Which footballers wife would you most like to shag? [Archive]

littleduck

21 Jul 2006, 15:26

I'd like to see Josh Thurgoods sheilaYou know that pics would elevate this thread to a new level...

Lonie_from_50

21 Jul 2006, 15:27

Well, instead of the title wife, change it to sheila and Sarita is no.1 in a heartbeat.

Stenglein's a Champ!

21 Jul 2006, 15:36

I know she's not his wife but Rebecca Twigley, Chris Judd's bird is fine as. I think we all remember the 2004 Brownlow. Oh how I wish I was that hollywood tape.

ROB48

21 Jul 2006, 15:40

Stephen King's Bird Daniella, Sarita's friend.

DG-Man

21 Jul 2006, 15:57

Matthew Richardsons girlfried is babeilicious! She's a babe-aholic and she needs help!

McBain

21 Jul 2006, 16:04

Different code, but nothing would top French Internatioanl David Trezueget's wife, nothing !!!.

(except maybe Tiger Wood's bitach or Louis Figo's)

DaSawx

21 Jul 2006, 16:08

Footballers get stunners by virtue of being footballers, so there must be a few around.

You're not wrong, even Peverill has a hottie

keano

21 Jul 2006, 16:10

Well, instead of the title wife, change it to sheila and Sarita is no.1 in a heartbeat.

sarita is a skanky hoe, no thanks..........

DaSawx

21 Jul 2006, 16:11

sarita is a skanky hoe, no thanks..........

second that, I think the Bombers' win total is higher than her IQ

doppleganger

21 Jul 2006, 16:32

Stephen King's Bird Daniella, Sarita's friend.
winner, daniella just shades sarita

who cares bout smarts.........just after a shag not a bloody conversation!

peternorth

21 Jul 2006, 16:36

trish broadbridge aint bad

kelly stevens

HBF

21 Jul 2006, 17:08

Alex Fevola is very noice, and so is Trent Croads missus. :thumbsu:

Ari

21 Jul 2006, 17:10

Sarita....
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/03/31/holland_narrowweb__300x417,0.jpg

LifeSpan-Void

21 Jul 2006, 17:25

I've always enjoyed looking at James Hird's wife over the years.

keano

21 Jul 2006, 17:45

Sarita....
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/03/31/holland_narrowweb__300x417,0.jpg

combined IQ...........????

celtic_pride

21 Jul 2006, 17:50

I've always enjoyed looking at James Hird's wife over the years.

EWWWEEE
Tanya Hird looks like James sister ...

philhawk

21 Jul 2006, 17:55

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/9743/brownlownarrowweb200x288bc3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/151/01658505042000wk3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Jeffrey

21 Jul 2006, 19:15

Matthew Lloyd's wife, not cause she is good looking, just that I would ruin her for Matthew for the rest of his life.

Kid rock

21 Jul 2006, 19:35

SARITA wins hands down

peternorth

21 Jul 2006, 19:44

Alex Fevola is very noice, and so is Trent Croads missus. :thumbsu:

who's just popped out a baby named lenny!

good 4 seconds work fev! :thumbsu:

JuddyisGod

21 Jul 2006, 23:14

Sarita kills them all.

But Trent Croad's missus isn't too bad on the eye either.

Oh Furious One

21 Jul 2006, 23:19

MILF Hunter would give Carro a crack.

rumblah

22 Jul 2006, 00:20

I know she's not his wife but Rebecca Twigley, Chris Judd's bird is fine as. I think we all remember the 2004 Brownlow. Oh how I wish I was that hollywood tape.
nothing further needs to be said.

Bombers 2003

22 Jul 2006, 15:08

EWWWEEE
Tanya Hird looks like James sister ...
Kouta and Ange
Two blokes making out
EWWWWWWEEEEEEEEE

finbarr

22 Jul 2006, 18:29

MILF Hunter would give Carro a crack.

I'd give Caro a crack. :thumbsu: :o

TGR

22 Jul 2006, 18:35

I'd give Caro a crack. :thumbsu: :o

Seek help now !:eek:

finbarr

22 Jul 2006, 18:42

Seek help now !:eek:

Any port in a storm my friend. Any port in a storm.

steviewonder36

22 Jul 2006, 19:11

second that, I think the Bombers' win total is higher than her IQ

You guys are talking about the best looking shag, what does brains have to do with it.

