View Full Version : What's the obsession with Van Berlo
writeoff
15 Sep 2006, 15:15
Several members have VB in their user name. I've even read WCE supporters praise him beyond the performances I've seen. I think he's a promising youngster and has a great long kick but I feel I've missed a joke somewhere... Is it related to a previous thread on BF?
I'm not knocking VB but just don't understand the Van Berlo = God statements. Surely Stiffy is our brightest young star?
crowm dome
15 Sep 2006, 15:17
Several members have VB in their user name. I've even read WCE supporters praise him beyond the performances I've seen. I think he's a promising youngster and has a great long kick but I feel I've missed a joke somewhere... Is it related to a previous thread on BF?
I'm not knocking VB but just don't understand the Van Berlo = God statements. Surely Stiffy is our brightest young star?
Head to bay 13 and check out the "Stickied" thread at the top of the list.........read it and ye shall be converted :thumbsu:
Postman Pat
15 Sep 2006, 15:18
http://bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=242577
knock yourself out, youll be there all day.
Mad Dog
15 Sep 2006, 15:21
Several members have VB in their user name. I've even read WCE supporters praise him beyond the performances I've seen. I think he's a promising youngster and has a great long kick but I feel I've missed a joke somewhere... Is it related to a previous thread on BF?
I'm not knocking VB but just don't understand the Van Berlo = God statements. Surely Stiffy is our brightest young star?
In time you will come to know the full power of Van Berlo.
ps - welcome....:) :thumbsu:
neddy36
15 Sep 2006, 15:34
I propose all of VB's disciples of BF chip in to purchase this holy piece of cloth.
Like the Shroud of Turin, we could use it as symbol...a beacon for our faith.
http://www.aflauctions.com.au/crows.htm
KUNG FU
15 Sep 2006, 15:40
Geez, $221!
If I wasn't a poverty stricken student saving my pennies for the GF I'd bid right now.
arrowman
15 Sep 2006, 15:59
I propose all of VB's disciples of BF chip in to purchase this holy piece of cloth.
Like the Shroud of Turin, we could use it as symbol...a beacon for our faith.
http://www.aflauctions.com.au/crows.htmHmmm, never been to that site before, interesting.
Hey -check out the Port Adelaide page. No items for sale :thumbsu: and this on the page:
Welcome to the Port Power Online Auctions. Take some time to browse through the amazing, unique items that we currently have online, and look out for more during the season. Emphasis mine :cool:
neddy36
15 Sep 2006, 16:05
Hmmm, never been to that site before, interesting.
Hey -check out the Port Adelaide page. No items for sale :thumbsu: and this on the page:
Emphasis mine :cool:
LOL :thumbsu:
Check out the photo VB though. Look at his forehead!!! His superior brain seems to be forcing the boundaries of his skull. :D
RoosterLad
15 Sep 2006, 16:27
arrowman thats gold!
Vic Crow
15 Sep 2006, 17:21
Geez, $221!
If I wasn't a poverty stricken student saving my pennies for the GF I'd bid right now.
The auction opened this morning I think. I reckon it'll fetch about $600 in the end.
Several members have VB in their user name. I've even read WCE supporters praise him beyond the performances I've seen. I think he's a promising youngster and has a great long kick but I feel I've missed a joke somewhere... Is it related to a previous thread on BF?
I'm not knocking VB but just don't understand the Van Berlo = God statements. Surely Stiffy is our brightest young star?
The Great man is so Great the Great Australian bight is just a Kiddies pool.
The Great man is so great the great Dividing range is only 2 kilometers long next to his greatness.
The Great man is so great the great war was a stone throwing contest amongst nuns.
The great man is so great the great wall of china wont keep out ants.
The great man is so great the great fires of london were a burnt out matchstick.
Comprende?
arrowman
15 Sep 2006, 19:25
The auction opened this morning I think. I reckon it'll fetch about $600 in the end.It's over $400 now.
RoosterLad
15 Sep 2006, 19:32
I wonder if a BigFootyite will win
kimirocks
15 Sep 2006, 20:02
Hmmm, never been to that site before, interesting.
Hey -check out the Port Adelaide page. No items for sale :thumbsu: and this on the page:
Emphasis mine :cool:I had this discussion with Total Power, about them displaying the Port Power link on their page. Quite funny really, he got worked up about it, as he does.
johnnyfairplay
15 Sep 2006, 22:19
I am new to this site and to the thread but there are very politically correct statements about the great one on here:)
did you know that a football is tha shape that it is because VB kicked it and reshaped it, it was originally rounded like a soccer ball the only reason we were never told is because the so called "manafacturers" of the ball were frightened by VB message bank on his phone.
isnt it funny that VB is number 7 and when u look at that number it looks like a boomerang and I was thinking thats why the ball always comes back to him and finds the great ones arms!
VB= Chris Judd x 500 and with a slightly better hair cut
Glenno23
16 Sep 2006, 01:09
I propose all of VB's disciples of BF chip in to purchase this holy piece of cloth.
Like the Shroud of Turin, we could use it as symbol...a beacon for our faith.
http://www.aflauctions.com.au/crows.htm
I just put a bid for it :thumbsu:
Lets see if it pays off...
Blue Red and Gold
16 Sep 2006, 10:53
I am new to this site and to the thread but there are very politically correct statements about the great one on here:)
did you know that a football is tha shape that it is because VB kicked it and reshaped it, it was originally rounded like a soccer ball the only reason we were never told is because the so called "manafacturers" of the ball were frightened by VB message bank on his phone.
isnt it funny that VB is number 7 and when u look at that number it looks like a boomerang and I was thinking thats why the ball always comes back to him and finds the great ones arms!
VB= Chris Judd x 500 and with a slightly better hair cut
You'll get along here just fine ;)
writeoff
16 Sep 2006, 12:03
The Great man is so Great the Great Australian bight is just a Kiddies pool.
The Great man is so great the great Dividing range is only 2 kilometers long next to his greatness.
The Great man is so great the great war was a stone throwing contest amongst nuns.
The great man is so great the great wall of china wont keep out ants.
The great man is so great the great fires of london were a burnt out matchstick.
Comprende?
I've read about half the Van Bible thread now. Funny stuff but I've read most of that stuff before in Mr T and Chuck Norris jokes. At least I now understand the obsession with VB.
CrowMagnum
16 Sep 2006, 12:32
Heard that his divinity comes from being Bob Neill's love child
.......by immaculate conception of course.