View Full Version : Does Christy Malthouse cut up the oranges for half-time?
Jumpin' Jimmy
2 Jul 2006, 14:02
How good a rort is she on?
Fancy clothes, a fortune on pollyfilla and hair products, airfares and accommodation in return for a couple of pathetic, dumb interviews.
Surely she does more behind the scenes to justify her existence.
Probably not, but it's all up to her daddy.
What are her qualifications?
Crosby87
2 Jul 2006, 15:55
I'd cut her oranges.
That doesn't even make sense, but you get the point.
RoosterLad
2 Jul 2006, 17:24
I'd cut her oranges.
That doesn't even make sense, but you get the point.
Haha well said.
Surely she does more behind the scenes to justify her existence.
Pretty sure Regurgitator had a song titled about what she does to get where she is
MrSquashed
3 Jul 2006, 02:49
I'd cut her oranges.
That doesn't even make sense, but you get the point.
Id cut her oranges too, for well longer than the half time break, id just make sure the bucket i use for the peels goes over her ugly head
bag biotch
I'd like to find out how ripe Christy's oranges are :thumbsu:
MrSquashed
3 Jul 2006, 03:08
I'd like to find out how ripe Christy's oranges are :thumbsu:
probably swinging around her ankles:thumbsd:
probably swinging around her ankles:thumbsd:
No doubt your Mrs is better, oh that's right. You don't have one that's why you aren't in bed now, causing yourself to go bald from all the u turns you perform
MrSquashed
3 Jul 2006, 03:30
No doubt your Mrs is better, oh that's right. You don't have one that's why you aren't in bed now, causing yourself to go bald from all the u turns you perform
bahaha
clever :thumbsu:
shes not bad, just dump a brown bag over her head, and ur right to go :thumbsu: :thumbsu:
hyperswivel
3 Jul 2006, 10:45
Great thread here.
That's what I come on big footy for... sexist diatribe from troglodites such as yourselves.
Glad to see a woman doing ANYTHING substantial in the field of sports commentary. I'm sure that given the opportunity she'd do a damn sight better than Lyons or the overacting and uninformed Brayshaw in the commentary box, but the tribal man-world mentality of network television will never allow such a thing.
:thumbsu: For Ms Malthouse.
hyperswivel
3 Jul 2006, 11:41
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The choice is easy... Christie everytime. Mostly because she speaks well and players take her seriously. Sam Lane sounds like some Broady mole and Tiffany Cherry just shoves her cleavage in front of players and wonders why they can't concentrate on her questions!
Christie is all class!
i'd rather look at christie than andrew maher. now he makes me sick.
Bombers 2003
3 Jul 2006, 12:26
Sam Lane sounds like some Broady mole and Tiffany Cherry just shoves her cleavage in front of players and wonders why they can't concentrate on her questions
At least those two have cleavage.
The three of them look okay to me. Bet you guys are all male models. Right????:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Bombers 2003
3 Jul 2006, 12:34
The three of them look okay to me. Bet you guys are all male models. Right????:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
No,personally i look like Mr Potato Head.
peternorth
3 Jul 2006, 13:32
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i know someone who is the asian equivalent of her (looks wise). HOT! :thumbsu:
crackers57
3 Jul 2006, 13:45
Probably not, but it's all up to her daddy.
What are her qualifications?
*cough* Sam Lane *cough*
Bombers 2003
3 Jul 2006, 17:22
*cough* Sam Lane *cough*
*cough* are you implying something here old son?*cough*
There is a difference between earning the right to appear on TV football shows and appearing because daddy is a coach.
crackers57
4 Jul 2006, 09:24
*cough* are you implying something here old son?*cough*
There is a difference between earning the right to appear on TV football shows and appearing because daddy is a coach.
Or your daddy is a football commentator which I would think would give you a far greater leg up than being a coach.
hyperswivel
4 Jul 2006, 10:32
Does it matter? Women in sport is a good thing! The more the merrier! Equal pay for equal work and all that!
Bombers 2003
4 Jul 2006, 13:13
Or your daddy is a football commentator which I would think would give you a far greater leg up than being a coach.
Hang on.
Sam Lane has earnt her right to appear on "Before The Game" by doing the hard yards on ABC/Commercial Football media,including articles on the AFL website.
crackers57
4 Jul 2006, 13:48
Yeah Hard yards.
And what * cough* work *cough* has christi done? Beside a few "jobs" on WA media before heading east?
FFS! Who really gives a flying f***?
Bombers 2003
4 Jul 2006, 13:55
FFS! Who really gives a flying f***?You started this crap,not i.
but then you just got pawned.
Since when did Mick Malthouse run Channel 10?????
Give me Tiffany Cherry anytime.:thumbsu:
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