Gee I dont go looking for brains when it comes to a one-night stand I can tell you.

davo dog

22 Jul 2006, 23:07

MILF Hunter would give Carro a crack.
gold!

OB1

23 Jul 2006, 13:18

I met Courtney John's girlfriend yesterday:eek:

No wonder he's got hip problems!

DaSawx

23 Jul 2006, 14:43

MILF Hunter would give Carro a crack.

Surely he has some standards

red+black

23 Jul 2006, 17:52

Gotta keep it in house. Lloyd's and Hird's missus' :thumbsu:

Plogs

23 Jul 2006, 18:13

Any missus of any footballer on any AFL list.

Barry Zuckercorn QC

24 Jul 2006, 13:33

The Roccas have done alright for themselves :thumbsu:

Barry Zuckercorn QC

24 Jul 2006, 13:36

Matthew Lloyd's wife, not cause she is good looking, just that I would ruin her for Matthew for the rest of his life.

I'd just want her to sing to me...

starkravenmad2

24 Jul 2006, 15:23

You guys are talking about the best looking shag, what does brains have to do with it.

Gee I dont go looking for brains when it comes to a one-night stand I can tell you.
tHEN AGAIN YOUR BLIND....:cool:

FuManchu

24 Jul 2006, 15:26

You want get a look at Scotty Cummings missus, she lays them all dead in the aisles

bonzo78

24 Jul 2006, 15:38

You want get a look at Scotty Cummings missus, she lays them all dead in the aisles
I agree, Scotty Cummings wife is hot, but hands down, Drew Banfield's wife has them all covered........by a mile.

Shows you can be low key and they will still find you..........unbelievable.

Runandhyde

24 Jul 2006, 18:37

sarita is a skanky hoe, no thanks..........

GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Bell Ringer

24 Jul 2006, 18:44

Alex Fevola is very noice, and so is Trent Croads missus. :thumbsu:
Am yet to see her and Adam McPhee in the same room. Could very well be a case of mild-mannered house-wife by day, adrenaline-pumped half-back by night...

andypie

24 Jul 2006, 18:57

Footballers get stunners by virtue of being footballers, so there must be a few around.
all of them.
all of them.

Mickey

24 Jul 2006, 20:15

You know that pics would elevate this thread to a new level...still can't pull a root hey LD, very very sad.

Ari

24 Jul 2006, 20:22

I met Courtney John's girlfriend yesterday:eek:

No wonder he's got hip problems!

Hahah yeah she's pretty hot indeed!! I saw her too.

Chuppa Chupp

25 Jul 2006, 12:55

http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/55719756.jpg?v=1&c=MS_GINS&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193CC300C081D9F4700207A7972B5C92E210752DFB793 650498

Drew Banfield's wife

Bellablaise

25 Jul 2006, 17:22

Not his wife, but I would turn for her easy.

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b93/Bellblaise/57549879-1.jpg

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b93/Bellblaise/57328450.jpg

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b93/Bellblaise/57204041.jpg

peternorth

25 Jul 2006, 17:26

Not his wife, but I would turn for her easy.

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b93/Bellblaise/57549879-1.jpg

is it because of her singing? :D

Bellablaise

25 Jul 2006, 17:29

is it because of her singing? :D

*clarifies* Would turn for her provided she did not so much as speak.

The Great Gabsby

25 Jul 2006, 18:55

Not his wife, but I would turn for her easy.

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b93/Bellblaise/57549879-1.jpg

= 9 iron....good from 100 yards....

Keithy George

25 Jul 2006, 20:06

Stanton

25 Jul 2006, 23:09

What about a thread which AFL player has a wife/girlfriend who you least like to shag? Surely there must be some players who have gfs/wives whove been beaten with the ugly stick? Surely Josh Thurgood wouldnt have a hot missus?

Bring-Back-Powell

26 Jul 2006, 10:39

peternorth

26 Jul 2006, 10:52

Neutral_observer

26 Jul 2006, 11:39

bushie

26 Jul 2006, 11:46

jesus, she is VERY ordinary

This would be the one and only time I would agree with you knobhead....

