20 to 1 - Most Cringe worthy Aussie Celebrities

[CaptainDangerfield]

2-20, in no particular order:

"Berretts" – Sunrise – Supposedly heterosexual but i'm sure if Kochie asked nicely? Has there been a bigger backdoor kisser on Aussie TV?

Mel – Sunrise - Plastic fantastic. The falsest celebrity currently on Australian TV.

Kochie – Sunrise - FIGJAM incorporated.

The weather guy – Sunrise.

The weather guy – Today.

Dickie Wilkins – Proving yet again, the best Kiwis are the ones that stay at home.

Bert Newton – Amazed how quickly his star has fallen. Family Feud, not one of your better career moves Bert.

Ray Martin – Mr Saturation himself.

Ernie Dingo – So cringe worthy you have to look away.

Rove – His Nth Melbourne GF breakfast routine was his finest hour for all the wrong reasons.

Magda Subanski – Can she regain her credibility after falling while climbing for dollars.

Dave Hughes – Once you get bored with the funny voice and face a lot of what he says just isn’t witty.

Daryl Sommers – Career resurrected by over 60’s. The routine he does with his eyebrows just gets better and better.:rolleyes:

Chick from Today - Embarrassing.

Georgie Parker – Miss Logey herself. Annoyingly confident.

Tracey Grimshaw – She should have asked Mike Munro what the Today Tonight gig did for his career.

James Brayshaw – FIGJAM, mark 2.

Jana Pittman - Belongs in the "20 to 1 Most Cringe Worthy Aussie sports people" but her personality demands she also gets a guernsey over here.

Tamsyn Lewis - see above.


The Number 1 most Cringe Worthy celebrity would have to be Ryan Fitzgerald. Proving that you don't have to have talent, wit or intelligence to be a regular on Aussie TV.

[Embers]

Nice thread :)

20. Karl Stefanovic - The guys like Ice, and the Today show is the blowtorch trying to melt it, too bad you need more then a blowtorch to fully melt the ice around him
19. Darryl Somers - Senile old fool, couldnt make me laugh if he lit himself on fire and ****ed on himself to put it out
18. Grant Denyer - Lil Dweeb
17. Erika Heynatz - Is in a modelling show despite the fact she is butt ugly, annoying and talentless
16. Andrew O Keefe - The guy acts like he is on crack, wouldnt bewilder me if he was the way he carries on
15. Robert Walls - His commentating makes me cringe
14. Richard Wilkins - Very funny Wilkins moment I remember, he was intervieweing Jack Black for the film School of Rock, Dickie asked Jack what it was like to be in a pretend rock band and learning how to play guitar, Jack responded with "OK, looks like someone hasnt done there research", Wilko just sat their like a stunned mullet
13. Tracy Grimshaw - Looks like a alien
12. Peter Everitt - Did you know he was gay
11. Jana Pittman - Is she a celebrity, just annoying
10. Rove McManus - Had to include him somewhere
9. Gretel Killeen - Hoebag
8. Jessica Rowe - Ditsy blonde and ugly to boot
7. Toadfish - Just ****s me, I egged him once, a proud moment in my life I must say
6. Marcia Hines - Fencesitter, who loves her self but wont admit it
5. Beretts - Knob
4. Natalie Barr - This girl thinks VERY highly off herself, the pole up her butt must have a pole up its butt
3. Melissa Doyle - Bigger knob
2. David Koch - The guys face is so ugly and annoying, likes the sound of his own voice

1. Bec and Lleyton Hewitt - Enough said.

[lifelike_]

20. That bogan mum from Neighbours
19. HI-5
18. Kochie
17. Steve Jacobs
16. That fat chick in Neighbours
15. Jana Pittman
14. Richard Wilkins
13. Mel from Sunrise
12. Angela Bishop (dunno if she's a 'celebrity' or not, but she thinks she is)
11. Eddie McGuire
10. Ray Martin
9. That red-haired chick from The Great Outdoors
8. Catriona Rowntree
7. Georgie Parker
6. Andrew O'Keefe
5. Grant Denyer
4. Naomi Robson
3. The Hewitts
2. Gretel Kileen
1. Jessica Rowe

[Mentallo]

16. That fat chick in Neighbours


I have never ever watched Neighbours in my entire life but for some reason i find that really amusing.

