Frodo
25 Jan 2002, 11:54
Apologies to those offended but some of these are quite good
>Top Ten Rejected Valentines Day Cards
>
>10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk,
> but the thing I like best,
> is getting you drunk.
>
>9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
> Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
>
>8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store
> In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.
>
>7. This feels so good, it feels so right
> I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
>
>6. You're a woman of style,
> you're a woman of class
> Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
>
>5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
> But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!
>
>4. Through all the things that came to pass
> Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.
>
>3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie
> I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".
>
>2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
> So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
>
>1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister
> You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
>Top Ten Rejected Valentines Day Cards
>
>10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk,
> but the thing I like best,
> is getting you drunk.
>
>9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
> Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
>
>8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store
> In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.
>
>7. This feels so good, it feels so right
> I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
>
>6. You're a woman of style,
> you're a woman of class
> Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
>
>5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
> But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!
>
>4. Through all the things that came to pass
> Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.
>
>3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie
> I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".
>
>2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
> So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
>
>1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister
> You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!