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windyhill
11 Aug 2006, 11:03
Hahah, should be good for a laugh , particularly the "celebrity" bit. We have celebs out here ? Apparently "celebrity witch" Fiona Horne plays like an utter ****. I won`t be able to help myself I`ll be watching.

Bartram_Class
12 Aug 2006, 10:35
Of all the "celebrities" in it, I only knew Elton Flatley.

Who the hell are the rest, and why are they "celebrities"?

Spiritof82
12 Aug 2006, 19:16
When did Australian TV and celebrity go together, they will probably be as well known celebrities as those who get to perform at the before game and half time shows at the grand final, only the TV networks will know who they are or really care.:cool:

Rory
12 Aug 2006, 19:28
The celebritys are:

Amber Petty- Bridesmaid of Mary Princess of Denmark
Fiona Horne- Singer
Kym Johnson- Dancing with the stars teacher
Imogen Bailey- Model and former celebrity BB contestant
Nicolle Dickson- Home and Away actor
Justin Melvey- Home and Away, Days of Our Lives and Bachelor of the year
David Oldfield- Former One Nation politican
Elton Flatley- Rugby
Guy Leech- Ironman
Wayne Gardner- Motorbikes
Gabrielle Richens- Appeared on Dancing with the stars

....how pathetic

ManWithNoName
12 Aug 2006, 19:30
I've heard of Imogen Bailey...

So Gabrielle Richens is a celebrity because she appeared on Dancing with the Stars? :confused:

Squizza
12 Aug 2006, 19:51
I've heard of Imogen Bailey...

So Gabrielle Richens is a celebrity because she appeared on Dancing with the Stars? :confused:
She's a model as well.

windyhill
13 Aug 2006, 18:12
Amber Petty , in a barrel full of scrapings that is really scraping the barrel.

The Old Dark Navy's
13 Aug 2006, 18:15
Fiona Horne, Guy Leech and Wayne Gardner have some cred ... with me at least.

Crosby87
13 Aug 2006, 20:01
Maybe it's me, but I don't know half the names listed in this thread.

scottywiper
14 Aug 2006, 00:20
Fiona Horne all the way.
Def-FX rocked!

FrangaRoo
14 Aug 2006, 06:57
This isnt C or even D grade celebs...this is a new low...this is N Grade celebs.

peternorth
14 Aug 2006, 09:59
This isnt C or even D grade celebs...this is a new low...this is N Grade celebs.

May I present the letter

http://pbskids.org/sesame/images/cookie_tunein_z.gif

Warwick
14 Aug 2006, 10:22
Amber Petty- who?
Fiona Horne- who?
Kym Johnson- who?
Imogen Bailey- pretty hot.
Nicolle Dickson- who?
Justin Melvey- who?
David Oldfield- recognise the name.
Elton Flatley- good player but had to retire due to numerous concussions. Probably the only reason he decided to appear on this.
Guy Leech- I know him.
Wayne Gardner- I know himl.
Gabrielle Richens- hot.

I can't believe someone called these B-grade celebrities. B-grade celebrities are actually known. Amber Petty...

Cassius_Clay
14 Aug 2006, 10:27
To be a celebrity you have to be known. So most of them arent even D Grade Celebs.

Bartram_Class
14 Aug 2006, 13:55
I like Elton Flatley, some real pressure kicks in that World Cup Final to keep us in it.

AngelEyes
17 Aug 2006, 17:52
I'm looking forward to this. I dont care if they are grade Z celebrities, as long as they get challenged to the motherload!!!

I'm hoping it is better than the Channel 9 Australian Survivor Series. That sucked big time :thumbsd:

vast
17 Aug 2006, 18:45
They call her the pleasure machine.

http://www.coolestmag.com/celeb/Gabrielle_Richens/big/Gabrielle_Richens5.jpg

The Old Dark Navy's
17 Aug 2006, 19:12
[QUOTE=Warwick]

Amber Petty- who? Agree. This one is pathetic
Fiona Horne- who? Former lead singer of Def FX. Innovative Aussie band. Serious cred back then IMO
Kym Johnson- who? Exactly
Imogen Bailey- pretty hot. Her only claim to fame
Nicolle Dickson- who? Played Bobbie on Home and Away in its early years. Pretty popular, got killed off. She was no oil painting then, curious to see what age has done to him/her
Justin Melvey- who? Who indeed
David Oldfield- recognise the name. Escaped One Nation before they all got put in jail
Elton Flatley- good player but had to retire due to numerous concussions. Probably the only reason he decided to appear on this.
Guy Leech- I know him.
Wayne Gardner- I know himl.
Gabrielle Richens- hot.