I cannot be bothered doing 20 purely for the fact their would barely exsist 20 Aussie celebs, so i will just give my top 3.

3. Rove
2. Greteel (You were a dude once weren't you?)
1. Don't know his name but the guy who hosts BB up late. Just his head makes my blood boil.

[docker_azza]

Whos that other annoying ****wit that does the Big Borther voting ads?.

He at least would rank very high in my 20-1 countdown.

[JUBJUB]

1 Rove
2 Gretel
3 Eddie [lost 1st place since he "retired" from the TV screen]
4 Angela Bishop
5 Steve Irwin
6 Kochie and Mel
7 'Princess' Naomi
8 The Wogs Out of Work who are still milking it 20 years later
9 Andrew " I'm related to Johnny" O'Keefee
10 'Dancin' Daryl
11 The annoying bloke that does the BB eviction ads
12 Ben Dark
13 Jessica Rowe
14 Annalise Braeknseik [sp?]
15 John Michael Howson
16 Richard Wilkins
17 Bec and Lleyton
18 Anyone from Home & Away
19 Anyone from Neighbours
20 Totti Goldsmith [just what does she do ?]

[peternorth]

in no particular order:

rove - best way to deal with him is not to watch rove. not funny but somehow has fans out there?
gretel - words cant describe how i feel about this thing
koshie, mel, simon reeve and berets - in love with koshie. perhaps wants to "ride" koshies coat tails? simon reeve seems to be getting cockier
grant denyre - needs to stand on a milk crate. his "hosting" in that singing show illustrates the need to bar him from tv
the today show crew - especially karl. i find the show very biased towards sydney as well.
angela bishop - would love a real celeb to ask her who she is and what she does
georgie parker - i find her very arrogant. anyone remember when she won the gold logie (i think it was) a few years ago, she calmly folded her glasses and strode to the stage as if expecting to win
daryl somers - retire gracefully please
anyone who is on tv after being on big brother. on the positive side it keeps them off the dole
marcia hines - needs to get the fence pail outa her a@$. more concerned about being liked by the wannabes and trying to be american

[Unwritten_Law]

5 Steve Irwin


He would be #2 on my list behind damn edna everidge. Humiliating Australians on the world stage.

[JUBJUB]

He would be #2 on my list behind damn edna everidge. Humiliating Australians on the world stage.

Oh crap,I forgot Dame Edna :eek:

[vast]

Oh crap,I forgot Dame Edna :eek:

I think s/he or 'it' is on the aussies celebrities who should be shot thread.

I wont add my list coz all the nominations have been spot on so far, but I will give a special mention to Steve Jacobs.

[TheWackedYak]

Where's Scott Cam? Don't talk, just hammer you cretin.

Catherine Freeman? Don't talk, just run....away....fast.

Where do we all stand on Tony "left or right ball Ed" Jones? I used to think he was OK but the more exposure he gets, his blandness just becomes too overpowering.

The lists are pretty good, they seem to carry a who's who of those that should be barred from public exposure.

[Bombers_Forever]

1. Rove
2 Kochie
3 Mel
4 The weather guy from Sunrise
5 The weather guy from Today
6 Jessica Rowe
7 Naomi Robson
8 Andrew O'Keefee
9. The woman host from Big Brother
10 Anyone from Big Brother
11 Bec and Lleyton
12 Anyone from Home & Away
13 Anyone from Neighbours
14 Scott Cam
15 Jamie Durie
16 Mark Beretta
17 Anyone from Sunrise I have missed out on
18 Ray Martin
19 Georgie Parker
20 And that Will Anderson guy

[FIGJAM]

Kochie – Sunrise - FIGJAM incorporated.
Don't associate me with that SOB!! :mad:

[Lidge]

C'mon guys - plenty more cringeworthy 'celebs' out there. Have done my best to separate annoying from cringe.

