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Stealth bomber
14 Jan 2002, 15:42
Fair dinkum.
This is the most powerful man in the free world. Be afraid, be very afraid....
He is certainly keeping up with his father. All he needs now is to vomit on a foreign leader's shoe.
Joe Mama
14 Jan 2002, 20:48
Well it could be worse (or better if you hate George Dubya), he could have met his maker in the same style as Mama Cass, and choked to death on that pretzel
im sorry to say but i actually chuckled over that story :D :D
amazing what makes the headlines these days
Sydneyfan
14 Jan 2002, 21:29
I hope the momentary loss of Oxygen to his brain hasn't affected him, his brain needs all the help it can get! :D :D :D
How the hell did Osama get that bag of pretzels into the White House?
I must admit I laughed when I heard that on the news last night.
Here is the "most powerful man in the world" choking on a pretzel. Osama must be pissing himself.:D
Maybe it was the bottle of Scotch that he had with the pretzels that did it...
Stealth bomber
15 Jan 2002, 10:57
I think it was the scotch Bluey......in fact, I think one of his daughters brought it over ;)
Originally posted by Stealth bomber
I think it was the scotch Bluey......in fact, I think one of his daughters brought it over ;)
Lol :D
Joe Mama
15 Jan 2002, 19:32
But, to give him a bit of credit. He was able to get a laugh about the pretzel incident.
You may not like his style of politics, but at least he isn't the gray, houmourless bastard that his father was.
The Old Dark Navy's
15 Jan 2002, 19:40
In many dark corners of the world, Al Qaeda pretzel sellers are planning their assault on the world. Look out!
These pretzels are making me thirsty .... :D
The Old Dark Navy's
15 Jan 2002, 19:42
Of course my cynical minds tells me that there was no pretzel. His explanation to the press seemed to be adlibbed to. My first thought was that somebody clocked him and the reasons why are something that George doesn't want revealed thus the pretzel story.
Pessimistic
16 Jan 2002, 08:23
Just shows that the President's Bush have problems swallowing things.
Wheras Clinton got others to do that for him...
Pessimistic
16 Jan 2002, 08:24
Originally posted by The Old Dark Navy's
Of course my cynical minds tells me that there was no pretzel. His explanation to the press seemed to be adlibbed to. My first thought was that somebody clocked him and the reasons why are something that George doesn't want revealed thus the pretzel story.
I guess 'walked into a door' is a bit passe isn't it ?
The Old Dark Navy's
16 Jan 2002, 13:57
Originally posted by Pessimistic
I guess 'walked into a door' is a bit passe isn't it ? Exactly, walked into a door, slipped in the shower and hit my head, fell down the stairs ..... all getting old hat now. Thankfully George has opened a whole new world for battered people. Mrs Jones, did your husband hit you? No no, I'm so silly, I choked on a pretzel, passed out and hit my head!
And for some reason, the pretzel that had cut off George's air supply to such an extent so as to render him unconscious fortunately dislodged upon him hitting the floor. Very fortunate indeed.
Hmmm, he was more probably pissed and fell arse over head.
The big question is: Where were his body guards when this happened. The most powerful man in the word "chokes on a pretzel" and his body guards are no where near him?
Sydneyfan
16 Jan 2002, 14:04
Originally posted by Pessimistic
Just shows that the President's Bush have problems swallowing things.
Wheras Clinton got others to do that for him...
Good call! :p :D
Thanks to George Dubya Bush, the word "pretzel" is once again funny.
"These pretzels are making me lose consciousness."