I can't believe someone called these B-grade celebrities. B-grade celebrities are actually known. Amber Petty...a

Crosby87
17 Aug 2006, 20:51
She can pleasure my machine.

dmc333
17 Aug 2006, 20:59
Top three reasons for not even looking at this show.

Australian - Strike 1

'Celebrity':rolleyes: - Strike 2

Dicko - Strike 3

Oops, forgot the reality tv section...

Squizza
17 Aug 2006, 21:07
Imogen Bailey was a lot hotter the last time I saw her :(

dmc333
17 Aug 2006, 21:10
Just flicked it over.

Did they actually spend more than 99cents on the budget?

Johnny Fairplay is a bigger celeb than these turds and that's saying something.

Calcium Man
17 Aug 2006, 21:10
But it does have gabrielle richies crawling thru the mud. :thumbsu:

But otherwise i agree.

Cassius_Clay
17 Aug 2006, 21:12
Gabrielle Richens

OMFG

So ****ing hot.

Only reason I'd keep channel 7 on

****s all over the others.

HOT HOT HOT!

dmc333
17 Aug 2006, 21:12
Oh and they couldn't get two equal numbers on each tribe? :D
The Y listers wouldn't sink that low?

starz
17 Aug 2006, 21:14
They've actually got a good mix of celebs in there.
I must admit i've never really watched survivor but from what i've seen the Aussie one looks to have the U.S one covered already.

raikkonen
17 Aug 2006, 21:28
3 reasons to watch it:

1. Imogen Bailey
2. Gabrielle Richens
3. Kim Johnson (is that her name???)

Always have been a survivor fan, so will give it a shot. Poor attempt at well-known celebrities though.

Crosby87
17 Aug 2006, 21:30
Gabrielle Richens should always be number one that list.

Lordy. But I'm not going to watch a TV show for that.

Rory
17 Aug 2006, 21:32
Seing as I know none of these "celebrtities" I can watch this as if it were just the normal Survivor.

peternorth
17 Aug 2006, 21:33
im not a fan of survivor full stop, but watched 10 mins of this. did the US version allow for raincoats?

to me it looks poor. maybe its cause we know its an aussie product? how does this compare to the US version?

Browney2006
17 Aug 2006, 21:39
im not a fan of survivor full stop, but watched 10 mins of this. did the US version allow for raincoats?

to me it looks poor. maybe its cause we know its an aussie product? how does this compare to the US version?
Us version owns it, but a lot of that is because everyone is used to it and the format/host etc. The US version doesnt allow for raincoats either. But genarelly the US version will always be better, This season will turn out ****, but it looks like it will fair better than The season of Australia survivor a few years back. Plus its Australian which ultimately makes it **** TV.

dmc333
17 Aug 2006, 21:40
im not a fan of survivor full stop, but watched 10 mins of this. did the US version allow for raincoats?

to me it looks poor. maybe its cause we know its an aussie product? how does this compare to the US version?

It's poor, the production value is very low (from the 10 minutes i watched).

I guess Warney's missus was busy, and Dieter Brummer and Dougie the Pizza guy were in jail. :D

Cassius_Clay
17 Aug 2006, 21:41
They've actually got a good mix of celebs in there.
I must admit i've never really watched survivor but from what i've seen the Aussie one looks to have the U.S one covered already.
No you are wrong.

That was the most pathetic and crapest heap of **** I have ever watched.

Thank god for Gabrielle Richens.

TheColeTrain
17 Aug 2006, 21:46
They've actually got a good mix of celebs in there.
I must admit i've never really watched survivor but from what i've seen the Aussie one looks to have the U.S one covered already.
Perhaps you should watch the US version because it is actually good and there is no way in hell that this show will be good, to even say that it has the US version covered stinks of mass ignorance

scottywiper
18 Aug 2006, 00:26
Dear god that was awful.
I will watch it while Fiona Horne survives, then I'm outta here.
DICKO, you are truly awful. So out of his depth, all the insight and personality of a dead pot plant.
PROBST>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>DICKO (let it be noted that I got bored holding down the > key/I could have gone for much longer)

grimlock
18 Aug 2006, 01:22
The Pleasure Machine is the only reason to watch this piece of crap. Imogen looks shocking, and Kym Johnson is gone.

