D
Bangs two models then takes 7-99 the next day. Legend. :thumbsu:
How long before the video can be acquired on the web?
God I love Warney :D
Bangs two models then takes 7-99 the next day. Legend. :thumbsu:
So 2 maidens were included in the 7-99 ;)
nicho_magic
8 May 2006, 14:37
God I love Warney :D
Bangs two models then takes 7-99 the next day. Legend. :thumbsu:
effectively a 9- 99 really
wat a :D:D:D:Dar
F*** he does not represent victorian cricket well
Bit too young to understand.
Only Warnie could bang two models, pick up 7/99 and be the talking point of world tabloids. If anything is the epitome of Warne, it's this.
Milo the border collie
8 May 2006, 18:16
I just love the bit about the inflatable toy and he had a blonde and a brunette. He just needs a red head to complete the trifecta. I can't wait for the next instalment in the soap opera. Keep them coming!
Bourky23
8 May 2006, 18:19
no questioning watsoever he is the man
Has every reason to sue, and I hope he takes the newspaper and the 2 chicks to the cleaners, absolute criminal act.
TheBigUnit
8 May 2006, 18:30
Warnie's living the dream.
eastaugh36
8 May 2006, 18:32
When is he going to grow up?
Black Thunder
8 May 2006, 18:44
good on him.
nothing wrong with screwing two chicks at once.
spell_check
8 May 2006, 18:52
If it really is him, it's no big deal - those two sound like they've been from port to port.
Grimreepah
8 May 2006, 19:39
If it really is him, it's no big deal - those two sound like they've been from port to port.
Wouldn't they be two ports that are letting every ship in?
The_Swifferian
8 May 2006, 19:54
When is he going to grow up?
Why???
Unbelievable. Hes a :D:D:D:Ding legend.
spell_check
8 May 2006, 21:22
Wouldn't they be two ports that are letting every ship in?
I suppose. The point is, doesn't sound like it takes much to make out with them.
Cooldude
8 May 2006, 22:13
Yep, one of them was just :D:D:D:Ding Robbie William's brains out just a week ago, the same Robbie Williams who just banged Graeme Smith's ex (That's Minki)
apollo_creed
8 May 2006, 23:52
Bit too young to understand.
Only Warnie could bang two models, pick up 7/99 and be the talking point of world tabloids. If anything is the epitome of Warne, it's this.
World tabloids?
No one in the USA would know who Shane Warne was.
apollo_creed
8 May 2006, 23:53
Yep, one of them was just :D:D:D:Ding Robbie William's brains out just a week ago, the same Robbie Williams who just banged Graeme Smith's ex (That's Minki)
Honestly dude you read New Idea/Who Weekly/Famous/Star/Woman's Day too much.
apollo_creed
8 May 2006, 23:54
I suppose. The point is, doesn't sound like it takes much to make out with them.
I think what you're trying to say is,
They're dirty crack whores.
Cooldude
9 May 2006, 00:13
Honestly dude you read New Idea/Who Weekly/Famous/Star/Woman's Day too much.
Honestly, I read all that on this forum, so I'm just revamping :D:D:D:Ds that were posted on here :D
romanwfw
9 May 2006, 00:35
what a :D:D:D:Ding legend
Honestly, I read all that on this forum, so I'm just revamping :D:D:D:Ds that were posted on here :D
Ha but Minki and Willo never did it according to the tabloids. All fuzz, no action.
spell_check
9 May 2006, 15:02
I think what you're trying to say is,
They're dirty crack whores.
Yes.
Grimreepah
9 May 2006, 15:05
This (http://foxsports.news.com.au/story/0,8659,19074799-32466,00.html) article says that Warne is stupid because of the 'sex scandal'.
Why is he stupid Paul Kent from London? Are people not allowed to have sex these days. FFS get off your high horse and stop trying to bring people down to your miserable level. Are you a eunuch, or are you bitterly twisted and jealous? Are you saying that you would knock back a threesome with two models? That would be stupid.
Grimreepah
9 May 2006, 15:07
I think what you're trying to say is,
They're dirty crack whores.
