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bunsen burner
13 Aug 2006, 09:46
Been very good for last 3 weeks. Will be vital cog come September.
Mastablingbling
13 Aug 2006, 09:58
His body on body work around the ball is awesome.
Can't count the number of times he's got his body in a better position in a 50/50 ground contest and managed to get a good handball out.
:thumbsu:
He must be playing his best footy for us now :)
Eagles 4 Mine
13 Aug 2006, 11:27
I personally would rest Chick this week as I think we can beat Brisbane without his toughness around the footy we have BEAU.
Kaitsey
13 Aug 2006, 13:20
he might get done with that hit on sinclair that gave away the 50, i hope not.
he might get done with that hit on sinclair that gave away the 50, i hope not.
Geez that would be crap if he did. :mad:
Siclair deserved it anyway, running in like a DH!
delirious1
13 Aug 2006, 16:16
can crunch imposing players like the massive 75 kilo swallow and the 80 kilo sinclair, but he ****s his pants at the sight of anyone a little bigger then him, his courage is greatly exaggerated
can crunch imposing players like the massive 75 kilo swallow and the 80 kilo sinclair, but he ****s his pants at the sight of anyone a little bigger then him, his courage is greatly exaggerated
Like when he collided with 102kg J.Brown and corked his thigh.
Certainly pooed his pants then didnt he? :rolleyes:
bunsen burner
13 Aug 2006, 16:47
he might get done with that hit on sinclair that gave away the 50, i hope not.I'd be very surprised if he got cited for that.
I'd be very surprised if he got cited for that.
The tribunal makes some weird decisions it must be said.
materamagic
13 Aug 2006, 16:58
Chick is a beauty. All players should be applying to pressure and grunt that he does, will be VITAL come September. One of the few things Bunsen and I agree with. Swallow is a skinny kid by the way, by no means imposing, although he's got courage at a young age
Who cares if Swallow/Sinclair is skinny anyway?
He was picked to play AFL and he of all people would understand that "welcome to the league" hip and shoulder was always on the cards.
triplegee
13 Aug 2006, 18:12
Thinking back to when Chick was picked up by the Eagles I expected him to be a a goal scoring semi-small forward.
As it happens, he's probably the toughest nut - along with Kerr and Waters - that we have. At either end, he provides a contest and you can bank on him being hard at the ball.
Possibly recruited for a different role but he's become a vital ingredient doing what he does. Amongst the first picked each week.
Kaitsey
13 Aug 2006, 18:15
gotta love chicky, hes one of those characters you need at the club. hard, uncomprimising and someone with only 9 and a half fingers, no other club has that!
no1bankteller
13 Aug 2006, 18:46
can crunch imposing players like the massive 75 kilo swallow and the 80 kilo sinclair, but he ****s his pants at the sight of anyone a little bigger then him, his courage is greatly exaggerated
You still miss him don't you:)
There is no player in the Hawks side that has as much courage as Chicky...
I think that he will get done this week unless he gets a discount for pleading guilty.
what for pushing a guy in the throat.......the ump was right there and didnt report him if he was going to be reported he would have been right then and there because the ump was 2 meters away...the other bump he wont get done for.....
philhawk
13 Aug 2006, 19:04
Oh this sucks.
I thought you were talking about the other kind of 'chick' and at least had pictures! :mad: ;)
can crunch imposing players like the massive 75 kilo swallow and the 80 kilo sinclair, but he ****s his pants at the sight of anyone a little bigger then him, his courage is greatly exaggerated
sour grapes cos he came back home ay.
Don't be silly MAG, Hawthorn wouldn't want him, they've got tough nuts like Richie Vandenberg.
Courageous elbows to the throat anyone?
Gotta love Chicky! He played very well yesterday and made my votes. His toughness and work ethic is second to none and will be super important come finals.
bunsen burner
14 Aug 2006, 00:28
I just blew. Thanks guys. I'm outta here.
no1bankteller
14 Aug 2006, 10:48
ooohh that is so rank...
Anyway does anyone know how many games he has played for the Eagles?
The crap telstra maintained WCE site does not detail how many games players have played for the club and EFH only lists his overal games (227). I thnk he played 149 for the Hawks but am not sure.
ooohh that is so rank...
Anyway does anyone know how many games he has played for the Eagles?
The crap telstra maintained WCE site does not detail how many games players have played for the club and EFH only lists his overal games (227). I thnk he played 149 for the Hawks but am not sure.
yep 149 for the Hawks is right...leaving 78 for us :thumbsu:
delirious1
14 Aug 2006, 14:33
You still miss him don't you:)
There is no player in the Hawks side that has as much courage as Chicky...
Cambell Brown
hawkeye23
14 Aug 2006, 14:38
yep 149 for the Hawks is right...leaving 78 for us :thumbsu:
Irrelevant anyway, since his ex-wife took their son and went to live in the US. It's not like we'll get any father-son benefit anyway :(
The greatest example of a player being carried toward a flag.
Contra Mundum
14 Aug 2006, 15:19
Geez that would be crap if he did. :mad:
Siclair deserved it anyway, running in like a DH!
What was he going to do - let Chick bravely polax a four gamer?
no1bankteller
14 Aug 2006, 15:32
Cambell Brown
As I said there is no player in Hawthorn side that has as much courage.
(I will though admit that Cambell Brown is a tough bastard though.)
no1bankteller
14 Aug 2006, 15:34
Irrelevant anyway, since his ex-wife took their son and went to live in the US. It's not like we'll get any father-son benefit anyway :(
Who is to say that he cannot have an another kid with someone else, or do you know something about his sperm count that the rest of us do not?:D
hawkeye23
14 Aug 2006, 15:40
Who is to say that he cannot have an another kid with someone else, or do you know something about his sperm count that the rest of us do not?:D
Point well taken, but do we really want to wait another two decades for the fruit of his loins to come through?
no1bankteller
14 Aug 2006, 15:59
Point well taken, but do we really want to wait another two decades for the fruit of his loins to come through?
Well yes it is sometime away, however as football becomes more and more competative recruiting wise Father and Son picks become more and more important. Given this I think that long term forsight is very important to ensure that excellent future fingers do not slip thorough our hands as this would effect the long term success of our club. Especially when you consider that players such as Cousins, Mcintosh and to a lesser extent Morton were father son picks for us in the past.
Goldenblue
14 Aug 2006, 20:16
I just blew. Thanks guys. I'm outta here.
Seriously bad mental image....;)
What was he going to do - let Chick bravely polax a four gamer?
Why...................yes?
Scotland
2 Oct 2006, 23:46
Seeing as thread bumping is the in thing at the minute, there's surely a place on the first page for a second coming of this one, pun intended.
Onya Chicky.:thumbsu:
Ruddiger
3 Oct 2006, 01:59
The greatest example of a player being carried toward a flag.
Idiot :rolleyes:
Go back to counting your stats.