View Full Version : Collingwood: Best everything in the competition.
Best coach, best assistant coaches, best full forward, best forward flankers, best centre half forward, best centre half forward flankers, best midfield, best wingman, best centre half back, best half back flankers, best full back, best ruckman, best ruck rover, best centreman, best tagger, best training ground, best sponsors, best toilets, best president, best supporters, best joffa, best leon davis, best shaws, best clokes, etc.
understudy
21 May 2006, 14:12
Well yes we are the highest scoring team at the moment and top of the ladder :thumbsu:
Theyre crap.
Best crap in the competition.
Cassius_Clay
21 May 2006, 15:27
Theyre crap.
Haha, who lost to Richmond?
Collingwood are now similiar to the dutch soccer team of the 70s'. They were regarded as playing total football. But it came completely unstuck when it mattered most and that was in a world cup final.
So Collingwood play total football. Has there ever been such a dominating force like there has been this year with the pies? I doubt i have ever experienced it.
Pies are just too good. Case over.
raikkonen
21 May 2006, 20:00
Haha, who lost to Richmond?
Mm, True. Who lost to us? :)
Collingwood are good, but not the best everything. Best cheersquad maybe, also best foward line this year so far. Doing better than I expected, and playing top footy.
Marklar_33
21 May 2006, 20:46
Best coach, best assistant coaches, best full forward, best forward flankers, best centre half forward, best centre half forward flankers, best midfield, best wingman, best centre half back, best half back flankers, best full back, best ruckman, best ruck rover, best centreman, best tagger, best training ground, best sponsors, best toilets, best president, best supporters, best joffa, best leon davis, best shaws, best clokes, etc.
And not just any etc
the BEST ETC!
Lukesta63
21 May 2006, 21:09
Collingwood are now similiar to the dutch soccer team of the 70s'. They were regarded as playing total football. But it came completely unstuck when it mattered most and that was in a world cup final.
So Collingwood play total football. Has there ever been such a dominating force like there has been this year with the pies? I doubt i have ever experienced it.
Pies are just too good. Case over.
How old are you???? 4
Captain_Brown_7
21 May 2006, 21:40
Haha, who lost to Richmond?
HAHAHAHA, who lost to Adelaide knob jockey????
FCAGJAT
21 May 2006, 21:51
Richmond >>> Collingwood
MrAaron
21 May 2006, 21:54
Best FF ? Tarrant ? haha
Dry Rot
21 May 2006, 22:14
They are missing Van Berlo.
Haha, who lost to Richmond?
Indeed.
Keep dragging em' up.:D
The Dice Man
16 Jul 2006, 22:36
Haha, who lost to Richmond?
oooh oooh ooooh I know this one.
Is the answer Collingwood? :D :D :D :D :D :D
Bombers 2003
17 Jul 2006, 12:27
Who had the best loss to the Schockers?
Would it be Collingwood?
CONS_SS
17 Jul 2006, 13:01
best toilets
Yep, I'll give them that one
pies/eagles girl
17 Jul 2006, 13:09
If collingwood had the best 'everything' in the competition we would be sitting on top of the ladder. if we do have the best 'everything', we need to start using it! Wont even mention losing to the Dockers... disgrace!
itsintheblood
17 Jul 2006, 13:44
If collingwood had the best 'everything' in the competition we would be sitting on top of the ladder. if we do have the best 'everything', we need to start using it! Wont even mention losing to the Dockers... disgrace!
Collingwood is like a Mercedez benz without the most important thing. An engine. Plenty of bells and whistles but not where it counts. Under the bonnet.
ICanDressMyself
17 Jul 2006, 15:55
Haha, who lost to Richmond?
You did ;)
JerryWexler
17 Jul 2006, 15:56
Best coach, best assistant coaches, best full forward, best forward flankers, best centre half forward, best centre half forward flankers, best midfield, best wingman, best centre half back, best half back flankers, best full back, best ruckman, best ruck rover, best centreman, best tagger, best training ground, best sponsors, best toilets, best president, best supporters, best joffa, best leon davis, best shaws, best clokes, etc.They let themselves down in the dentistry department though.
emperor
17 Jul 2006, 16:00
They let themselves down in the dentistry department though.
not to mention the three R's
RoosterLad
17 Jul 2006, 17:05
If collingwood had the best 'everything' in the competition we would be sitting on top of the ladder. if we do have the best 'everything', we need to start using it! Wont even mention losing to the Dockers... disgrace!
mmm you go for eagles and collingwood?
Coughlan
17 Jul 2006, 21:25
oooh oooh ooooh I know this one.
Is the answer Collingwood? :D :D :D :D :D :D
haha, they didnt just lose to richmond, we thumped them and taught them a footballing lesson and showed them up to be the softest team in the afl
CONS_SS
17 Jul 2006, 21:30
Collingwood is like a Mercedez benz without the most important thing. An engine. Plenty of bells and whistles but not where it counts. Under the bonnet.
To be more specific, they are more like the airbag - soft
rumblah
17 Jul 2006, 21:44
Best coach, best assistant coaches, best full forward, best forward flankers, best centre half forward, best centre half forward flankers, best midfield, best wingman, best centre half back, best half back flankers, best full back, best ruckman, best ruck rover, best centreman, best tagger, best training ground, best sponsors, best toilets, best president, best supporters, best joffa, best leon davis, best shaws, best clokes, etc.
surely you are not serious... but if you are...
coach: ewwwww, totally disgusted im surprised you still have him.
assistant coach: dont know who he his but he musnt be any good other wise eddie would be screwing his leg too.
full forward: now im assuming here you are NOT talking about tarrant, because he is by far the worst FF in the comp, when he came into the collingwood camp he wasnt even a forward so...
forward flankers: who?
centre half forward: rocca? the only purpose for him that i can see is long range kicking.
centre half flankers: who?
midfield: buckleys too old, both shaws suck, licuria is ok and number 11 shouldnt even play junior footy.
wing: swan maybe, ok hes decent but who else?
centre half back: presty? well where to start on that loaf of bread.
half back flankers: yeh ok....
best full back: lol wakelin, what a funny one.
best ruckman: yeh because you arent the most biased footy supporter, fraser is ok but nothing special, one good thing is his grassroots footy club is who i play for.
best ruck rover: number 11? your joking.
best centre: bucks, too old must retire and give the kids a go.
tagger: who?
best training ground: *cough eddie cough*
best sponsors: refer to training ground response.
best toilets: you know this how, are you a toilet tester?
best president: only because he has money and is married to buckley.
best supporters: try the most feral supporters, does anyone else have fans that will kill if you bag their team out? no...
best joffa: meh have him hes feral too.
best davis: no you gave the good one to sydney.
best shaws: i think their father may have recieved all the talent in their family.
best clokes: name one out of the 80-odd that has stood up and held a regular spot.
thankyou people for reading this as it did take it out of me but i do it just to prove 'the ferals' wrong, now if you dont hear from me again it may be because i have been mauled by a big, black and white pack of animals that do eat human flesh.
gaelictiogar
18 Jul 2006, 03:31
oooh oooh ooooh I know this one.
Is the answer Collingwood? :D :D :D :D :D :D
It could. Then again it could be Carlton, or Essendon !!!!!