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The Shiny Nut
9 Oct 2006, 21:42
Vanders traded to Box Hill

The Hawks are wrapt to have secured Box Hill's 82 year-old head trainer in a direct trade for captain Ritchie Vandenberg on the first day of trading at AFL house.

Coach Clarkson says he hopes the new trainer will add great value and experience to a young playing group.

"Nabbing Box Hill's lead trainer is a real coo for us. You know we had the comp bluffed for the past few years with having a decoy captain in Ritchie, but that gag can only last so long," said coach Clarkson.

"I'm sure most supporters, although a little shocked, will agree we're much better off without Vanders as the bloke can't kick, handball or even punch properly."

Box Hill president, Mafuud Tingles said it was as a tough call to lose the head trainer, even though he has been suffering from breathing difficulties for the past 12 years and requires the use of a ventilator to stay alive.

"We know we've been dudded in this trade" said Mafuud, "We obviously won't be expecting much...Maybe a back pocket possie in the twos or something - I'm still disappointed with the trade, but obviously we had to bow to Hawthorns requests on this one - so whatever really at this stage."

Binxy
9 Oct 2006, 21:47
Appreciate the effort but you could've at least made it funny.

Better luck with your second post.

Back Pocket Rocket
9 Oct 2006, 21:47
You are not that funny!:o I don't think I even smiled:thumbsd:

Warwick
9 Oct 2006, 21:48
"A real coo?"

Classic.

Wood Truck
9 Oct 2006, 21:54
Funny... I reckon any sentence with the word Vandenerg is a classic.

Although I'm torn on this one. Firstly because its a plus for the AFL to have ritchie out of the comp - he's never been a great ambassador on pure skill alone. But on the other hand I really like Box Hill and feel aggrieved they've ended up with him.

Game on I say Nut...

HAWKS HEROES
9 Oct 2006, 21:59
ha ha ha thats funny not :p

Binxy
9 Oct 2006, 22:01
Well, it looks like you found your audience - "both of you" :rolleyes:

Wood Truck
9 Oct 2006, 22:02
Come on Binxsy... fess up... Is your real name Ritchie "the jokes over" Vandenberg?

Binxy
9 Oct 2006, 22:05
Yes. Yes it is.