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I've mentioned this man in another thread, but for those who didn't read it I'll quickly describe who he is. As a member I have the priviledge of sitting in front of him every single week. Basically he's a boaner: one who bitches and moans all game long about anything he possibly can. "So and so is bloody useless, here we bloody go again, what a bloody joke this team is, for CHRISTS SAKE man up, etc etc".
Anyway, he comes up with atleast two or three controversial ideas every week that he mutters out during his boaning. I always think they're ridiculous but maybe that's just because I dislike fat people. Anyway, thought I'd share his best ideas with you lot every week and see what you think, maybe I'm wrong about him.
Rd 19 v Kangaroos
Idea #1: Get rid of Kerr. He's bloody useless, stuffs up all the bloody time.
Idea #2: Bloody Woosha should resign after this game. He's a bloody joke, outcoached in the middle all bloody day.
Idea #3: Drop Stenglein. Bloody hopeless, does nothing, and just stuffs everything up when he gets the ball.
I kid you not. Discuss...
I've mentioned this man in another thread, but for those who didn't read it I'll quickly describe who he is. As a member I have the priviledge of sitting in front of him every single week. Basically he's a boaner: one who bitches and moans all game long about anything he possibly can. "So and so is bloody useless, here we bloody go again, what a bloody joke this team is, for CHRISTS SAKE man up, etc etc".
Anyway, he comes up with atleast two or three controversial ideas every week that he mutters out during his boaning. I always think they're ridiculous but maybe that's just because I dislike fat people. Anyway, thought I'd share his best ideas with you lot every week and see what you think, maybe I'm wrong about him.
Rd 19 v Kangaroos
Idea #1: Get rid of Kerr. He's bloody useless, stuffs up all the bloody time.
Idea #2: Bloody Woosha should resign after this game. He's a bloody joke, outcoached in the middle all bloody day.
Idea #3: Drop Stenglein. Bloody hopeless, does nothing, and just stuffs everything up when he gets the ball.
I kid you not. Discuss...
and he supports wce?!? BURN HIM ON THE STAKE! :)
daddy_4_eyes
12 Aug 2006, 23:00
Cuzz09 maybe?
Ruddiger
12 Aug 2006, 23:06
I've mentioned this man in another thread, but for those who didn't read it I'll quickly describe who he is. As a member I have the priviledge of sitting in front of him every single week. Basically he's a boaner: one who bitches and moans all game long about anything he possibly can. "So and so is bloody useless, here we bloody go again, what a bloody joke this team is, for CHRISTS SAKE man up, etc etc".
Anyway, he comes up with atleast two or three controversial ideas every week that he mutters out during his boaning. I always think they're ridiculous but maybe that's just because I dislike fat people. Anyway, thought I'd share his best ideas with you lot every week and see what you think, maybe I'm wrong about him.
Rd 19 v Kangaroos
Idea #1: Get rid of Kerr. He's bloody useless, stuffs up all the bloody time.
Idea #2: Bloody Woosha should resign after this game. He's a bloody joke, outcoached in the middle all bloody day.
Idea #3: Drop Stenglein. Bloody hopeless, does nothing, and just stuffs everything up when he gets the ball.
I kid you not. Discuss...
Buy him a Mars bar and tell him to shut the **** up.
Seriously, just turn around and tell him. I remember this old codger having a crack at Sampi in the final vs Sydney last year. Would not shut up about how he was lazy and should be dragged. Then he kicks two goals in the last quarter and we win the game. I turned around and said - what do you think of him now mate? Of course he had no response.
People like that are generally upset with their own life and would moan even if we won by 150 points.
GoBackToVFL
12 Aug 2006, 23:07
Cuzz09 maybe?
lol.
Milkman
12 Aug 2006, 23:07
Cuzz09 maybe?
His mum.
Buy him a Mars bar and tell him to shut the **** up.
Seriously, just turn around and tell him. I remember this old codger having a crack at Sampi in the final vs Sydney last year. Would not shut up about how he was lazy and should be dragged. Then he kicks two goals in the last quarter and we win the game. I turned around and said - what do you think of him now mate? Of course he had no response.
People like that are generally upset with their own life and would moan even if we won by 150 points.
I had a confrontation with him last year actually. He was whinging about this lady sitting behind him because she was annoying. She kept yelling out things like "GO ADAM!!!! YESS!!!!". I mean seriously, what a bitch. When he started complaining about her I lost it and had a go at him. He didn't have much to say, other that I'm an idiot, upon which the guy next to me (who I'd got to know that year) turned around and joined in.
The fat man was silenced for the rest of the game, we beat the Bombers in the wet, and fun was had by all. Alas, he's back to it this year. I think I might just move seat next year.
94_Eagles
13 Aug 2006, 00:18
His mum.
And lover of 5-10 years.
Nope it aint me! (or me mum)
I wasnt at the game.
I watched it however and thought someof the stuff Kerr did was borderline arrogant and stupid.
He is a champ though so I wouldnt say all that other stuff about him.
nearlyblonde
13 Aug 2006, 18:18
The most interesting point in your whole post, to me anyway, was your comment that you "dislike" fat people.
What a boring little twat you are. How do feel about junkies, blondes, redheads or dog lovers even?
YOU sound like the supporter from hell yourself, I give thanks that the unfortunate fat man has to cope with you, rather than myself.
Mr Eagle
13 Aug 2006, 19:23
The most interesting point in your whole post, to me anyway, was your comment that you "dislike" fat people.
With Subiaco's seating, I think he has every right to dislike gentlemen of a large girth :p
(...joke, Joyce.)
The most interesting point in your whole post, to me anyway, was your comment that you "dislike" fat people.
What a boring little twat you are. How do feel about junkies, blondes, redheads or dog lovers even?