One may argue that they are whores, but I have seen no evidence of cocaine use.
grantyc77
9 May 2006, 15:12
:) The people complaining are just jealous, good on you warnie, i would if i could, as would alot of men:thumbsu:
Cooldude
9 May 2006, 15:26
This (http://foxsports.news.com.au/story/0,8659,19074799-32466,00.html) article says that Warne is stupid because of the 'sex scandal'.
Why is he stupid Paul Kent from London? Are people not allowed to have sex these days. FFS get off your high horse and stop trying to bring people down to your miserable level. Are you a eunuch, or are you bitterly twisted and jealous? Are you saying that you would knock back a threesome with two models? That would be stupid.
He was stupid and irresponsible when he was still married
But that cockney :D:D:D:D's off his balls to criticise him for this one
Although he's part-correct: Warne is an incredibly stupid individual
RooBoy74
9 May 2006, 15:34
Stupid is he? Thats why hes a rich famous cricketer and you are a loser posting that crap on a forum. Whos stupid?
Cooldude
9 May 2006, 15:41
Stupid is he? Thats why hes a rich famous cricketer and you are a loser posting that crap on a forum. Whos stupid?
Classy comeback
If being a rich sportsman has anything to do with intelligence, then Mike Tyson should've been one of the smartest around, eh? Being rich and famous and being stupid are two different things, of course someone like you wouldn't understand that now, would ya?
RoosterLad
9 May 2006, 16:59
Cooldude did he bang a few members of your family? You seem bitter towards the great man.
I am annoyed that a fat boofhead like Warnie can bed two chicks at the same time. I mean look at him..classless yobo.
Has anyone on this thread cared to think how his 3 children would be feeling today?
It's very funny because it's Warnie, but it's also pretty sad to see a young family being torn apart by the antics of one person. You have to feel for the kids (and Simone to a lesser extent).
eastaugh36
9 May 2006, 17:24
I am annoyed that a fat boofhead like Warnie can bed two chicks at the same time. I mean look at him..classless yobo.
Well said.
I don't think it's this type of stuff people can't stand him over(although you make a good point!), it's more the thousands of other things he has done over the years.
eastaugh36
9 May 2006, 17:25
[QUOTE=Sedat!]Has anyone on this thread cared to think how his 3 children would be feeling today?
QUOTE]
Yep it's a disgrace in that regard. Any person with an ounce of decency would think of this but not him. Not very bright obviously.
Grimreepah
9 May 2006, 17:42
Yep it's a disgrace in that regard. Any person with an ounce of decency would think of this but not him. Not very bright obviously.
Are you saying Warne must stay celibate for the rest of his career?
Why do you blame Warne? He didn't take the photos, he didn't sell them to the tabloids, and he didn't publish them. Why don't you blame the two hotties and the media outlet instead?
Think about how you would feel if people published photos of you. Don't you think Warne would be feeling the same?
I feel for the family too, but why is it Warne's fault and why is he stupid?
eastaugh36
9 May 2006, 18:46
Are you saying Warne must stay celibate for the rest of his career?
Why do you blame Warne? He didn't take the photos, he didn't sell them to the tabloids, and he didn't publish them. Why don't you blame the two hotties and the media outlet instead?
Think about how you would feel if people published photos of you. Don't you think Warne would be feeling the same?
I feel for the family too, but why is it Warne's fault and why is he stupid?
He just seems to be stupid enough to always have flings with people likely to do this to him.
Cooldude
9 May 2006, 18:48
Cooldude did he bang a few members of your family? You seem bitter towards the great man.
Are you kiddin'? I'm one of Warnie's biggest fans on this forum and in the world!
Still doesn't take away the fact that IMO he's an incredibly stupid individual, but the greatest bowler I've ever seen bar none
RooBoy74
9 May 2006, 19:25
Mate as long as he takes wickets why do you give a :D:D:D:D?
Cooldude
9 May 2006, 20:46
Mate as long as he takes wickets why do you give a :D:D:D:D?
Whether he's taking wickets or not, anyone's entitled to call him an idiot, free speech, eh?