If you had the option of kicking one AFL player in the nuts, who would it be ???

[The Magenius]

Well ummm, I would say Cameron Cloke, because he is a :D:D:D:Ding tool.

[Gunnar Longshanks]

Past or present?

[pinkus maximus]

peter burgoyne

[red+black]

vandenhack

[Gunnar Longshanks]

Past: Darren Bewick

Present: ....

Sorry - I just wanna kick Bewick in the nuts.

[telsor]

Buckley, because then I'd probably get to kick Eddie in the jaw with the same kick

[Total Power]

All collingwood players

[viccles]

Murphy guy from Freo. Tool

[Axcellence]

Nobody... coz I don't like the idea of getting beaten up by them?

But if I can kick without any reprecussions, it would be,

1. Barry Hall
2. Jeff Farmer
3. Jason Akermanis
4. Brendan Fevola
5. Peter Everitt
6. Scott Twins/Mal Michael/Chris L Johnson
7. Aaron Shattock
8. Courtney Johns/Aaron Hennerman - just out of pity at Essendon fans.

edit:dishonourable mention: Troy longmuir

[Mad Dog]

If I thought she had any - I would say Jeff Farmer......:mad:

biggest. coward. ever

[HBF]

If I thought she had any - I would say Jeff Farmer......:mad:

biggest. coward. ever

Amen to that.

[Appleyard]

Just one???

[FuManchu]

Just one???
nut or player?

[skipper kelly]

violence is bad.

[FuManchu]

violence is bad.
especially if its your nut (singular or plural) being kicked

[skipper kelly]

especially if its your nut (singular or plural) being kicked


my nuts lost feeling a while back.

[FuManchu]

my nuts lost feeling a while back.
marriage can do that to you

[Pie 4 Life]

Jonathan Brown
Jason Akermanis
Sam Newman
Leigh Matthews
Brendan Fevola

I would say Nick Davis but he doesnt have any nuts the gutless wonder.

[Scroater]

Any player that claps himself when he kicks a goal. i.e. Phil Matera

[Lynch drops a mark]

Ryan Crowley or Steven Dodd

[Kildonan]

my nuts lost feeling a while back.

Hence your 14.38 quality posts per day

[dmc333]

Grant Thomas and Aaron Hamill

[Vic Crow]

Buckley, because then I'd probably get to kick Eddie in the jaw with the same kick
Hahaha. :D
I wouldn't kick any AFL players in the nuts but I would definitely kick Alan Didak in the vagina.

[FuManchu]

Hahaha. :D
I wouldn't kick any AFL players in the nuts but I would definitely kick Alan Didak in the vagina.
your mama??

but why?

[Monkster]

Barry Hall, just so I could say "Hey.. I've kicked Barry Hall in the nuts"

[skipper kelly]

Hence your 14.38 quality posts per day


wow. This from some tosser mod who is trying to raise the post count on the St. Kilda board.:o

[Gets!]

Andrew Welsh

[jo172]

Warren Tredera

[Helix]

Gehrig or Milne. Two dogs.

[Bartram_Class]

Leon Davis

[andypie]

chad cornes. great player but a bit of a nob

[Bombers 2003]

Past-Diesel
Present-Fevola
But as neither have nuts,it's all academic.

[wceagles87]

jeff farmer.

[raikkonen]

P. Burgoyne.

[Kitty]

Milne. C Cornes. M Johnson.

[Coughlan]

Big Bad Cameron Cloke

[Rod Stroker]

Past - Carey. Hopefully a hoof in his nuts would have avoided the whole affair ordeal and he would have seen out his time with the Roos.

Present - Brodie Holland. I still perculate even to this day whenever I see or hear him because of that cheap unprovoked shot he gave Paul Williams in the side of the head a couple of years back. Absolute gutless sniper he is.

[Gunnar Longshanks]

8. Courtney Johns/Aaron Hennerman - just out of pity at Essendon fans.Seems like a strange way to express pity.

[FuManchu]

Past - Carey. Hopefully a hoof in his nuts would have avoided the whole affair ordeal and he would have seen out his time with the Roos.

Present - Brodie Holland. I still perculate even to this day whenever I see or hear him because of that cheap unprovoked shot he gave Paul Williams in the side of the head a couple of years back. Absolute gutless sniper he is.
Williams is a pontificating tool. Holland should have gotten a bonus for that

[Grimreepah]

Brodie Holland. Stupid and cocky - bad combo.

[Cerpin Taxt]

Ryan Crowley
Mark Johnson
Steven Baker

Toss a 3-sided coin.

[Milenko]

Mark Johnson and Andrew Welsh. One nut each.

[Geddy Lee]

My 1st post is about who I want to kick in the nuts. :thumbsu:

Past: Wayne Carey. Lay off Brock McLean, you pink-skivvy-wearing adulterous excuse for a human being.

Present: Jason Akermanis. Right square in the balls.

[davo dog]

bogan showbag scott welsh

[beaver's army]

milne and montagna

[davo dog]

milne and montagna
great to see you sticking up for ya sisters:thumbsu:

[Rob]

Cousins.

[Ari]

Farmer. who else?

dog.

[Squeak]

Chad Cornes
Kane Cornes
Brad Scott
Chris Scott
Steven Dodd

[Rory]

Nigel Smart

[Arabian Goggles]

Chad Cornes.

[billybrownless16]

LRT with a size 10 steel capped Blundstone

http://redandwhiteonline.com/images/profile-lrobertsthomson.jpg

[dids4]

R.Crowely. I haven't laughed so hard in ages when I saw the bitch get smacked into next year by Byron the other week.

Also I'm amazed at the lack of Didak-replies. Haven't any Geelong and Hawthorn fans seen this thread yet?

[Axcellence]

Seems like a strange way to express pity.

Oh.. ask any bomber fans... they'll know what I am talking about.

[Polly]

Any player that claps himself when he kicks a goal. i.e. Phil Matera
Or one who punches the palm of his hand when he misses: ie. Phil Matera

[Herbs hawks]

Arron Davey, I would first practice as i suggest they would be that small i would need to be accurate.

[ICanDressMyself]

Chad Cornes
Stephen Milne
Dean Brogan
Travis Cloke
Cameron Cloke
Jason Cloke
David Cloke
Leon Davis
Byron Pickett

[AllStar7]

Arron Davey, I would first practice as i suggest they would be that small i would need to be accurate.

75 points say he has bigger balls than your entire team combined :thumbsu:

[Bring-Back-Powell]

Arron Davey, I would first practice as i suggest they would be that small i would need to be accurate.
I raise you Cambell Brown.

He needs a bit of a smack...the naughty boy :)

[celtic_pride]

Alan Didak (that's if he actually has any / :) )

[kingkerna]

Milne, Die-hack & Richo

[Gabbie]

Past: TERRY WHEELER

and apologies to Wayne Campbell
Neville Bruns
Don Scott


Present: Scott Brothers
Scott Lucas
Cornes Brothers

and I would be wearing the highest and most pointy toe stillettos I own.

[Mutant]

Jeff Farmer - lowest dog in the AFL

[Jeremias]

josh carr, brodie holland, camporeale, amongst others.

[The Magenius]

Farmer
Travis cloke
Cameron Cloke
Baker
Solomon
Mark Johnson
Scott Lucas
Crowley
Nick Davis
Copeland
Didak

[Bombers 2003]

milne and montagna
Talking of lacking balls,
Why did Fiora and Ottens leave Tigerland for the Aints and Girlong?