Sports Media
Bill Brownless
Glenn Manton
Mario Fenech
Sam Newman
Rex Hunt
Darrell Eastlake

TV Presenters

Bert Newton
Kerrie Anne Kennerley
Angela Bishop
Kyle Sandilands
Tim Webster
Gretel Killeen
Toni Pearon
Daryl Somers
Jessica Rowe

Others

Russell Gilbert
Kate Ceberano
Mark Mitchell
Wogs out of work crew
Andrew Bolt

[vast]

I cant beleive I forgot to mention this one earlier. Liz Ellis, the freak. If I have to hear one more time how she wants to bone every known aussie male athlete, I might just to make like terry wallace and throw up. Has anyone told she her she is not attractive. Someone should put that thing down immediately.

P.S Looking at the list,is there anyone that deserves to be on TV?I think we have just about ruled out everyone, except for Larry Emdur and Peter Helliar.

[peternorth]

I cant beleive I forgot to mention this one earlier. Liz Ellis, the freak. If I have to hear one more time how she wants to bone every known aussie male athlete, I might just to make like terry wallace and throw up. Has anyone told she her she is not attractive. Someone should put that thing down immediately.


She wants to bone someone? i feel sorry for anyone she has fantasies of. i feel sick.

[NICK THE PIE MAN]

1. Gretel Kileen

Daylight...

[runmachine]

1-Gretel Kileen
2-Mike Goldman
3-Ryan Fitzgerald
4-Darly Somers
5-Peter Burner
6-Andrew Okeefe
7-Gretel Kileen... Really really hate that mole
8-Jana Pitman
9-Scott Cam
10-Naomi Robson
11-Ernie Dingo
12-Bert Newton
13-Ray Martin
14-Dwayne Russell
15-Sam Lane
16-Sandy Roberts
17-Rove
18-Jamie Durie
19-Kate Lambrook
20-Ch 10s weatherman....idiot!!

[JUBJUB]

20-Ch 10s weatherman....idiot!!

Mike Larkan in Victoria or Tim Bailey in NSW [if he still does it] ?
That Tim Bailey is dipstick.Thank god we don't get that idiot on our screens anymore in Victoria.

[peternorth]

Mike Larkan in Victoria or Tim Bailey in NSW [if he still does it] ?
That Tim Bailey is dipstick.Thank god we don't get that idiot on our screens anymore in Victoria.

his qualifications are what exactly?

[vast]

Tracy bartram

The stupid woman that is the only person who laughs at her jokes on the glasshouse, used to be rove's sidekick.

And Judith Lucy the beast, her jokes about the female anatomy have scarred me for life.

[Magnum]

That old hag on the APIA ads.

[runmachine]

Mike Larkan in Victoria or Tim Bailey in NSW [if he still does it] ?
That Tim Bailey is dipstick.Thank god we don't get that idiot on our screens anymore in Victoria.
Mike Larkan,that's the one.Enough with the comedy act ,just tell us the weather ********!!:rolleyes:

[peternorth]

That old hag on the APIA ads.

you must love the ads where she and her other oldies are sitting around a panel discussing old pensioners stuff :D

i always shudder when i see ads or music/video clips where cameramen are featured.

[JUBJUB]

Mike Larkan,that's the one.Enough with the comedy act ,just tell us the weather ********!!:rolleyes:

Did you see him doing last nights weather ?
I think he was in Lygon St [busy road at 6pm] and he had a kid [about 12 yo] doing kicking and kneeing with a soccer ball.He had the kid doing it about 1 or 2 feet away from the road.It looked like he was doing it in front of a parked car,so that's how close to the road he was. :eek:

Nice safety message for kids. :rolleyes:

[vast]

Mal walden what a dipstick. Is it just me or do him and quartermain despise each other?

[lifelike_]

Mal walden what a dipstick. Is it just me or do him and quartermain despise each other?

The babbling between the two of them after the sport is painful.

[spell_check]

Andrew O'Keefe
Dave Hughes
Tony Jones (If you can call him a celebrity)

Various others, but these standout.

