M29
25 Jan 2002, 18:54
I pulled this girl one night just by saying Hello, she asked me if I wanted to go to her place and Roll It Over. I said I can't because I'm Married With Children but why don't we go outside for a bit of Fu*ken In the Bushes? I had a Masterplan to go Supersonic on her but I had a little problem downstairs and couldn't get it to go Up In the Sky. She said what's that?, that would Cast No Shadow don't worry though, I'll sort it out with My Big Mouth! Great I said Bring It on Down, fu*k me I thought, It's Getting Better Man! Next thing I know she's whipping her jeans off and I find out the she is a he! Talk about a fu*king Headshrinker! I ran off as quick as I could because I had a bit of Gas Panic, she shouted Where did it all go Wrong? I said look, I can See A Liar but Don't Look Back In Anger, Lets All Make Beleive that none of this happened. Some Might Say that I knew she was a he but I Hope, I Think, I Know that I didn't!
Hope you all get it.
Hope you all get it.