Dicko as host was just absolutely atrocious.

Faithful Hawk
18 Aug 2006, 08:24
Dicko, Dicko, Dicko I think you have got a another poor excuse for a reality show to add your ever expanding CV.
Channel 7 must be over the moon with the amount of money they spent poaching him away from channel 10:rolleyes:

AngelEyes
18 Aug 2006, 09:35
Justin Melvey got yucky :thumbsd:

stillw atch it though because it's better than anything else on at that time!

Dicko can never be Jeff :(

Diego
18 Aug 2006, 09:40
The girls should all be confined to one little area, fed heaps of booze and pills and then have a huge orgy. I know Fiona Horne would be into that from what i heard from somebody who ummm yeah you know what i mean. ;)

peternorth
18 Aug 2006, 09:45
The girls should all be confined to one little area, fed heaps of booze and pills and then have a huge orgy. I know Fiona Horne would be into that from what i heard from somebody who ummm yeah you know what i mean. ;)

Please elaborate here or PM me with details ;)

cowboy18
18 Aug 2006, 11:57
There was one bright moment for me when one of the female team said something like "We're getting so hungry we're going to start eating each other".

I kept watching but nothing eventuated.



Other than that it came across as the "Snakes on a plane" of reality television.

Harvey Leadpipe
18 Aug 2006, 16:01
The Pleasure Machine will make this a lot more worthwhile than the cartoon garbage on Channel 10. I'm on until she gets kicked off.

Unwritten_Law
18 Aug 2006, 17:54
Channel 7 need not interview the female camp all you are going to get is incessant whinging from a bunch of ordinary looking princesses and it's only going to get worse.

It will get better only when they start turning on each other.

dmc333
18 Aug 2006, 18:50
No you are wrong.

That was the most pathetic and crapest heap of **** I have ever watched.

Thank god for Gabrielle Richens.

Who was the rugby league player who quit and flew to the UK to be with her a few years back?

Cleavy
18 Aug 2006, 18:54
Who was the rugby league player who quit and flew to the UK to be with her a few years back?

Solomon Harmono?

dmc333
18 Aug 2006, 19:13
Solomon Harmono?

Yeah that's the name.

AdelUniCrowFan
19 Aug 2006, 00:55
Perhaps you should watch the US version because it is actually good and there is no way in hell that this show will be good, to even say that it has the US version covered stinks of mass ignorance

The US version is great. You go in knowing very little about the people, and enjoy this mish mash of different characters interacting with each other and their surroundings. It's great watching people build alliances then destroy them, and then the mindgames and backstabbing that go on are great.
With each episode covering 3 days, and only being aired once a week you don't get the over saturation Big Brother style.

On a Celebrity show you will never get characters like Rupert (Survivor VII Pearl Island) who started off selling rivals shoes or Shane (Survivor XII Exile Island) who stopped smoking the day of going onto the island.

I don't really care how long the American Survivor goes for, but I'd be glad if Australian TV Execs stopped creating ****-poor knockoffs of their overseas counterparts.

TheColeTrain
19 Aug 2006, 15:24
The US version is great. You go in knowing very little about the people, and enjoy this mish mash of different characters interacting with each other and their surroundings. It's great watching people build alliances then destroy them, and then the mindgames and backstabbing that go on are great.
With each episode covering 3 days, and only being aired once a week you don't get the over saturation Big Brother style.

On a Celebrity show you will never get characters like Rupert (Survivor VII Pearl Island) who started off selling rivals shoes or Shane (Survivor XII Exile Island) who stopped smoking the day of going onto the island.

I don't really care how long the American Survivor goes for, but I'd be glad if Australian TV Execs stopped creating ****-poor knockoffs of their overseas counterparts.
totally agree, its a ****ing joke the amount of maoney TV execs get paid to come up with crap like this

windyhill
20 Aug 2006, 02:50
ch.7 have no shame. are they trying to morph into ch.9 ?

windyhill
24 Aug 2006, 22:37
I said at the start of this thread that this show was going to be so bad it`ll be good. I was wrong, it`s ****ing awful.

Kerr=God
25 Aug 2006, 00:03
Fiona Horne = Manhating psycho.