But why do I get the feeling you were typing that one handed while looking at her photos..

Neutral_observer

26 Jul 2006, 11:50

This would be the one and only time I would agree with you knobhead....

But why do I get the feeling you were typing that one handed while looking at her photos..

Umm

I have slept with girls a million times better than her (including Anika Brakinseik whom I bedded in 2003)

But dont worry, at least I leave all the ugly ones for you

bushie

26 Jul 2006, 12:04

Umm

I have slept with girls a million times better than her (including Anika Brakinseik whom I bedded in 2003)

But dont worry, at least I leave all the ugly ones for you

LMFAO

Geez I fell off the chair laughing at that...

That is the first time ever that you have shown some true comic ability.

You shagged Anika Crackbackandsack????

LMFAO......
LMFAO

OOps fell off the chair again

LMFAO
LMFAO

Neutral_observer

26 Jul 2006, 12:15

LMFAO

Geez I fell off the chair laughing at that...

That is the first time ever that you have shown some true comic ability.

You shagged Anika Crackbackandsack????

LMFAO......
LMFAO

OOps fell off the chair again

LMFAO
LMFAO

Sure have

bushie

26 Jul 2006, 12:18

Sure have

Stop it Neut, LMFAO, you're killing me.

My guts is hurting..

Neut. buddy. mate.......being number 49 in a train of 50 just doesn't count.

Bell Ringer

26 Jul 2006, 12:26

Sure have
What a clown. At least get her name right before you make up crap like this - unless you're referring to some girl by this name who no one's heard of - then who cares??

Neutral_observer

26 Jul 2006, 12:39

What a clown. At least get her name right before you make up crap like this - unless you're referring to some girl by this name who no one's heard of - then who cares??

I am talking about ANNALISE Brakenseik

Stufed her name before, who cares

I screwed her a few times, didnt even give her my number

mcgarnacle

26 Jul 2006, 12:46

women who date guys because they are AFL footballers are candidates for a **** slap imo.

thepower

26 Jul 2006, 12:53

I am talking about ANNALISE Brakenseik

Stufed her name before, who cares

I screwed her a few times, didnt even give her my number

so lets get this straight. youre a neutral observer but barrack for melbourne. you've played for melbourne. you've slept with annalise Brakenseik. right.
:rolleyes:

Ari

26 Jul 2006, 12:54

women who date guys because they are AFL footballers are candidates for a **** slap imo.

Well that relates to probably 98.9% of women currently dating AFL footballers.

Neutral_observer

26 Jul 2006, 12:59

so lets get this straight. youre a neutral observer but barrack for melbourne. you've played for melbourne. you've slept with annalise Brakenseik. right.
:rolleyes:

I dont barrack for melbourne

I have a soft spot for them thanks to a handful of games I played with them in the late 90's, early 00's

And yes, me and Annalise have done the dirty

peternorth

26 Jul 2006, 13:00

I dont barrack for melbourne

I have a soft spot for them thanks to a handful of games I played with them in the late 90's, early 00's

And yes, me and Annalise have done the dirty

well at least u unashamably refer to melbourne as "we" in some threads.

soft spot for any other teams? perhaps a team that you barracked for before playing for the ds?

Bell Ringer

26 Jul 2006, 13:27

I dont barrack for melbourne

I have a soft spot for them thanks to a handful of games I played with them in the late 90's, early 00's

And yes, me and Annalise have done the dirty
Let me guess - you're also blood-related to the Queen of England. Keep up the $@!t-talking 'Prince'...

Neutral_observer

26 Jul 2006, 13:39

Let me guess - you're also blood-related to the Queen of England. Keep up the $@!t-talking 'Prince'...

Umm no Im not actually

try and be realistic, ********

Buddhy

26 Jul 2006, 13:42

Hahahahaha

dont bowl there

26 Jul 2006, 13:43

If i did the dirty with one of the hottest girls in Australia there would be no chance i would forget her name. Leads me to believe that you are telling little fibs. Considering you mentioned it on here means that you would have mentioned it about 1000 times in real life (if it happened) and would therefore know her name. You suck by the way.

