Are We The Best Kicks In The Comp

[Dale222]

We've hit the post so many dam times it not funny 5 times agaisnt carlton in the third qrt

[Powerstufff]

And we can kick goals without touching the ball. :D

[Toots Hibbert]

Field Umpire to Goal Umpire:- "Did he kick it before it went over the line?"

Goal Umpire:- "I don't know, I blinked."

Field Umpire:- "What about the second time he swung at it then?"

Goal Umpire:- "I'm truly sorry, I blinked again."

Field Umpire:- "WTF are we paying you for!!"

Goal Umpire:- "I do a good job waving the flags. That's my best thing. :thumbsu: "

Boundary Umpire:- "Chad's out there looking really confident!"

Field Umpire:- "Pffft I wouldn't trust him as far as I could throw him!"

Boundary Umpire:- "Do something! This gabfest is embarrassing."

Field Umpire:- "All right. The league has screwed Port so often over the years! Goalie, listen carefully....stick two fingers out then wave two freaking flags. :mad: "

[Dale222]

lmfao
Why does it always happen to port with the umpiers arguring they did it in the carlton game aswell.