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Rhyce Shaw, Harry O'Brien and Jason Cloke
How are they all not better than Chad Morrison?
Malthouse gave him his shot to fix his stupidity.
He failed.
Pie 4 Life
12 Jun 2006, 18:54
:confused: Agreed. :thumbsd: Bad decision Mick :thumbsd:
He was utter garbage today.... turned the ball over with consistancy, and did all the stupid things were are use to seeing from him..
surely he is not upto AFL standard.
MagpieWayne
12 Jun 2006, 19:05
Im not sure why he gets a game, harry would have been my choice.
If anyone feels the need to bestow dudness onto Crab, please post it in here.
sebastien
12 Jun 2006, 19:13
He probably got the game for some experience in the team, but he was really crap
MagpieWayne
12 Jun 2006, 19:14
He should never get another one.
understudy
12 Jun 2006, 19:14
Wasnt that bad to be honest just lacks a bit of pace which is what we sadly need, hence doesnt have much of a future with us.
MrAaron
12 Jun 2006, 19:14
Straight swap ...
Chad Morrison for Mark Bolton.
fair trade eh ?
Jack_Nickolson08
12 Jun 2006, 19:15
Why Mick didn't include Ryce in your side I don't know. Is he injured?
Straight swap ...
Chad Morrison for Mark Bolton.
fair trade eh ?
I'm sure Williamstown and Bendigo would consider it!
Why Mick didn't include Ryce in your side I don't know. Is he injured?
He played yesterday, but not the week before.
Probably not 100%, but knee recos will do that to you.
I'd have loved him to be given a tagging role on Johnstone. We were stuffed without Holland!
Coin_Toss
12 Jun 2006, 19:18
Hear, ****, Hear!
Why we got him in the first place confuses me!
You changed the title, my post looks stupid.
bucksisbest
12 Jun 2006, 19:19
Wasn't even good enough to prop around and execute those nothing disposals of his , just no composure.
Straight swap ...
Chad Morrison for Mark Bolton.
fair trade eh ?
try Michael Bolton...
Wait till ya find out how much he earns per year
You changed the title, my post looks stupid.
Sorted!
Too many Morrison sucks threads. Willo Mach II!
magpies42
12 Jun 2006, 19:25
Malthouse gave him his shot to fix his stupidity.
He failed.
exactly! and that is what i said a couple of weeks ago when ppl were blasting me! he had his shot to dig himself out and he has just dug a bigger hole! Dig up stupid!!!!
trade delist whatever just get him the **** out of my sight!
Sorted!
Too many Morrison sucks threads. Willo Mach II!
No doubt there will be West Coast dud version 3.0 coming to a Collingwood game near you.
Thats right, come on down Joshy Wooden!!!!!
MrAaron
12 Jun 2006, 19:27
try Michael Bolton...
sorry we dont want a crap singer
goalpie
12 Jun 2006, 19:39
The guy is useless then again maybe he tanked himself before the game.:o
doppleganger
12 Jun 2006, 20:16
i was ok with him getting a game, thought he did ok against brisbane, thought of him as an option for Yze, Bruce etc going into the dees game
he failed big time
im not sure what he brings to the plate at all
-he is one paced
-he is a poor decision maker
-not sure how much leadership he brings down back, or whether it is needed down back with, presti, lockyer, clement, wakelin all down there most weeks
he turned the ball over so many times today with sloppy disposal that absolutely killed us
give his spot to a younger bloke who couldn't do the job much worse
Cassius_Clay
12 Jun 2006, 20:19
Julian Rowe - A soft receiveing player with no skills whatsoever. Get rid of the dud.
Armageddon
12 Jun 2006, 20:25
Julian Rowe - A soft receiveing player with no skills whatsoever. Get rid of the dud.
Did you watch the game? The kid was out on the wing with no help, kept going for the ball and no ****ing Collingwood players would help him. A good prospect, I like the kid.
agree about rowe....
he will never be the player we need him to be.
HorseHead
12 Jun 2006, 21:03
i was ok with him getting a game, thought he did ok against brisbane, thought of him as an option for Yze, Bruce etc going into the dees game
he failed big time
im not sure what he brings to the plate at all
-he is one paced
-he is a poor decision maker
-not sure how much leadership he brings down back, or whether it is needed down back with, presti, lockyer, clement, wakelin all down there most weeks
he turned the ball over so many times today with sloppy disposal that absolutely killed us
give his spot to a younger bloke who couldn't do the job much worseSpot on. The guy is an absolute turkey. The most frustrating thing for me watching today's game was his turnovers. The guy just does not think or has extremely poor football instincts. Can anybody tell me why O'Brien didn't play, yet Morrison did?