Murray

26 Jul 2006, 13:44

Umm

I have slept with girls a million times better than her (including Anika Brakinseik whom I bedded in 2003)

But dont worry, at least I leave all the ugly ones for you
I'll bet you are a pimpley faced unemployed 16 year old virgin

crackers57

26 Jul 2006, 13:48

I'll bet you are a pimpley faced unemployed 16 year old virgin

But the dreams were so realistic, Muz..........and then there's stains on his sheets.

Murray

26 Jul 2006, 13:51

But the dreams were so realistic, Muz..........and then there's stains on his sheets.
He woke up all wet :D

crackers57

26 Jul 2006, 13:59

He woke up all wet :D

Then he had to go through the embarassment of sneaking his sheets past his mum to the laundry.

Hey Neut, didn't your mum want to know why you were doing the washing?

Corpuscles

26 Jul 2006, 14:12

Umm no Im not actually

try and be realistic, ********

Dear Neuted Obssessor , what is this try? to be realistic...keep trying and you might one day do a realistic impression of rJ

Umm... what position ? full back???? LMAO:D

Higgs Boson

26 Jul 2006, 14:13

"Anika Brakinseik"!

To quote the great Rodney Rude, I'm laughing so much it's ****en starting to hurt!

peppy la pew

26 Jul 2006, 14:17

Oh Neut, thank you so much. You have made my day right there. I mean, mate you legend, you have officially taken the art of spanking to a whole new level.
Neut tell me is it a reccuring dream, are there flowers and fields or maybe a dirty trashy night club kind of thing ?
Hey Neut, do you mind if I tell people I know you ? Your'e the man Neut, go stud!

JUBJUB

26 Jul 2006, 14:24

I dont barrack for melbourne

I have a soft spot for them thanks to a handful of games I played with them in the late 90's, early 00's

And yes, me and Annalise have done the dirty

Yze_Tragic must live in the same fantasy world as Suzi "I'm related to 40 AFL players" Olsen.

Does doing this http://deephousepage.com/smilies/jerkit5.gif over a picture of Annalise count as "doing the dirty" ?

Bell Ringer

26 Jul 2006, 14:29

Umm no Im not actually

try and be realistic, ********
If you did indeed play for the D's a few years back you would have realised that this was a reference to your "former team-mate" Scott Chisholm. For future reference when people talk about "Diamond Joe" they're talking about Joseph Gutnick - your "former president" - and the D's is short for "Demons", "The Reverend" is none other than Neale Daniher and the club song is "It's a Grand Old Flag". But I'm sure you know all this considering your stellar career in the Red & the Blue. (they're the colours of the Melbourne jumper)

The Dice Man

26 Jul 2006, 14:29

I'll bet you are a pimpley faced unemployed 16 year old virgin

I thought it was rickJames.

Carry on.

dees 4 life

26 Jul 2006, 14:35

I thought it was rickJames.

Carry on.

Rick James has also sleept with her.

And him!

peppy la pew

26 Jul 2006, 14:37

I thought it was rickJames.

Carry on.

Can you tell the difference ?

Hawkk

28 Jul 2006, 16:10

I dont barrack for melbourne

I have a soft spot for them thanks to a handful of games I played with them in the late 90's, early 00's

And yes, me and Annalise have done the dirty
Brent Girgic?

Jean Claude Vas Deferens

28 Jul 2006, 22:33

Ben Beams? Chris Lamb? Steven Pitt? Rod Walloper? C'mon Neutral.... out yourself buddy. And by the way, JubJub... where did you happen upon that little flogging smiley? He is a beauty! :thumbsu:

dmc333

28 Jul 2006, 22:54

I have a favourite passtime when the Brownlow is on, looking at a footballer's girlfriend and trying to decide if she'd still be with him if you replaced the word "Brownlow" with "Oven's and Murray B&F."

I don't think there would be the same level of talent, just quietly.

JUBJUB

28 Jul 2006, 23:33

And by the way, JubJub... where did you happen upon that little flogging smiley? He is a beauty! :thumbsu:

Here (http://deephousepage.com/smilies/)

Enjoy :D