And what about Wayne Gardner? :eek: Would appear he could give David Oldfield a a run for his money if this comes down to straight out knife in back shenanigans.

Orchestrated the 'removal' of that SAS bloke beautifully...:thumbsu:

dmc333
25 Aug 2006, 09:31
Fiona Horne = Manhating psycho.



Hello Clint Bizzell :D

The Zebra
25 Aug 2006, 12:52
I hadn't watched it at all and just caught the last 10 minutes last night, and my god - that Gabrielle Richens is so HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

likka
28 Aug 2006, 10:31
Surely 7 execs saw the mess 9 made of the first local survivor.

This is just as bad and probably less compelling because they are celebrities.

The real Survivor spends millions and millions to ensure they select the right people and footage so that the stuff we see is entertaining. They don't get that without the right people it is just not interesting... it is just a cheap rip off.

Cassius_Clay
28 Aug 2006, 14:45
Thank god for Gabrielle Richens.

I doubt this show would get more than 100k if she wasnt on.

HOT, HOT, HOT.

peternorth
28 Aug 2006, 14:56
just wanna make sure ive got the right person :D

http://www.celebrities.pl/gabrielle_richens/gabrielle1.jpg

Hoggy
31 Aug 2006, 21:16
Did they just show Fiona Horne's tits for the sake of showing them?

red+black
20 Oct 2006, 02:00
I've only watched a couple episodes of this, but I have to say that Gabrielle Richens is to ****ing die for. And those titties are heaven.

Two thumbs up Gabrielle, I mean two thumbs up for Gabrielle.

http://www.torontal.com/dmodel/Gabrielle%20Richens.jpg

Cassius_Clay
20 Oct 2006, 09:23
Imogen Bailey is bloody hot too. Both have great racks.

AngelEyes
20 Oct 2006, 09:42
Go Guy! :thumbsu: :D

red+black
20 Oct 2006, 09:59
http://www.torontal.com/dmodel/Imogen%20Bailey.jpg

Harvey Leadpipe
20 Oct 2006, 11:46
Don't know why I've been watching this (Richen's rack was obviously a sticking point, and possibly the fact it follows on from Earl, and I'm too much of a lazy bugger to change the channel), but I'm only hanging on to see if there's any excitement in it (ie Imogen fall out of her top). Probably the only time I've wanted a chick to win one of these reality show deals. Not a fan of letting a past loser back into it. And I'll keep having a look as long as Immy's there.

likka
23 Oct 2006, 15:27
David was ripped off, hope Nicole wins it.

raikkonen
23 Oct 2006, 21:01
David was ripped off, hope Nicole wins it.

I saw th episode today, and was stunned when David got voted off!! Those girls have screwed themselves out of his vote.

As for me, I hope Imogen Bailey wins....:cool: ;) *drools*

AngelEyes
27 Oct 2006, 11:02
Yay Nicole got voted off!


Go Guy Ritchie :D

Mr Eagle
27 Oct 2006, 13:49
I think David Oldfield enjoyed that :D

likka
27 Oct 2006, 16:40
Nicole had that coming... bad move girls to shaft David. Nicole was the obvious target, biggest threat in a jury vote situation.

The girls have to feel pretty ripped off, given that the guys had a week to freshen up and regain their strength.

All up I think 7 have done a good job with this series. Didn't think I would enjoy it much, but have been pleasantly surprised. Couldn't believe how friggen dumb Kym Johnson was though.

Much better than 9's local equivalent, what a absolute disgrace. Only good bit was watching the last episode where the ex-athlete went completely troppo when told she wouldn't win.

Noddy Holder
27 Oct 2006, 18:07
I enjoyed it up until a couple of weeks ago. No person who has been voted out should be able to come back in. It just makes a farce of the whole thing. I hope Imogen wins because neither of the other two deserve to.:thumbsd:

And don't get me started on Dicko.

Worst.Presenter.Ever

His voice just grates on me.

Xtreme
27 Oct 2006, 18:57
Yeah not too fond of Dicko hosting Celebrity Survivor. I don't harbor hate for the guy, just that his pommy voice doesn't suit the hosting style that a "Survivor Host" needs to have.

masked magpie
28 Oct 2006, 07:55
Yeah not too fond of Dicko hosting Celebrity Survivor. I don't harbor hate for the guy, just that his pommy voice doesn't suit the hosting style that a "Survivor Host" needs to have.

next time the show is on do a count of how many times he says the word "guys" he is so annoying.

grant bolwer (host of The Mole) would have been so right for this

.

red+black
28 Oct 2006, 16:32
Yeah not too fond of Dicko hosting Celebrity Survivor. I don't harbor hate for the guy, just that his pommy voice doesn't suit the hosting style that a "Survivor Host" needs to have.
Yeah at least with Jeff you can picture him being a contestant, and doing well. Dicko, well, nuff said.