Cassius_Clay
12 Jun 2006, 21:23
Did you watch the game? The kid was out on the wing with no help, kept going for the ball and no ****ing Collingwood players would help him. A good prospect, I like the kid.
At the game. The guy is a spud. Cant kick to save himself. We dont need more of the receiving type with crap skills.
Palmer Stoat
12 Jun 2006, 21:32
Wasnt that bad to be honest just lacks a bit of pace which is what we sadly need, hence doesnt have much of a future with us.
Wasn't that bad? WASN'T THAT BAD? Wasn't. That. Bad.
Wasn't.
That.
Bad.
Nup, no matter how it's written, it just doesn't make sense.
Morrison was absolutely frickin useless. He's slow, and his disposal was nothing short of disgraceful. Should never play another game.
HotPies!
12 Jun 2006, 21:36
Everyone was a dud today... with the exception of Didak (****in champ), Clement (absolute legend... gets my vote for next Captain), Presti (always fantastic) and Burns (the General... need say no more). Dale also played his guts out in the last quarter, I love that kid, and Neon had his usual bursts of exciting play.
But nobody could do anything right today... it was so damn frustrating. They were all fumbling left right and center. Kicks were off target, and the one's that were on target were dropped by the receiver! It just wasn't the team I've been watching the past 10 weeks.
But to keep this post on topic, I do have to admit the Morrison was a stand out amongst the worst. The turnovers! He was nothing but an embarrassment today. I never want to see him listed again, absolute dud!
Wasn't that bad? WASN'T THAT BAD? Wasn't. That. Bad.
Wasn't.
That.
Bad.
Nup, no matter how it's written, it just doesn't make sense.
Morrison was absolutely frickin useless. He's slow, and his disposal was nothing short of disgraceful. Should never play another game.
how bout after a morrison clanger - "wasn't THAT bad!?!"
makes perfect sense to me
Lonie_from_50
12 Jun 2006, 22:17
160 odd games of experience and he is garbage. He came to the club when we have too many like him (Ben Johnson, Rhyce Shaw, Heath Shaw, James Clement, Tarkyn Lockyer etc.) and he gets a game and was just terrible today. Got the easy touches and muffed them up. He should have a football brain, doesn't yet.
At West Coast he was an okay player, but never played on an opponent. Morrison's career so far at Collingwood in what is okay was mostly consisted of tagging in the midfield. When/If he has an opponent in the backline he is rubbish, and when he gets the ball he has been rubbish.
Lesson Learnt - Never pick up reasonable players who have experienced a knee reco (let alone two consecutive knee reco's)
At West Coast he was an okay player, but never played on an opponent.
Eh?
He was a good player at West Coast, and in particularly under Malthouse, that's why Malthouse re-recruited him.
Lesson Learnt - Never pick up reasonable players who have experienced a knee reco (let alone two consecutive knee reco's)
That's not the issue, Licuria has had 2 reco's, the issue is that Malthouse should have seen that the deterioration in his career - like he should have with Woewodin (although that got nipped in the bud) - coming, and he should not be getting played infront of O'Brien, Rhyce Shaw and Jason Cloke, and probably Danny Stanley too.
Palmer Stoat
13 Jun 2006, 10:16
how bout after a morrison clanger - "wasn't THAT bad!?!"
makes perfect sense to me
Yes, that makes sense. It's all about lowering our expectations. If we expect deluxe clangers from Morrison, we should be relieved when he only commits garden-variety stuff-ups.
he is a joke. Collingwood should have sacked him after the drink driving incident and elevated a player that would play regular football.. Its not as if we dont have the money to pay his contract out. Does anyone know if his contract runs out at the end of the year ??
Too slow both physcially and mentally.
I think yesterday was his last game in the Black and White
Too slow both physcially and mentally.
I think yesterday was his last game in the Black and White
Sadly it won't be...
Palmer Stoat
13 Jun 2006, 14:49
Sadly it won't be...
No-ooooooooooooo-ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Wasnt that bad to be honest just lacks a bit of pace which is what we sadly need, hence doesnt have much of a future with us.No it’s more than that. He is slow he makes bad decisions and he has poor skills. The former has not been a surprise to me but the latter two I don’t know how he could have got away with for so long at WCE. Maybe he has fallen away there over the last couple of years. Anyway you look at it, it is another MM dud recruiting move from WCE. FMD is he ever going to be held accountable for anything?
Timmy from Thomastown
13 Jun 2006, 15:28
He is slow he makes bad decisions and he has poor skills.
Shane Woewodin board
Lonie_from_50
13 Jun 2006, 15:30
Eh?
He was a good player at West Coast, and in particularly under Malthouse, that's why Malthouse re-recruited him.