[Kooley]

1. mike goldman
2. gretal killeen
3. rove
4. gary lyon
5. tony jones
6. johanna griggs
7. kochie
8. neigbours cast
9. home and away cast
10. the poof judge from dancing with the stars
11. the two hosts from australian idol
12. shane crawford
13. peter everitt
14. nick riewoldt
15. trevour mamarlaide
16. kate fisher
17. lisa McCune
18. axel whitehead
19. anthony callea
20. grant denyer

[chooker]

How James Brayshaw can be on this list is beyond me. The guy is a gold.

Tony Jones, Peter Everitt (ready, steady, cook - what a queer), Andrew O'Keefe, Will Anderson, Kate Langbrook, Judith Lucy, Toni Pearen, Daryl Summers, Richard Wilkins, Jessica Rowe, Angela Bishop, Gretel are all off the top of the head.

[runmachine]

[QUOTE=Kooley]1. mike goldman

6. johanna griggs
Nice one,can i add that to my list?

[runmachine]

[QUOTE=runmachine][QUOTE=Kooley]

And anyone from neighbours and home and away

[Hoggy]

Mario Fenech

Surely that's a gee up? :D

[Mr Eagle]

Easily categorised format...

- all morning show hosts
- all current affairs hosts
- all Channel Ten 'personalities'
- anyone who has ever performed in a show involving the word "wog"

[kristin5]

Dunno if some of these can be classed as 'celebrities' but anyway...

20. Garry Lyon
19. Matthew Campbell
18. Mike Sheehan
17. Andrew Maher
16. Robert Walls
15. Malcolm Blight
14. Dermott Brereton
13. Peter Berner
12. Mike Larkan
11. Lleyton, Bec and Mia Hewitt (enough, already!)
10. Jana Pittman
9. James Mathieson (is that the name of the host from Oz Idol?)
8. Tracy Bartram
7. Caroline Wilson
6. Andrew O'Keefe
5. Georgie Parker
4. Catriona Rowntree
3. Gretel Killeen
2. Daryl Somers
1. Mike Goldman

[Squizza]

I'm guessing you all love the dogs.

[Crosby87]

No particular order (cause I can't be bothered):

Naomi Robson
Gretel Killeen
Shelly Craft (?) - whatever, that bitch from the Great Outdoors who laughs constantly...
Jessica Rowe
Andrew O'Keefe
Bec & Lleyton
The Idiot Idol hosts
Kyle Sandilands
Les Murray
Peter Everett - of Ready Steady Cook
Kate Cebrano
Craig Hutchinson
Tony "chompers" Jones
Johanna Griggs
Anyone hosting a reality TV show
Anyone ON a reality TV show

Not really 20, but meh...

[goDees22]

1. Don't know his name but the guy who hosts BB up late. Just his head makes my blood boil.
i cannot stand that f***wit. He is a waste of oxygen for everyone else. He just sits there trying to be funny and he absolutely wins this argument quite easily hands down blah blah.

WINNER!!

[TheColeTrain]

Delta Goodrem anybody. How has she not been mentioned yet?

[JUBJUB]

Delta Goodrem anybody. How has she not been mentioned yet?

Probably because her career has gone down the dunny and she's now a contendor for Where Are They Now ?.

She'll be on the same episode as Peter Andre,Nikki Webster and Casey Donovan. ;)

[Hoops]

That old hag on the APIA ads.
This one?
http://www.apia.com.au/images/beyond50_large_1.jpg
never has one individual put me off TV more than her:thumbsd:

[F-U]

This one?
http://www.apia.com.au/images/beyond50_large_1.jpg
never has one individual put me off TV more than her:thumbsd:

She looks like Miss Universe compared to Kate Langebrook, who has clearly been robbed by Mike Goldman for the number one spot

[Falchoon]

20 Totti Goldsmith [just what does she do ?]

Australias 1980's version of Paris Hilton?

Singing, dancing and acting but really just using Daddies wealth and status to roll up to red carpet gigs.

Is Lillian Frank a celeb btw?


you can almost add Anne Peacock to the same category.