Cassius_Clay
2 Nov 2006, 19:48
Justin stuffed it up. If he taken Imogen he would have won. He had David and Gabrielle. Imogen had Nat. He only needed Guy or the Rugby guy to vote for him and he would have won.

Silly, silly boy.

likka
3 Nov 2006, 08:25
How pissed was Imogen not winning. When the credits rolled and everyone was hugging she was testily hanging at the back brooding.

Imogen was in the game from the beginning so I think she would have beaten Justin anyway, choosing Guy simply made it a bit closer.

Justin's monologues made me feel ill, they were so fake and artificial. How anyone could win any votes after offering money to other contestants is mind boggling.

I wonder why Imogen didn't vote for Guy?

Cassius_Clay
3 Nov 2006, 09:07
How pissed was Imogen not winning. When the credits rolled and everyone was hugging she was testily hanging at the back brooding.

Imogen was in the game from the beginning so I think she would have beaten Justin anyway, choosing Guy simply made it a bit closer.

Justin's monologues made me feel ill, they were so fake and artificial. How anyone could win any votes after offering money to other contestants is mind boggling.

I wonder why Imogen didn't vote for Guy?
Imogen did vote for Guy. It was always down to her vote and she went with Guy and thats why he won.

Trust me, if Justin had have taken her, he would have won.

David was more pissed off than Imogen anyway.

Sore loser he is.

Noddy Holder
3 Nov 2006, 12:16
If I were Imogen I would have been pissed off too. Totally stupid that someone who wasn't on there half the time could possilbly win. Makes the whole concept a joke.:thumbsd:

raikkonen
3 Nov 2006, 14:00
If I were Imogen I would have been pissed off too. Totally stupid that someone who wasn't on there half the time could possilbly win. Makes the whole concept a joke.:thumbsd:

So true. And the rule goes that hot chicks never win reality tv!!

How pissed off was Guy when Dicko told him he was out of the challenge. He was obviously out!

Also, Gabby not voting for Justin? I think Justin thought he was on a sure thing with her!

janiek
3 Nov 2006, 14:31
Imogen did vote for Guy. It was always down to her vote and she went with Guy and thats why he won.

Trust me, if Justin had have taken her, he would have won.

David was more pissed off than Imogen anyway.

Sore loser he is.

no they showed gabrielle voting for Guy, imogen went for justin cos he;d been less out of the game than Guy ( 2days vs 6 days) & plus cos her little mate told her too as well

likka
4 Nov 2006, 16:22
Imogen did vote for Guy. It was always down to her vote and she went with Guy and thats why he won.

Trust me, if Justin had have taken her, he would have won.

David was more pissed off than Imogen anyway.

Sore loser he is.
No Imogen voted for Justin, just watched my recording to confirm. Confusing, given they had a major falling out about the bribery issue.

Imogen had a major issue with the guys all the way through the show. Her success as a model involves guys drooling over her, maybe she just doesn't trust men.

David simply didn't like being made to look like a fool by the girls. He should have seen it coming, Guy had no other choice.

masked magpie
6 Nov 2006, 05:12
Imogen should have went at the first TC.

Since then she has ducked & weaved and whined her way through the game.

Shut the ******** up woman.

Would someone pleeease stick something solid in her mouth !

raikkonen
7 Nov 2006, 17:13
Imogen should have went at the first TC.

Since then she has ducked & weaved and whined her way through the game.

Shut the ******** up woman.

Would someone pleeease stick something solid in her mouth !

You have a volunteer right here for that job:cool: ;) :D

Cassius_Clay
7 Nov 2006, 17:15
someone pleeease stick something solid in her mouth !
Like my penis?

Cassius_Clay
7 Nov 2006, 17:16
You have a volunteer right here for that job:cool: ;) :D
Oh damn you Miki.

raikkonen
7 Nov 2006, 19:13
Oh damn you Miki.

;) Too slow!

peternorth
8 Nov 2006, 10:17
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