That's not the issue, Licuria has had 2 reco's, the issue is that Malthouse should have seen that the deterioration in his career - like he should have with Woewodin (although that got nipped in the bud) - coming, and he should not be getting played infront of O'Brien, Rhyce Shaw and Jason Cloke, and probably Danny Stanley too.
He was one of my favourite players as a kid was Morrison, but the thing is, looking back, he never really played on opponent and was a sweeping backman. He plays like Jason Cloke except he can find more of it and can't play key position. He was also a good midfielder, but then again, most of his form came from the HBF/BP.
didakleon
13 Jun 2006, 22:25
yer MORRISON IS going no where for us, it started last week against brisbane. it s not the forwards that are stuffing up its bloody morrison with his ability to not hit targets. if we had ryce shaw playing instead of morrison the side would get more run and better use of the ball. didak Lonie , buckley should be getting the most inside 50's as they are our best kiks. i m sik of morrison tryin to rak up useless possies.
Shane Woewodin board
Woewodin could kick.
daics35
13 Jun 2006, 23:17
hoggy you dont honestly think jason cloke should get a game ahead of him do you? he turns the ball over more than any other ive seen. i do agree he (morrison) shouldnt be in the side though. he just cant play
CarnthePies
15 Jun 2006, 19:42
Wait till ya find out how much he earns per year
20 bucks?
vinnie_vegas69
15 Jun 2006, 19:54
I'll sign onto this.
Should've de-listed him mid-season for Harry.
Of course, now that Caracella is out, and Harry can come back in, why does Morrison have a place?
Speak of the devil I just saw him down at the shops getting Red Rooster (thats bbq chicken dont know if ya got it in Pricktoria), must be having his week holiday back in Perth. he looks in shocking shape from when I remember him, he used to eat at the restaurant I used to work at all the time and he is easily 10kg heavier then I remember him. Its sad to see him fall from grace but its not in the same way cos he was always a nob. IIRC he is on around 200 000 maybe a bit more.
His GF is a nice piece of ass though. Atleast he has that going for him
P.S You will be relieved to know he wasnt riding a scooter.
footynuts99
21 Jun 2006, 21:26
Rhyce Shaw, Harry O'Brien and Jason Cloke
How are they all not better than Chad Morrison?
jason cloke is useless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HotPies!
21 Jun 2006, 22:52
jason cloke is useless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'd much rather see him out on the field than Morrison. He can at least spoil the ball and offer some run off the backline, whereas Morrison offers nothing.
Hadders
21 Jun 2006, 23:51
I'd much rather see him out on the field than Morrison. He can at least spoil the ball and offer some run off the backline, whereas Morrison offers nothing.
agree. and at least if cloke plays well (OK highly unlikely :D) he might be able to capture some form or at the very least increase his value at the trade table.
My chad poem.....
My Name is Chad,
they call me "Mumbles",
but the way I play football,
they should call me "Fumbles".
My chad poem.....
My Name is Chad,
they call me "Mumbles",
but the way I play football,
they should call me "Fumbles".
:thumbsu:
goalpie
22 Jun 2006, 20:05
Another week for Chad fatty arse.
HotPies!
25 Jun 2006, 03:27
I don't think he was actually that bad tonight against the Swans. He wasn't anything special but compared to previous weeks he played well. He did his part for the team and apart from giving away a free kick which lead to a goal he didn't really make any mistakes... not that I saw anyway. I still think he's a dud, but tonight he was probably worthy of his spot on the list.
agree hot pies, i thought he was actually better than alright tonight. his deciscion making was as good as anyone in the back half, he made noe mistakes and one almost all of his one on ones. possibly the most effective game i have seen him play for collingwood. I too still think he is a dud but i am always happy to be proven wrong by collingwood players
dont mean to be picky.. but did everyone miss his shocking out on the full (how much does that phrase sound better than it is written??)
He was terrible
He couldn't hit a target from 15 meters away.
Slow beyond belief.
He really looked as if he didn't know what was going on around him.
agree hot pies, i thought he was actually better than alright tonight. his deciscion making was as good as anyone in the back half, he made noe mistakes and one almost all of his one on ones. possibly the most effective game i have seen him play for collingwood. I too still think he is a dud but i am always happy to be proven wrong by collingwood players
Wow , how bad was my post?? I really should read over them before I send. Won One , Noe no
oops
HotPies!
25 Jun 2006, 23:06
dont mean to be picky.. but did everyone miss his shocking out on the full (how much does that phrase sound better than it is written??)
Must have missed that, hence the reason I said "not that I saw anyway". There were times I was out of the room with my son, so I didn't catch every minute of the game.
Like I said, I still think he is a dud, and although he didn't play great against the Swans I believe he performed a hell of a lot better than previous weeks. He actually found the ball a bit and used it well most of the time.