YOU sound like the supporter from hell yourself, I give thanks that the unfortunate fat man has to cope with you, rather than myself.
Hahah! Chill out! Jeepers creepers.
Just for the record, not a fan on junkies, prefer blondes, and love dogs.
Ruddiger
13 Aug 2006, 23:38
The most interesting point in your whole post, to me anyway, was your comment that you "dislike" fat people.
What a boring little twat you are. How do feel about junkies, blondes, redheads or dog lovers even?
YOU sound like the supporter from hell yourself, I give thanks that the unfortunate fat man has to cope with you, rather than myself.
I wonder what you tip the scales at? ;)
nearlyblonde
14 Aug 2006, 18:03
5ft 9" 70 kilos, thought that may be asked. However, at one time qualified for the fat person title, hence the agro.
Mr Eagle, take your point, the one size fits all thing doesn`t really work at Subi.
YOU sound like the supporter from hell yourself, I give thanks that the unfortunate fat man has to cope with you, rather than myself.
Yes, the 'unfortunate' fat man who complained about the very kind middle-aged lady who sat behind him last year (forcing her to give up her membership) who shouted nothing but words of encouragement to her team and favourite players. The 'unfortunate' fat man whose constant moaning forced the guy who sat next to me to decide not to come to the footy anymore. If I hadn't been an Eagles supporter since I could form coherent thoughts, and didn't love this team as much as I do, then I wouldnt've reinstated my membership either, he is that much of a pain in the arse. I definitely will be looking to see if it's possible to move seats next year.
I have no idea what I've done to make you think I'm the supporter from hell. I'll admit to being loud at the footy, but I just cheer for my team, and refrain from using foul language. I don't know why you assume I'm boring either, since I'm not sure I've ever spent 2 minutes with you, let alone had a conversation.
My comment on fat people was a joke, and I apologise if I offended you. However this is one fat man who I (and I'm sure many others) would be pleased to see disappear from the face of the earth.
P.S. Congratulations on your weight loss.
Emerald
14 Aug 2006, 18:48
I've mentioned this man in another thread, but for those who didn't read it I'll quickly describe who he is. As a member I have the priviledge of sitting in front of him every single week. Basically he's a boaner: one who bitches and moans all game long about anything he possibly can. "So and so is bloody useless, here we bloody go again, what a bloody joke this team is, for CHRISTS SAKE man up, etc etc"....
HaHa :rolleyes:
This must be catching.
There is a stupid couple who sit behind me and shout these exact words, especially the man up bit. I'm like, they look pretty manned-up already, it's like they can't think of anything else to say.
I hate it when our own supporters shout abuse at our players, god it sh**s me, Ash Sampi cops it worst of all, just in front of Brent Staker.
:thumbsd: :thumbsd:
HaHa :rolleyes:
This must be catching.
There is a stupid couple who sit behind me and shout these exact words, especially the man up bit. I'm like, they look pretty manned-up already, it's like they can't think of anything else to say.
I hate it when our own supporters shout abuse at our players, god it sh**s me, Ash Sampi cops it worst of all, just in front of Brent Staker.
:thumbsd: :thumbsd:
Yeah there's a lot of idiots out there, there's another few others right in my area that are really annoying as well. One in particular who must scream out "KICK THE BLOODY THING!" about 500 times a game.
SDKFUSALKVCALKVNLKN OH MY FREAKING GOD HDFETWKGHLDSKGASLKVN
He's even worse this year.
I don't know if I will be able to take this anymore...seriously...and I'm definitely trying to change seats if at all possible next year. He just ruins the bloody game for everyone around him. He really does.
The guy who sits next to me is away for the year so he's given me his membership. I took a friend along today and at the end she said "I don't know if I can put up with that guy all year...I seriously think I'll end up screaming at him."
The bloke sitting in front of me was there for the first time and I could tell he was nearly losing it as well. The damn guy moans about everything. EVERYTHING. And I'm not exaggerating. He's so damn stupid and ignorant and oblivious.
He's an absolute utter and total tool, and I really do feel for his wife (I assume it's his wife)...as she is actually a very pleasant person, and I don't know how she puts up with it.
Sorry for this pointless post but I just really, really, needed to vent. It really makes me reconsider whether to actually go to the games or watch them on tv with friends. It's becoming a closer and closer decision every week.
And that just flat out sucks.
Eagle_Fan
8 Apr 2007, 01:53
You're not in 316 are you? This all sounds very familiar, except my big loud annoying old guy has 3 younger male friends/relatives in front of him who join in and are 3 times worse. Nothing but negativity and swearing. Never any praise or enjoyment.
Anyway, the 3 guys got an official warning tonight from security, and while I wouldn't have ever made a complaint (I think we all swear occasionally don't we?), seeing them all sitting there like naughty little school boys was rather enjoyable.
You're not in 316 are you? This all sounds very familiar, except my big loud annoying old guy has 3 younger male friends/relatives in front of him who join in and are 3 times worse. Nothing but negativity and swearing. Never any praise or enjoyment.
Anyway, the 3 guys got an official warning tonight from security, and while I wouldn't have ever made a complaint (I think we all swear occasionally don't we?), seeing them all sitting there like naughty little school boys was rather enjoyable.
Nah. 130. I'm sure there are people like this all over the place though.
He doesn't swear much, if at all (a few 'bloody's 'd***head's and 'bull****'s here and there maybe)...but his constant moaning is totally unreasonable and unbearable.
It just means that even when we win I leave with a sour taste in my mouth. I just shouldn't let it get to me, but like I said in a previous post, the lady behind him gave up her membership because she couldn't stand him anymore, and one of the guys next to me also stopped coming (even though he was only borrowing the membership)...so it's not just me.